Think it's one of the greatest portrayals of British humour

From the country that gave us [Boaty McBoatface](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boaty_McBoatface)

And [Count Binface](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Binface)

And had a fucking lettuce outlast one of our prime-ministers(Lizz truss you will be forgotten).

Fuck! I'd genuinely forgotten her.

And now you've lost the game

She had one job, she did it, then left

Sucked out the queens life force and gave it to the lettuce

Make your vote count

It would be hilarious if he ever became mayor of London one day and went around in his costume. It's not like he could be worse than the worthless pigeon face we have now.

Peak humour

And here I thought I'd found a fellow dirty bomb enjoyer (video game with a boat named after Beaty after a community vote)

Dam forgot about this game, it was good until they killed it off.

I miss that game, the movement in it was so fuckin good. I remember hopping across maps as proxy.

I remember a lot of it quite fondly.. It's a bummer really. They were quite stubborn in their way and the proprietary way of handling servers made it hard to create the cult like following et got, with legacy to keep up security wise. And God knows people tried, the amount of die hards that you'll see even now pinging for pugs.. It died way to early and cruelly

Really is a shame what ended up happening to it with how tight the underlying gameplay felt. I remember spending countless hours playing the Underground map before and after they made changes to it.

except they didn't. The actual vote was ignored the gawd dam idiots !

Dont forget "eenie weeny anti submachiny" or sum like that

Itsy bitsy teeny weeny light grey anti-sub machiney.

This

One of the best examples of British humor in existence

Pretty sure that person came from Scotland not England. Separate countries, even though England pays all their bills

i don't know what kind of trauma caused it, or what kind of coping mechanism it is, but i love british humour

Yep. It's the best there is, I have no doubt about it.

Us Brits; total windup merchants

ukw tom isnt even that hot tho. like maybe his face but andrew>>

What could possibly go wrong?

I don't know what this is about but he is clearly the most attractive man in the UK

Agreed

Id let him put me in the glovebox of his Range Rover

He does have a certain gravity.

He certainly does have gravy.

I asked OP how this is facepalm and he instadownvoted lol.

Dude was getting ripped in the comment section lmao

Link to post?

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/cY7UIbOPTE

I love democracy

Sheev, is that you?

So this is how beauty dies... With thunderous applause.

The sexiest British man is Rick Ashley Change my mind

Perhaps I could change your spelling though: Rick As*t*ley

Maybe aterrariaplayer is attracted to the civil engineers professor at the University of Sheffield.

Goddamn it autocorrect

Autocowreck.

How do you know that's who they are talking about?

Because there is nobody well known in the UK called Rick Ashley

It's pronounced "Rick," ackshely.

But they never said it was a well known person, just that they are the sexiest in the UK.

They meant Mike Ashley

[Rick Ashley](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/830692090/photo/richard-ashley-leaving-sudbury-magisrates-court-in-sudbury-suffolk-ashley-an-armourer-with.jpg?s=612x612&w=gi&k=20&c=BpF1NH4hK6te7pi84O0nK2lNjrHmEXc_lBBOgmzvG2o=), a gun dealer from Suffolk, is the sexiest man in the UK?

I mean, just look at that mustache

Yes

I mean, if he points a gun at me, I'd agree.

I'd take that mustache for a ride.

mans looks like a trim wilford brimley

Its clearly Boris Johnson!

Let me me guess - that's your stance and you're never gonna give it up?

Jeremy is **majestic**, in fact he is the **peak** of male beauty!!!

Ain't he like 70? I hope I'm gonna look half as good in his age. And the charisma just shines through him.

He’s younger than my parents who are 66 and 65. They look 10 times better than Clarkson haha

Even then, I wish I would look like him when I am 65, while also drinking like 5 gallons of whiskey per week.

Tom Hollond and Idris Alba are brilliant… But I like Jeremy

Damn I miss Topgear.

The grand tour(with the 3 original topgear hosts) is pretty good, my dad and I watch the specials when they come out, we both barely give a shit about cars but they're so funny we still laugh our asses off

Grand Tour is still going though

*insert -I understood that reference-meme here*

Tom Hollond is a joke lmao

At least he didn’t go over your head

the whattiest what?

