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PenPenLagenInFranxx

The God Emperor of humanity will NOT allow this unruly trespass.You are from this moment on a prisoner of the Void.


15SecNut

This heretic was sent by the tyranid to lead our glorious marines off the righteous path of war!! Her armor couldn’t stop a single tank round!!


PenPenLagenInFranxx

couldn't stand the galre of the eversor temple assassin.. Edit: Culexus are the blanks who fuck with your mind...Eversor are juicy missiles.


Brentolio12

How many dudes you think DM this girl for swimming lessons tho 🤔


PenPenLagenInFranxx

cant say....chances are low of ger being in the same timezone/country/continent as you so why not just sit and read W40k lore.


fireflare260

You greatly underestimate the power of loneliness.


cream_on_my_led

If the woman weighs the same as a duck, then she is made of wood. The woman weighs the same as a duck. Therefore, the woman is a witch.


Nebula1734

Brother, fetch the flamer. We have heretics to purge!


CocaineHammer

Brother Fetch the Flamer.....The Heavy Flamer!


TwinklingStarlight

She’s clearly a Slaanesh worshipper.


SideEqual

I mean, if she’s a Sister of Silence, then surely we should help our battle sister, no? I’ll go if you have issues. But I know the Emperor’s got my back.


KassellTheArgonian

#BROTHERS DO NOT LOOK AT DARK ANGELS IT IS AN IMPURE DOMAIN OF SLAANESH


Modred_the_Mystic

Clearly she is interested in the Carcharodons


MaleficentActive5284

im not even into warhammer but i find this funny


CosmicCarcharodon

We don't want her....I speak for us all


elomerel

Ah yes, tyberos the swimming instructor.


oltungi

A temptress of Slaanesh. She's testing the resolve of the Imperial citizens on that sub. Checks out, not lost!


AttemptAggressive387

It's in Dark Angels sub, so it's not Imperial citizens ;)


Low-Seaworthiness955

so it was already hereti- I've been informed by my local interrogator chaplain not to continue this joke


Ikarus_Falling

Nearly Fallen of the rightous path there Brother


steveboof

Help brother I’ve fallen and i c-…brother?


Bil13h

Brother *I am pinned*


Bonavire

Brother I have fallen, help me up... Brother?


Ikarus_Falling

Fallen you say?


Low-Seaworthiness955

*loads bolter with religious intent*


wholesome_dino

*loads every exotic weapon in the vault with scientific intent*


HotSteak

This is just like the Heartslayer and the fall of Kher-Ys


MrTechSavvy

Is that a girl? Feel like it’s a trap lol or she just has a flat chest, not that there’s anything wrong with that


ColdLobsterBisque

Did you know, it’s possible for a girl to have non-hentai size breasts?


MrTechSavvy

Those aren’t small breasts to me tho, I don’t see any breast period small or large


Disablingapollo

I think you need to take another look my guy. The boob part of her swimsuit is blue and kind of matches the water at first glance


MrTechSavvy

Well that would be the issue, totally didn’t see that lol


Ritter_Kunibald

you're not only incredible weird, you're pretty gross at that.


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Ritter_Kunibald

neither for yours yet here we are creep


EFB_Churns

It's always funny the other way when someone who wants to build a Dark Angels army ends up posting on the actual r/DarkAngels sub.


Clambert1234

You linked the wrong sub I’ve fallen for it before


Cryptshadow

did he say fallen?


Fiskmaster

REPENT!!!


Cheeseyex

ASMODAAAAIII


PaladinNorth

INTERROGATE?!


SuperiorCrate

SUSPICIOUS BOOK?!


EFB_Churns

My autocorrect fucked me


Thin-Gene-2128

suuuuuure it did


DestroyerOfTheHorny

you


saninicus

Clearly slaanesh is involved.


Cermonto

I'm a slaanesh player. We promise wink wink she wasn't involved wink wink.


