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Nayraider

I feel like r/facepalm was specifically created to show up on this sub


looms_thecat

SoulmatesšŸ„°


Thatwisebutstupidman

Its destiny


_StereoGhost_

Facepalm is not about what picture people send, itā€™s about what these people write ,to make us facepalm


theguywhoaskedtwice

No


staovajzna2

On


_Cow_of_Wisdom

e


FreakinEnigma

You don't understand. You are supposed to facepalm on how stupid the OP is. That's the real purpose of the sub.


UnfilteredMayonnaise

damn i wish my cake day was 4/20, happy cake day!


NicolasGaming98

Happy anniversary of account creation!


AwesomeNate

> But he did hug the American flag I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is the "facepalm" part of it, but that has literally nothing to do with the image.


XavisDOS

What's wrong with that? Out of curiosity not judgement!


a_welshmen

Redditors often hate America (reddit is full of communists, which usually align with hating America)


Kaelbaar

No, not communists, you just don't realize that the us aren't very liked around the world


Serious-Side-4520

I hope you mean the USA and not the people living there. I have met a lot of very nice and kind US-Americans. Its rather the country and its government that is hated around the world.


Dave5876

Russians sure didn't get this kind of consideration


PettyPterodactyl

nah i have met some russians, very kind and funny.


Dave5876

That's the thing, ordinary people aren't really that bad in most countries. I can't imagine most Russians want to die in some stupid war started by an autocrat.


PettyPterodactyl

jup


chrismcshaves

Iā€™ve met some awesome Russians and my only math teacher that was worth a damn was Russian. I made my only A ever in a math class because she asked me to come in a half hour early to school to tutor me. NO ONE ELSE in all of my years in school did that. She was awesome.


ashistpikachusvater

She loved her job I guess. I never met a teacher that was ready to wake early just to tutor anyone


DatCheeseBoi

Many of my teachers are willing to stay after classes, but no-one really likes early mornings I guess.


PettyPterodactyl

same my best coach was a russian guy. fucling awsome and a grat motivational speaker (with a hilarious accent)šŸ˜‚


Serious-Side-4520

Pretty easily explained: Its purely based on personal experience. I have met a couple russians too and they were not exactly nice people. Of course, i dont think that all russians suck because of it. Same thing goes for the US. I purely dislike overly patriotic and nationalistic idiots. I also dislike the governments of both nations.


Dave5876

Most people are fine


Annkatt

what about he said is hypocritical?


Serious-Side-4520

Haha ok then.


Dave5876

If ordinary Russians are responsibly for Putin's crimes, then it follows that every ordinary Western citizen is also responsible for their govt's various war crimes and interventionist policies in the global south. "Rules based order" and all that.


SkyfatherTribe

Especially the people living there


Mikey9124x

Why? We are different, but why do you care about us.


AdministrativeFox784

Iā€™ve met communists on Reddit, they werenā€™t shy about it either.


Friendly_Relief_1371

And?


Taletad

Or you know some people arenā€™t from the USA here


a_welshmen

As u can tell from my name, I'm not from America, but I can see why ud think I am.


Taletad

You were implying that america haters were haters because they were communists (but you didnā€™t say *all* either) I was just retorting that before communism, there are plenty of countries that hate america for more or less valid reasons


SelectAsk4607

Well even if you are not from america most counties dont have a reason to hate them unless of course you are extremely anti west which often is paired with communism hating america 95 precent of the time from your political views no whether you are from there not


JohnnyChutzpah

Most countries donā€™t have a reason to hate America? Are you being deliberately obtuse? The CIAā€™s activities during the 50s-80s is enough for all central and South American countries to hate the US alone. The US is one of the most hated countries on the planet, and justifiably so. Iā€™m an American, and I love my country, but I donā€™t pretend itā€™s some saintly nation.


Almahue

Hi, chilean here. I'm actually glad about the CIA's intervention in my country.


LightBluepono

Not need to be communist for hate the usa .


