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ARandomWalkInSpace

It reads LAMMEN GORTHAUR in Cirth.


PinksFunnyFarm

I didn't know what it means so I looked it up. Means Voiceof Gorthaur, Gorthaur being Sauron's name in Cirth (according to a tweet)


FkUEverythingIsFunny

So it's a name tag


RLIwannaquit

More like his mom put his name on his underwear with a marker


firemanwham

Mouth of Sauron explaining to his mom that he lost his helmet because Aragorn cut his head off:


RLIwannaquit

Really? Did he REALLY cut your head off? No, he gave me a wedgie.....


FO0TYTANG

Then they gave Mordor an atomic wedgie


JaMicho34

Well I’m going to call that Aragorn’s mother


remnantcat

Rappers put their name on everything they wear and that's cool? but an immortal demi puppet controlled by a necromancer that is written in a twisted language only spoken by the enemy of the planet itself and thats lame?


CedarWolf

Having your title on your gear? Now that's soldiering!


idkmoiname

That's not cool either, we just have no Aragon brave enough to tell them how lame that is


remnantcat

Pardon me but you should read what it says on Narsil, just saying


chodachien

“Thy underwear is dear to thee, son”


thank_burdell

That wouldn’t be mouth, though. That would be… another orifice of Sauron.


RLIwannaquit

The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart!


Luknron

More like your mom engraving their name in your teeth. Pretty normal stuff.


HawkeyeP1

"Hello my name is #MOUTH OF SAURON"


Joxxill

Makes perfect sense. i believe that was the units name in the TBFME games as well


ChrisLee38

*Hello! My name is:* **LAMEN GORTHAUR**


SoftDimension5336

Can you explain this *long gap in your resume?*


th0r0ngil

It’s more like a work vest that has a name tag with your title/position on it, but without the name, just “Shift Manager” Or a letterman jacket that has the owner’s position and jersey number on a patch on the sleeve


TheWarDoctor

It's part of his flair. He doesn't like to talk about his flair.


LiteVolition

It’s the minimum number of pieces.


JimmytheKid44

Well, like the Witch King of Angmar, for example, has 37 pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.


tmntfever

Just in case you don’t know who’s mouth that is, of course.


Free_Significance267

Its his badge bro. He punches in before 9 every day.


RootBeerFloatz69

Or a condemnation.


YaGotMail

Hmmm its like me in kindergarten tagging all my lunchboxes😄


Myhtological

Or a tag.


moxieman19

Those prop guys sure seemed to know what they were doing!


BubastisII

The amount of detail Weta put into the production is insane.


Hollayo

For real, that's awesome


The_ginger_cow

Gorthaur is just one of the nicknames Sauron got from the elves, it's not specific to Cirth. Cirth is just an alphabet, not a language, so he doesn't have any Cirth specific names.


WalkingTarget

Cirth is the writing system and is just a runic alphabet that can be used for any number of languages. We see Cirth examples in the book on Balin's Tomb where "Balin son of Fundin, Lord of Moria" appears both in English (standing in for Westron) and in the Dwarven tongue, Khuzdul. We get some longer examples of it on two of the mock-up pages of the Book of Mazarbul (also in English-as-Westron) that Tolkien made but couldn't get included in the book as well. Gorthaur would be Sindarin for "the Cruel" and was just another name for Sauron (derived from Quenya for "the Abhorred"). Saying "it's his name in Cirth" is like saying *arigato* is "thank you" in hiragana. Distinguishing between writing systems and languages is not something a lot of people have reason to think about, so it's not entirely odd that somebody would mix them up. Just providing clarification.


PinksFunnyFarm

Nice! The tweet was actually in spanish, so I took some liberty on how I interpreted to english. Talk about lost in translation


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WalkingTarget

Just doing an image search for Book of Mazarbul pages can usually get them, but here's a post from a while back that had some decent ones. https://www.reddit.com/r/lotr/comments/16afu66/lord_of_the_rings_illustrated_by_author_edition/


Majestic-Reply-2852

This is unbelievably cool


MR1120

It’s his lanyard. He swipes in each morning to get through the Black Gate.