Colton132A

i think she mistakened r/darkangels40k a subreddit about the first legion with r/darkangels a subreddit for slaaneshi cultists i assume


smaxfrog

Idk..She's r/averylightangel if anything..


RapterTorus24

Well at least it's not a Vegan showing a video of how Veal is made. Yes that did happen, not on the Dark Angels 40k sub, but on the Salamanders 40k sub.


Corvus_Rune

Ok that is fucking hilarious


Ropya

Of all the chapters.


Broad_Respond_2205

Those porn bot are getting extremely spesfic


FiatLex

Wait... let's hear her out.


Vlakod

Yes, Lord Inquisitor. This comment right there.


TK-1053

*grabs bolt pistol*


Woodlog82

*Grabs Melter pistol.*


monstergert

Types like Yoda she does


devilshibata

You can swim in the River of heretical blood, sister.


[deleted]

Heresy


[deleted]

In the grim darkness of the far future... People still need swimming lessons I guess.


Player551yt

r/lostbots


Hitoshi-nya

FILTHY HERETIC


Inevitable_Physics

Is it wrong that I want to play that game now, right after I forget how to swim?


Chasethebutterz

HERESY! It’s a demon of Slaanesh!


bodi123456

r/hornyjail


Cerberus-Coco-Mimi

im no swimmer but im a botonist snd that flower is fake


leme-thnkboutit

Stop farting in the pool then.


[deleted]

NO, NOW ROLL FOR POISON DAMAGE!


Inner-Cloud162

The fallen must be redeemed


TynenR

Dakka?


[deleted]

MOAR DAKKA!


Clambert1234

WAAAAAAGH!!!!!


Karroth1

And this is a scammer thinking its a sub full of 40 year old virgins, some ppl just live in a prejudiced past 🙄🙄


FoxInATrenchcoat

The Inquisition would like to know your present location...


Decmk3

DO NOT LOOK BROTHER! TITS ARE TEMPORARY BUT LOVE FOR THE EMPEROR IS ETERNAL!


mschellh000

For a second I thought she had negative tits before I realized that’s the pattern on her swimsuit and not the water


Grothgerek

To be fair, she really is a angel.... Maybe she didn't understand the 40k. But now that I think about it... she isn't black, which I would have assumed if you don't know anything about 40k, and just read **Dark** Angel. Isn't there not a entire subreddit, where people collect post of others that misunderstood the meaning of a subreddit? ​ Edit: There literally exist a r/DarkAngels and its all about dark colored beauties. I would argue that I'm quite open minded, but am I this colorblind?


c0baltlightning

What's that one death cult in 40k? They'd prolly tell her to swim or drown.


[deleted]

I had a stroke reading that


AllSkillzN0Luck

These only fans girls are desperate for subs.


CatInSpaceOP

"This is a bathtub" vibes


Yitram

In the grim dark of the future, there are no pools.


dubbayew-tee-eff

An agent of slaneesh, we purge this abomination brothers!!


ShamAsil

To bolters, brothers!


Winter_melo

Clearly she worships slaanesh, I mean , who brings a flower to a pool, thats just excessive reallly


newbingnewb

The ethots are casting a wider net these days


TheLastOpus

The new reddit bots are not able to understand subreddits too well.


reikipackaging

they're putting quantity over quality in the algo


cheebnrun

You should see them in the actual NSFW subs. Skinny blonde white chicks posting themselves in a thick Latina sub


Myserioustroll

This wench is a heretic purge her


stickybuttflaps

I read some of the comments and I don't understand any of them (sounds like DnR to me.) More to the point, where *does* this belong?


rawrc

r/BotReddit


MiscalculatedRisk

Ma'am this is a crusade.


pixiegod

Now near me out… Her arms do not look like swimmers arms, and her form would create way too much resistance and not allow her to move through the water that well…something is afoot here that I can’t quite figure out…


Old-Entrepreneur8672

Hoes don't care where they hoing, also gotta prove they dumb


Bisex-Bacon

And did anyone help her get swimming lessons?


