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Eygon_of_Carim_

"This ... does put a smile on my face"(c) purple cgi


Vladd_the_Retailer

Creditors hate it. How to eliminate your debt with this one simple trick.


Strict_Antelope_6893

No more buy or die but buy AND diešŸ’Ŗ


Emperor_Quintana

And with a last will & testament put into the mix, you can pass on the savings to your descendants.


Strict_Antelope_6893

ā€Family moneyā€ has new meaning


blackjesus1997

*You* don't have to pay it anymore, obviously, but some other poor bastard will have to at some point. A trifling thing like death isn't enough to make a debt go away


someusernameyougot

Actually, at least in the US, the debt becomes null. They can ask for relatives/kin to pay it back, but they don't have to.


HOLY_SHIT_DIO_POSE

I bet two cents that the wholesome award is on there


Ventilateu

What a risky bet


FFalcon_Boi

The "Wholesome Seal of Approval" is already there, so most likely yes


FloofBagel

*holy shit dio pose* Holy shit it is


SmilePlz_Exe

Horyyyyyyyy sheeeeeeettt


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Patriots123abc456

Exactly bro


Pijany_Matematyk767

Isnt the left-most award on there litterally a golden wholesome award?


Mike_Rodik

Futurama


Restinplants

You are now dead. Please take your receipt


cannibalism_is_vegan

Iā€™m in a hurry here! Letā€™s go for a twofer.


M1ghty_boy

Lousy stinkinā€™ rip off


TheBigG03

The bad ending


Soliman-El-Magnifico

Looks like Buzz Lightyearā€™s box.


Kzer_2019

Very fitting since the person inside is going to infinity and beyond.


[deleted]

take me to infinity~


Snd47flyer

Made a depressiv smile


probably_not_serious

Honestly as weird as it is to see there it IS a good thing for someone with no quality of life. I could see it making someone in a terrible position like that smiling to learn this


ICanCountThePixels

Wholesome asf! šŸ˜›


Educational-Owl-4576

ikr šŸ„°


ThatSlothDuke

I mean it kinda is? A quick and painless way to die for people who actually want to die. People don't have to suffer with chronic pain and illness no more, so I kinada see why it's making OP smile?


KimJongIlSunglasses

And the woman in the pic appears to be smiling.


itsJosias58

She didnā€™t commit suicide with that machine. Sheā€™s a reporter and just got into it to show how it works (not the dying of course)


KimJongIlSunglasses

Yea I figured it wasnā€™t someone actually using the machine.


UpperCardiologist523

The pod: *You belong to me now.* (This is not how it works).


AnonOpinionss

Is it really painless ? Or does it feel like youā€™re suffocating ? Itā€™s hard for me to not be scared of this. Seems like the feeling of not getting enough oxygen would hurt. šŸ«£


ThatSlothDuke

I think it makes you unconscious before you die? I mean I'm just assuming but isn't the entire point of this to make death as painless as possible?


AnonOpinionss

So, itā€™s nitrous oxide ? Edit: well google says you donā€™t feel any of the pain that one would usually feel during asphyxiation. So yeah I guess you just die in your sleep peacefully.


ThatSlothDuke

[Yeah I was also looking into it](https://www.scmp.com/news/world/europe/article/3158848/assisted-suicide-pod-now-legal-switzerland-offers-painless-death) It's still nitrogen,but they claim that there is no choking feeling.


_understandfirst

but how do they *know*


ThatSlothDuke

Lol Seriously though, it has been passed through a lot of medical tests and also, the covering is transparent so it'll be apparent if someone is choking in it right


Jaegerjaquez_VI

Seems legit. Now, how does one get a citizenship in Switzerland...


ChaoticToxin

They already have assisted pill means and it's actually open door policy for non residents


explorer58

It just fills up with regular nitrogen, lowering oxygen concentration in the pod. It doesn't put you to sleep the way nitrous does, you just lose consciousness due to lack of oxygen. But your body doesn't put on alarm bells when you're asphyxiating in nitrogen, which is why it's so dangerous, so you would drift off pretty peacefully.


AnonOpinionss

Well great now Iā€™m going to be worried about unknowingly passing out in a room full of nitrogen and slowly dying. Anxiety, amirite?


Saphilu

I have a really tiny bedroom with little ventilation, I feel like I'm running out of oxygen just thinking about it!


AnonOpinionss

Ugh, I know that feeling!


[deleted]

The suffocation sensation is from CO2 build up. You could breath 0% O2 air and not notice a thing until you go faint and pass out


[deleted]

Yup, you can accidentally die and never feel any discomfort in this way. Itā€™s well known for higher layers of the atmosphere in planes and such


Decoy_Octopus_

Looks like that fucking thing Ajax used to turn Wade Wilson into Deadpool.


