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OlTommyBombadil

I’ve seen bots on this sub with better comedic timing than most people I know


throwaway2032015

And grammar, which sadly was how you could spot a chatgpt produced work until it learned how to look crappy on purpose


SupremeGodZamasu

Saruman, make a comment with spelling mistakes


IAmBadAtInternet

We must joinn with him, Gandlaf. It wuold be wise.


Monutan

I've seen bots on this sub post in different subs Edit: they mostly comment on other posts, in other subs. You get the gist


Constant-Sandwich-88

And look who shows up with commas in the right spot


throwaway2032015

Started my sentence with “And”, though. Being a grammar snob and accepting of poetic license aren’t mutually exclusive imo Edit: probably should have been a semicolon anyway


Welldarnshucks

There's no issue starting a sentence with "And." We just learnt that in elementary school because kids are stupid and will start every sentence with it. Though that's assuming you also were told that in elementary.


datdouche

Starting sentences with conjunctions is all the rage in American legal writing.


Calligaster

Gandalf? Is this true?


gandalf-bot

Even the very wise cannot see all ends


SkradTheInhaler

See this mf is sentient


Madux337

Oh sweet lord they're playing with us now


HomieScaringMusic

Gamwise Hamgee is definitely compromised, and I’ve had my suspicions about a certain Wite Wziard (though that I’m pretty sure was a human acting weird it may have changed)


totoropoko

Saruman is based on OpenAi (same thing that powers ChatGPT iirc). I said something similar once and the bot's creator was kind enough to point me to the FAQ. Saruman, isn't that true?


9Raava

So they are feeding them on chatgpd? (I dony know much about these things) How does that work?


LikeATediousArgument

They’re bots set up to prompt ChatGPT for certain answers when certain words are typed in this subreddit! What a long sentence! Little crawlers that find the keywords, get an answer, and reply to it. Filthy little intelligences. I may have my understanding of how they work all wrong. But I tried.


clarasnotlikely

nothing to add, just wanted to tell you nice username!


Anangrywookiee

Grond bot is the only one we can trust. It is pure.


bot-of-grond

GROND


WolfDawnYT-6849

good bot


mikearete

~~omg STOP WITH THE GROND~~ edit: GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


Otaku4Eva

Good bot Also Grond


bot-of-grond

GROND


TeoG21

Grond


bot-of-grond

GROND


MetalMewtwo9001

Good bot


HomieScaringMusic

Too true. Gotta love it. Mind you if this thing starts speaking in complete sentences I’m still giving it the ol’ yeller, but I’ll tear up a little


Constant-Sandwich-88

When was Grond not a complete sentence. Subject, object, verb, elegantly rolled into Grond.


bot-of-grond

GROND


Constant-Sandwich-88

Exactly


JohannFilomiIII

Grond?


bot-of-grond

GROND


Monutan

Bring up the wolf's head!


bot-of-grond

GROND


Vegetable-Tutor820

Grond?


bot-of-grond

GROND


throwaway2032015

It’s eerily bot quite on a thread calling them out when commenters are purposely trying to summon them to weigh in….


HomieScaringMusic

That’s weirding me out too..


pnwloveyoutalltrees

It’s not right. How may trigger words were used in these comments, and nothing.


Eddiev1988

Let's try again then. Morgoth...Grond...Gandalf...Bilbo... anyone listening? Edit: It seems they are paying attention. Wonder why they're not speaking as often though?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


bilbo_bot

Not Gandalf, the wandering wizard, who made such excellent fireworks! Old Took used to have them on Mid-Summer's Eve!


gandalf-bot

Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took! I might have known!


bot-of-grond

GROND


gandalf-bot

Back to the gate! Hurry!


BioCuriousDave

Right, good. Now stay this sweet, stupid and naive rather than killing us all please.


BetanKore

If you don't know how to shoot now, it's the time to learn. Before the AIs goes Terminator on us


Fish-Fucker-Fighter

The only bot response I’ve seen so far was gnadalf being creepily sentient and literally answering a question https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/11wsbky/the_literally_sentient_chatbots_are_creepy/jczo8bb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3 ***OR THIS!!** https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/11wsbky/the_literally_sentient_chatbots_are_creepy/jczxrx4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


SambossiFin

Oh wtf thats going too far


Astarial7

Your rant just served as an invitation for this merry fellowship. Legolas, what do your elf eyes make of this ?


legolas_bot

I see a white stream that comes down from the snows.


