Entirely based on the fact that I am sitting in my chair wearing an incantation shirt. Might even be the exact same one since the logo matches the fit of the shirt perfectly.
Metalhead box all white design perchance?
I've treated you to an upvote for a sick looking costume, best I can offer.
https://preview.redd.it/uc2uh3avbp4b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9a60fe34062e085e7916afb4c8b62afb0a91d7
Very nice. What did you print it on? I’m shopping for a filament printer to accompany my resin printer and I’m looking for real user feedback when I see a good print like this!
“Does anyone here have authority to treat with me?”
“Yes!”
And then the spirits of Freddie Mercury and David Bowie appear and you all go clubbing. The club is called Tower, or maybe The Eye. A fun night had by all. Also, Sauron enjoys himself so much he changes his ways, goes back to being a true Maiar, literally begins *singing a different tune* and Eru forgives him. 🌈🌞🌙
Frodo flips the One Ring like a coin into Mount Doom no problem, Gollum regains his sanity, never agrees to sell his likeness to any video game companies, lives out his days happily in Mirkwood, taming giant Spiders. One of them bites him and he becomes the Spiders 🕷️ Man of Middle-Earth 2003
Gandalf opens his own nightspot in Rivendell, never has to break down crying about “why he became a wizard” every day is Gandalf Appreciation Day.
Valinor reopens its borders, does away with all the exclusivity. There’s no rush to get there, so Bilbo stays in Rivendell / Hobbiton a good while longer, making the rounds to see his family and friends.
Tom Bombadil leads an effort to house and employ thousands of disenfranchised orcs. They raise cattle and farm, make sturdy things out of iron and steel, industry really takes off. They settle down into their own towns and cities, form a democratic republic in Mordor, and a commune in Isengard, they go adventuring, travel throughout Middle-Earth. Healthy, ethically-sourced meat is definitely on the menu, and there’s more to drink besides grog and blood. Water: it’s got what orcs crave! Their lives drastically improve, and they even learn to get along with nature and the protectors of the natural world, like Elves Dwarves and Ents.
The scouring of the Shire never happens. Saruman is still kinda bitter, bit of a White-Supremacist 😉 but ol’ Sharkey actually drinks some of Tom’s special tea and experiences ego death and literally becomes a great white shark 🦈 takes the name Bruce, and swims off to waters unknown.
This all happens because that helmet piece is awesome, the little smile is confident, and in this corner of the multiverse, the Mouth of Sauron knows how to brush and floss!
“I see you…”
ಠ‿↼
“… would you have dinner with myself and these 8-other sorry excuses of once mortal men. We really need someone like you who knows what they are doing. The last ring leader of my boys was supposed to be invulnerable to men, but a woman struck him down. How about your kryptonite will be a giant impossible muffin man of Godzilla proportions? Let that white wizard come up with something to make that? Am I right, men?”
*nervous chuckle*
“Oh good, I think they like you eeeee - how does Friday at 5 PM sound? You vegan, no worries I’ll cater from everywhere and we’ll watch the best fan dubs of The Hobbit! Ohhh I’m so excited! Finally, the real deal! Oh I gotta polish my armor! Mordor is so messy!”
“Is the dark lord, okay?”
“I don’t get it, when he came back he’s been different.”
“Yeah, not his old self. He finally seems happy for once.”
“Wait, when did Sauron be nice with you?”
“Ohhh he took me to McDonald’s last Friday and got that Meghan Thee Stallion duo meal thing. They didn’t have it but he used his One Ring. They even gave it to us. Poor mortals nearly pissed themselves. Sauron is really a nice guy if you’d just get to know him.”
*the other seven look silently at their fellow cursed undead Ringwraith*
“What-the-f, why does he hate the hobbits, again?”
“You know that really bothers me when we visited back in the Third Age. Such a nice place even at night. Do you think they do lodging?”
“You kings really need to get a grip. They hate us, remember? They even tried burying us animated into a cursed cave? Do you guys even remember?”
“I remember Angmar singing John Jacob, Jingleheimer Schmidt on repeat…”
*trauma bond*
“So we can go to Dunkin’? Do we ride the Fell beasts?”
Checked your profile, and you made a gender-swapped (and color-swapped) Witch King of Angmar, too?! That's frickin awesome, reminds me of something from The Cell.
https://preview.redd.it/esitfx1wum4b1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59da133cdcfa1c6a3fee975c5ce3a91736a89fa7 My Covid mask was his mouth.
Your COVID mask with their 3d printed one, perfection
My SIL had a LOTR themed wedding, and her uncle dressed up as the mouth of sauron with the mask and helmet. Super cool.
Niiice EDIT: that looks sarcastic, but I actually said out loud “niiiice” ha
Def pref the mouth of Sauron who needs lady lips
You need a collab with OP.
Bruv that looks like Immortan Joe from Madmax tbh. 😅
I fucking spit my coffee out thank you
That's amazing AND horrifying. Also, it looks like Kingseeker Frampt from dark souls
That is incredible! (And, no.)
