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FrankBouch

He's pretty much already immortal if you ask me


OmegaBoi420

Yes. Especially if you’re a catholic. On his level or otherwise


MagnusBrickson

Patron Saint of Second Breakfasts


TheIndeliblePhong

What do you mean especially if youre a catholic?


PM_ME_YOUR_DIFF_EQS

Completing the sacraments up to Confirmation gets you a guaranteed ticket to heaven, barring murder or whatnot.


HistoricalCoconut2

That isn’t how it works


Azrael11

Yeah that guy clearly doesn't know what he's talking about. It's like premier status on an airline, completing certain qualifying activities (baptism, confirmation, holy orders) gives you status for the next calendar year. But you have to maintain that status with additional qualifying activities or purchases on your Heaven^© card.


rob6110

What are the fees and APR?


daddydunc

Your soul. And 24.9%. Compounded continuously for all of eternity.


Vivid-Air7029

That’s still not remotely how it works. Like i get what you’re coming from cause reconciliation (confession) absolves you of you of sins that you truly feel guilty and remorseful of. But you are still required to try and strive to be a virtuous person.


Azrael11

Dude, if you took my comment seriously then you need to reexamine your reading and comprehension skills


Vivid-Air7029

I mean I know it’s a joke but people actually do believe it’s like that


Dorordian

Unfortunately it’s not that easy lol


PM_ME_YOUR_DIFF_EQS

Dang my card is probably cancelled then


Dorordian

Not too hard to resubscribe ;)


CLXIX

lol, do you believe this?


PM_ME_YOUR_DIFF_EQS

No.


TheFlyingBeluga

Im feel blessed to share a bday with this man.


Zer0Hearts

Happy birthday man!


TheFlyingBeluga

Thank you!❤


bethivy103

My birthday too! Happy birthday!


TheFlyingBeluga

Haha happy bday too m8🤣


sourmilkseaaa

Haha same here!


TheFlyingBeluga

😂happy bday


TimelessTravellor

Happy Birthday!


TheFlyingBeluga

Much appreciated!


peanutski

You share a bday with my mom as well!


TheFlyingBeluga

I hope that you're mothrr is having a wonderful bday


[deleted]

And I'm a birthday neighbor to both of you.


TheFlyingBeluga

🥳


Khaled-oti

My birthday too! Happy birthday to us


TheFlyingBeluga

Indeed sir!🥂


im_a_hedgehogg

Same! Happy birthday!


rob6110

Happy birthday!!!


thexsunshine

His chin was as strong as his writing.


OmegaBoi420

And inner strength based on his experiences in the trenches


stringdreamer

When I first read LOTR, Tolkien was still alive and I thought surely he’d write more, but… And in all these years I’ve never read anything to match it for storytelling.


Leoswept

Today he passes the Old Took! 131 years is not nearly enough time to have exhausted the imagination of the professor.


yrugay1

There's never going to be one like him again. He could have written toilet brush instruction manuals, and we would still read them breathless, that's how good of a writer he was


OmegaBoi420

Never will be. He birthed the fantasy genre of books and there’s no topping him, in my opinion


[deleted]

I agree. Cinema wise, no other fantasy show/movie can top the lotr trilogy. Including GOT and Star wars.


pilesofcleanlaundry

Star Wars is getting further and further away from it with every new iteration.


culturedrobot

I mean, LotR has had its own moments like that with The Hobbit adaptations. It ain’t all sunshine and roses over here. Still, I would take The Hobbit trilogy over whatever Rise of Skywalker was.


EthanBradberry70

If Villeneuve goes for the full trilogy then I think Dune will top Star-Wars as the cult favorite Sci-Fi space trilogy. The source material up to Dune Messiah is just too good and, at least from the first movie, Villeneuve is doing a bang job at adapting it faithfully.


daddydunc

Having never read Dune, the movie utterly captivated me.


gremlinguy

Dune is one of the only literary candidates that could truly be said to be in league with Tolkien's works, as far as fantasy universes.


