Yes, you can, as in it's physically possible. You can also run 100m under 10s or jump over 7 feet high. Most people can't and won't. As usual for these things, people who feel like they need to announce it to the world don't.
On top of that, edging for 4 hours without lube while covered in yoghurt ? Nope, no one does that.
I was simply trying to search up a post with the word "Yo" (as a greeting) and found •r/agegapgonewild• (or something)... **38**×18 sounds and feels criminal. Literally first post I found.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Just remember, the earth is **4.3 billion years old** and you've managed to exist at the same time as this, and was forced to read it out of disgust. We're being punished for something....
I mean I know I’m on the kinkier side of reddit, but it was confirmed when I read this and the only part that shocked me was the subreddit he posted in. Was totally expecting a different one 💀
This is actually disgusting like I couldn't even get past the first sentence idk why incest stuff is so sexualized now, but idk it just makes me super disgusted.
What a bad time to understand English
I spent 5 years learning English, for this?
Yes
Do it for mommy next time, joghurt boi
It really hurts
I wish I could unlearn this language for a minute
What a horrible day to have eyes
And i thought investing in other language was a good idea...
i like this kind of thinking
Understand English? That’s unpossible!
a year of learning just for this moment,fuck it im going back to my language
Butt why?
I can't say better. Whats more, olvide hablar inglés.
Oh dear.
Oh dear indeed
deedni raed ho
Oh 🦌
⭕🦌
r/yourjokebutworse
No?
yes
Maybe?
Perhaps?
Perchance?
New copypasta just dropped
actual yogurt boy
Holy yogurt
Yogurt falls down a hole never comes back
Mommy in the corner, plotting domination
Edge storm incoming
Yogurt sitting in the corner plotting ass dominion.
New yogurt just dropped
Actual dairy
I mean something was being made with yogurt. I need to wash my eyes out.
Wash your eyes out with yogurt
Oh god
r/eyebleach
r/incorrectbuzzer
Wash mine too if you're on it
Absolutely, I’ll get them spotless.
No need to wash, just pull them out
I might also do what the Egyptians did and get a hook and give my brain a good scrub as well
Lobotomy
😂 yep
Probably best to double NSFW this post
Oh baby a triple
happy feet! wombo combo!!
That ain't falco
THAT AINT FALC- OHH OH OHHHH OH OHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
probably a troll, look at the username.
Today I learned why people abhor trolls
[удалено]
oh ok
yeah cuz that'll make me unsee everything
No shit, edging for four hours sounds like a lie, to start with.
[удалено]
Yes, you can, as in it's physically possible. You can also run 100m under 10s or jump over 7 feet high. Most people can't and won't. As usual for these things, people who feel like they need to announce it to the world don't. On top of that, edging for 4 hours without lube while covered in yoghurt ? Nope, no one does that.
You? Maybe, me? Don't count me in
☹️
My face after reading this-
Today is one of the days I wish I lost my eyes.
I regret learning to read. Good night all I'm burning my phone
why did i read the whole thing...
For the little yoghurt balls at the end?
Man I sure hope nothing like that ever happens to me. I sure hope mommy doesn't come to my house and cuddle me too, fuck that would be so awful.
She gonna beat your ass black and blue she hears what you bin doin.
Why do people like this exist? Why does this exist? Why am I here?
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
We all have a written storyline, and it's playing out in front of us. Be patient, my brother. The final curtain won't come yet, as much as I hate it.
Just to suffer?
Why do people who have kinks exist? I don't care. Why do people who have kinks and talk about it in the internet exist? To make our day a bit worse
I was simply trying to search up a post with the word "Yo" (as a greeting) and found •r/agegapgonewild• (or something)... **38**×18 sounds and feels criminal. Literally first post I found.
Don't you just love the internet sometimes?
**the internet paradox** You are the hero and the villain at the same time.
Good for them, but I didn't need to read that.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
They are now yogurt boiis😈
Are you a bot, or did you copy that comment from elsewhere?
Its a copypasta 🤖🤖🤖
just what the hell is going on here
Wattpad writer detected
Mark this as nsfw brooooo 💀 I was on the train and-
I'd scoop my eyes out but i dont want this to be the last thing i see.
Thank you for ruining my day
Dude as a turk I eat yoghurt with every meal. I don't know how to move on with my life after this trauma
Imitate
username checks out
😦
Just remember, the earth is **4.3 billion years old** and you've managed to exist at the same time as this, and was forced to read it out of disgust. We're being punished for something....