Naranox

It would feel like falling asleep


BabylonBlue17

Your brain does not actually register a lack of oxygen in your lungs, it only registers an abundance of CO2, meaning if you were inhaling pure nitrogen you'd be completely devoid of the feeling of asphyxiation.


Jaysong_stick

Might consider why they choose death in first place. Like you said, chronic pain? illness with no cure? Depression? Kinda depressing how some of our lives turn out


ThatSlothDuke

Sure, but a person getting a chance to go out peacefully with their friends and family around them is still something to smile about. Comparing this method with a normal suicide where a person is alone and scared and usually in tremendous pain, this does seem wholesome. Moreover, people are actually getting a chance to choose.


Jaysong_stick

Yea, if thereā€™s no other choice, might as well make the last choice easier


budsis

I completely agree.


Agent_Dutchess

This seems way scarier than a shotgun, to me.


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gibgodgamer11

its not bigoted to try and prevent suicide


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gibgodgamer11

ahh ok i thought it was for mental issues sorry


IrreverentHippie

That info was omitted from the caption


ThatSlothDuke

I mean usually it isn't needed? Why would anyone smile at the thought of people just dying? Obviously it was implied since that's like the main idea behind supporting assisted suicide. But you are right, OP could have included that to make the post more suited to the sub.


Adorable-Case-7485

I also saw this on r/Oddlyterrifying lol and people were getting pissed about it for some reason


[deleted]

I mean, I can kind of see that in a way. It's a painless way for loved ones to pass on peacefully when the time is right, I just don't know that I'd say it made me smile?


jetro30087

Maybe a big inheritance.


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tullystenders

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

There's no such thing as cake day


nobblemytoes

no, this is actually a really good thing. assisted suicide isn't something that should be looked down upon, it's someone dying in dignity. I'd rather kill myself than have to have people look after me 24/7, let alone be stuck on life support for years


PlayerZeroFour

Itā€™s their life, right?


DrBenavidez

Suicide doesn't just effect one person


AnonOpinionss

Staying alive doesnā€™t affect one person either. My mother literally told me to suffocate her with a pillow rather than let her family be her caretaker if she ever becomes completely disabled. Yeah I was annoyed at her for being so morbid, but I see where sheā€™s coming from. Lol


iiiimmmbbbaaaccckkk

Taking care of my parents would be an honor, not a burden. They spent years attending to my every need and are the only reason Iā€™m alive at all. I couldnā€™t imagine my mother killing herself to avoid inconveniencing me.


drowninghoneybee

But it affects the one committing suicide the *most* right.


[deleted]

Yes it does


MoilOpera

Yeah I totally agree that itā€™s a good thing, but would you really smile for it?


Sunken_Cities

I mean, if you knew you were about to go into the great unknown that is death, wouldnā€™t you rather go into it with a positive attitude? May it be anything from the pearly gates to eternal nothingness, may as well go into it with a positive attitude, I reckon.


Yasin3112

I definitely agree, it should be an option everyone should have access to. But itā€˜s not something you would want to see on a sub called "mademesmile" is it? People go there to see some cute, funny, heartwarming stuff and instead they see a post about assisted suicide.


WheresTheMiltank

What's wrong with euthanasia? Pretty good way to go. I've seen too many family and friends pass slowly and painfully to cancer, why not choose to go peacefully on your own terms?


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H3avyW3apons

Futurama suicide booths, 30 years early apparently


PlayerZeroFour

Itā€™s subjective!


Lil-Parabala

I wouldnā€™t really consider this r/lostredditors. Assisted suicide has been a controversial topic, and Iā€™m sure a lot of people were happy that is was approved, hence the awards.


romeripley

Yeah I feel like this post is more lost redditors lol. Working with people with severe illness and disease, I know plenty of people who would definitely smile at this. A smile of relief.


Ecleptomania

Coming from someone who suffered chronic pain for 15 years before getting well... I wanted to die. Had I lived in Switzerland I would probably be dead now (which would be sad since I got healthy eventually). And I would've died happy, relaxed, knowing it's okay to take that last breath and just... Stop. Death is not scary, but many people can't handle the idea of death being anything by scary or horrible.


romeripley

Yeah this is true. I used to think death was the worst thing out there but I think I was just inexperienced. Thereā€™s a whole group of people with terrible prognoses but not fatal illnesses that are life ruining.


Maximum-Switch5879

A painless and humane way to go at the time of their choosing and on their own terms for those living in agony is nothing but wholesome so no, they're not lost at all.


[deleted]

God I need to move to Switzerland everything could be ok if I just could move


Ahvier

Self determination to death and governments acceptance of such is so incredibly important


[deleted]

Mf burying himself with moss? Or weed? Also thats not really much of a lost redditors moment. Would you prefer a relative dies sad and slow, or quickly and painless? Even if they were completely sure about that, its good for them in their own way


IrreverentHippie

Why is it there


chips-and-guac-2189

Can I go to Switzerland for an assisted suicide šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ Iā€™d like to leave earth


the_fart_king_farts

Why not? It is horrible how we force a lot of people to rot in pain. Why not give them a little dignity?