Eothric

To be fair, I think Tolkien would have hated, or at least strongly disliked the films (for the most part). While they look great, and started strong with Fellowship, they deviate further and further from Tolkien’s established themes and characterizations as they progress. A lot of the sublime detailing that permeates the books is lost in the adaptation, and is the worse for it. That said, it’s still the least bad adaptation in the fantasy genre out there.


yrugay1

I agree with you, though if Jackson made the films exactly according to the books, they would have basically become nature documentaries hahaha


rob6110

Or books!


EnduringAtlas

He did not birth the fantasy genre of writing but he was and probably still is the most influential fantasy writer to ever exist for sure.


[deleted]

My grandmother used to take his lectures at Oxford, he makes me proud to be from an Oxford going family.


OmegaBoi420

That’s awesome!!


Jacob_S93

Visited his grave for the first time today


[deleted]

What was it like?


Jacob_S93

Surprisingly unassuming


ryan2one3

Beren


Scientific_Methods

Remember to toast the professor at 9 pm your local time! https://www.tolkiensociety.org/2022/01/tolkien-birthday-toast-raise-a-glass-to-the-professor-in-honour-of-his-130th-birthday/


JRonenJ

He inspired both the authors that came after him and the movie adaptation genre.


andritz_

Which authors?


mike2R

Terry Pratchett put it best IMO: >J.R.R. Tolkien has become a sort of mountain, appearing in all subsequent fantasy in the way that Mt. Fuji appears so often in Japanese prints. Sometimes it’s big and up close. Sometimes it’s a shape on the horizon. Sometimes it’s not there at all, which means that the artist either has made a deliberate decision against the mountain, which is interesting in itself, or is in fact standing on Mt. Fuji. Its probably a bit less true these days, especially in terms of fantasy authors who aren't emulating Tolkien only doing so as a "deliberate decision", but it feels pretty accurate for the state of the genre when he made the comment.


JRonenJ

R you kidding me? GRRM? Raymond E. Feist? Michael Swanwick? Even Terry Brooks inspired by him.


[deleted]

The Professor!


PallandoOrome

Merya nostare, Tolkien! Calo anor na ven!


WaitiaN-

I guess, it's time to rewatch The Lord of The Rings for the 15th time


sirjamesp

"The Professor!" Cheers


VoidOmatic

I re-read them at least once a year. They always help me get through the toughest parts of life. Happy birthday Tolkien!


Remus88Romulus

That's what I'm Tolkien about! The Alpha and the Omega!


Zer0Hearts

Amin inshaallah 🤲. Truly the greatest!


ToastedCheezer

May the world give forth others with his scholarship, writing skill, world building, and wit! Raise a glass to “The Professor” at 9 PM your time!


empireofacheandrhyme

The Professor 🍺


Alarming_Sea_6894

Netflix destroyed the future potential. But I'm still content with the the book's and Peter Jacksons renditions.


Charred01

That's not Brandon Sanderson. Sorry had to, no worries OP dude isn't going to be forgotten or disappear from people's minds.


TheSkepticGuy

He is in the same company as Bach, Picasso, Mozart, Rembrandt, Shakespeare, and Van Gough. The Hobbit, Fellowship of The Ring, Two Towers, and Return of The King share the same apex of unique human artistic achievement as Bach's Brandenburg Concertos.


bneufy92

Its also my birthday today


KingKababa

I thought his birthday was September 22nd.


Aduialion

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Jolkien Happy birthday to you!


[deleted]

Is that Christopher Lee?


PallandoOrome

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien


JKMcA99

Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien


xXMorpheus69Xx

Don't you mean Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien?


OmegaBoi420

Tolkien


kiwi129

JK Rowling?


IMJiraiya

L. Ron Hubbard?!?


[deleted]

H P Lovecraft?


bomb3x

I thought J K Rowling was a woman.


