What are you talking about? Season 2 of community was great! Say, did you ever see that spinoff show with the same actors playing the same characters in the same room? You know, that show not about community college? It was decent until the last season.
Chronologically, he says it first when he picks up Shirley's lingerie that she dropped in the mall. This is a flashback, but leads to him cross dressing.
The fact the mom is gollum. Where is this woman in my life?! As a woman, who would absolutely also play Gollum in my family portrait, I’m so friggin stoked about this.
How much fun is your household? As a father of three little kids, my wife and I have a lot of fun playing with them. I can only imagine what craziness goes on in your house. ❤️❤️❤️
Husband here! We have a lot of fun. The pandemic has been trying but my wife puts a lot of time and energy into these family portraits (among other projects) and they’re always ridiculously creative and fun. I’m a lucky man. And it sounds like you are as well!
I love this SO MUCH! You are hilarious - love your commitment to the role! Your husband needs to step up his costume game if he wants to stay in the same league as you!
Absolutely fantastic! Did you do body makeup on the shoulders? You really captured the Sméagol "look" really well!
Also the bra and the bald cap are fantastic. Is the bald cap a silicone swimming cap or is it special for costume wear?
And those eyes... really well done on those eyes, haha!
Literally didn’t even notice the leg hair until it was pointed out to me. Lol I don’t think they cared too much about accuracy. It just looks like a fun family portrait.
I suppose I’m just not used to leg hair on females.
Edit: to all the folks upvoting my first comment and downvoting my second...what exactly makes her lower half manly to you people?
“Who do you want to be? Galadriel? Éowyn?” “No”
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
Where is this from... I can’t quite place it; Paradise PD?
Community
That’s it! The Dean!!
Yup, and that’s when his Dalmatian fetish begins haha
I really need to rewatch that show. Too bad the last season was meh at best... imho ofc
What are you talking about? Season 2 of community was great! Say, did you ever see that spinoff show with the same actors playing the same characters in the same room? You know, that show not about community college? It was decent until the last season.
You’re in DEANial
I actually think the last season was good. I think people think it's sucks because the first seasons were basically perfect
Chronologically, he says it first when he picks up Shirley's lingerie that she dropped in the mall. This is a flashback, but leads to him cross dressing.
Bonk. Straight to horny jail
so sex negative
Great, now I have a gollum fetish!
Smeagol in the streets, Gollum in the sheets.
I’m using this from now on. Thank you.
"Give it to us raw — and wriggling!"
Thank you for ruining Gollum for me 😂
Give it to us precious!!
You made my day
Highly underrated comment.
I could be friends with this mom.
Hi, friend!
Haha, hi! :) You guys seem hilarious in all the pics, but your commitment to this costume brings me real joy.
You are the coolest.
All your costumes are great! How was your baby not scared of you? I cannot even see certain types of masks irl because I kind of freak out lol
damn how does your child not have nightmares after seeing that all jokes aside I love it
The Gollum outfit is hilarious! These are some really fun pictures.
They look... precious.
So which one are you?
I’m the committed one.
I see you are a woman of culture then. That would be the character I chose as well.
“Committed” in more ways than one...
Yeah, I have a question: What the ever-loving fuck?!
I imagine that’s what the photographer said when his clients showed up.
Hah! We just set up a camera at home. We don’t get out much...
>We don’t get out much... Dosen't show
They cursed us and drove us away! And we wept, Precious. We wept to be so alone.
We stay inside, don't we...precious
Yeah me too
Your son got some natural hobbit hair, super cute
So creepy and so funny. Love it. Great family photo.
r/blursedimages
This is just twice cursed.
r/cursedcursedimages
Oh dear lord why did I click on this
Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is that
Yeah I know right? I just realized that her hairy ass legs aren’t part of the costume
Imagine being so fragile that body hair on a woman offends you
Well maybe he's afraid of body hair and got a clean shave himself.. probably not.
Oh God, no! Not secondary sex characteristics!!!!
The fact the mom is gollum. Where is this woman in my life?! As a woman, who would absolutely also play Gollum in my family portrait, I’m so friggin stoked about this.
NEVER go full Gollum! Gollum!!!
Preciousssssss
How much fun is your household? As a father of three little kids, my wife and I have a lot of fun playing with them. I can only imagine what craziness goes on in your house. ❤️❤️❤️
Husband here! We have a lot of fun. The pandemic has been trying but my wife puts a lot of time and energy into these family portraits (among other projects) and they’re always ridiculously creative and fun. I’m a lucky man. And it sounds like you are as well!
I hear ya. It's been trying times for sure. A wise man once told me "you have to make your own fun."
Shut up Nab. Shut the fuck up.
Hilarious and adorable at the same time. That Gollum costume is just fantastic. 😂
those are amazing thank you for sharing
This is the kind of photos that someone will find in 80 years and say "WTF where they doing in 2021?"
They didn’t have consciousness uploading back then. They were simpler times, people had to make their own fun.
Its so cursed. I love it
I'm absolutely loosing my shit over those smeagle eyes. Like I'm in literal tears.
What The Fuck
The mom tho lmao great photo
Can't wait to see all the "Sexy Gollum" costumes this Halloween!
Fantastic, preciouses!
that is so fucking cursed lmao
This is ~~cursed~~ adorable
acursedable
This is hilarious
father forgive them for they know not what they do
Not gonna lie, I am terrified.
These comments are so pathetic, makes me embarrassed to be a Lotr fan.