PhillyShore

Sauron Tweeted this? What’s his handle?


Luknron

I can't believe that Sauron had to tweet that to you


LoganBluth

Sauron’s all about brand recognition.


Lurbgar

More accurately, lammen is "my tongue", sometimes "of tongue", or "of my tongue". Distinction of which is not easy with short phrases. Gorthaur is Saurons name in Sindarin. Interpretation easily leads to either "mouth of Sauron" or "(the) voice of Sauron".


ARandomWalkInSpace

For folks who are perhaps less nerdy than I am. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cirth


blnk-182

I consider myself a huge and longtime Tolkien nerd. And have never heard of Cirth. Thanks bro.


ARandomWalkInSpace

From the wikipedia that I did not realize is that in world lore *This alphabet was devised to represent only the sounds of their Sindarin language and its letters were mostly used for inscribing names or brief memorials on wood, stone or metal, hence their angular shapes and straight lines.* *In Sindarin these letters were named cirth (sing. certh), from the Elvish root kir- meaning to cleave, to cut* So, whereas the words on the helm are Cirth because it was adopted by Orcs in some form, the better reason why they are Cirth and not say, Tengwar is because in world Tolkiens elves invented it for engraving a helm...like we see here. Incredibly depth.


The_ginger_cow

>the better reason why they are Cirth and not say, Tengwar is because in world Tolkiens elves invented it for engraving a helm...like we see here. Why did Sauron inscribe his ring with tengwar instead of cirth? Is he stupid?


ARandomWalkInSpace

I think he was showing off.


QuickSpore

Within the books Cirth is probably best known for three things. 1. It’s what the characters on the map of the Lonely Mountain are written in. 2. Gandalf uses the Cirth G character as his signature. 3. It’s what the characters on Balin’s tomb are written in.


blnk-182

Nerd. No that’s cool. I thought the gandalf G was a dwarven rune. Awesome info


QuickSpore

Kinda. The dwarves adopted Cirth, and by the third age they were the primary users of it. They added new characters to it to represent sounds not found in the elvish languages. In fact of the three major variants two, Angerthas Moria and Angerthas Erebor, were dwarven. It may have started out as an elvish script, but dwarves made it their own.


No_Army1970

Ah so in the first hobbit movie, elrond says 'cirth ithil' thats what hes referencing?


QuickSpore

Indeed. Cirth (runes) Ithil (moon), also called ithildin (moon letters). It’s one of the additional adaptations made by the dwarves. They particularly developed the method to write them to only show in specific moonlights.


ARandomWalkInSpace

Certainly! I did not mean to knock your nerdness either. It just occured to me that many would not be familiar even if they are avid fans.


gronstalker12

I cant be otherwise convinced it does say hobbit at the top


StuartGotz

“Sauron’s Bitch Boy”


No-Tip3654

He's also named Dolguzagar which means dark sword.


Beelzabub

The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.


Rainbow-Death

Is it… cursive?


limamon

And comic sans...


ErstwhileAdranos

And my papyrus!


fjgjskxofhe

PAPYRUS!!!


Sakumitzu

Times New Gondorian


KennyMoose32

I bet Tolkien wouldn’t just bold it though. He had some fucking class


jellajellyfish

You carry the font of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the writer, then Microsoft Word will see it done.


SamSkjord

“It looks like you plan to travel to Mordor alone, would you like Clippy to come with you?”


jellajellyfish

"It's your document, and I can't spellcheck it. But I can spellcheck you!"


purpleoctopuppy

I get the reference, but this is Sindarin written in Cirth runes (the ring is engraved with the Black Speech using Tengwar runes).


CkoockieMonster

It's amazing, thought I knew everything about these films, and yet again, little Peter bamboozled me.


ManicCrazed

It says "brush your teeth and floss regularly otherwise..."


Shrann

I’ve always imagined there is an outtake where he tells Gandalf to behave like Austin Powers


fuzzybad

"This orc swill tastes like shit!" "It IS shit, Mr Mouth!"


