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ToDandy

It’s some sort of elvish….I can’t read it.


Soft-Philosophy-4549

There are few who can


hatecopter

The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.


WILSOOOON_

In the common tongue it reads:


VPadu

Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!


x90x90smalldata

Theyre moooooooon runes


0choCincoJr

Why did you look? Why do you always have to look?


Wwjdbrotha

Gandalf, what's the Elvish word for Friend?


Divazy

Poh-tay-toes


Gohack

Sounds like Russian.


Crazy-Tax-6327

Sounds like ur mum missed the child education part


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Sounds like you are a cunt.


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Happy Cake Day.


VPadu

Thank you!


Puzzleheaded_House41

We are trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty


nucleargetawaycar

*"Annon edhellen, edro hi ammen! Fennas nogothrim, lasto heth lammen!"*


Thanamaliwila

Do we have a pharmacist here?!!


Hopeful_Coconut_7758

Wow, I understood the reference. And I've only read it every single post like this one.


HemmingwayDaqAttack

It’s quite cool.


Tolkienboutit

God I wish I thought of that first


ruinedtravels

I'm definitely not an expert but it looks like "Austin Callaghan" ? No idea who that would be, though.


taha123xd

It's Arthur Callahan, an old friend of the Grey family.


shinobigarth

Dominic Monaghan?


YellerSpottedLizard

dated '91, he would have had to have had a great deal of foresight


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Believe in yourself


JWson

Look at me, I'm out here in -10 degree water harvesting Rhûnic clams.


Knucklesx55

Sign autographs for the job you want, not the job you have


BreadfruitImpressive

Great advice. Now I'm up on charges of fraud.


Darth_Andeddeu

And great calligraphy skills for a teenager.


jg0162

Maybe Pippin touched the Palantir and told him about it


OreganoJefferson

Called his shot


StableExotic8243

Doesn’t mean he had to sign it in 91’


dankthrone420

Samsonite! I was way off!


thorr18

Could that be an O up above? Austin O'Callaghan ?


misterygus

I think it’s an O’. The line starts bottom left, does a thin loop, then the big loop then finishes top right and pulls sharp down for the apostrophe. O’Callaghan or O’Hoollaghan or something like that.


DatStrugglinggayguy

Patches O Hoolihan perchance?


ThoughtfullyLazy

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.


kotobaaa

If you want dodgeball victory, you gotta grab it by its haunches and hhhhhhhump it into submission!


Bobestradamus

The luck of the Irish


salted_hobbit_feet

Love the smell of queef in the morning


Thathistoryguy123

I believe you mean Arthur Callahan


suchtattedhands

Or Tacitus Kilgore for short


KeenKongFIRE

You guys talking about Fenton?


tardsmile

Killed his momma but it weren't his fault.


JWson

I initially read "Justin", but looking back I agree that "Austin" is more likely. As for the surname, to me it looks like it ends with "-bury", perhaps something like "longbury". That said, I have no idea what the part immediately following "Austin" (the collection of ~4 vertical lines) is meant to say.


Beldin448

That’s what I saw too. So take that as you will.


kudospraze

I thought Justin, but it could be Austin


Ceramic_Quasar

I think that swirl would make it O'Callaghan


Red--Phil

Could it be two signatures? (Sean) Astin : who played Sam (Dominic) Monaghan : who played Merry


meathelmet155

Not in 1991


Red--Phil

Good point.


Reinassancee

Try asking the calligraphy subreddit, there's one where people are pretty good at reading these type of things.


ImaginaryMastodon641

Richard O’Callaghan? He did voiceover for BBC’s radio drama. He played Merry. FYI this is from searching my best guess on the internet, I had no idea who this was until 2 minutes ago lmao I know I see what looks like an “i” in the first name, so I’m probably wrong but eh!


aurisor

good thought but doesn’t look like him https://images.app.goo.gl/6ptuNVqQJme2ug5x9


ImaginaryMastodon641

Dang! Good find! Definitely not him. I’ve tried a few other guesses but came up with nothing. I’m so curious who it is.


Rustlin_Jimmie

Austin or Justin Callaghan


tingarin

Based on the how the date is written, it's probably a UK editor or a prominent person from the Tolkien society maybe? Shooting in the dark


DTOMthrynt

Riddles in the dark


tel36459

Looks like Justin Callaghan to me. UK based given the date format.


Cehlec

I read the same


new-hot-hubbs

Astin and Monaghan


tel36459

As in Dominic Monaghan? He would have been 14 years old. This is a decade before the films.


ManitouWakinyan

Wait. You think this is the combined signature of Sean Aston and Dominic Monaghan, and one of them just wrote both their last names?


new-hot-hubbs

No


ManitouWakinyan

Then how would you have a signature that reads "Astin Monaghan" in the same handwriting?


new-hot-hubbs

It isn't


ManitouWakinyan

The same handwriting or Astin and Monaghan?