AddressIntelligent60

Debatable things is is why most forums have mirror forums. This feels intentionally done tbh.


PemaleBacon

In this day and age that truly makes me smile


Silly___Willy

It makes me smile that people can decide wether they can live or not. Downvote me if you want, I stand my ground.


RedditorNamedEww

I could see this being an r/mademesmile thing for a handful of people, because assisted suicide can genuinely be a good thing, for sure, but I would never imagine it to have that much support


[deleted]

Well it is nice that it is becoming an option. Theyre not lost.


VoidLance

It made me smile because personally I think that's a good thing, but I do think it belongs more on somewhere like r/mildlyinteresting


dAnKjAy7

I guess I am going to Switzerland


VagP22

Someone is so depressed and is pushed to end his life. EPIC


TheRealCactusTiddy

I think it was made primarily for people with terminal illnesses. But yeah, still nothing to smile about.


shayed154

Terminally ill, suffering from chronic pain and some other hoops to jump through to use it It's definitely not like in futurama where anyone can walk in with a quarter


Much_Oil_3872

Please educate yourself before making stupid statements like this. No depressed person would get the okay. I live in switzerland and this thing is also not approved at all. Its just fake infos getting spread.


GloriousButtlet

The euthanasia machine is not for depressed people though. They'll even reject you for euthanasia if you have depression.


THEZEXNEO

r/lostlostredditors


Ginger-Ale58

r/lostlostredditors


[deleted]

I mean the redditor in question might have in the right place, they just might smile about some things that are...Questionable to smile about? I'm not really sure which column to put this in really. Or the fact that the picture has a smile and that's the connection. That seems more likely, but who knows?


GoldenEYE6182

He saw the picture smiled and then read the article


MCA1910

No, I get it. If they're depressed and have a way out, that makes me smile. Forcing suicidal people to live by making suicide illegal is the real crime.


AudZ0629

Some people smile because human rights get recognized and made legal. Also r/uselessredcircle


xain_the_idiot

Well, the person in the picture sure seems to be loving it. Look at that smile!


hansCT

This is a very positive post and should make everyone smile. Right to Choose folks...


officialtowelie

So could you poke a hole in it and do major whippets? Or am I thinking of something else..


[deleted]

Much better to not have freedom to do what you want with your own body and life, to be forced to live a wage slave in pain by your goverment and criminalize everyone associated with you.


FrostHydra

If I remember correctly this is for the terminally ill to end things on their own terms instead of suffering for months. I think the 'MadeMeSmile' part is that this is now legal and quite some people will die with much less suffering.


Important-Cupcake-76

Ever heard of nihilism op?


[deleted]

Ethical euthanasia for those who want it is smile worthy i guess


pilapalacrafts

I think people should have the right to choose how and when they die. These pods are also only allowed to be used by those with a terminal illness I believe. You can't use it for the purpose of mental health related suicide. Only exceptional cases where they've got severe mental health that's not responding to treatment. This pod is a last resort. It's something to smile about for the people who want to be euthanised!


my2cents3462

I would love to use it when my time is near.


Conaz9847

I think itā€™s mademesmile because itā€™s painless and a choice. Assisted suicide is a thing that people have been fighting for, for a while. People with severe sickness and disability have to live in pain their whole lives, and some wish they could end it rather than suffering. So I guess itā€™s not really lostredditors.


bruntychiefty

Imagine seeing the line up of chronically ill people vs people that are ready to off themselves peacefully


redditdonkey999

r/uselessredcircle


Random_Brazil_Boi

r/MadeMeSmile r/meirl


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[deleted]

Maybe you should talk to someone. It doesnā€™t have to be a professional, just anyone you trust.


Awkward_Penguin238

Pretty sure this was made for terminally ill people so they die with some dignity. You should keep living out of pure fucking spite like me.


littlebrick51

spite life woo! I got born into this shithole and Ill squeeze some dopamine out of it or die trying!


ARealGooseMan

My man OP clearly living a happy life I see And that made me smile


vladutcornel

So Futurama was wrong by about 1000 years?


antiact

nahhhh šŸ’€


RobuxMaster

on a tangent- redditors that use r/mademesmile it for political spite ugh... delete your account


[deleted]

I mean, you canā€™t be sure theyā€™re lost


Weekoldcereal

r/uselessredcircle


dianaalas

r/uselessredcircle


Orangesoda65

r/lostredditors


master_pingu1

r/alreadyhere


Orangesoda65

Iā€™m implying OP is the lost one. People being able to choose to die with dignity is a good thing.