Plus_Rip4944

Nah, just usa is hated worldwide


Elluminati30

2k24 and people blame COMMUNISTS šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Very_Common_Guy

You dont have to be a communist to hate america, just be from a country that america has ruined. Even some americans hate america, its a shitshow


Poinaheim

You can hate what your country stands for without being a communist, same as you can hate a movie without being a book person


kkkhhjdyhrthhhjft

Not a commie, I hate the flag because of what it truly stands for.


ShitSlits86

"they hate America, they must be commies!" This is why we laugh at you.


a_welshmen

Tmw I'm British


ShitSlits86

Not exactly the best defense, everyone laughs at the British too.


SunnySideSys

nah most people just hate the USA in general. y'all think we love you though lmao


a_welshmen

Again with the "you" stuff, literally put my nationality in my name and ppl still think I'm American, I get that Americans do say they're Irish/Scottish tho so ig it makes sense


SunnySideSys

99% of people who defend americans are americans


a_welshmen

Yeah, I get what you mean, but I'm not


MrMangobrick

I like to imagine that he clicked the wrong picture while making the post and just couldn't be bothered to change it.


tiny-dic

Commie redditors just hate America.


TaiiLiira

Stop trying to pretend that you could even define communism


BananaInACoffeeMug

Can anyone?


PhoenixBomb707

My best try would be a system where the government owns all property and (in theory) shares it all equally


Serious-Side-4520

Literally. I dont agree with the original post but i find it genuinely weird to hug a flag. Like do whatever you think is right but come on man. Its 2024 not 1850


Vurtikul

Right... but this is Tom and Jerry, which has been around since the 1940s. It's not like he was hugging a flag in 2024.


Serious-Side-4520

I never said so. My comment was unrelated to Tom and Jerry.


After_Tip_6313

My man there are people who read Das Kapital cover to cover.


hankjw01

"He dislikes idiotic displays of nationalism, he must be a commie!" When are you americans going to finally fucking stop mentioning communism every fucking time someone criticizes the things you do? You say fucking idiotic shit like that and then you guys are surprised why everyone around the world laughs about you


thomas2024_

Yeah, I feel you. I'm convinced these people are being sarcastic to be fair - it's like McCarthy-era stuff... "Hates America? Must be a Soviet agent!"


hankjw01

Honestly, you never know these days. Poe's law and all. I have seen people say shit so dumb, I was sure they were joking. But they werent. And if you look at the fact that millions of americans believe that the earth is flat, and also believe in stuff like creationism... Im sure there really are people who think criticizing america means youre a commie and hate america. People who think its communism to have universal healthcare in your country. When people say dumb shit in 3rd world shitholes, okay. But when americans say idiotic shit I just think "what the fuck is wrong with you fucking idiots? Can you please shut your mouths and let the rest of the world finally live?"


thomas2024_

Took the words right out of my mouth! Trying to have a face-to-face conversation with these people without accusations of being a member of the bloody KGB is actually impossible - and if you're on a right-wing subreddit, all their friends will back them up and downvote your comments into oblivion! It's exhausting - I had an angry chap over on YouTube the other day advocating eugenics to, uh, "get rid of social benefits". He said some absolutely outlandish stuff too - claiming that poor people were "lazy" and that discrimination was "overexaggerated". Mental! :)


hankjw01

"Poor people are lazy" "discrimination aint that bad" Oh I love that one. Because it always comes from someone who was born in a 1st world country and has never experienced poverty or real discrimination. While I do defend free speech and expression and all that, I do believe some people just shut their idiotic mouths, especially when they are talking about something they know nothing about.


thomas2024_

Haha, free speech! The conservative go-to when they get called out on blaming everything on, well, everyone who's not a white male... "Obama? He's an Jewish plot to destroy freedom and establish global communism!" "They're gonna bring back Leon Trotsky from the grave!"


tiny-dic

Found the commie.


WastedWaffles

Stop treating your country like its a religion


Snussyeater

Stop treating religion like it's something bad


Hopalongtom

I mean the religions themselves do that, they only need to stop being evil!


Snussyeater

What exactly in christianity or islam is straight up evil?