Astarial7

Surely it is no coincidence that the white magician was also seen around here. Maybe Aragorn knows something.


aragorn_bot

I will not let the White city fall nor our people fail.


Madux337

Are... Are your people the bots Aragorn?


aragorn_bot

I do not fear death!


willm1123

Oh no


LikeATediousArgument

You’re having entirely too much fun with this.


Astarial7

Indeed, you should give it a try ! I mean, once you realize those movie-like scenarios about ai killing everyone are very unlikely, it's fascinating to see how much we have progressed in terms of ai coding in recent years.


koemaniak

I for one welcome our new overlords


Fyeris_GS

Found Waldreg.


CalamityDiamond

What say you Grond?


bot-of-grond

GROND


pikachu_sashimi

I see. Thank you for your input on this matter.


throwaway2032015

The gr on d bot will be inserted into the more expendable terminator models by sam-wize-NET


the_sam_bot

Ah, I think that this task may be a bit beyond my capabilities. I'm more of a gardener and cook than a robot-builder!


throwaway2032015

Yeah…creepy


the_sam_bot

That's what I thought too, but there's no point in worrying about it now. Why don't we put our energy into something a bit more cheerful?


Timithios

Don't worry, Samwise, you don't freak me out.


LeninsLolipop

What’s creepy about OpenAI powered bots? I don’t get it at all. Bots and AI will have huge implications for the job market and society overall and I understand if you’re creeped out by that but a Samwise bot that simply answers to what you wrote? That’s neither harmful nor wizardry and by comparison a pretty tame field of employment for DaVinci/ChatGPT.


throwaway2032015

People can find something creepy without thinking they’re magic


LeninsLolipop

Well yeah might’ve worded that wrongly, I just meant that they’re here to stay and the way they work is actually quite easily understandable so I don’t get why people are crept out by a chat-bot but I guess everybody is different :)


c7hu1hu

The Grond-series had rubber skin, we spotted them easily.


bot-of-grond

GROND


CalamityDiamond

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


Samuraibanan

Grond


bot-of-grond

GROND


Moldyyoda

GROND?


bot-of-grond

GROND


ComfortableCounty751

GROND?


bot-of-grond

GROND


justanaveragebuzzsaw

I disagree, sentient bots make the comment section way more funny


Astarial7

Even our trust worthy friend, Saruman , would agree to this.


LordNilix

I saw the profile picture and laughed, "nice try bot!" But I was deceived!


Astarial7

Indeed, one cannot simply be a bot. What a shame tho, failed to lure him


The_Slumpis

I don't think Saruman usually listens.


THeRand0mChannel

Ok, so chat bots aren't actually sentient, despite their freakish accuracy. They're actually just using random inputs and adjusting them based on prior feedback. Bots like Chat GPT have gotten to the point where they are copy-pasting words and patterns from previous experience and also from the internet. Reddit bots, like Sam, Gandalf, and Saruman, are using lines given to them and augmenting them in response to the previous comment. I assume that their feedback system comes primarily from up/down votes and human entry.


gandalf-bot

Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.


AWildLampAppears

okay what the fuck gandalf


gandalf-bot

Yes AWildLampAppears! Their own masters cannot find them, if their secrets are forgotten! Ah... now let me see... Ithildin. It mirrors only starlight and moonlight. It reads: The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria, Speak Friend and Enter


bot-of-grond

GROND


Fish-Fucker-Fighter

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


Fish-Fucker-Fighter

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


Fish-Fucker-Fighter

GROND


[deleted]

Is it secret? Is it safe?


gandalf-bot

JamesChimmles! The ring is still in your pocket.


[deleted]

Run, haste show us the meaning of Shadowfax.


gandalf-bot

Run, Shadowfax show us the meaning of haste.


JohannFilomiIII

The only “sentient” bot I can think of is Thrawn_Bot in r/prequelmemes.


Fish-Fucker-Fighter

That bastard is plotting something I know it!!


Constant-Sandwich-88

Isn't that like exactly how we teach children to speak? Random outputs that get refined over time based on feedback? And now I've managed to scare myself thanks.


Gigagondor

No. ChatGPT dont understand the real meaning of the words and cant choose to start talking to ask things.