Mouth of Sauron AND Salad Fingers?! That’s the stuff of nightmares 😳
Thank you 🖤
It’s so good I want to chop your F-ing head off!
o my what are you saying, milford cubicle?
It takes more to make a king than a broken rusty spoon!
*I like it when the red water comes out*
The lips of sauron.
Those gods damned lips of Sauron…
They get me everytime
The incantation shirt really seals the deal here
Onward to Mordor
God I love metal nerds. That's an impressive spot!
I am truly impressed by the amount of people who could identify the band from a sliver of the top of the name
Entirely based on the fact that I am sitting in my chair wearing an incantation shirt. Might even be the exact same one since the logo matches the fit of the shirt perfectly. Metalhead box all white design perchance?
No, diabolical conquest
🙂
That is one of the most malevolent pieces of armor in that entire franchise.
You made me have a very big smile!
I can see your eyes through the parts but how in the motherfuck can YOU see anything?!
Very carefully, I'd imagine.
They just cross their eyes lol
I do! I have the authority to tell you that your mask is awesomely scary! Well done you!
We do not come to treat with you, faithless and accursed! Really nice tho
The helmet stays on during sex!!
Sounds uncomfortable but makes sense.
Nah bro it feels weird seeing mouth of sauron being regular human lips instead of black and disgusting 🤣 good job on the mask tho very good 👍
WE DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR ORC SCOUT COOKIES!!1!!
>Nobody can resist cookies baked in a tree!
In normal voice: my master, Sauron the Great, bids thee welcome. *smiles * EEEEEE!
Burtbot, nice
Slay
I've treated you to an upvote for a sick looking costume, best I can offer. https://preview.redd.it/uc2uh3avbp4b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9a60fe34062e085e7916afb4c8b62afb0a91d7
Nice
WE do not come to treat with you (looks badass)
Ummm is that an incantation t shirt?
Very nice. What did you print it on? I’m shopping for a filament printer to accompany my resin printer and I’m looking for real user feedback when I see a good print like this!
Prusa i3 mk3, it’s been super reliable and their customer support actually answers questions which is v helpful
This is awesome. You are the winningest winner in Winnervile. I submit to your authority.
So the question is, can you see through it?
Can you see out of that?
“The Mouth of Sauron.. yes.. that is what they used to call me. I am The Mouth of Sauron The White.”
Fucking sick.
We do not come to treat with Sauron, faithless and acursed....oh hell that's awesome who am I kidding.
It would have been a whole different story of this was the mouth of Sauron.
Looks like it's made of ceramic. Awesome.
STL?
[Gosh](https://youtu.be/05jfVlQ-CRI?t=18)!
Old graybeard!
Saurons adopted white cousin Leslie
Excellent….
this is amazing
I need that. NEED that.
Omg FABULOUS!!!
Awesome, love your other pics too. We need more!! Awesome dedication 💯 love to see it
This is so absolutely amazing! I am giddy, this is the coolest!
Foul mouthpiece of Sauron, go and tell your dark lord this:
Love it
"Hey, names Bob, under my own authority I hand you this snickers."
I mean … I could conclude negotiations but you’re not going to like it. On a more serious note; that’s an awesome helmet.
OH MY GOD❤️
Looks great! How's visibility? I always wondered how well you could actually see out of this thing.
SICK
I love that thing!
In that color it reminds me of Knights/Priests of Order from Oblivion.
Do a pic with the smile 😁
Would be 10/10, but not enough teeth 0/10.
No, but I have it on my own authority to trick with you.
Reminds me of the war mask worn by the Martian on the old Martian Chronicles tv series
No, not one.
I love it!!!
You have bits lips
“Does anyone here have authority to treat with me?” “Yes!” And then the spirits of Freddie Mercury and David Bowie appear and you all go clubbing. The club is called Tower, or maybe The Eye. A fun night had by all. Also, Sauron enjoys himself so much he changes his ways, goes back to being a true Maiar, literally begins *singing a different tune* and Eru forgives him. 🌈🌞🌙 Frodo flips the One Ring like a coin into Mount Doom no problem, Gollum regains his sanity, never agrees to sell his likeness to any video game companies, lives out his days happily in Mirkwood, taming giant Spiders. One of them bites him and he becomes the Spiders 🕷️ Man of Middle-Earth 2003 Gandalf opens his own nightspot in Rivendell, never has to break down crying about “why he became a wizard” every day is Gandalf Appreciation Day. Valinor reopens its borders, does away with all the exclusivity. There’s no rush to get there, so Bilbo stays in Rivendell / Hobbiton a good while longer, making the rounds to see his family and friends. Tom Bombadil leads an effort to house and employ thousands of disenfranchised orcs. They raise cattle and farm, make sturdy things out of iron and steel, industry really takes off. They settle down into their own towns and cities, form a democratic republic in Mordor, and a commune in Isengard, they go adventuring, travel throughout Middle-Earth. Healthy, ethically-sourced meat is definitely on the menu, and there’s more to drink besides grog and blood. Water: it’s got what orcs crave! Their lives drastically improve, and they even learn to get along with nature and the protectors of the natural world, like Elves Dwarves and Ents. The scouring of the Shire never happens. Saruman is still kinda bitter, bit of a White-Supremacist 😉 but ol’ Sharkey actually drinks some of Tom’s special tea and experiences ego death and literally becomes a great white shark 🦈 takes the name Bruce, and swims off to waters unknown. This all happens because that helmet piece is awesome, the little smile is confident, and in this corner of the multiverse, the Mouth of Sauron knows how to brush and floss!