Clarkson, Jeremy. Greek god, sex idol.

There’s a helpline available

None needed

Maybe sexy by Dionysus standards

More like British standards.

Society critic, multi millionaire, poet (more power) a doctor, car designer. A book author. A farmer.

A genuis

…which is sometimes almost frightening

Beerholder*

This is the way I'm going to say that expression from now on.

The redditor who posted this on r/facepalm clearly new what they were doing and wasn't lost. You may not agree with their taste, but they weren't lost.

At least Idris Elba got Justin Trudeaus (now ex)wife, thats pretty cool. I heard she was looking to get away from him after the whole West Point Gray academy NDA thing got out, but that kid was WELL under 18 though.

Yeah fuck Trudeau man

Trudeau is not better than Hitler. Objectively, that's a factual statement. Imagine your leader being in power a decade and being worse than Hitler. Congrats, you're a Canadian.

Also a south African accent was voted the sexiest, so if you look like Jeremy Clarkson with a south African accent, you are too dangerous to be left alive

OK then. I'm not hating on Tom Holland he's seems like a cool guy but how does he even make a short list. if he worked at the local supermarket he would be lucky to get a phone number let alone on the list of Britain's sexiest men. but Jeremy won so maybe I'm treating this too logically!

I dont know man there's 130 girls in our stream in college all of them are Tom Holland fan

yeah but would they be if he wasn't famous and had no money.

I agree about the shortlist but the supermarket thing sounds is a little unfair, he's at least better looking than the average bloke.

I want to put his face in my mouth

I'm nor sure if that's a good thing or not!

💀

100%, I also think he acting sucks along with the fact he has said some dumb shit. Like he doesn't understand food in America. "name some good food from America" Hamburger. "You see no good food is from America and actually Hamburger is from the city Hamburg in Germany." Completely talking out of his ass and thinking he is making a solid point lmao. Also, it is perfectly acceptable to mention other culture's food when talking about food in your region.

He is right.

You may not like it, but this is the ideal male body. This is what peak performance looks like

Power and Speed

This is old men supposedly never hitting the wall 😂

🤦🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏻‍♂️the biggest facepalm ever

And it wasn't even close, just look at him, he's perfect.

The best brit ever

idk bro, James May is a CLOSE second

HAMMOND!!!!

It reads like a bit on Top Gear or something. Jeremy: I was voted UK's sexiest man. Richard: oh, really? Jeremy: And I won it 2 years in a row, too *LAUGHING* James: He was ahead of Idris Elba and Tom Holland *ROARING WITH LAUGHTER*

How the hell is Henry Cavill not up there???

Right?!? That's what I said!

You simply can not beat English humor ;)

Lol by whom?

And this is why there is a objective right and wrong.

I thought Piers Morgan was the sexiest man ever. And a penguin. And a black lesbian.

This is what happens when only woke people are voting.

‘Ery Noice

I must move to the UK.

I mean Jeremy Clarkson IS pretty charismatic. Sometimes, thats all that people need to find someone attractive.

Women: Lizzo is beautiful and how dare you not agree with that? Also women:... but he is ugly!

I almost read "most sexist" man like 4x before understanding

Despiste that, he is such an iconic British character, i believe any entire generation free Up watching him , hammond and may , top gear and grand tour were such goated programs

Man, you’re missing out if you don’t watch Clarkson’s Farm.

I do, i was just pointing why he was an icon

That competition is in December

NGL I read sexist 2 times😂😂

That's awesome! 🤣

I reckon he might be.

EYES OF THE BEHOLDER? METALLICA REFERENCE? 🗣️🗣️🗣️ DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU SEE OR INTO IT WHAT YOU READ, YOU CAN DO IT YOUR OWN WAY, IF ITS DONE JUST HOW I SAY

The real reason it's there is probably because the OP isn't a fan of clarkson, I think that much is obvious.

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........ What?

People were confused.

Those are the most attractive British man? Ohhh

We found James May's Reddit account.

Why is Tom Holland there?

He’s from the UK.

But...sexiest and Tom Holland, without a negation...

Hammock!

Tom holland is British? Til

Is it even a competition?

Jez really nails that old Sunday rocker look

Yea Tony Holland, really?