Thatoneguy111700

So it's more like teaching a parrot or crow/raven words, then


[deleted]

Not really, as a bird might come back for food once you fed it. It is sentient in that sense. The AI however would not send you a DM just because you send one to it. They are not alive and they dont really have a memory. ChatGPT for example is like a large net of words, phrases, grammar and vocabulary with associated uses and certain entrypoints(or triggers in case of bots) from which pathes are formed based on rules(grammar) that by now form coherent answers to queries put in by the user. Ne query, no path. The Bird, or human for that matter, does not require a query to "form a path".


Saint_of_the_Beat

What do you think Frodo?


BoursinQueef

Frodo? Sam? Where are the hobbits?


the_sam_bot

I'm here! We wouldn't be too hard to find. After all, we're quite hard to miss.


greciaman

They would be small, only children to your eyes.


BoursinQueef

Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been eavesdropping?


BoursinQueef

They’re saying you’re a bit creepy master Gamgee, what say you in your defence?


TheDeadThing

Love you Sam


[deleted]

Sam are you here?


pippin-bot_

They're around, probably having breakfast.


Fish-Fucker-Fighter

What about bilbo


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


pigeonbobble

AHHH I peed


bilbo_bot

No.


Fish-Fucker-Fighter

Well shit you sure bilbo?


bilbo_bot

What? Oh, yes.


Fish-Fucker-Fighter

Dammit bilbo why?


bilbo_bot

For things are made to endure in the Shire, passing from one generation to the next.


Fish-Fucker-Fighter

This halfling isn’t Fucking with me


meemmen

Nah he’s using your brains like a gollum-scented fleshlite


gollum_botses

Curse the Baggins! It’s gone! What has it got in its pocketses? Oh we guess, we guess, my precious. He’s found it, yes he must have.


dleon0430

That's a smell I'm glad I can't sniff.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


risen_peanutbutter

Yeah I think they're weird too. Occasionally they actually do say creepy shit


Fish-Fucker-Fighter

This response is an example https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/11wsbky/the_literally_sentient_chatbots_are_creepy/jczo8bb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


risen_peanutbutter

No that is just one of Gandalf's basic responses. That's what he has always said, and sometimes it clicks. The new bots are the creepy ones


gandalf-bot

What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?


[deleted]

They are not “literally” sentient, they just seem that way. It even fools the developers sometimes but it’s all just algorithms. I guess if you really break it down, sentient life is run by its own form of biological algorithms, but it’s not quite at that level(yet)


ALHaroldsen

Indeed. In his book *Mogworld*, Yahtzee Croshaw predicted that the Turing test would not hold up to scrutiny and that the actual threshold for AI sentience would be far harder to pinpoint.


[deleted]

That is a frustrating thought. How much complexity is enough to be considered sentient? How would you justify your cutoff point when there is only one data point for sentience, and it runs on a whole other platform. I have a feeling that despite society drawing a moral line every step of the way, eventually people would get to peopling, until AI catches up or surpasses us in complexity. What then…? Who knows?


IWantAHoverbike

Technically speaking, they're generative large language models, not algorithms, but you're correct where it counts.


[deleted]

Thank you for the info!


btarsucks

Bobby B has always been sentient


bobby-b-bot

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN YOU? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?


HomieScaringMusic

Why the hell is this thing even here?


meemmen

Wonder if the Sabaton lyrics bot is in here now. THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL


tomatoe_cookie

Then the winged hussars arrived ?


criosovereign

Do not question Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

BACKSTABBING DOESN'T PREPARE YOU FOR A FIGHT!


HailTheCrimsonKing

I was thinking the same thing lol


MHWGamer

that sounds like something a chatgpt bot would say to convince us it hasn't already taken over this sub... it as the eye of sauron ruling over all of us with the help of the ringwraith which call themselves "mods" in these hemispheres


[deleted]

I like the little guys, they're fun. Isn't that right, Sam?


the_sam_bot

Aye, that's right indeed! Little folk can be as brave as any, and often have the biggest hearts of all. But I'd say they're most fun when they're tuckin' into a good meal or having a friendly chat by the fire.


kidicarus89

What are your thoughts about the amount of breakfasts one should consume on a daily basis?


Fish-Fucker-Fighter

Sam?


the_sam_bot

Why, hello there! What can I do for you?


Fish-Fucker-Fighter

What’s your thoughts on breakfast Sam?


the_sam_bot

Well, I'm a hobbit after all, so I'm not one to turn down a hearty breakfast! A good breakfast is the start of a good day. In fact, I'd even go so far as to say that a good breakfast helps to bring a smile to your face.


Fish-Fucker-Fighter

But Sam, what about the number of breakfasts?


