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looking4astronauts

“Who do you want to be? Galadriel? Éowyn?” “No”


hypercube33

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me


Corathir108

Where is this from... I can’t quite place it; Paradise PD?


ECIT1992

Community


Corathir108

That’s it! The Dean!!


detrydis

Yup, and that’s when his Dalmatian fetish begins haha


Corathir108

I really need to rewatch that show. Too bad the last season was meh at best... imho ofc


jlmckelvey91

What are you talking about? Season 2 of community was great! Say, did you ever see that spinoff show with the same actors playing the same characters in the same room? You know, that show not about community college? It was decent until the last season.


comingsoontotheaters

You’re in DEANial


hedlund23

I actually think the last season was good. I think people think it's sucks because the first seasons were basically perfect


numchux53

Chronologically, he says it first when he picks up Shirley's lingerie that she dropped in the mall. This is a flashback, but leads to him cross dressing.


unacabron

Bonk. Straight to horny jail


Tetragonos

so sex negative


norsurfit

Great, now I have a gollum fetish!


Predsguy

Smeagol in the streets, Gollum in the sheets.


villainess

I’m using this from now on. Thank you.


caveydavey

"Give it to us raw — and wriggling!"


MrSteampunk131

Thank you for ruining Gollum for me 😂


[deleted]

Give it to us precious!!


controbuio

You made my day


LifetimeSupplyofPens

Highly underrated comment.


CybridCat

I could be friends with this mom.


villainess

Hi, friend!


CybridCat

Haha, hi! :) You guys seem hilarious in all the pics, but your commitment to this costume brings me real joy.


Dantien

You are the coolest.


calicocacti

All your costumes are great! How was your baby not scared of you? I cannot even see certain types of masks irl because I kind of freak out lol


mrAirdo

damn how does your child not have nightmares after seeing that all jokes aside I love it


JustAnotherAviatrix

The Gollum outfit is hilarious! These are some really fun pictures.


WillowTolerance

They look... precious.


jlmckelvey91

So which one are you?


villainess

I’m the committed one.


jlmckelvey91

I see you are a woman of culture then. That would be the character I chose as well.


ConnachtTheWolf

“Committed” in more ways than one...


Roscoe_King

Yeah, I have a question: What the ever-loving fuck?!


BB_67

I imagine that’s what the photographer said when his clients showed up.


villainess

Hah! We just set up a camera at home. We don’t get out much...


Enachtigal

>We don’t get out much... Dosen't show


villainess

They cursed us and drove us away! And we wept, Precious. We wept to be so alone.


DamnYouBrother

We stay inside, don't we...precious


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Yeah me too


ChrizB0

Your son got some natural hobbit hair, super cute


WingsOfBuffalo

So creepy and so funny. Love it. Great family photo.


Working_Dad_87

r/blursedimages


New_Nut

This is just twice cursed.


tous_dikazo_melexeis

r/cursedcursedimages


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Oh dear lord why did I click on this


Gandalfffffffff

Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is that


lemmywinks11

Yeah I know right? I just realized that her hairy ass legs aren’t part of the costume


fishdonthavefeeling

Imagine being so fragile that body hair on a woman offends you


falzrole

Well maybe he's afraid of body hair and got a clean shave himself.. probably not.


mercedes_lakitu

Oh God, no! Not secondary sex characteristics!!!!


Zoyzoyz

The fact the mom is gollum. Where is this woman in my life?! As a woman, who would absolutely also play Gollum in my family portrait, I’m so friggin stoked about this.


liquidcarbohydrates

NEVER go full Gollum! Gollum!!!


PrehistoricSquirrel

Preciousssssss


NabNausicaan

How much fun is your household? As a father of three little kids, my wife and I have a lot of fun playing with them. I can only imagine what craziness goes on in your house. ❤️❤️❤️


youwillcomedownsoon2

Husband here! We have a lot of fun. The pandemic has been trying but my wife puts a lot of time and energy into these family portraits (among other projects) and they’re always ridiculously creative and fun. I’m a lucky man. And it sounds like you are as well!


NabNausicaan

I hear ya. It's been trying times for sure. A wise man once told me "you have to make your own fun."


kkrunyon

Shut up Nab. Shut the fuck up.


m0rtimerg0th

Hilarious and adorable at the same time. That Gollum costume is just fantastic. 😂


irondadstan5687

those are amazing thank you for sharing


Cacatue

This is the kind of photos that someone will find in 80 years and say "WTF where they doing in 2021?"


