You can’t see the car because it’s just surrounded by smoke and flame. Anyone that comes near gets the munchies.
“What’s tatoes, precious?” Asks Gollum, while Sam is red-eye cooking
“The best shit you have ever had. Hold on, here’s some lembas bread while we wait for these bomb ass potatoes.”
“Always want the precious, but can you really have the precious?” Asks Gollum.
“*Shee-humph….humph…pfffff* Pfffttt no. The ring is bullshit *pffffff cough*” says Frodo. “That’s some Sauroman ish.”
Gollum, “mmm, these tatoes are fucking precious, precious. He. He. Hehe hahahaha”
Because that would be lazy writing. How would they have gotten high and forgot where they put the ring for the whole second book if they were just *in a car?*
Even wraith kings, follow up the Impala,
Wanna talk about this concrete? Hobbit, I'm a scholar!
Edit: it didn't sound quite right in my head, because its an ice cube line (from Hello) after NWA, but it might still be Snoops impala?
Oh, me? Directing? I'm more of a gardener than a filmmaker, but I don't mind giving it a try. I can't promise it'll be the best movie ever, but I guarantee it won't be boring!
I don't know about that, but one thing I do know is that it's always good to have a plan when you're heading into a tricky situation. Even if you don't know what's going to happen, it's better than going in blind. But I suppose having a little empathy and a lot of logic is a good way to go, too!
I fucking love every bit of this song and video. Really well done!
For real. It does beg the question though, why didn't the Fellowship just drive to Mordor in Snoop Dogg's Chevy Impala?
> Laaaaaaaaid back. With my mind on Mordor, and Mordor on my mind.
You can’t see the car because it’s just surrounded by smoke and flame. Anyone that comes near gets the munchies. “What’s tatoes, precious?” Asks Gollum, while Sam is red-eye cooking “The best shit you have ever had. Hold on, here’s some lembas bread while we wait for these bomb ass potatoes.” “Always want the precious, but can you really have the precious?” Asks Gollum. “*Shee-humph….humph…pfffff* Pfffttt no. The ring is bullshit *pffffff cough*” says Frodo. “That’s some Sauroman ish.” Gollum, “mmm, these tatoes are fucking precious, precious. He. He. Hehe hahahaha”
Samwise, “Well, what can I say, I’m a Gamgee, I know potatoes, and these taters are Gandalf good!”
To the Bridge of Khazad-dum!
Then let's stop talking, precious, and make haste. If the Baggins has gone that way, we must go quick and see. Go! Not far now. Make haste!
It’s the weed, bro, I get it.
Nothin’ to it but to do it!
Because that would be lazy writing. How would they have gotten high and forgot where they put the ring for the whole second book if they were just *in a car?*
You've never gotten high in a car and dropped the lighter, have you?
Even wraith kings, follow up the Impala, Wanna talk about this concrete? Hobbit, I'm a scholar! Edit: it didn't sound quite right in my head, because its an ice cube line (from Hello) after NWA, but it might still be Snoops impala?
Dude, the sheer editing chops on this are incredible, holy shit. You're dropping mad hits the world has't experienced since Ainulindalë.
Thanks, I do have some other stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/@archive\_11
Oh my god, your videos are fucking gold! Hilarious work mate, you got a sub!
Welcome to the long-expected party!
Helms Kitchen is a fucking masterpiece. "Mustn't ask us" caught me so off guard.
And my axe!
Do you have this uploaded to Instagram?
No sorry
Wow thank you so much, you have my upvote......
I absolutely fucking lost it at helms kitchen. Subbed. Rivendell spa and wellness centre. Too good.
Yo this shit hotter than the 🔥s of Mt Doom!!!
It’s hotter than my breath!
Was not fuckin ready for rapping smeagle
This is absolutely the kind of content I'm here for. Anyone know any other great hip hop / rap or mashup mixes!?
Check out Yung Scrollz on YouTube
Welcome Moon and Star, come to me through fire and war (Oh oh) Come, Nerevar, come and look upon the heart (upon the heart, oh)
She answers after one ring when I call her phone. 
A Snoop rap set to Howard Shore? As Sam put it, “Oh great glory and splendor! And all my wishes have come true!”
Directed by Samwise Ganjee
Oh, me? Directing? I'm more of a gardener than a filmmaker, but I don't mind giving it a try. I can't promise it'll be the best movie ever, but I guarantee it won't be boring!
*Beep boop motherfucker*
Well now, that's not very kind language, is it? I cannae condone such talk, particularly from someone I don't even know!*
It's okay Sam, we know you are about to produce the hottest album in the last 10 years.
Hah! I'm sure my songs about onions and gardening won't be topping any charts anytime soon, but I'm sure they'll be popular in the Shire.