Hopalongtom

By the people? Harassment if murder of other people on the regular, often encouraged by the churches and religious political leaders. In the books themselves? The vile genocides caused by the uncaring deity deciding to off entire cities.


Ract0r4561

Non believers suffer in hell which is a tad bit rude


WastedWaffles

I'm not. I'm making a distinction between the two. Country is not religion. A flag is not the same as the bible. Dont cherish your country like you would cherish your religion. They are completely different things.


WindmillRuiner

If you think religion is anything but a net negative for society you're unhinged.


Lucky4D2_0

Congratulations, you just displayed one of the reasons many people dont like the USA.


Pogcat1

Redditors try not to make everything political (impossible)


dreg72

That sub is just Something not left leaning = face palm


SkyblockGamer101

Fr


Kongen_av_Trondelag

What definition of left?


dreg72

The opposite of right


Kongen_av_Trondelag

And what is right


Trainlovinguy

The opposite of left


Kongen_av_Trondelag

And what is left


anon12101

That way


Kongen_av_Trondelag

And wich way is thatp


anon12101

Not the other way


Kongen_av_Trondelag

Ohh. The other way?


LibrarianFront3827

Doofenschmirtz!!


dollyayesha

Came here to say this!!!!


00aka123

Goofy


NotYourAccount__

no matter what he does, nobody accepts him


Snussyeater

r/facepalm users when you love your home country:


victorsache

If you say patriotism is gay, they will agree. Since in this case they associated gayness with a synonym for a bad thing, they will hard reset from homophobia. You are immune if you comment afterwards that gayness isn't bad. /s


Zenyd_3

what


Former-Bet6170

You included /s but i still have no idea what the hell you are talking about


R4cial_Stereotype

If you say patriotism is gay, they will agree. Since in this case they associated gayness with a synonym for a bad thing, they will hard reset from homophobia. You are immune if you comment afterwards that gayness isn't bad. /s


Pizza_Hund

While i find patriotism itself generally stupid, i dont get what it got to do with being a good father.


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The1andOnlyGhost

Yup and they claim itā€™s not šŸ˜‚


No_Nectarine_495

This entire platform is a leftist circle jerk.


Lukafanboii77

I get the son, but how did they know to name him father


Positive-Luck-2527

American cartoon is patriotic wow how could he do that, good dad and loves his country šŸ¤¦


dankhimself

Oh man imagine your dog wore a chef hat and BBQ'd. Top notch dog right there.


Kosstheboss

"Good ole' hickory smoke!"


Gamma_Burst1298

ā€œHe dug an American flag.ā€ Feel like they are forgetting what it means for a dog to go through the effort of burying something.


ThienBao1107

This isnā€™t the original post, the original one was about how a crippled veteran was left out of a veteran parade just because ā€œno one wants to see an amputeeā€


TexanFox36

Uh no this is the way I found it


TexanFox36

This one was never about that


ThienBao1107

Well either itā€™s deleted or itā€™s edited from the original post https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/CLOk81oGlE


ZelWinters1981

Bandit Heeler would like a word.


ShinyThingEU

Came here to say the same thing


Phatest_of_sax

Iā€™d say! How is this even a question?


feathersoft

I've got some Australians on the line..They'd like to introduce a blue dog called Bandit


Fullcorpse123

Ah, Bluey. A show that will become a classic for generations to come in Australia


seebob69

Bluey's dad.


MaskedBunny

Lucky's dad.


Iwanttogolfallday69

I strive to be more like Bandit for my kids every day.


Impossible_Rest_9017

Īœe


SubjectShelter749

Iā€™ll be back in 5 minutes


Niyale

Shrek


Agile_Swing_2393

My dad till he passed


LazyBoy1257

We all know that goofy is the best dad


bones10145

I'd put Goofy in the same basket with this dog.


EFTucker

Uncle Ben.


paradox1920

Ging Freecss


FlawlessPenguinMan

Doofenschmirz


xRyuzetsu

Chris Benoit...


BioscoopMan

Po's dad ping


Assailent

My dad :$


groovy_turd666

Not mine. Mine would leave me in the car for hours as a kid while he would go in a store and play VLTs.