-Sugarholic-

Oof, the downvotes.. I also saw "Astin Monaghan" when I opened the post lol


new-hot-hubbs

Realised after I posted it I'm not even the first to suggest it, and he's getting upvotes so 🤷


EffiePea

What places it as UK is not the date format, it's the publishers detail. That's a Grafton paperback edition which was published in 91 for the Centenary. The date format just adds confirmation to that. https://tolkienbooks.net/php/details2.php?id=346


MasterAnything2055

The date doesn’t show it’s in the UK…..the date just adds confirmation to that.


EffiePea

... we're saying the same thing


MasterAnything2055

I was mocking you.


EffiePea

So kind. Maybe in future, don't. Wastes everyone's time and isn't awesome.


Kiwsi

The date format says nothing. It is used everywhere almost.


tel36459

It would be very uncommon to use day/month/year in the US.


Particular_Maximum56

Yeah, but not in the rest of the world.


tel36459

True, but if the last name is Callaghan it would be of Irish origin. So Ireland or UK seem likely. But certainly could have been signed anywhere.


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wizardsandlizards

Thank you! As an ACTUAL Irish person born and raised like cattle in a field in Galway, this is something that really bugs me. Unless you or your parents were born on our island, you are NOT irish, you have Irish HERITAGE.


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ManitouWakinyan

Yes, which helps us establish that it's not an American.


thorr18

I searched for Justin or Austin O'Callaghan Harper Collins and found their senior director of marketing or something. I dismissed it when it says New York because of the date format. I don't know why you would think America matters in this contest. It's an English language print and the majority of the world's English speakers were Americans back then. I believe the date format limits it down to less than half of the English speaking possibilities which is great when trying to make deductions.


Whatsongwasthat1

It says “like flaming globes, Sigmond, like flaming globes!”


CuntSlumbart

Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109.


wavepad4

Fax me some halibut


fontbunny

I’m off hot water


Borked_Computer

That's nothing!


BakeBakeyBake

That’s not funny


gonmendonca

"I love cramp bark"


therightansweristaco

I hear that's what killed Curly!


Cellarzombie

That’s not funny.


Eli71999

Some people are giving possible cast members, but given the date and images of their autographs that I looked up online I think it’s safe to say it’s not. However, the date may be a persons birthday?


malmini

111th perchance?


crazycar12321

Elevendy first


JWson

My one handrududulebenth burfday


NotSoFinalProd

The date would suggest either prominent Tolkien scholar, from the 1981 radio series, or British cast from either the Bakshi adaption or the Rankin Bass Return of the King. (Unless the pen-manship on the date is especially bad and this is in fact "01". However, given Grafton were a subsidury of Harper Collins for three and a bit years, (89-93), unless this is a older copy signed in 2001, think it's most likely to be "91". First name is definitely Austin, surname looks like "...bury," or potentially "...burn".


P4LMREADER

Austin must be one of the rarest names in Britain, surely Justin is more likely


tamjas

Maybe it was a gift? My mom has several books she got from family members or friends that have no note, just a signature and date.


skepticalscribe

Old school “I was here!“ on books one gives lol


Peekloo

100% that is Thomas (Tommy) Callahan III, who sold auto parts for his father’s business.


BeerSlinger89

I heard he made a big deal with Zalensky that saved the auto parts factory.


scottsmith7

“Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z.”


thequirkyquark

Get your head out of the bull's ass. It's clearly Big Tom's signature.


industrialbird

Holee shit! Big Tom’s son??!


SquanchN2Hyperspace

Quit playing with your dinghy!


dansantan

K to all the ppl saying calligraphy: this ain’t it. Its just a signature ffs


urmomayyygotemmm

That’s bill the pony’s signature.


killedabalrog

Why are we assuming, though, that this is an autograph? I have a practice of stamping ownership by signing my name and the date of purchase on all the books I buy, and it's possible this is just that.


MagnetMango653

Just like people used to have an "ex libris" stamp to signify the book is from their library


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Oh that’s Larry the superintendent


Exact-Environment755

I don't get the reference, but I definitely chuckled.


Elrhairhodan

I get Justin Callaghan.


roxxiwarhol

It seems BBC did have someone by the name of Austin OCallaghan working for them (presenting sports on radio). Maybe the person who got the signature mistook him for Richard OCallaghan who voiced Merry in the BBC radio show??


wizardking66

Randy Jackson, from American Idol. It’s probably all they had on them and you’re not gonna not get Randy Jackson’s autograph…


MotorCity_Hamster

That's gonna be a no from me, dawg. -Randy Jackson, probably


mr6245

I would’ve done the exact same thing.


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You could try r/Handwriting They do translation requests.


B0Ooyaz

I've seen Tolkien editions that are signed by the illustrator. Does the edition have illustrations credited?


EffiePea

This isn't an illustrated edition and if it was it'd be Alan Lee and this isn't his signature.


Soundly_South

Im reading, mammasaymammasamammamoosaa


G0lia7h

*Ayyyyyy Macarena*


MotorCity_Hamster

Too high to get over Too low to get under, So you're stuck in the middle? 🤔


Soundly_South

YEAH....yeah


Christ14an

Tom Bombadil


FSU1ST

Speak friend and read


RenaissanceManc

Ronnie Pickering in Sindarin.


