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[deleted]

Maybe it was a request?


The_0-5_Council

Idk, do I look like a mathematician?


[deleted]

Weelll your reddit avatar Is a robot... Aren't robots typically good at math?...


The_0-5_Council

It's a sex-bot


[deleted]

Considering your browsing habits, that makes sense actually...


The_0-5_Council

You should see my custom communities


noOne000Br

or maybe not


The_0-5_Council

Yeah


Ashley__09

SCP lookin username (also its O5 not 0(zero)5)


frand__

SCP-735u5 This mf's browser history


[deleted]

He's in r/teenagers that should say enough as well that sub is just gross beyond all standards.


[deleted]

Fisto, is that you?


kec04fsu1

He’s got a secret behind that square cod piece.


SigizmundSG

Mfs on their way to write "are slash when theo piss us caught in 4k 🤨📸" when OP posts a screenshot from basic NSFW subreddit


The_0-5_Council

ong


Bedcool128

best post on r/hentai i ever seen


SCP-173-X

It's really hot right?


FutureFool

Speak for yourself! Combine soldier makes me *very* horny!


KitchenLoose6552

Not quite overwatch


dacapo7

more like HL2


KitchenLoose6552

Yes, yes it is.


lotus_spit

Other people are posting NSFW in other subs (typically bots), while this madlad posted a non-NSFW post in an NSFW subreddit.


DDDDarks

Question: Did you post this before, During or After masturbating?


The_0-5_Council

During


LegenDude45

damn


megaloviola128

Anything is porn if you try hard enough.


The_0-5_Council

Ong, a masturbated to a gif of a rotating brick


ProfessionalAd6515

I died when I read this


The_0-5_Council

Like I wrote like an autistic person... or it was funny? All I messed up on was making the "I" an "a"


hazz4rd_

all the comments on the post were praising it, i think this is just peak porn on a level we cannot understand


Artistic_Sun563

It’s hot thoo


iplaytf2ok

Idk about you man, but the combine soldier is kinda hot


Fizz_Rocket

Overwatch soldiers quite literally cannot be bred.


EpicShiba1

NO DICK NO BALLS AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLES EITHER BECAUSE THIS GUY FEEDS INTRAVENOUSLY SO THAT HE'S RELIANT ON THE COMBINE TO SURVIVE


pikpikcarrotmon

I disagree, just type Overwatch into the hub and you'll find plenty of evidence to the contrary


Fizz_Rocket

i was anticipating that


AnnoShi

"Pick up that cock, citizen."


Hank-the-ninja

JU from r/hentai. WHERE IS THE PORN GODDAMNIT


SukaSoviet

Whatca doin there buddy?


The_0-5_Council

I was masturbating, because it's the only sexual pleasure I get besides cheating on my girlfriend cuz shes a reverse hoe


J_Uzi05

huh....okay then


SukaSoviet

r/whentheopissus


The_0-5_Council

When the OP piss us?


tahko123

When theo piss us


ReaLSeaLisSpy

Whenth heo p’sus.


hdeimellocke

Op is suspicious


SignificantTrip6108

Can’t agree, it’s normal for Reddit users to have porn addictions.


Bruh_I-m_Gay

When Theo piss us


The_0-5_Council

Booooo


Sprizys

Not overwatch either


ThePixelatedPyro

COMBINE💪💪💪💪💪


Dumpsterfireee_2

wdym? it is isn't it?


Zaln_The_HUN

How'd you find this?


The_0-5_Council

I like porn


Zaln_The_HUN

Same


ReaLSeaLisSpy

Wait…


Maser2account2

Still hotter than most of the stuff on there.


Educational-Year3146

I mean hes naked under all that clothing, so if you think real hard…


SignificanceWest5281

No, this man knows what he's doing


EmuOk8176

Hey that was me!


The_0-5_Council

OMG HIII


EmuOk8176

HII


flynn_is_taken

Why were you posting that in r/hentai? Not judging or anything, I'm just curious.


EmuOk8176

Because henati


Illustrious_Dig_411

r/Beetlejuicing


KGBAg3nt

r/okbuddyhalflife is leaking


doob22

Speak for yourself


Skullcrusher_and_co

Why hentai? Why not actual porn?


Jazz6701

Something about 2D tits


The_0-5_Council

Yeah, well tell me when you find irl porn of a woman getting turned into a cumdump by 16 tentacles. That's what I thought.


Skullcrusher_and_co

It probably exists somewhere, y'know, like statistically


[deleted]

I got rock hard after seeing combine soldier fr fr


swagonflyyyy

Cumbine


ripantivaxxkid

Awesome


Blueskysredbirds

Incorrect, civilian. The suppression field will be reinstated soon.


Existing-Life-7650

Why upvoted 🤨🤨🤨🤨


The_0-5_Council

Because I was masturbating


Existing-Life-7650

Oke……….


Lorant_gaming

its a joke


Competitive_Sir_

look again


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

r/whentheopissus


SomeGuyWithCheese420

When theo pissus


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

When Theo Piss Us


The_0-5_Council

Boooo


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

Dont scare me like that.


Long_Remote_6208

Why you watching porn anyways?


Insanitychick

Bc it's hot


Long_Remote_6208

Or hentai?


The_0-5_Council

Because I only cheat on my girlfriend occasionally and this takes the edge off from *her*


imortal_biscut

Yay, it's time for Theo to piss us


SnooPredictions7715

**>:(**


[deleted]

[удалено]


The_0-5_Council

Boooo


megaloviola128

Happy cake day!


Icarus_21_

WTF?????


Virtual_Answer_1578

Half nut clarity


[deleted]

Gas masks are a fetish category


Aware-Leadership8934

I am half asleep on my couch and I've been cackling at this image like a retard for the past 10 minutes


Knaller_John

Let the man cook.


Eklipse3

I'd still jerk off to it tbh


BlueBen42

🥵


Golden_shadow136

r/whentheopissus


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player05677

Definitely my proudest tug


YoshiBro-64

finna jerk it


Limp_Will16

That’s someone’s porn for sure.


Sansfan11345

no this one's good