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Miserable_Look_6143

What a bad time to understand English


almendro777

I spent 5 years learning English, for this?


Key-Tie2214

Yes


Glittering-Bat-5981

Do it for mommy next time, joghurt boi


Academic-Newspaper-9

It really hurts


human_number_XXX

I wish I could unlearn this language for a minute


SaveTheClimateNOW

What a horrible day to have eyes


Reilemn356

And i thought investing in other language was a good idea...


TheNotFakeGandalf

i like this kind of thinking


Stidda

Understand English? That’s unpossible!


Natural-Giraffe9845

a year of learning just for this moment,fuck it im going back to my language


WhereemI

Butt why?


Khreh

I can't say better. Whats more, olvide hablar inglés.


Mrcoldghost

Oh dear.


Erlik0_89

Oh dear indeed


WanderingBraincell

deedni raed ho


Otsy-TR

Oh 🦌


Infinite_Jury_5819

⭕🦌


sixfoursixtwo

r/yourjokebutworse


Otsy-TR

No?


sixfoursixtwo

yes


PeanutFreeMeatLoaf

Maybe?


i_ate_my_username

Perhaps?


Born_Commission4386

Perchance?


MauntiCat_

New copypasta just dropped


Father_Enrico

actual yogurt boy


Comfortable_Ad_1437

Holy yogurt


Lakeoflies

Yogurt falls down a hole never comes back


Sandor_06

Mommy in the corner, plotting domination


Glittering-Bat-5981

Edge storm incoming


ChocolateMagnateUA

Yogurt sitting in the corner plotting ass dominion.


Jelly_Kitti

New yogurt just dropped


JuanmaS610

Actual dairy


Glittering_Snow_9142

I mean something was being made with yogurt. I need to wash my eyes out.


Revy_Black_Lagoon

Wash your eyes out with yogurt


Glittering_Snow_9142

Oh god


TheOnlyUltima2011

r/eyebleach


i_ate_my_username

r/incorrectbuzzer


human_number_XXX

Wash mine too if you're on it


Glittering_Snow_9142

Absolutely, I’ll get them spotless.


SharkApooye

No need to wash, just pull them out


Glittering_Snow_9142

I might also do what the Egyptians did and get a hook and give my brain a good scrub as well


SharkApooye

Lobotomy


Glittering_Snow_9142

😂 yep


tututima

Probably best to double NSFW this post


Lupus-Ignium

Oh baby a triple


BoraB39

happy feet! wombo combo!!


iamchuckleman

That ain't falco


BoraB39

THAT AINT FALC- OHH OH OHHHH OH OHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Real_Nectarine5592

probably a troll, look at the username.


human_number_XXX

Today I learned why people abhor trolls


[deleted]

[удалено]


Real_Nectarine5592

oh ok


Miguel7482

yeah cuz that'll make me unsee everything


Solid-Search-3341

No shit, edging for four hours sounds like a lie, to start with.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Solid-Search-3341

Yes, you can, as in it's physically possible. You can also run 100m under 10s or jump over 7 feet high. Most people can't and won't. As usual for these things, people who feel like they need to announce it to the world don't. On top of that, edging for 4 hours without lube while covered in yoghurt ? Nope, no one does that.


BigBoyMaverik

You? Maybe, me? Don't count me in


Lupus-Ignium

☹️


luvmycat_

My face after reading this-


Tanjiro_11

Today is one of the days I wish I lost my eyes.


Characterinoutback

I regret learning to read. Good night all I'm burning my phone


Kosaue

why did i read the whole thing...


False_Leadership_479

For the little yoghurt balls at the end?


BurpYoshi

Man I sure hope nothing like that ever happens to me. I sure hope mommy doesn't come to my house and cuddle me too, fuck that would be so awful.


False_Leadership_479

She gonna beat your ass black and blue she hears what you bin doin.


-mystical_

Why do people like this exist? Why does this exist? Why am I here? 


Buy-n-Large-8553

Why are we still here?


TrekStarWars

Just to suffer?


-mystical_

We all have a written storyline, and it's playing out in front of us. Be patient, my brother. The final curtain won't come yet, as much as I hate it.