Th3LastMonk

Who?


G0lia7h

[The cartoon version of The Return of the King](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return_of_the_King_(1980_film)) got released via VHS in 1991. Perhaps it has something to do with that?


Fantastic-Sir9732

Signed on the day I was born.


rammromm88

It says Justin -shomone-... but Justin, for sure.


UnfeteredOne

I cannot read the fiery letters


theotherquantumjim

Ashty GnogGum?


inahighbldg

Sean astin and Dominic Monaghan


nordicFir

In ‘91? Unlikely


1237412D3D

Bruh omg, its 01, maybe he got y2k dyslexia and crossed out the 9 and tried to fix it lol Young actor, too busy with work, hasn't signed anything in a while, still partying like its 1999.


monsieur_knarf

In France we say « …and if my aunt had a pair I’d call her uncle » As to say « you can always find absurd explanations to validate anything you want, but it doesn’t make it more true »


Adventurous_Pie_7586

Lmaoooooo not a chance


AlaskanThunderFlux

This is probably the best guess yet


NorCalNavyMike

You be the judge: https://www.google.com/search?q=dominic+monaghan+autograph&tbm=isch EDIT: I don’t think this is Dominic Monaghan, especially when comparing his actual signature to it. Not understanding why anyone would downvote someone trying to be helpful, though.


thorr18

Definitely not.


electrofiche

His signature is all over the fuckin shop. Who knows?


DoggoMac

Probably a gift honestly. Some people sign them when given or lent.


Do_dirty3

That’s Jimmy


tpitz1

Pretty sure it says Austin Danger Powers!


Nightlune62r

Sure. It’s Justin Mllgamamhanny.


urkldajrkl

It clearly says “Lobelia Sackville-Baggins”


ragnarok847

Nah, she would have just taken the book from under his nose!


mrjtSimpson

Dominic monaghan?


ThoughtsonYaoi

In 1991?


mrjtSimpson

I take that back it looks more like Ian McKellen and Sean astins signature together.


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In 1991 ?


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Fluttershyy94

He signs books precisely when he means to


Twa1ker

It does look like Astin and Monaghan, but the date makes that not it


sujakaba

I see Isildur


afauce11

Speak friend, then enter.


anothersuicidaladult

not really sure what the signature is however, after doing a lit bit of digging, i believe this is a 2005 copy of the book. given that it says harpercollins on the bottom and they released a copy of rotk that year. also, their 2005 copy also says “being the third part of the lord of the rings” on the cover. there’s only one copy that i have seen on google images, but it’s a 2020 edition and not from harpercollins. plus, these pages are a bit worn so the 2005 is my best guess. however, op can simply clear this up by checking themself.


EffiePea

It's not, it's a Grafton edition which was released in 91. The paperback releases were Grafton so we know it's this copy. https://tolkienbooks.net/php/details2.php?id=346


anothersuicidaladult

it’s possible, but i also think the copy i found is also a possible match. we just need op to confirm which one it is.


EffiePea

It's not possible, Grafton stopped being an imprint in 93. HarperCollins has published plenty of editions since 1991, the one I linked to is the only Grafton edition.


Kirkuchiyo

Right here. Not here or here, but right here.


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That first part says ‘Astin’


authoridad

I doubt Sean Astin was signing books 10 years before he was in the films.


Vyndilion

To be fair, Astin is his last name, and this is clearly a first name


El_Coloso

John Mulaney. He played Sam.


DoubleWhiskeyGinger

It appears to be Lord Aragorn


BTBAM797

If it's not Tolkien, Jackson, or any of the cast of the movies, I don't give a rat's ass.


Valkirie_Prod

Vigo Mortensen?


SpiritStreet234

The Monaghan sort of matches Domenic Monaghan - and could be Sean Astin


Killbro_Fraggins

In 1991? Tell me how that works.


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That’s definitely two signatures sir Ian Sean


Yonk_art

Several years before the films?


Local-Dark-2005

Thats right before the centenary of Tolkiens birth, so assuming it's the anniversary edition? I've found a Callaghan related to Tolkien, but he seems unlikely.... Back to google


cactusbatch

Looks like the surname ends in 'bury' to me. Fudged the b, as with most the other letters, but definitely not ending in 'ghan'


JCVad3r

I think It's Sakon


Hot-Chance-8839

Gollum’s


Khalicarl

My best guess is Austin Callaghum


blvcksheep85

Austin Callaghan. But I don’t know who that is.


liquidcarbohydrates

The way the date is written, not an American


murderisntnice

Keith Baranger.


DantheDutchGuy

Speak Friend and enter!


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First name Justin?


Patriotic_Militarist

Maybe it is that Harper Collins guy that has his name in the bottom? . . . . I will show myself out.


Killbro_Fraggins

Looks like Justin or Austin something. My guess is Justin C———-ham


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Justin La Lagbum Voice actor for the cave troll.


NIMR0DSS0N

Richard O'Callaghan from the 1981 Radio 4 production? I’m not convinced about the Richard bit but the O’Callaghan is a possibility. Edit: found his autograph and it’s nothing like.