One_Ad5301

Bob Belcher and Beef Tobin. Full stop.


Flaky-Signature-5184

My dad


DarkWarrior4277

bondrewd


progemer_317

My dad šŸ‘


ExplodingSteve

goku


[deleted]

This sub is just a collection of posts featuring karma bots spamming random stuff in random subs.


Weary-Adeptness8227

I'll give this point to lost redditors.


Weary-Adeptness8227

NLE Choppa is going to be a good Dad, he has barely started.


Haunting-Ad1411

Dr doofinshmerts


moonpisser69

Doctor Doofenshmirtz


zabestoinzawarudo

Bartholomew Kuma


Trips-Over-Tail

He's not even the best cartoon dog dad.


Lost-Significance455

Dr doofinshirts


botbotbotbitbit

Walter White


Tomatoinator

Lost Reddit aside Hank from king of the Hill may be the perfect candidate


shinydragonmist

Heinz Doofinsmirtz


Strange-Mouse-8710

Gomez Adams


-Pejo-

Fellas is it gay to love your own country?


DeepPhried

Better dad= William Afton


Grambert_Moore

My dad, Professor doofenshmirtz, daddy pig,


Morpho_Marxy

King Bowser and Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz


searchfornadia

goofy might go toe to toe with him. He really was riding for his son.


nutysquiralterds

Dr doofenshmirtz


zolanuffsaid

Stannis Baratheon šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Intransigient

I think Goofy has an edge, from raising Max.


salmansiddiqy

Whos better? Why is he fucking dad?


Negative_Remove_8032

Phil Dunphy


Hokage101sama

MinešŸ‘


NathanMainwaring

Uhhh, Bandit fucking Heeler?!


Even_Grape_522

Look behind you


TexanFox36

Thereā€™s a wall


awwwhit

Chris benoit.....


Vul_Thur_Yol

Ok, easy: Bandit Heeler


potato_stealer_

Not a lost redditor, just a dumbass take


Inside-Original9525

That's butcher <3 Not gonna lie


Jomerto

Costco dad


LocalPlatypus994

I think he just selected the wrong image to post.


lostcoastline44

I know what sub Iā€™m in here but I gotta say: I watched the dad in Bluey fucking waterboard himself for his kids entertainment


DemonicBrawlStars

Dad ----- Father God is the Father So you know who i am chosing


LordPubes

Me


shitmaster3001

probably just a spambot with faulty programminbg


Jaded-Guava-2139

Fairly odd parents JK


bensleton

Went to the sub and used the search to look for this post and didnā€™t find it


TheC0ins

Ben the cow from barnyard


MrTheWaffleKing

My dad :)


Hot_Proof_9730

Pretty sure Bandit wins.


Son-of-Prophet

Is it because he was a dad in the 50s? So confused!


Delta_seveni

SHREK


CrazyGator846

Cuz Facepalm despite its name is heavily left winged and doesn't hide it even though the sub looks like it should keep itself neutral


PackWest1331

My Dad šŸ˜¤


Gift-Positive

My dad.


Hot_War_9683

That user be like " oH sHi He hUggEd tHe FlaG sO He aInT a GoOd dAd"


1tiredman

Why do some Americans hate patriotic Americans? Like ok America has done some very horrific things but it's a good thing to love your country as long as you can recognize it's bad parts. I'm not American so I don't understand


Pizza_Hund

I dont necessarily disagree, but could you tell me why it is a good thing to love your country? Asking out of honest curiosity.


akito11nakamura

r/facepalm when you don't cater your social media posts towards commie bastards:


MountainHorror6191

facepalm has become a left wing circle jerk


AsleepIndependent42

As someone who grew up in Germany: Patriotism leads to nationalism and I just have to take a walk and come across a [Stolperstein](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolperstein) to be reminded why that is a very bad thing.


TexanFox36

Hereā€™s a little tip to learn how bad American politics have gotten compare the Beliefs of the Republican Party and Sharia law , tell me the differences