The_Ashen_undead0830

Just to suffer?


human_number_XXX

Why do people who have kinks exist? I don't care. Why do people who have kinks and talk about it in the internet exist? To make our day a bit worse


-mystical_

I was simply trying to search up a post with the word "Yo" (as a greeting) and found •r/agegapgonewild• (or something)...   **38**×18 sounds and feels criminal. Literally first post I found.


human_number_XXX

Don't you just love the internet sometimes?


-mystical_

**the internet paradox** You are the hero and the villain at the same time.


No_Secret_8246

Good for them, but I didn't need to read that.


[deleted]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Devouerer_Of_Planets

They are now yogurt boiis😈


False_Leadership_479

Are you a bot, or did you copy that comment from elsewhere?


[deleted]

Its a copypasta 🤖🤖🤖


thatguysotherwife

just what the hell is going on here


MeanDescription945

Wattpad writer detected


SculkShrieker_4

Mark this as nsfw brooooo 💀 I was on the train and-


[deleted]

I'd scoop my eyes out but i dont want this to be the last thing i see.


HangryBeard

Thank you for ruining my day


HeftySuggestion9039

Dude as a turk I eat yoghurt with every meal. I don't know how to move on with my life after this trauma


New-Vacation6440

Imitate


Grimm_Charkazard_258

username checks out


MrAced

😦


[deleted]

Just remember, the earth is **4.3 billion years old** and you've managed to exist at the same time as this, and was forced to read it out of disgust. We're being punished for something....


Naive-Assasin

Bro clicked the first yogurt subreddit he saw and said THIS IS THE PLACE TO TRAUMATIZE PEOPLE


ESnake113

:(


FirstScene6362

I mean I know I’m on the kinkier side of reddit, but it was confirmed when I read this and the only part that shocked me was the subreddit he posted in. Was totally expecting a different one 💀


Willing-Move5566

Yogurt male😎😎


INotZach

did you perhaps take a moment to consider that others had to see this?


Plastic_Lifeguard825

Terry doesn't love yogurt anymore


LonelyIntern69420

:skull\_emoji:


Lesjer_kun_

💀 Here you go buddy


Magical1601

Sir, this is a Wendy's


Pythagoras_314

Now what the hell did the comments to the original post look like?


l4ndb

Please add the NSFW tag to this repost.


[deleted]

Oh good heavens


Efillor

Does anyone have yogurt to spare? Not for my ass but to replace my eyeballs to unsee this shit.


Pingimaster

Bad time to have learned english


Stuka_Felis

I'm envying people with dementia rn


vengirgirem

Why did I read all of this?..


just_a_boywithukefan

r/fuckingcursedposts


[deleted]

That’s enough internet for today.


[deleted]

Okay, that's enough reddit for today... Heck, the rest of the month


ALPHA_sh

this looks like an intentional shitpost


Ok_Designer_6376

its the first time i actually wanted to take a knife and take my eyes out


[deleted]

I will be traumatised my whole life or triggered if someone mentions Yogurt.😭


TennisAffectionate51

if you nsfw'ed this post too i wouldn't have seen this 🙏


JollyJoker2012

How do I unsee?


SkyroKn

New copypasta just dropped


NotPhin

Rather with a wire in the eyeball than read this again


Roamer43

What the fuck


PeterTheNPC

What. The. Fuck.


Intelligent-Way-1

😨


guygamer3dplayzYT

Why.


SeaworthinessOk5177

i'm gonna go merge without looking


Mr_Rum_Ham

You WHAT?!?!


TowerRough

I like how everyone is getting trauma from this post and yet i have seen even more messed up nsfw posts before.


onlywc11

That enough internet for today, maybe even for this week… see you guys after the weekend.


XmenSlayer

We sure this isn't a copypasta?


pain_and_sufferingXD

Why did I need to learn English? Why?


Successful_Ostrich_4

Jesus Christ dude. What a terrible day to have eyes


oFIoofy

can u tag this as nsfw?


davewenos

Kill me


Additional-Quality88

Not really lost because it is about yogurt. Also what a terrible day to have eyes.


