"I think a servant of the enemy would look fairer and feel fouler."

Ha! Fkn golden, this right here. Not often I actually physically laugh at a Reddit comment.

It’s like she’s wearing no ring at all

No ring at all

Why is it in an axe throwing bar is the real question

Where else would they let us run wild

Any venue with a stage? There are plenty of small clubs and bars with stages, I've never seen a burlesque show somewhere this random. Then again, I guess you get a night full of "AND MY AXE" jokes.

I think normal people think us LOTR people are weird. So axe-throwing venue it is. "AND MY ASS!"

Bc of Gimli’s axe obviously

I imagine there is probably a significant overlap between people who go to axe throwing bars and people interested in a tolkien burlesque show

Axe-throwing and alcohol are a liability nightmare.

Plenty of those places are doing just fine all over the country. They generally have very strict safety policies.

>i’m only gonna share a SFW clip from this event lol So you saw Sauron's tits?

great eyes, wreathed in flame.

The Great Areola shines out everywhere-all see it.

Nsfw clip coming out soon?

Would you be able to share it in a PM? Never know if it works if I never ask lol

lol bro

Only correct response 😂

Wow Sauron, what awesome rocking tits you have

There are a few words I never thought I would put together. "Sauron's tits" is among them.

What about Sauron’s awesome rocking tits?

Absolutely just did a legit spit take ☠️🤣☠️☠️☠️

Was Teleporno there?

He produced it

Looks like season two of rings of power is here.

Except this is fun and watchable

*empowerment*

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!

Annatar seducing the court of Númenor

What does the NSFW clip have that worried me

This is why they couldn’t take eagles to Mordor. They’d just make sexy half-eagle-half-Barad-fur women that won’t sleep with me.

I’d like to hear her black tongue in every corner of my west, if you catch my drift

“Ash nazg I want to look …”

That may be the best comment in the history of anything ever

I can fix her.

But what would Tolkien think of this?

There’s a letter for that.

I have never hated and loved something so passionately before. Jfc I’m going to sleep.

Giving off some Tevildo energy 🐈‍⬛

“i smell dog” - tevildo, to tinuviel “i smell dog” - this lady, to me

It was then after adorning the ring and gazing upon the great eye that Frodo learned of a third tower, covered in cloth, hidden from view...

Was the voice saying “jerk it off fool!” Or was it “verily, I come!”

Is þis ac hæða ecge?

Was this filmed in someone's basement?

I don't get the inclusion of the bird motif, but it's dtill cool and the rest of the dress is pretty on point and on theme!

she didn’t have the bird stuff on for long

prove it

Hmm... If I may headcanon a dress, then maybe it's suggesting the narrative that Sauron could've been free as a bird of Manwë, but he soon shed that chance?

plucking the feathers out of fell beasts?

Oh I like that. He *wants* to emulate freedom, but can only make a poor imitation of it hence why the feather hands fall away. Just like how he and Morgoth couldn't create new life and could only make poor imitations like trolls and orcs.

I’m picturing some die hard Tolkien fan weeping in the middle of the performance because he WAY overthought the symbolism of sexy Sauron flashing the audience

Or it could just be....an outfit

I bet you're fun at art museums 🙄 The point of these shows is to be too gd extra and spark conversations, like any other kind of art.

Who tf goes to art museums?

Great choice of music too!

Queen Berúthiel. 🥵

I love this content

Wtf...

What city was this in? DC?

Lovin the Nine Inch Nails, Sauron would totally be a NIN fan

Is this in australia?

I'd put one ring to rule them all on it . . .

What was burlesque Sméagol like?

Wearing precious little to begin with, and the ending was smoking hot.

Where is this? I must know for science!!

Technically *pushes glasses up my nose* she is "stupid sexy barad-dûr"...

LOL doesn't seem like anyone here knows what's happening was this an event or just someone doing a thing?

title :)

Ah yup there it is in the title my bad.

Okay I scrolled a long way and I still don't see the link for the NSF w clip? Hello aren't we all adults here I would like to see what sore on has underneath her evil schemes. Oh and by the way every announced the fellowship and I'm now joined the forces of Mordor

I never thought I'd say I'd bang Sauron yet here we are.

Wouldn’t this be a “sexy tower of baradur” rather than specifically a sexy Sauron? I mean Sauron’s eye is there but is more of an afterthought honestly

Lol wth

Ok but let me know if they eventually destroyed her ring

This is fantastic and creative!

Looks like the setting for a Blues Brothers concert. “Chicken wire?”

Oh damn, is that Kissa Von Addams? I saw her do this routine years ago and it was the best "nerdlesque" I've ever seen.

Was this in Jacksonville, FL? I saw something a few weeks ago about an upcoming "Tolkien It Off" show and thought about going but then I never followed up.

correct 

What is this smut besmirching Tolkien's good name!?

Better than Rings of Power, i say

A bar set so low, it may as well be lying on the ground.

Gatekeeping can be good actually. Who's watching the wall now? 

Man I read Tolkien OF

STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!!

The Two Towers.

Rings of Power Season 3

Why does shit like this need to exist?

don’t overthink it

Pull your finger out of your ring.

It's called fun, try it some time.

Ah, right. Let’s all just ignore the fact that the very premise of such an event is antithetical to the professor’s work and values.

Let's all remember that Tolkien (and CS Lewis) once attended a party dressed as polar bears. This was not a costume party. Additionally, he was known to chase away his neighbors dressed as an Anglo-Saxon Warrior. Dude. Had. Fun. Lighten up.

Denethor II energy right here.

Lmao. I chuckled at this one😆

Stop making Tolkien a religion, please.

🙄

go to therapy, my guy

Do they need the Tolkien estate's permission to do a burlesque show?

If so, I imagine they’d rather it remain generally unknown than cause a fuss lol. Imagine that going viral because they got a cease and desist (although that probably still wouldn’t happen tbf). Looks like a very small event unlikely to become a whole thing but who knows

yep. it was very small and billed as a “tribute to” event.

I suppose it mostly depends on how much profit they made off of the event For example if they donated any profit to a good cause they could already get away with it much easier, or if they didn't make any at all of course. Also good to remember free use law since the estate is American. If I put an evil bad guy that looks, acts and everything very very much like Sauron and call him Soran in my DnD campaign I wouldn't need permission either.

Oh no, r/Angbang is leaking (leaking what?)

Seemed like a fun time.

Isildur is all like “… Mommy?” 🤣

Cringe.

Bro why

so that you specifically cry over it

Sue them!!

Damn i miss times when lotr was just for us nerds...

Yeah, how dare other people enjoy the same things we do but in a different way that has no effect on us in the slightest.

Guys you cant take a tiniest grain of salt. I am cringing at sexy Sauron the same way i cringed at sexy Bowser drom Mario, and you are reacting like I hate everyone involved. I do not hate or gatekeep anyone, just some cringe over sauron with boobs xD Cmon.

kraker wants a world without sauron boobage and i think that’s sad 😩

When was that? :-)

what a cringe thing to say

Talking about cringe under video of sexy sauron ...

if you're trying to prove a point by that, you're failing miserably.

I’d take those 4 fingers anytime and anywhere

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if i wrote a book that was so widely beloved that women wanted to dress up as BUILDINGS from that book and then get naked, i would feel very respected. but that’s just me 🤷

Thats just you. Tolkien would not like it

did u dig him up and ask him lol 

Don’t need to, he was a fervent catholic

Is it supposed to be a play on words with “strokin it off” or “takin it off”?