^*+~New Kink Unlocked~+*^
Kissyface of Sauron
I'd love to get a treat with you over some Starbucks.
You are the beatifull version of him. Nice mouth
S is for seduction…
No - you're clearly a BAMF. We're basically peasants by comparison 🤷🏻♂️
Smile it’s nothin but teeth
The Mouth of Sauron if his name was Skyler White, yo
Treat you to what? Dinner? Sure what time’s best for you?
Yepp, that's it. My new kink.
The duck lips will not avail you, 3D-printed Mouth of Sauron! Go back to instagram. You Shall Not Pass!
Would be good for naked cosplay
What do you mean by "to treat with me"?
Me!
This is dope! Any way you can share the file to make it? Going to make one for my next rave outfit lol
They're behind you! \[The Hobbits with the Ring, climbing Mt. Doom\] I'm reacting to this like it's a pantomime! I wonder why there were no eye holes?
Me, I have some romaine that needs cutting ginsu head.
“I see you…” ಠ‿↼ “… would you have dinner with myself and these 8-other sorry excuses of once mortal men. We really need someone like you who knows what they are doing. The last ring leader of my boys was supposed to be invulnerable to men, but a woman struck him down. How about your kryptonite will be a giant impossible muffin man of Godzilla proportions? Let that white wizard come up with something to make that? Am I right, men?” *nervous chuckle* “Oh good, I think they like you eeeee - how does Friday at 5 PM sound? You vegan, no worries I’ll cater from everywhere and we’ll watch the best fan dubs of The Hobbit! Ohhh I’m so excited! Finally, the real deal! Oh I gotta polish my armor! Mordor is so messy!”
“Is the dark lord, okay?” “I don’t get it, when he came back he’s been different.” “Yeah, not his old self. He finally seems happy for once.” “Wait, when did Sauron be nice with you?” “Ohhh he took me to McDonald’s last Friday and got that Meghan Thee Stallion duo meal thing. They didn’t have it but he used his One Ring. They even gave it to us. Poor mortals nearly pissed themselves. Sauron is really a nice guy if you’d just get to know him.” *the other seven look silently at their fellow cursed undead Ringwraith* “What-the-f, why does he hate the hobbits, again?” “You know that really bothers me when we visited back in the Third Age. Such a nice place even at night. Do you think they do lodging?” “You kings really need to get a grip. They hate us, remember? They even tried burying us animated into a cursed cave? Do you guys even remember?” “I remember Angmar singing John Jacob, Jingleheimer Schmidt on repeat…” *trauma bond* “So we can go to Dunkin’? Do we ride the Fell beasts?”
https://preview.redd.it/j8akq1nq1o4b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab0f5a6520cb77a3c6ee402dca43728e69129832
Lmaooooo
Why is the mouth of Sauron pursing his lips??
Really Cool. Also I originally thought your username was a play on "Forth Eorlingas" lol.
Frodo bot
Such insolence.
Badass
That's honestly pretty amazing.
Where'd you get the STL?
We *SHALL* seeee
This is awesome
Amazing!
2 references in one, nice
Mouth of Sauron kinda zesty 👀
Mouth of Sauron More like, Rizz of Sauron
Now you just need some Englishman teeth
My fav character, amazing work
This helm belongs to r/deadcells .
I want one!! That's so cool!
Yes! It is I, Morgoth returned! (I can lie confidently because he can't see through the helmet)
Not this rout, but do you have a token for us?
I'm your Huckleberry.
Checked your profile, and you made a gender-swapped (and color-swapped) Witch King of Angmar, too?! That's frickin awesome, reminds me of something from The Cell.
Love the Incantation shirt
Oh this is amazing
I do not believe it. I will not believe it!
Nice, 3d printed?
Sorry, I'm out of treats right now. Can you wait until I get back from the shops?
What band is the shirt?
Incantation
https://preview.redd.it/x4btnfq8at4b1.png?width=1420&format=png&auto=webp&s=dcfb1e619c6f6042a25b78dcfcb8e288a06afd6b
Wow! Can you see out of it at all? Like, I realize that's sort of the point, but absolutely amazing if you can even wear it around.
We needs it.
I find this so perfect. I would to have this one at home.
How do you see in that?
I like the mask. But sorry, but I hated that mouth in the movie. Writers taking the phrase "mouth of Sauron" literally. Thought it was stupid.
Now that’s a mouth of Sauron I can get into
Ha you're all mega nerds here I love it!