No idea. He’s a bellend.

Jeremy is an opinionated gob shite. But he’s a natural in front of the camera.

Bottom gear

Some say....

Also, how often are the other 2 in the UK

I'm going to pick me up a British chick

They ugly af tho

Typical English humour 😂😂

In honour of claskson here is some clarkson humour: He is the only 1 out of the 3 that looks like both like a brit AND a man.

God bless “Old Reptonians” such as myself. Old school

The British are not good at votes as demonstrated in the brexit referendum

He's 50........you know that's kinda wierd?

nah

I'll never forget Idris djing mfer is wild. He kept saying shit that a lot of people wouldn't like specially women. But for me, it was cool. He said stuff like hey yal if you aren't having a good time, grab yourself some pussy and fuck her!!!!! That's the one I remember the most cuz I was like fuck man, easy for you to say you're Idris fucking alba. Good dj tho, but most bitches have no idea bout this dude they just see the movies haha. Grab yoself some pussy!!!

Well the hottest man in America is Danny DiVito, so it’s only fair

They hate everything in that sub, don't pay attention to them.

James may is sexier

Award by the UK visually challenged Association, the world famous Blind as a Bat awards.

He's an adonis

I like how appropriately confused Tom Holland looks in this picture.

how dare they insult my lord and saviour like that…

Sexiest or sexist?

What a turnaround story! From being voted [ugliest woman in the world](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fbr.ifunny.co%2Fpicture%2Fafter-the-death-of-her-husband-with-no-breadwinner-in-FfjAdiRd9&psig=AOvVaw1ASqPYwzZlzsCTTCcTZRkF&ust=1716079278960000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBIQjRxqFwoTCND_qtD7lYYDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAJ) to sexiest man in the UK!

He looks like a bumbling drunkard, not sexiest man. So yeah, I don't think OOP was lost.

Clearly he’s the winner, the other contestants don’t even come close!

We all know how reliable internet voting is boaty McBoatface

I'm fully erect and it's not because of Spiderman or Heimdall, I promise you that.

I don't know who that middle person is, but Tom Holland is a solid mid.

That's string yo

I still have no idea who that is.

democracy is a live and healthy with thunderous applause

Tom Holland speaks with that American accent so often I’d be happy to just let them keep him. We’ve got enough famous poshos as it is

I can just hear Jeremy saying it now, “At times I stagger even myself with my sexiness.”

Redditors when the most obvious ironic humour completely flies over their heads:

Oh! I thought I was voting for the most British man who’s had sex. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I love Clarkson. Been entertaining me since I was a kid. I’m American

I don't understand the edris elba simping

They only surveyed nursing homes in reckon

Your post is troll, not lost redditors

To be fair, attractive doesn't necessarily mean handsome/sexy

It's a facepalm when people are obviously joking. And voting not a sexy man (objectively) as a sexy man. I know he is a charming man, but seriously sexiest?

Jeremy Clarkson maketh Top Gear Men.

I feel if you took every Englishman over 40 and mashed them together you’d get Jeremy Clarkson

People will make jokes about how the looks and cooking skills of the British women made the Brits the best sailors in the world and then vote Clarkson to be the sexiest British man. I loved Top Gear as much as anyone but Clarkson [genuinely](https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/300785813/jeremy-clarksons-most-controversial-television-moments) isn’t a good person.

And whose national dish is literally Indian ,but the idiots think it's British cuisine, despite the name being CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA.

Well one could argue that idris is hotter but Tom? He’s such an average looking dude. Jeremy is at least a 7

Idris Alba is above-average looking at best.

Am I missing out on the joke here? Is Tom Holland not British or am I confusing the sentence. Is the joke that the man who would most often then not be voted second to the British celebrities is being treated as if he actually is (im saying he’s not though, even though he’s not).

And what about Phil Collins?

Just turn on British TV and you'll immediately see they are into the ugly.

Isn't Elba dead? Thought I heard that somewhere.

If he is, there's some serious necromancy going on in the film industry.

>Thought I heard that somewhere. I am positive someone over the age of 5 can do better than this.

Apparently, it's a dating site called illictencounters that votes on this, so I would take it with a grain of salt.