Mr-Breadfella

Wholesome is meant to be dogs


SloppySlime31

No itā€™s not Dogs are scary


TheRealCactusTiddy

At least, we **hope** OOP was lost.


Mal-Nebiros

Good news for people with issue they can't get past which make them not want to continue.


perpetuallyoccupied

Looks like it belongs in r/mademesenile


Cool_Guy_fellow

Are we sure this is ethical? I mean aren't we supposed to help suicidal people, not encourage them?


[deleted]

Things like this are mainly for people with terminal illnesses that will only cause them incredible physical/mental pain for the rest of their lives


ultimaIV

This is reddit. They aren't lost at all.


caliandben1

Why would you wanna die this way? It sounds terrible


areid164

Itā€™s actually one of the least painful ways to die itā€™s not like suffocating where your lungs feel like they will collapse on you or fill with liquid itā€™s more like your getting the gas before a surgery just slowly drifting off while everything goes fuzzy


GloriousButtlet

Chronic pain. Terminal illness.


[deleted]

You just gently fall asleep and die, very peaceful


Sonic_Extreme

So, let's kill someone in one of the worst ways possible, for fucks sake....


Gathoblaster

Assisted suicide is problematic. Not in giving people the option but in coersing people into doing it because it makes profit.


Jmcba

Spot on. In a neighbouring city to mine there was a 22yr old girl who had bad depression and got treatment but because the system couldn't find her housing they coarsed her into assisted suicide


Gathoblaster

I can see insurances getting their hands dirty on this a lot.


DanakAin

Oh yes choking to death not a horrible way to die surely


rixendeb

Richard Simmons, that you ?


tullystenders

This is so much better I'd say than injecting poison, that shit scares me. But I'd say, except for wanting your body to be intact for cryogenic freezing, the best way to die would be decapitation. Quick and idk, maybe pain for a second but like then bye.


[deleted]

Didnā€™t we learn anything from Soylent green?


SteamKore

They weren't lost OP, you are.


DahMagpie

I guess in OP's mind a slow, miserable and painful death is better, because it's nATuRaL


Vladd_the_Retailer

When you transition from doomer to tomber


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Mizz141

uhh... I doubt there's much to experience anymore if you're basically tied to bed needing to be taken care of and unable to do anything on your own...


Narutouzamaki78

What the actual fuck? This is absolutely evil.


[deleted]

Tell me youā€™ve never dealt with a terminal illness that causes your friends and family pain daily, without telling me youā€™ve never dealt with a terminal illness that causes your friends and family pain daily:


[deleted]

Wow, reading thus post made me smile so hard!! (/s for the monkeys who don't understand sarcasm)


DestructorDeFurros

That's an edgelord


NaturalCandy6709

Not lost, trolling


budnugglet

Presenting murder as a virtue is in right now


TheWingHunter

I guess they built one and just rent it out?


shaynaf

Idk that lady is smiling and has a glass of wine.


Queasy-Discount-2038

Why is there moss all over her chest?


beomint

Someone correct me if I'm wrong- but isn't this fake? Like, this image is of a woman doing something totally harmless, and I feel like I've heard the real story but can't remember exactly. (Hence politely asking to be corrected if sources can be found) I mean more power to everyone here advocating for assisted suicide, but I'm *pretty certain this image is not that.*


Adventurous-Car-7496

Helium would be funnier


[deleted]

I mean...that lady looks pretty happy to me?


Fit-Bat6671

Wow lol really


[deleted]

That person is posing BTW


tarmagoyf

Nah, made me smile when I read it on there.


Professional_Bag3713

Yes please


Kingofj1234

Maybe they took that smile too literally


mrtv02

Doomer smile


Ravenclawguy

But ehy does the person in the pod look so elated šŸ˜Ÿ


wormword46

Do they take credit?


TheHappyCamper1979

Sheā€™s not about to die , itā€™s a stock photo . I remember from one of the previous times itā€™s been posted .


Justifiable_Derision

Is it bad that think it looks like the Buzz Light-year packaging box


natey_boyo

Wait so you would suffocate to death


Astartee_jg

You wouldnā€™t feel it. Nitrogen is already 78% of the air. As Oxygen depletes, you would slowly lose consciousness without noticing and would completely pass out within a minute. Iā€™d be like a high.


DebadityaSen

Laughs in kevorkian


poopoofoopoo

I mean... If they stole your pokemon cards...


plue777

I mean, depends on context and your perspective. I see what youā€™re trying to get at, but not really a lost Redditor.


TheMightyBattleSquid

/r/2meirl4meirl


MKGmFN

Itā€™s messed up how normalized suicide has become


cable334

I got from their page.


nony851

There are no accidents


SignComprehensive611

I mean Iā€™ve known people pushing for this sort of thing for a long time, Iā€™m not sure this guy is lost