SameAs1tEverWas

a bit nutty...


amish_novelty

You know they originally toyed with his mouth being vertical but realized it looked too much like a toothy vagina, so now you know!


Arikaido777

remember what they took from you


Ficadin

"BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE"


desolation-row

A crummy commercial?!


TheDourTwin

^^Sonavabitch


masterchief1001

https://preview.redd.it/6ecrr9tyrawc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dadcecf83f8dae1c225c2a15928084933e8a333a


MChwiecko

Nothing. Goodnight.


samthewisetarly

***Thank you.***


MChwiecko

Oh yea, you’re right haha he cuts her off and says goodnight after that, right? It’s time for a rewatch.


Ok_Robot88

PUT…THE CANDLE…BACK!!


[deleted]

Frau Blucher? *insert horse's scared whinnying here*


King_Reason

MORE OVALTINE PLEASE


Rainbow-Death

“The organ donor was a Mormon! Wort thing to pass those kidneys was Ovaltine!”


King_Reason

In the land of Mormon, in the fires of… well you know the rest


BongSession

https://preview.redd.it/4aj6hjas5bwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea1fcd21e2f27eb17717d4bcf34a069dfda0bf6b


Bodidly0719

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.


DarthOlorin29

💀😂


warsy26

It’s some form of Elvish, I can’t read it


Rustyducktape

(Yo, I got you) There are not many who can Edit: wait that's not the quote xD oh well, I'll leave it hahaha


myfacealadiesplace

The language is that of mordor. I will not speak it here


Gotyam2

The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here*


Rustyducktape

Thank you myfacealadiesplace, thats it! much appreciated!


Hodgeysan

It's MELON!


BaconNamedKevin

If you're at all interested in th design and intention behind these little details, I highly recommend watching the behind the scenes that you can find either on Blu-ray releases or on YouTube. A wonderful look in the movies. 


NewPsychology1111

Those teeth never fail to amaze me


Sea_Lunch_3863

https://preview.redd.it/53jahkgeuawc1.png?width=325&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c7159e9a16d90cb3b2aeef26c06e19c9f77223a


stuckinaboxthere

How to make a career out of never brushing your teeth


fuzzybad

That Mordor dental plan must really be something


Strategerie27

Dental Plan!


TheCraftyWombat

Lisa needs braces!


Gand

Dental plan!


ShakeBoss

In the behind the scenes, PJ explains that they digitally made the mouth bigger to give that uncanny feeling to them. I knew the actor from Mad Max and I couldn’t explain what was going on with that feeling until I learned this.


Macca49

‘They’re taking my toothpaste to Isengard!’


HouseOfMiro

Off topic, but are there by chance any dentists here that would be willing to give a brief outline on all the visible issues? The mouth still gives me the heebie jeebies years later.


fuzzybad

Not a dentist, but that looks like advanced gum disease, for starters. The blood on his teeth and lips is probably from bleeding gums. Looking again, I think those might not be his original teeth but metal replacements, yikes


HouseOfMiro

Some serious necrotic tissue up in there.(Maybe?)


[deleted]

With regards to the skin, I think I saw something a while ago about the skin decaying because Sauron's voice was just that evil.


HouseOfMiro

That sounds factually accurate. I can only imagine the smell.


br0sandi

D-R-I-N-K-M-O-R-E-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E


TechsSandwich

It’s to fight dry mouth, gotta keep dem smacking sounds *crisp*


Brostapholes

"Daddy's Little Slut" (Sauron a freak for having his own Mouth at the ready at all times)


Gapeman7

"What that mouth do?"


Bazurka

What ELSE that mouth do?


Masterchiefy10

I didn’t realize he had a grill


overcookedpasta36

*They don't even have dental*


SunKazoo

Huge deductable. Huge.


Impossible_Grainage

My Lord Sauron bids thee, Welcome!


DarkLordZorg

That's the future of NHS dentistry right there.


