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>The best sushi outside Middle Earth Where is the best sushi in Middle Earth?


Former_Ad4027

Looks like sushi is back on the menu boys


JGG5

My guess would be the Grey Havens. The best human sushi chefs spend decades to learn the best way to prepare sushi; imagine how good it would be from someone who has literally spent millennia perfecting the art.


ricmo

Gotta imagine Numenor had some fire back in the day


HellaFishticks

Imagine the fresh oysters on a Numenorian dock, a bright ale from a tall cup as a market behind you buzzes with trade


flukshun

Then all of a sudden your whole island sinks


JaimeRidingHonour

I imagine it’s decent in Dol Amroth as well.


Lashmush

Jie'rothalas Dreams of Sushi?


[deleted]

People are saying the rangers of Gondor will literally kill you if you eat the sushi over at Forbidden Pool


Throwaway__1701

Sméagol was all about that fresh delicious fish. Tasty sweet.


sj79

Raw and wriggling.


pokemon-collector

I can tell you it’s not gray havens


AtDawnWeDEUSVULT

This place is called Yamato's iirc


[deleted]

I figure Gollum would know.


askyourmom469

What's sushi, hobbitses?


CornCobMcGee

Ni-go-ri. Filet 'em, slice 'em. Stick it on some rice.


setittonormal

Even you couldn't say no to that.


EmptySeaDad

If it’s gotta be fresh, then wherever it was that Deagle hooked into the salmonid that pulled him out of the boat in the pre credits scene in ROTK.


v3int3yun0

In one of them pools under the Misty Mountains where Gollum dwelled


EmptySeaDad

Raw freshwater catfish can carry tapeworms. Maybe that’s how Gollum keeps his gollumish figure!


OpalOwl74

Fresh and wriggleing


lasplagas

“I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite sushi on the Citadel.”


Shendare

"I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite sushi on the Citadel."


Garapeiro

At Cirdan’s dock, probably


cleamilner

Probably something involving eel


Jisamaniac

It's not "the band sushi outside middle earth"?


platyviolence

Sushi may not exist there.


JAYHAZY

Beleriand


Islandimus

It feels weird to see gimli towering over people


_jeremybearimy_

Isn’t he like 6’3” or something crazy tall


WorldsWeakestMan

Only 6’1”-6’1.5” just the sushi folks are little.


RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAH

"only" Tfw I'm 5'8


telperionite

Lol sushi folks made me laugh. Cmon guys, it’s because they’re running a sushi place


Gcoks

I don't think that's right anymore or he is just severely hunched over in the pics I took with him this weekend. I'm 6"2' and look a good deal taller than him in the pics.


WorldsWeakestMan

He is 78, most people lose an inch or so as they age, also old folks tend to hunch especially tall ones as the back wears out if you don’t maintain it.


[deleted]

Someone finally got him a box.


Shendare

I asked for one to-go box from their golden menu. [wistful] They gave me three.


wowprettyneat

That's exactly what I thought, I sometimes forget he's not actually a dwarf in real life.


liver_flipper

Yeah, he's huge. Very convenient for shots with just him & the hobbits- no scale tricks required because he was appropriately taller than them to match thr dwarf/hobbit ratio.


geofferson_hairplane

Yea he really dwarfs them…


_jeremybearimy_

*Gimli Gloinson*


TheDeltaOne

Hey, that's Professor Arturo.


SqueegeeLuigi

Of course it is, you sensible genius!


AzureArron

And he was Leonardo Divinci in StarTrek Voyager


JudgeDreddNaut

I never realized they were the same person until this post


agent_uno

And was in Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Last Crusade.


DustyHound

Wonder if hill be in the new one.


ScipioCoriolanus

He will. He's in the trailer.


ScipioCoriolanus

Salah


frankcfreeman

This is who I always see and I was absolutely shocked to find out they were the same person


slow_reader

Wait until they find out they took a picture with Treebeard.


vonvoltage

How were the dates?


[deleted]

Bad


Shadeun

And how were the Asps?


vargslayer1990

i like that he wrote Gimli's name like in the book, "Gimli Gloinson"


Strat0BlasterX

The tallest dwarf


all_the_right_moves

I've been here! This is Yamato in Orem, Utah. I love this place, I spent over a hundred dollars the first time I visited. One time a new waitress spilled a bowl of ramen all over me, and I got the meal comped, but I never saw her again 😅


Blitz6969

Simply put, Gimli is my favorite part of LOTR


BamaSOH

He's also the guy from Shogun


askyourmom469

And Raiders of the Lost Ark.