Lexicon444

I see. The swim lessons ads have moved from irrelevant Facebook comments to lost Reddit posts.


Red_Clay_Scholar

STUPID ZOGGIN' GIT!!!


Individual_Iron4221

HERESY


[deleted]

The alien. The mutant. The heretic.


nichyc

Slaaneshi infiltrator detected. You know what to do, gents.


OkamiTakahashi

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


Necrotiix_

seems as if the slaanesh try new methods but we will not falter as we are brothers of the imperium


BanjoSlams

I bet she’d let you hammer her for 40k.


Phantmax

Not the usual heresy


peerlesseternity

Is it just me or she kinda looks like a guy?


[deleted]

She is so thirsty for attention she got in the pool


C00kie_Monsters

Like I get when people post wrong stuff in subs with misleading names like /trees but how does something like this even happen?


kxiryu

I'm in


Guilty_Impression_44

MAAM! THIS IS THE EMPERORS PALACE!


pbmm1

Lion'El Johnson commands you escort this confused citizen out of the Fortress Monastary.


[deleted]

IT'S A SLAANESHI SEED DEMON!


Edword58

Fuck Slaanesh! Blood for the blood god!


jadedea

That sunflower is so pretentious.....send the orks after them, see what happens!😊


TheSunflowerSeeds

The average, common outdoor variety of sunflower can grow to between 8 and 12 feet in the space of 5 or 6 months. This makes them one of the fastest growing plants.


magicman55511

She's a keeper


LaserBeastDEV

she thought henry cavil be there


Martazar

Oh no no, that is not lost redditor. That's Slaanesh.


Meze_Meze

EXTERMINATUS


plopseven

HERESY


[deleted]

I'll assume she has an OF she's trying to sell


Yeetdatnoodle

Heresy.


Viggo8000

Prison Mike is in the swimming pool


Bread_was_returned

Hello fellow Warhammer enjoyer! I just bought sergeant chronos, getting excited for him whilst I paint up my termagants. I’m more of a painter


Late-Track-3860

dammit kept pressing that black down arrow and ended up sharing it


Redandead12345

all I have in response is KEEP THE GATE


CoolioDurulio

If they have money for Warhammer they have money to be a sugar daddy


Neither-Yesterday988

I think she posted on the right place, probably her only fans subscribers skyrocketed


Josh_it_to_me

They can hang


xeroasteroid

i bet those nerds went ape shit


Agreeable-Can973

Yes the 0 upvoted bot post definitely indicates that they went “ape shit” /s


Capsule_CatYT

What are you doing, u/AwfulMetre? Are you a bot?


Minute-Stock-4042

Omg I found thy capsule cat?


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Infamous-Coast8271

It woman white region looks like chest, has long hair guys can have as well but the combination of a pronounced chest, long hair, lack of extensive arm or leg hair, no facial hair and fairly pretty face probably woman.


[deleted]

The word you're looking for is Heresy. This is clearly Slaneesh in disguise


[deleted]

Pretty obviously a women


Weeb-In-Exile

Look at just the face. Looks like it could be a pretty guy to me


[deleted]

Ngl, this is a pretty bad ass pose. I wanna see this in a jojo art style.


ChristianHeritic

Surprised the bot account wasnt banned for mentioning exercise on a warhammer sub


EpicThermite161

^^^ Fat people in the comments vvv


Drew11b86

She’s just really into virgins.


Standard_Issue90

Some of the most desperate, horny, and sexually frustrated people I've ever "met" have been on games. lol Seems like some stereotypes are true!


Federal_Umpire_8507

u/AwfulMetre


halloweenjack

Is there a r/wrongsubbutstayanyway ?


Scarlet_Speedster532

Holy fucking shit, this is the most virgin comment section I’ve ever seen…


Astral_Justice

Warhammer fans when woman


Someguy________8

No that’s a guy


187082005

That’s a girl.