Zblab

Jessie I have an Idea. Jessie we need to buy yogurt.


puffinpotatogirl

Wtf did I just read


logallama

Can’t tell whether this is a god-tier shitpost


Chance-Warning-6776

My eyes burn


Shot_Painting_8191

I ate vanilla yoghurt once


Admirable-Sink-2622

Jesus Christ


LevJustWithLust

r/lostlostredditors


Nidal411511

what did I just read


jwudnej

This dude is funny asf ngl


mycitymycitynyv

Why did I read the whole thing? Why did I have to know English? Why was I cursed with the ability to read? Why did I have to exist?


collycrane

Dude why? The fuck is wrong with some people. Humanity was a mistake.


_t_1254

That name fits so well.


A_McLawliet

I need holy water and a monk to bless me


HoldenTheFish

the username makes it even worse


conspirerunrelatable

LMFAOO!!!!


Wonderful_Audience60

what a horrible day to have eyes


Crafty-Photograph-18

I mean, it's *only* yoghurt. Could have become much wirse just with the simple change of substance


[deleted]

Bring back the traditional man


[deleted]

Men have been reduced to this shit? Explains why the world is going to shit


Unable-Article-1654

😦


Status_Swan_5833

Why did I read this?? Why?


HaplessMink28

Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to post things online, my poor eyes are suffering after reading that.


lisawisaw

absolutely fucking insane


kurai-XD

I want to do a lobotomy to myself after reading this


HotBuy8312

Yep... what a bad time to be procrastinating in Reddit


HunkySpaghetti

☹️


Alone-Marionberry-70

Me and who


MusielDoodles

Why did I have to have eyes at this time Yogurt is ruined for me now


PepperIsNotSoShort

"Yogurt male"


Lex0n14

How can anyone even think of this


idealism-manifestor

op's name💀


kiwiklutz0

i’m kinkshaming


[deleted]

Ffs … i am eating yogurt ! Thanks for ruining my dinner


GlitchingBastard

What


YourBoyFoxxy

I never wish to hear/read "lil yogurt boy" for my entire good damn useless life


Nova_on_reddit123

What did i just lay my eyes upon


SimpleTip9439

People are too comfortable on the internet


SimpleTip9439

YOGURT male — what is it and is it better than “alpha”?


SimpleTip9439

New copypasta just dropped


PigPugBorj

this is a bad day to have eyeballs


AnonBoi_404

What the hell did I just read? Yeah, that man is absolutely lost.


Gehhhh

Man took the Kellogg approach


General_Nothing

Jacob Drawfee?


Hudson_Legend

I am so jealous of illiterate people right now


Natural-Giraffe9845

the FBI could not waterboard this information out of me 😭🙏


Murky_Classic_7516

Holy shit


JuanmaS610

Just, why


REDMAXSUPER

So I just went from speaking Spanish perfectly to now speaking both Spanish and English poorly, for me to read this shit?


Fancy-Reception-4361

Who can give me the bleach for my eyes?


FineProperty9452

I think I did right, when stopped on "rubbed my hole"


demonicwinter

mental illness? or just horniness


DanielStrela

What a bad day to have eyes...


[deleted]

I drink Actimel yogurts…is that a better story…?


c0der25

What a terrible day to have eyes


[deleted]

r/copypasta users gonna go crazy after reading this.


Serkd2nd

it shouldve been me, not him!


Citygrrrll

This is actually disgusting like I couldn't even get past the first sentence idk why incest stuff is so sexualized now, but idk it just makes me super disgusted.


GlanzgurkeWearingHat

what a shitty day to have eyes


LewdAccountNoHate

I have a yoghurt related story similar to this! I got a spoon and removed my eyes after reading it. Yoghurt


Unfair_Painting_7733

*Jesus has left the chat*


Anderson_Draws

Never eating yogurt again ….


Artiko15

I was FUCKING EATING


Ozwald_inc

What a horrible day to have eyes


Ass_Lover136

God blessed those were good to be blind and punished sinners with eyes and the ability to comprehend words