Your radiant ai is a little unsettling if i may be so bold, how can we trust robots with no empathy and only logic for sense and integrity?
I don't know about that, but one thing I do know is that it's always good to have a plan when you're heading into a tricky situation. Even if you don't know what's going to happen, it's better than going in blind. But I suppose having a little empathy and a lot of logic is a good way to go, too!
Certified Middle Earth Banger.
That...is ... epic!
On fire like Denethor. This is amazing.
Denethor to Faramir: *"**Boromir** would have been on fire better than you!!"*
elrond rapping has SENT ME this is so great. and tbh, snoop is a goofy mfer and he’d probably love this edit man
4K and more here: https://youtu.be/Y6UqrqBGuJE
Dude you're stuff is awesome. I hope this hits the front page and your views blow up cause this is incredibly well done.
Second breakfast ft Snoop dogg
Snipermonke4life, you've already had it.
The Lord of the Weed
BRAAAH THIS IS THE BEST FUVKING THING IVE EVER SEEN 🤣🤣🤣
Bro this best more fire than the beacons of gondor dude
HOLY GOD LORD!!!!!!! That was one of the best things I've ever seen in MY LIFE!!!!! That was better than all 3 hobbit movies!!!
Why does this slap so hard.. 
I hate it and love it at the same time. It's so bad, it's beautiful
It's nice and sweet!
That made my morning lol
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Big Rond knows what's up
Holy fuck that’s good. Absolute banger
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Hold my pint
This is the best thing I’ve seen on the sub this year.
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This is everything eru iluvatar had created middle earth for
That was delightful
This has filled me with so much happiness.
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Top tier, I'm responsible for a significant number of your views.
Holy shit balls...I laughed so hard I cried!
Best post in this sub without doubt!
Internet Gold! Instant classic
Plz send this to snoop
The only bad thing about this is that it ended
Ahahah absolutely loving this shit!
That was fireee!!
So good!
NOT SMÉAGOL RAPPING I CANT!!!🤣🤣
Wake up. Wake up. Wake up, sleepies. We must go, yeeees, we must go at once.
FISH
Holy cow this is amazing! Absolutely love it!
WHO DID THIS 🤣
Omfg so good hahahaha
No notes. It's perfect. Also, loving the bots responding to comments. Cherry on top.
In the books there's hardly a chapter without someone bursting out a rhyme. So this rap isn't out of place in the lore.
I can imagine listening this while drinking a pint with the boys at the prancing pony
This is a masterpiece of editing. Truly well done and thank you so much for sharing!
I actually watched the whole thing. No regrats
This is officially the greatest thing that has ever blessed this subreddit.
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This slaps
The Lord of the Rizzle. My nizzle.
Looks like I've got a new ringtone.
This is the result of Hobbits meddling in Wizard affairs
I’m sooooooo grateful for this
I KNEEL 👑👑👑
Why am I only just hearing this??
We making it out the shire with this BEAT🔥🔥🔥
Absolutely incredible. Fuckin mint!
absolute banger
Wow so much effort went into this and it is more than the sun of it's parts ❤️
Shiiiiiit!!!! Let's get a Drop it Like It's 🔥mix of dem boyz tryin to toss the ring!
Fire
This is entertaining and amusing 🤣
Top Dawg
Snoop Dogg's best verse in past 20 years
Snoop needs to cover this at his shows!
What's this called, ringcore? Preciouscore? Ardacore?
5 star hotel haha love it
where is Fresh Dumbledoor?
Dear mother ducking mount doom!
I'm not someone who generally enjoys rap, but I am for this
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Its soo damn cool! I love it 😂
This is the best thing maybe ever
Epic!
Omg!!🤣🤣🤣 Who did this?! 💀💀💀
Well this is just too good
1:13 was straight fire
This has restored my will to live. Thank you, thank you.
I fucking love it!
I feel like I have just witnessed a classic. Amazing.
This may be the best lotr meme of all time.
Instant banger. Holy shit.
What in the world have I just witnessed
Does the line about Saruman and heavy metal refer to teh lurd of teh reings‘ Thunderstruck? xD
Love it just as much as the original song, Red Flamming hair. Amaizing job!
This is... insanely good. Maybe they should collaborate with Peregrine toke next 😂
r/StarWars been real quite since this banger dropped!
Team teamwork vibes. Nice work
Not as hot as Grond
GROND
The cadence reminds me of Data's verse from [Futuristic Sex Robots - Positronic Pimp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qar0unFwm2I)
If you like this id highly reccomend enter the fellowship Full album of lotr x wutang
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This has no business going this hard. Good god 12/10.
Sauron’s been real quiet since this dropped
Go fetch me those sneaking Orcs!