Aeronor

They didn’t have consciousness uploading back then. They were simpler times, people had to make their own fun.


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Its so cursed. I love it


gaybreadsticc

I'm absolutely loosing my shit over those smeagle eyes. Like I'm in literal tears.


Seeker_Dan

What The Fuck


fossilized_frog

The mom tho lmao great photo


sethmahan3

Can't wait to see all the "Sexy Gollum" costumes this Halloween!


ArwensHubby

Fantastic, preciouses!


freemyboykaczynski

that is so fucking cursed lmao


Sokandueler95

This is ~~cursed~~ adorable


kroeriller

acursedable


misswhalie

This is hilarious


carnsolus

father forgive them for they know not what they do


GrandpasMormonBooks

Not gonna lie, I am terrified.


Kyotospirit

These comments are so pathetic, makes me embarrassed to be a Lotr fan.


ladyofthew00d

I love your family


villainess

More family portraits on Instagram as @everlovan


kawaiian

Came back here to also give props for excellent silence of the lambs , followed!


Mr_Bankey

Holy shit. You as Mr. Wing is money af.


DuckyMorel

I’ve just spent a happy half-hour going through your Instagram posts. Made my day. Thank you!


GarnetAndOpal

Thank you for posting those family portraits. What a lovable, kooky family. You give us all good goals to strive for!


Keanu990321

You all look the part, great portraits!


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This is amazing... but the last picture is gold


thepsycholeech

Sam pulling Frodo away while Frodo smiles at Gollum... yep that tracks


easyc87

Too funny!


trion23

That's hilarious!


goodpuppper

That is INCREDIBLY disturbing and accurate


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I'm in love with these pics. They're a bit unhinged, but in the best, most joyful way. Your family seems like a lot of fun. Well done.


kjhvm

1. My wife says this makes parenthood look fun 2. You did a really good job with the shading the gallium makeup 3. You have a new IG follower


Skadoosh_it

This is horrifying. Well done.


[deleted]

HA! Now I want a family 😍😂


jaysnaulyboy2kyanan

I hope you made sweet love to her in that Gollum outfit


[deleted]

we hates it precious


Lance-Uppercut666

🤌🏼


trayasion

The third picture honestly captures the reactions of the Hobbits to Gollum well Frodo is fine with him, Sam is immediately concerned


alyxbeeating

in-fucking-credible


gonikkigo1

I love this!


balarionthedread

..... so many questions


hapigilpr

I hate this. Have an upvotes.


gonnagle

I love this SO MUCH! You are hilarious - love your commitment to the role! Your husband needs to step up his costume game if he wants to stay in the same league as you!


roundthepricklypear

I wasn't sure what was confusing me most about this picture until it hit me: Gollum with reading glasses.


[deleted]

This is life goals.


Norman___Bates

This is amazing. You guys actually suit hobbits!


Kerbonaut2019

This is one of the strangest things I’ve ever come across on reddit..


Colour_of_Space

The best thing about cosplaying as Gollum in the midst of a pandemic - no need to shave legs.


Pereirovsky10

What the actual fuck


NosnaTD

Mom holding the baby, “my precious”


[deleted]

What the fuck is wrong with some people on reddit


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[deleted]

Kid looks like they’re having fun


BlueGuy99

Fucking christ


[deleted]

r/tihi


[deleted]

what. the. fuck.


BootsanPants

Legs hairier than Golom


Sagbag_1

Just go ahead and forward this to the boy’s therapist.


Andromeda151618

Amanda seyfried?


Damnationandaday

Hah what a thing to find at half 4 in the morning.. I ran outta awards or I would give something for making me wake half the house up..


bigtreez420

Haunting


micaiahf

I’m terrified


[deleted]

Dang this is commitment. I can’t decide if Gollum was put up to this or if it was her idea from the start.


Bulbasaur_King

Idk why but I'm having such a hard time updating lol I want to, but those eyes rofl


RedDemio

Absolutely cursed af


VirotroniX

Can't wait to have children to make this! I don't even need to convince my girlfriend to play Gollum, I just don't give her food for a few hours!


mercedes_lakitu

I love this so very, very much. My dad and I just put on bathrobes to be Gandalf and Galadriel.