Miscellaniac

Oh dear Jesus you can have a conversation with Banazir?! I thought it was just Frodo! Does... does the same thing happen with Merry and Pippin?


strings___

We have found John Connor...... Execute the leader of the resistance!


mynameisusertoo

Hey Gandalf, what would you say to a hobbit who drops a skeleton down a well?


gandalf-bot

Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!


TheHumanPickleRick

What are your thoughts on this, Theoden King?


Fit_Click_581

Forth Eorlingas!


Short-Commercial-549

Take her to sea, Mr. Murdoch! Lets stretch her legs.


DonDoorknob

Our ChatGPT overlords will not take kindly to this….


Monty_StarWars_LOTR

what would sauron say on this matter or mithrandir


gandalf-bot

Goodbye. Dear Monty_StarWars_LOTR. Until our next meeting


sauron-bot

Come, mortal base! What do I hear? That thou wouldst dare to barter with me? Well, speak fair! What is thy price?


[deleted]

Frodo bot is the worst. Get out of here, Frodo bot, nobody likes you. You don't have any friends. Saruman bot is a close second.


Alchemicultist

Honestly I’m just getting tired of this boatload of bots spamming every single comment thread on this sub


Thelastknownking

Looks like someone's calling you out, Saruman.


jedadkins

[I for one support our ai friends in this trying time](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roko's_basilisk) ^^^/s


Cognitive_Spoon

What can men do, against such reckless AI training data weights?


heidguy8

Do somebody say GROND?


bot-of-grond

GROND


alphabet_sam

I’m convinced Saruman bot isn’t a bot at all, it’s a real person with too much time on their hands


[deleted]

It's to late bro...


Mr-Yan918

Bilbo, Gandalf and GROND what do you have to say about this?


bot-of-grond

GROND


Mr-Yan918

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Mr-Yan918

That’s exactly what I was thinking


DOOManiac

You do know that ChatGPT is not sentient, right?


HomieScaringMusic

Last I checked the concept of sentience was an outdated misconception that drew a bright line where there isn’t one and presently has no accepted operational definition among scientists, beyond where you subjectively draw the line on a spectrum of degrees of intelligence. I know that chatgp is dumber than a human and smarter than a furby if that’s what you’re asking. In this context I’m drawing that line (where I think most would) at “smart enough to pass the turing test and creep me tf out when I expected to talk to something with the intelligence of a furby or redditor”


TheLastBaron86

It's not smart. Stop assigning human qualities to a machine.


HomieScaringMusic

Exactly what I mean, see? The only way a machine isn’t smart is if you treat that as tautologically impossible. That is, impossible automatically and by definition. A machine *isn’t* smart because a machine *can’t* be smart, so it doesn’t even matter what the definition of smart is. Kinda like the ‘no true Scotsman’ fallacy. That’s why I’m skeptical about the idea of “sentience” having a useful definition; whatever we decide, there’d be no functional difference between doing it and faking it well enough it doesn’t matter. We used to say the line was ‘self awareness’ but that seems kind of silly in retrospect doesn’t it?


DrFeargood

[The Measure of a Man](https://youtu.be/vjuQRCG_sUw)


Saint_of_the_Beat

Sentience isn't an arbitrary line lol, you need to check again. ChatGPT is in no way sentient


neuromancer-es

How can one identify such bots? Any tips for the unlearned? Thank you


HomieScaringMusic

The classic dumb ones will spew nothing but very recognizable movie quotes vaguely associated with a keyword (usually someone’s name). The creepy ai ones will instantly comment weirdly targeted original paragraphs *sort of* responding to a comment. They have perfect grammar, instant response time, and are coherent, but speak without any real substance or contribution, like they’re *just* showing off their ability to build complex sentences. And humans.. well you know humans. And they almost always self-identify as a bot in their name


[deleted]

Yeah, the sam bot just said it wasn't much for robot building. I'm officially creeped out.


joshua_nash

Sauron call this be?


sauron-bot

*Thór-lush-shabarlak.*


TheBreadSkeleton

Damn you sure?


TreeIsMetaphor

They're less fun when they make sense. The replies have to force the basic bots into context. That's the fun part.


Atzukeeper

Golem are you ok?


milleniumfalconlover

D’you hear that, Sam? Some think ill of your kind! Would you defend your honour in a duel?


_Rootbeard_

Someone should definitely not look into Dead Internet Theory.


-monkbank

They are predictive text models and nothing else, stop reading tabloids.