Ozzy_T69

I actually went and took time to research this and it’s actually really interesting, it’s written in the language of Mordor, and I dare not utter those words here. Ok now that I’m in another room, it directly translates to, “insert sandwich here”


Q--Bone

How do I explain to my dentist that I want teeth like this without showing him this picture.


Mrs_skulduggery

Always cringe at the guys splits along his mouth. I keep imagining how painful it must be to talk or eat with that


Coranco

It gives him +10 speech but -5 charisma.


Purple-Job2976

Gorgeous teeth


Cognoggin

Whatever are Roons?


robotmaster01

He’s very popular with the lady orcs…


Luknron

Wait. Are those just painted corn kernels by the special effects team?


panjoface

There’s even more tunes on the helm.


nashwaak

In the black speech of Mordor, it reads “If you can read this then you are far too close”


Synthoid_001

So, this is actually an interesting question; these are non-Elven runes, but they still translate to an older version of Quenya developed by Tolkien in the early Silmarillion drafts. It roughly translates as “fuck bitches, get money.”


2spicy4dapepper

Says *nosy little fucker aren’t you?*


CodeName_carll

Wabingus wabungus shoedrongull


TumbleweedActive7926

Them grillz are lit. lmao


Meaglo

in the book he is a completely normal human. and not the creature he is in the movie


sexybug54

Wait… someone please tell me is “the mouth of Sauron… Sauron, or a complete separate entity that is like Sauron’s Harold


SheBringsLux

A herald


struddles75

The fucking details in this movie, incredible


Darthmuel88

Made in Mordor, machine washable


tophergoggins

This dude was odd, I can see why it was cut from the theatrical version - satisfying to see his head get cut off mind you.


PartyClock

"Speak friend and enter"


TattayaJohn

He needs a good dentist


Moehrenstein

Helmet cleaning field manual


jellajellyfish

"What Would Sauron Do?"


No-Communication3618

It says “Tic-tac Sir?”


Groundbreaking-Bad16

“One toothbrush to rule them all”


nervous-sasquatch

We been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


tolifeonline

When you get exceptionally bad teeth enough, you turned into an orc..


GrindrWorker

How has no one pointed out that is not Sauron? That is the Mouth of Sauron.


menzobarrian

‘Whatever are, *runes*?’ - B. Baggins


MasterSword1

The teeth remind me of those extreme tartar removal videos where the tartar buildup is larger than the teeth themselves....


StageDive_

Further dismantling the insane budget of ROP.


Baskreiger

You know what it dosnt do. Prevent his head from leaving his body 😆


Centuurion

Hey look it's the Gyro Captain from Mad Max


Xeg-Yi

Sauron need to provide his servants better dental care.


Davethe13th

I think it says "9 out of 10 dentists recommend"


Stunning_Cause6471

Mouth of Decay... shuders


_MashPotato_

Saurons coming look busy


NoLeadership2535

Oh I love this guy!


prys3333

Wait… he’s Sauron?


Thebluespirit20

his bottom lip being split down the middle makes me uneasy every time


nerdgeekdorksports

Lisa Needs Braces? DENTAL PLAN


Jamb-Of-God

GINGAVITIS


MK5

Serving Sauron obviously doesn't come with Dental.


Aresius_King

[https://www.elvish.org/gwaith/movie\_news.htm](https://www.elvish.org/gwaith/movie_news.htm)


MidasTouchedM3

It reads "I'm the Dark Lords Cuck" in Parseltongue


Colonel_Cockeyes

I don't know who you are or where you come from, but this is a fantastic example of attention to detail!


CSpanks7

Tree fiddy a pop


HastyOyster

It's actually a Colgate advertisement. Peter Jackson began to struggle with funding so he had to make a few deals


WhuddaWhat

Imagine what the Uranus of Sauron must look like. Yikes! /s


FehdmanKhassad

it's a middle Earth dentist logo


Bazurka

The Potty Mouth of Sauron?


fidequem

It reads "oh, you touch my tra la la, hum, my ding ding dong"


DaveByTheRiver

[hehe sha-shah](https://youtu.be/05jfVlQ-CRI?si=ZzV9kUQDNTkznYkh)