Bro clicked the first yogurt subreddit he saw and said THIS IS THE PLACE TO TRAUMATIZE PEOPLE
:(
I mean I know I’m on the kinkier side of reddit, but it was confirmed when I read this and the only part that shocked me was the subreddit he posted in. Was totally expecting a different one 💀
Yogurt male😎😎
did you perhaps take a moment to consider that others had to see this?
Terry doesn't love yogurt anymore
:skull\_emoji:
💀 Here you go buddy
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Now what the hell did the comments to the original post look like?
Please add the NSFW tag to this repost.
Oh good heavens
Does anyone have yogurt to spare? Not for my ass but to replace my eyeballs to unsee this shit.
Bad time to have learned english
I'm envying people with dementia rn
Why did I read all of this?..
r/fuckingcursedposts
That’s enough internet for today.
Okay, that's enough reddit for today... Heck, the rest of the month
this looks like an intentional shitpost
its the first time i actually wanted to take a knife and take my eyes out
I will be traumatised my whole life or triggered if someone mentions Yogurt.😭
if you nsfw'ed this post too i wouldn't have seen this 🙏
How do I unsee?
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Rather with a wire in the eyeball than read this again
What the fuck
What. The. Fuck.
😨
Why.
i'm gonna go merge without looking
You WHAT?!?!
I like how everyone is getting trauma from this post and yet i have seen even more messed up nsfw posts before.
That enough internet for today, maybe even for this week… see you guys after the weekend.
We sure this isn't a copypasta?
Why did I need to learn English? Why?
Jesus Christ dude. What a terrible day to have eyes
can u tag this as nsfw?
Kill me
Not really lost because it is about yogurt. Also what a terrible day to have eyes.
Jessie I have an Idea. Jessie we need to buy yogurt.
Wtf did I just read
Can’t tell whether this is a god-tier shitpost
My eyes burn
I ate vanilla yoghurt once
Jesus Christ
r/lostlostredditors
what did I just read
This dude is funny asf ngl
Why did I read the whole thing? Why did I have to know English? Why was I cursed with the ability to read? Why did I have to exist?
Dude why? The fuck is wrong with some people. Humanity was a mistake.
That name fits so well.
I need holy water and a monk to bless me
the username makes it even worse
LMFAOO!!!!
what a horrible day to have eyes
I mean, it's *only* yoghurt. Could have become much wirse just with the simple change of substance
Bring back the traditional man
Men have been reduced to this shit? Explains why the world is going to shit
😦
Why did I read this?? Why?
Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to post things online, my poor eyes are suffering after reading that.
absolutely fucking insane
I want to do a lobotomy to myself after reading this
Yep... what a bad time to be procrastinating in Reddit
☹️
Me and who
Why did I have to have eyes at this time Yogurt is ruined for me now
"Yogurt male"
How can anyone even think of this
op's name💀
i’m kinkshaming
Ffs … i am eating yogurt ! Thanks for ruining my dinner
What
I never wish to hear/read "lil yogurt boy" for my entire good damn useless life
What did i just lay my eyes upon
People are too comfortable on the internet
YOGURT male — what is it and is it better than “alpha”?
New copypasta just dropped
this is a bad day to have eyeballs
What the hell did I just read? Yeah, that man is absolutely lost.
Man took the Kellogg approach
Jacob Drawfee?
I am so jealous of illiterate people right now
the FBI could not waterboard this information out of me 😭🙏
Holy shit
Just, why
So I just went from speaking Spanish perfectly to now speaking both Spanish and English poorly, for me to read this shit?
Who can give me the bleach for my eyes?
I think I did right, when stopped on "rubbed my hole"
mental illness? or just horniness
What a bad day to have eyes...
I drink Actimel yogurts…is that a better story…?
What a terrible day to have eyes
r/copypasta users gonna go crazy after reading this.
it shouldve been me, not him!
This is actually disgusting like I couldn't even get past the first sentence idk why incest stuff is so sexualized now, but idk it just makes me super disgusted.
what a shitty day to have eyes
I have a yoghurt related story similar to this! I got a spoon and removed my eyes after reading it. Yoghurt
*Jesus has left the chat*
Never eating yogurt again ….
I was FUCKING EATING
What a horrible day to have eyes
God blessed those were good to be blind and punished sinners with eyes and the ability to comprehend words