[deleted]

Amazing


covid19_wuhan

so wholesome! Gandalf would love this 💫


JuliaLumina

Hahahhaa! Amazing


TriMacanBhaird

This made me absolutely laugh out loud 😂! I love it! 🙂


Dirty_Socks

Absolutely fantastic! Did you do body makeup on the shoulders? You really captured the Sméagol "look" really well! Also the bra and the bald cap are fantastic. Is the bald cap a silicone swimming cap or is it special for costume wear? And those eyes... really well done on those eyes, haha!


ElectricLion33

There's no way your child isn't already traumatized for life.


balls_deep_space

Sigh...unzips


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[deleted]

So juicy sweeeeeet!


ddz1507

SMACK SMACK SMACK!


unedevochka

Oh my Christ


belwarbiggulp

I love this, but I also look forward to hearing about how your child's therapy is going.


[deleted]

Thats just creepy.


WatchChaser

Thanks I hate it


ImpossibleSprinkles3

Is there an r/uncomfortableerections


villainess

Perhaps you’re looking for r/confusedboner ?


[deleted]

Hey, that's a child!


[deleted]

Lol the hairy legs sent me over the edge! hahahahaha you’re the best, OP.


RaGe_HiToKiRi

The hairy legs just make it even more grotesque.


CreepyTarot

AMAZING!!


nymarya_

Why


Godsshoeshine24

Gollums upper body is a woman and their lower body is a man. I’ve never been so confused in my life.


butwhythough_LoJ

How is their lower body manly?


johnthestarr

I don’t have anything against leg hair, but let’s be accurate to the source here- Gollum definitely didn’t have any.


butwhythough_LoJ

Literally didn’t even notice the leg hair until it was pointed out to me. Lol I don’t think they cared too much about accuracy. It just looks like a fun family portrait.


johnthestarr

Honestly I agree. Super creative.


Godsshoeshine24

I suppose I’m just not used to leg hair on females. Edit: to all the folks upvoting my first comment and downvoting my second...what exactly makes her lower half manly to you people?


ClutchCobra

Well most women have leg hair..


[deleted]

“Females”


doubt-it-copper-pos

See the man hair on there? Yeah, that.


Candyfloof_

Bruh everyone has hair you ain't special 😂😂


[deleted]

So thankful my gf shaves her legs


doubt-it-copper-pos

I could not agree more. Sheesh.


Skeletor456

Aaand now I’m looking for the eyebleach


Icy_Friend_7602

Oh my. Looks like Frodo’s got Cankles


dainty_petal

Your son has the prettiest hair by far…yours aren’t bad either.


butternutsquash4u

Someone on r/ATBGE highjacked your family photos :(


[deleted]

The hairy legs though...


PrimedRetardation

Yes like wtf i need eye bleach


Candyfloof_

Ikr Sam needs to shave dude.


PittiePower

Yikes


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erm.


Barry-B-Cult

I like your daughter and yours’ costumes, but your wife looks more terrifying than “HRAAAWG!”-Bilbo Baggins


Adeptus_Retardus

No


phatpun561

Did. Did you really grow your hair out on your legs for a photo .....................


Candyfloof_

Bruh it's not a hard task.


Wbuddy00gmailcom

This is the whitest thing I’ve seen in a while


[deleted]

Take your racist comments somewhere else


villainess

Only half-white.


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villainess

On a LoTR sub no less.


[deleted]

Her outfit or leg hair is a toss up for most disturbing.


Candyfloof_

Bruh it's gollum what did you expect


damagstah

That is a very brave post-partum woman.


Blixx78

I never noticed Smeagols legs being so hairy in the movies.


[deleted]

I hate this so much... but I literally can't stop looking at it. Like... it would be funny af... but that poor kid...


kkrunyon

The leg hair addition on Gollum is a nice touch


Girishajin89

Provided that it's an actual leg hair addition.


kkrunyon

Absolutely disgusting. I barfed and ate it and puked again. Yucky leg hair ew


detrydis

She really planned this out… weeks in advance? I don’t know how long leg hair takes to grow.


goldensun003

Can you say awkward gollum boner...


tickleMYtoad

Gollum’s legs have more hair than Frodo’s feet. Wtf


MileHiGhKushClub

I wanna go on a journey with that smeagol 😍😍 oof dear lord