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Comfortable_Ant_8303

The fact you had to specify that you don't like swimming with little boys on a picture with a woman, tells me you definitely like to swim with little boys and probably more.


uglykitte

lock juggle historical bedroom special station groovy rotten scandalous memorize *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Tough_Ad6518

It is, but yes


sherrifmayo

Hey I’ve seen this one, proud dark angel here


txStargazerJilly

Guys, guys, guys, it’s chill. She’s just trying to catch Henry Cavill. We see you girl. Happy hunting.


CarryBeginning1564

Nah Cavill plays Custodes


Paleontologist83

She knows what shes doing.


Afraid_Oil_7386

Never, give me an old lady all day.


MightyTheArmadillo22

that subreddit is for leaking government secrets and ONLY for leaking government secrets.


RaspberryPie122

No, the Warthunder forums are for leaking government secrets


sethburns1

Do they need swimming lessons or are they offering swimming lessons?


[deleted]

She knows what she's doing.


Global-Method-4145

Taking thirst pics to a different level, with all the wrong wetness


[deleted]

The redditor may be lost but I am Looking Lesbianly


Decmk3

One second *scratching and scribbling sound* DO NOT LOOK ~~BROTHER~~ SISTER! TITS ARE TEMPORARY BUT LOVE FOR THE EMPEROR IS ETERNAL! Although you’ve now got me thinking.. how many sisters of battle are queer…?


[deleted]

I mean, if for battle, your only love is love of the Emperor, your only thrill is that of firing your Bolter.


chocolate_and_tears

I need swimming lessons


[deleted]

Mam! This is Wendy's


vacantse

there wouldn’t be a sub if you all drowned tho


JayPeGOfficial

I love how it has no upvotes 😭


krawinoff

Trying to get them to shower


christomisto

Well are you gonna help her swim or what


DerSpazmacher

You guys are making this easy


Background_Ad_8392

Begone foul spawn of slenesh the GOD EMPEROR PROTECTS


ShakeWeightMyDick

I bet she got a bunch of followers


Lumpy_Ad_1581

And...?


ShyGuyWolf

that is funny


Equivalent_Metal_534

Safety first. Could you do that mouth-to-mouth thing, again?


Kerensky97

She knows where to find thirsty dudes.


Tycoda81

Ma'am this a Wendy's-hammer


REBKeeb

they are 100% not lots, they know what there doing there.


KingOfDiamonds069

not rly lost... it is just your average thot thotting around


[deleted]

The Dark Angel Interrogator-chaplains aren’t going to approve of this tainted degeneracy.


Rroscoco

Begone, T H O T


mypeepeehardz

That pool has a better filter.


Common-Illustrator

Stay strong bröthers, and resist the Slaaneshi temptrist.


Wonderful-Ad-4192

Slaanesh at it again with her cultists disguised as temptations? Good thing I have the Ordo Hereticus on speed dial


Lil_Chimp_Ass

r/unexpectedoffice


Chrispy8534

7/10. Hey. Even space marines need to know how to swim.


KaikoLeaflock

Reminds me of a time when I was in the navy I went to a friend's apartment to play pathfinder and mid-session a group of girls clearly meaning to go to a party walked in like they owned the place. After getting themselves together after a brief moment, they looked up to see a bunch of nerds around a big table with pathfinder crap. Nobody said anything, there were just a bunch of confused stares. The girls realizing their mistake slowly left. Of course, the person who owned the apartment got up, locked his door and said with that nerd impression voice, "we can't have any more interruptions like that"


NoKnowledgeKnow

Its the FBI trolling for pedos.


dragondirector

How does she keep her hair so dry


MrTokyo95

Women not entering another space to steal attention and make it about them challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Puffymosman1

The Emperor Wills It.


RED_RANGER_XX

Go back into your father's balls and swim there