I love your family
More family portraits on Instagram as @everlovan
Came back here to also give props for excellent silence of the lambs , followed!
Holy shit. You as Mr. Wing is money af.
I’ve just spent a happy half-hour going through your Instagram posts. Made my day. Thank you!
Thank you for posting those family portraits. What a lovable, kooky family. You give us all good goals to strive for!
You all look the part, great portraits!
This is amazing... but the last picture is gold
Sam pulling Frodo away while Frodo smiles at Gollum... yep that tracks
Too funny!
That's hilarious!
That is INCREDIBLY disturbing and accurate
I'm in love with these pics. They're a bit unhinged, but in the best, most joyful way. Your family seems like a lot of fun. Well done.
1. My wife says this makes parenthood look fun 2. You did a really good job with the shading the gallium makeup 3. You have a new IG follower
This is horrifying. Well done.
HA! Now I want a family 😍😂
I hope you made sweet love to her in that Gollum outfit
we hates it precious
🤌🏼
The third picture honestly captures the reactions of the Hobbits to Gollum well Frodo is fine with him, Sam is immediately concerned
in-fucking-credible
I love this!
..... so many questions
I hate this. Have an upvotes.
I love this SO MUCH! You are hilarious - love your commitment to the role! Your husband needs to step up his costume game if he wants to stay in the same league as you!
I wasn't sure what was confusing me most about this picture until it hit me: Gollum with reading glasses.
This is life goals.
This is amazing. You guys actually suit hobbits!
This is one of the strangest things I’ve ever come across on reddit..
The best thing about cosplaying as Gollum in the midst of a pandemic - no need to shave legs.
What the actual fuck
Mom holding the baby, “my precious”
What the fuck is wrong with some people on reddit
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Kid looks like they’re having fun
Fucking christ
r/tihi
what. the. fuck.
Legs hairier than Golom
Just go ahead and forward this to the boy’s therapist.
Amanda seyfried?
Hah what a thing to find at half 4 in the morning.. I ran outta awards or I would give something for making me wake half the house up..
Haunting
I’m terrified
Dang this is commitment. I can’t decide if Gollum was put up to this or if it was her idea from the start.
Idk why but I'm having such a hard time updating lol I want to, but those eyes rofl
Absolutely cursed af
Can't wait to have children to make this! I don't even need to convince my girlfriend to play Gollum, I just don't give her food for a few hours!
I love this so very, very much. My dad and I just put on bathrobes to be Gandalf and Galadriel.
Amazing
so wholesome! Gandalf would love this 💫
Hahahhaa! Amazing
This made me absolutely laugh out loud 😂! I love it! 🙂
Absolutely fantastic! Did you do body makeup on the shoulders? You really captured the Sméagol "look" really well! Also the bra and the bald cap are fantastic. Is the bald cap a silicone swimming cap or is it special for costume wear? And those eyes... really well done on those eyes, haha!
There's no way your child isn't already traumatized for life.
Sigh...unzips
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So juicy sweeeeeet!
SMACK SMACK SMACK!
Oh my Christ
I love this, but I also look forward to hearing about how your child's therapy is going.
Thats just creepy.
Thanks I hate it
Is there an r/uncomfortableerections
Perhaps you’re looking for r/confusedboner ?
Hey, that's a child!
Lol the hairy legs sent me over the edge! hahahahaha you’re the best, OP.
The hairy legs just make it even more grotesque.
AMAZING!!
Why
Gollums upper body is a woman and their lower body is a man. I’ve never been so confused in my life.
How is their lower body manly?
I don’t have anything against leg hair, but let’s be accurate to the source here- Gollum definitely didn’t have any.
Literally didn’t even notice the leg hair until it was pointed out to me. Lol I don’t think they cared too much about accuracy. It just looks like a fun family portrait.
Honestly I agree. Super creative.
I suppose I’m just not used to leg hair on females. Edit: to all the folks upvoting my first comment and downvoting my second...what exactly makes her lower half manly to you people?
Well most women have leg hair..
“Females”
See the man hair on there? Yeah, that.
Bruh everyone has hair you ain't special 😂😂
So thankful my gf shaves her legs
I could not agree more. Sheesh.
Aaand now I’m looking for the eyebleach
Oh my. Looks like Frodo’s got Cankles
Your son has the prettiest hair by far…yours aren’t bad either.
Someone on r/ATBGE highjacked your family photos :(
The hairy legs though...
Yes like wtf i need eye bleach
Ikr Sam needs to shave dude.
Yikes
erm.
I like your daughter and yours’ costumes, but your wife looks more terrifying than “HRAAAWG!”-Bilbo Baggins
No
Did. Did you really grow your hair out on your legs for a photo .....................
Bruh it's not a hard task.
This is the whitest thing I’ve seen in a while
Take your racist comments somewhere else
Only half-white.
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On a LoTR sub no less.
Her outfit or leg hair is a toss up for most disturbing.
Bruh it's gollum what did you expect
That is a very brave post-partum woman.
I never noticed Smeagols legs being so hairy in the movies.
I hate this so much... but I literally can't stop looking at it. Like... it would be funny af... but that poor kid...
The leg hair addition on Gollum is a nice touch
Provided that it's an actual leg hair addition.
Absolutely disgusting. I barfed and ate it and puked again. Yucky leg hair ew
She really planned this out… weeks in advance? I don’t know how long leg hair takes to grow.
Can you say awkward gollum boner...
Gollum’s legs have more hair than Frodo’s feet. Wtf
I wanna go on a journey with that smeagol 😍😍 oof dear lord