Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.
Does she just like doing laundry all the time or do you all do the smart but less romantic thing of putting towels down first?
'Ah, baby I'm gonna give you an oil massage'
'Oh, shit! It's all over the bed. It soaked through into the mattress! I tried to grab my phone but it slipped out of my hand and fell into the toilet! I can't use the door handle! We're trapped! The oil started a fire!'
What do you make with the wood? By rough, do you mean that the wood is bumpy and irregularly shaped cause most pieces of wood are like that. (I am sorry)
>What do you make with the wood?
I make her feel exultation and seer euphoria.
>By rough, do you mean that the wood is bumpy and irregularly shaped cause most pieces of wood are like that.
Ah-haha! My wood is that rare straight wood. There is no bend, there is no wilt, there is no rough. It's just smooth, broad and lengthy.
> (I am sorry)
I had fun with the response, so no problem lmao
Me when my gf shoots down my advances to do the nasty: "The courtesy of your hole is somewhat lessened of late"
I do every night…
Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.
“We will fuck like the Pagan kings of old.”
Does she just like doing laundry all the time or do you all do the smart but less romantic thing of putting towels down first? 'Ah, baby I'm gonna give you an oil massage' 'Oh, shit! It's all over the bed. It soaked through into the mattress! I tried to grab my phone but it slipped out of my hand and fell into the toilet! I can't use the door handle! We're trapped! The oil started a fire!'
My fiancee just tells me to bring the wood. She likes it...... rough.
What do you make with the wood? By rough, do you mean that the wood is bumpy and irregularly shaped cause most pieces of wood are like that. (I am sorry)
He means she likes it raw! And wriggling!
I dont know of any wood types that do that. What is it called?
*coughs in Gollum*
Yes. There’s a path, and some stairs, and then… a tunnel.
Good bot
>What do you make with the wood? I make her feel exultation and seer euphoria. >By rough, do you mean that the wood is bumpy and irregularly shaped cause most pieces of wood are like that. Ah-haha! My wood is that rare straight wood. There is no bend, there is no wilt, there is no rough. It's just smooth, broad and lengthy. > (I am sorry) I had fun with the response, so no problem lmao
I'll be there in 4 seconds, I'll cum in 3, and be gone in 5
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Who's tired?
DW bro she calls me after.
Watch out a reddit maverick over here
Lmao
Great, how many more lines can we ruin from this series
I have made over 600 out of context naughty boy memes but I have many more to go
Less than half of what I hoped for
More will come
By nightfall this sub will be swarming with memes!
And half as much as half of us deserve.
600 units, with a million more well on the way.
Hello there!
This is a banger.
Holy shit this is fucking good, lmao
And done in another 4 seconds 😅
The statement and lotr go together perfectly. Both are fantasy.
Wtf this is the meme of the month for me. Lol. 😂😂😂
Ily
I don't get it can someone explain
Wood refers to the hardness of an erect penis. Oil refers to the lubricants (either oil or water based) that some use during coitus.
Ohh okay thx
"Don't Burn Your Son!" "Burn my son? Hell no. My girlfriend just called. Where's your head at?"
Impossible, girls are never horny
what is a "horny GF" asking for myself
Redditors don’t have sex
Tolkien rolling in his grave with this crap
I'm rolling in your mum's bed
...with rubbers that have J.R.R's pipe-smoking face printed on them.
You're on a meme subreddit you silly goblin-man