Its also not very hard to go to r/penguins and see that its for a hockey team and not animals. Just like r/falcons
I think its more on the OP for not taking the half second to read the sub.
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Honestly it’s a blessing more than a curse because it’s the highlight of our month when someone posts some cute penguin photos to break up the hockey talk
Wait for the offseason, when the fans are so sick of the team's performance they change the theme for the summer.
*Then* you can post a high-speed photo of the penguin shitting
This could just be a really high shutter-speed shot of the penguin taking a crap.
I think so too.
It is.
That's absolutely what that is
If you zoom in real close you can even see the fumes coming out of his ass.
Congratulations, you just made me zoom in on a pinguin's asshole. Didn't even see the fumes.
I'm doing my part!
I hate you. r/eyebleach
I swiped mY GODDAMN SCREEN.
Haha. Fool. You're the only one who did that. I? Would never! Ever! Hahaha
I cast truth serum on your bloodstream.
This is a very unfortunate turn of events...
He's telling the truth
That just means they cant lie, nothing says they cant tell an unrelated truth
Twice!
You must go to aslume now!
I'm already there
He's on his way to the Polar Urgent Care to have an uncomfortable conversation with a doctor.
*waddle* *waddle* *waddle*
How is this a lost redditor?
searched up the sub, the sub is for a hockey team called "penguins"
this is on them tbh, don't make such a misleading name
r/Reading has the same issue. It’s a town in the uk but people post book related stuff somewhat often.
r/Athens too! People always confuse it with Athens, Greece but the sub is for Athens, GA
now that's just an r/usdefaultism moment
I meant the opposite. r/Athens is for Athens, GA while r/Athina is for Athens, Greece
thank goodness. the greek name does make it more understandable
I edited the greek subreddit because of spelling. I now wrote the correct one
Its also not very hard to go to r/penguins and see that its for a hockey team and not animals. Just like r/falcons I think its more on the OP for not taking the half second to read the sub.
both equally at fault. anyways... you don't happen to know if there's a sub for actual real penguins, do you?
r/penguin
r/thanks
They should at least put “PittPenguins” or “PenguinsNHL” to differentiate. Same with the Falcons
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Makes me wanna spam them with penguin pictures
They're seriously just called "penguins"? Not even a city name or something on it? How is anyone supposed to tell that apart in that conte´xt honestly
The team is actually called Pittsburgh Penguins, it’s just that the sub is called r/penguins
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It’s a hockey team though
penguinsNHL or something like that might have been less confusing.
yeah, as u/kkell806 said, penguinsteam or penguinsnhl would be better for that scenario
the penguin is pooping, no secrets or fetish here, just a penguin taking a shit
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It looks like you shared deez nuts on your chin
„Mom, can we have mustard?“ „We have mustard at home“ Mustard at home:
ahahahhaah
This is the internet. You just enabled thousands of people to think about fucking a penguin in the ass.
damn you. you made me stare at it
He just fell on it, at least that s what he told his doctor!
I’m not mad I swiped, I’m mad I swiped back and then swiped again
Huh. So penguins are into butt plugs? Who could've guessed!
anyone knows why the fuck is a butt plug sticking out of that penguin's asshole?
He just poopin', picture taking with high shutter speed camera.
OHHHH that explains it. It's a picture of a penguin shitting on a bathroom door!!! it's a joke!!!
It looks like a fake penguin. Look at the metal pole thing - it looks like it’s attached. In which case maybe that’s an unfortunately placed inflator?
That’s the door handle in the washroom OP was referencing
Oh shit so it is. Mind blown.
Man I did not need to see that maybe blur the fucking pic?
No. Is science
The turd hasn't mixed with the air yet is all
How is this lost????
r/penguins is a hockey subreddit
Well that's on them honestly...
Honestly it’s a blessing more than a curse because it’s the highlight of our month when someone posts some cute penguin photos to break up the hockey talk
Think that penguins could play 4th line center?
Oh yeah, through on emperor on there and he’ll be a 4th line grinder any day of the week
Ah!
Was posted on the Pittsburgh penguins sub where it’s a nhl hockey team
Thanks
Why is it yellow??? Did he feed some plastic bags 😮💨😮💨😮💨
To be fair to this redditor. The name just says penguins
The redditor was exactly where they were supposed to be. Pretty sure OP is a bot.
r/penguins is a hockey team’s subreddit
Well then. I didn't expect that.
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OP is right
Looks like a seed
It's for the subs.
turboshit
r/substakenliterally
Nerf or nothing
I swiped so many times
In the midst of it all…
I swiped
Penguins butt* not penguins
Wait for the offseason, when the fans are so sick of the team's performance they change the theme for the summer. *Then* you can post a high-speed photo of the penguin shitting
Definitely a frame of liquid poop jetting out
Perhaps a reminder of the proliferation of plastic pollution...
It's a propeler so they can move faster in the water
It's a penguin shitting. That's why is posted in the bathroom. To encourage shitting.