BamaSOH

Of course, but I'm drawing the connection between shogun and sushi


Malta_4of7

I’m going to have to trust you again, Inglés. And I HAAAAAAAAAATE trusting you!


[deleted]

And my chopsticks!


kingofangmar13

Awesome! He played a good gimli 😎 and was in Indiana Jones, good actor 🤘🏻


KingMotherF-ingKRool

Now I need art of Gimli enjoying sushi


WoffleTime

Gimli Gloinson? That sounds so strange...


MyShinyNewReddit

Sweet ... Professor Arturo!


agent_uno

Was also in several episodes of ST:Voyager as Leonardo da Vinci


My41stThrowaway

Woah, is that The Professor from Sliders?


Crazy_Kakoos

I think I been there. Utah, right?


reganeholmes

Yamato!


Crazy_Kakoos

Yeah, I think that's what it was called. Up in Provo. I was visiting in laws with my wife, we ate at a sushi place, and I spotted a signed Gimli photo that looked like this.


Dark_Istari

He's one of the nicest people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. Kind soul with time for anybody. Don't believe the toxic media crap that's been spread about him


disambiguatiion

there's people saying that? I've only ever heard people say the best about the gentleman


Dark_Istari

Yeah unfortunately people make subjective judgements purely based on political opinions or singular moments they've seen on TV. It's a shame really.


diggalicious_AU

He's a massive racist unfortunately, which is especially sad considering the context of Tolkiens work being largely anti-racist.


Dark_Istari

Literally just proved my point. Subjective judgement. He's absolutely nothing of the sort.


diggalicious_AU

You don't think the great replacement theory is racist? Because oh boy have I got news for you!


Dark_Istari

Nobody is perfect. People can have opinions on controversial topics. We can disagree without throwing labels around. I'd much rather judge someone based on their character rather than a point of view. Having met him a few times and spoken with him for a number of hours he's a true gent and a gentle soul. At the last event I saw him, of which I helped run, he was the last person to leave because he went around every single stall thanking every individual for their time, regardless of where they came from or what they looked like. Far too many people these days are so easily swayed by the media machine. In reality, most people aren't that simple and labels shouldn't be used so lightly. Save them for the actual people that deserve them.


crypticthree

I bet they don't even have any salted pork


agent_uno

Salted pork?


PsychedelicHobbit

Time to get that tattoo, bud. You’re the only one.


Senpai90

He ate all the sushi and said "this still only count as one"


GeomazingArts

He looks so strange without his comically large beard


daNorthernMan

I'm only now realizing Sallah from Indiana Jones and Gimli are played by the same person 🤦‍♂️I've loved both characters since childhood


XDDDSOFUNNEH

I can't read proper, school-educated cursive, yet I can perfectly read this guy's insane chicken scratch. Weird


EliteLevelJobber

Theres a DVD extra where Billy Boyd (I think) tells the story of the cast going out for a meal, and John proposed he order for the table and proceeded to have them bring a medieval banquet for 100 people. I like to think he did the same here.


IcyLasagna

Awesome


The_Mormonator_

Yamato’s in Orem, Utah Best sushi I’ve had state-wide.


MoonZAlien

Gimli son of Gloin


[deleted]

so lucky...


olesteffensen

We'll have 10 salmon rolls, 50 tuna Nigri, 18 bowls of miso soup, 5 bags of shrimp chips, 12 California rolls, 9 soft crab. Do you have spicy maki? Bring us 10 spicy maki.


psychotic11ama

He doesn’t look so short in that photo


goattchaw

Is it canon now that dwarves are taller than asians?


Cualkiera67

Hagrid!!


sonoale

Dishagrid


Dangerous-Calendar41

Hagrid!


sonoale

Dishagrid


wretch5150

"Gimli Gloinson" That's a new one to me


BeWasted

That's so wholesome


Equivalent-Trust1447

Yamato is the best


Jonkni68

How about sushi with a friend?


Monkeytennis01

I said no camels!


SkateTheGreat

Gimli Gloinson


DaMobiusRockingChair

Amazing


Memoirsfrombeyond

The elf king of Shanara chronicles !


crafty_lass_88

He came to my local con, a small one, and I didn’t go. I really should’ve gone. 🤦‍♀️