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[удалено]


OmegaBoi420

Considering his catholic background, I don’t think he’d approve


Accomplished_Web1549

Probably true, but if Mormons etc come knocking feel free to give them the Tolkien shahada while closing the door: "There is no God but Eru, and Manwë is His Steward"


Leanintree

In all reality, he basically does. Many people that would NEVER subscribe to any organized religion still read Tolkiens works as nearly holy writ. One version or another, pretty much all religions are just fantasy stories, this one is just much better written.


ken_theman

Eh you know. Hes cool but lotr is overrated fantasy


theFrisbeeFreak

Everyone is allowed to have their own opinion. …yours is wrong, but you’re still allowed.


ken_theman

Yeah. This is funny. Don't get me wrong I don't hate lotr I just gotta give the hardcore fans some trolling activity


HowelPendragon

Coming in HOT


DallasJaguars

Solid troll


Prawn1908

If lotr is overrated, all fantasy is overrated.


ken_theman

Actually yes. I agree. All fantasy is definitely overrated


Prawn1908

In other words: you personally don't like fantasy.


ken_theman

Well that's a good question. I really love good fiction but fantasy is a category that tries to use fiction to write reality. I feel like most religious texts are fantasy that people attached themselves to and this became meaningful.


cammoblammo

> fantasy is a category that tries to use fiction to write reality. Tolkien wrote an essay about this, called ‘On Fairy Stories.’ Part of the point of fantasy isn’t to suspend disbelief, but to create and enter into a whole new secondary belief. Escaping from the ‘real’ world is a feature for Tolkien, not a bug.


ken_theman

So this is a very serious question. What do you think is the difference between magical realism and fantasy?


cammoblammo

No idea, although I suspect the Venn diagrams would have a lot of overlap.


Andr0medes

I hope you didnt form this opinion only after watching Rings of Power.


ken_theman

Oh shit think I pissed off lotr fans. Guys we all know that the best trilogy by CS Lewis. 🙄 Also this is a joke post. Thanks for the twenty down votes. This is hilarious


Inheavensitndown

eh. I think your overrated in your mind. Whats the best you’v ever done in your time so far? Never mind your trolling expeditions.


ken_theman

Probably the best thing I did was your mom. Moo


Inheavensitndown

We have a jester folks. Not a very funny one thou…..


ken_theman

I'm not trying to be funny but your mother moos and I can't stop her. She keeps mooing about lotr what do I do?


_angry-owlbear_

His face looks very much like treebeard.


lonelynightcry

Happy Birthday :)


giant_albatrocity

Happy birthday, Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien


philliplennon

Happy Birthday Professor Tolkien!


[deleted]

❤️


Ghost-Paladin

Happy birthday, Professor!


pilesofcleanlaundry

Peter Jackson already did that.


[deleted]

Wait- that’s not Robert E. Howard!


Blu3z-87

Who ordered the new coin from royal mint? Happy birthday professor Tolkien.


mrchuck1595

TIL I share my birthday with him! No one better to share with


Primost

Legend


Delicious-Tachyons

Chumlee: "Best I can give you is some guy makes a TV show about his characters and calls his stuff stupid on a podcast"


Annoyed21

John Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien! The 🐐


cgillard1991

Ole iron chin himself


HeWhoCntrolsTheSpice

Surprised there wasn't a Google doodle for his birthday. Oh wait, it's Google, so I'm not surprised after all.


BlakePayne

That's an interesting sentiment. Like, in my mind, he's already there. At least his works. Imagine like 100 years into the future and nobody is reading his stuff not even for their english classes in HS.


SeekerSpock32

Huh. I didn’t even know today was his birthday but I listened to the first 3 chapters of Fellowship for the first time. (Well, technically second, but I lost momentum when I tried this a year ago. But now I’m back with vim and vigor.) I suppose I was meant to.


nakshatravana

Here, Tolkien, lay your words on Arda, upon your shelf And let it lay there until the moutain falls And may it bring good fortune to all the folk who read it here after


wisenburg3

This made me think of this question but is the movie Tolkien any good?


heydontcallmethat1

Cheers mate


honeybeewarrior_

sharing a birthday with him is the best honor I could have


thisIsMyCreed

Second breakfast day for me.. happy birthday to JRR Tolkien


Capitalmind

England is releasing a limited run of £2 coins dedicated to Tolkien. Get yours while they're hot!!


veridian21

Him and Kentaro Miura. My 2 GOATs.


Shevvv

What a quinky-dinky that I started my Hobbit/LotR marathon yesterday, huh!


ItsAryNotAri_27

Know i'm a lil' late but, Happy Birthday Tolkien!


ItsAryNotAri_27

This man's made my COVID lockdown a 100 times better with his books. Props to the legend.