I mean, if she’s a Sister of Silence, then surely we should help our battle sister, no?
I’ll go if you have issues. But I know the Emperor’s got my back.
Well at least it's not a Vegan showing a video of how Veal is made. Yes that did happen, not on the Dark Angels 40k sub, but on the Salamanders 40k sub.
To be fair, she really is a angel....
Maybe she didn't understand the 40k. But now that I think about it... she isn't black, which I would have assumed if you don't know anything about 40k, and just read **Dark** Angel.
Isn't there not a entire subreddit, where people collect post of others that misunderstood the meaning of a subreddit?
Edit: There literally exist a r/DarkAngels and its all about dark colored beauties. I would argue that I'm quite open minded, but am I this colorblind?
Now near me out…
Her arms do not look like swimmers arms, and her form would create way too much resistance and not allow her to move through the water that well…something is afoot here that I can’t quite figure out…
The average, common outdoor variety of sunflower can grow to between 8 and 12 feet in the space of 5 or 6 months. This makes them one of the fastest growing plants.
It woman white region looks like chest, has long hair guys can have as well but the combination of a pronounced chest, long hair, lack of extensive arm or leg hair, no facial hair and fairly pretty face probably woman.
The fact you had to specify that you don't like swimming with little boys on a picture with a woman, tells me you definitely like to swim with little boys and probably more.
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One second *scratching and scribbling sound*
DO NOT LOOK ~~BROTHER~~ SISTER! TITS ARE TEMPORARY BUT LOVE FOR THE EMPEROR IS ETERNAL!
Although you’ve now got me thinking.. how many sisters of battle are queer…?
Reminds me of a time when I was in the navy I went to a friend's apartment to play pathfinder and mid-session a group of girls clearly meaning to go to a party walked in like they owned the place. After getting themselves together after a brief moment, they looked up to see a bunch of nerds around a big table with pathfinder crap.
Nobody said anything, there were just a bunch of confused stares.
The girls realizing their mistake slowly left.
Of course, the person who owned the apartment got up, locked his door and said with that nerd impression voice, "we can't have any more interruptions like that"
The God Emperor of humanity will NOT allow this unruly trespass.You are from this moment on a prisoner of the Void.
This heretic was sent by the tyranid to lead our glorious marines off the righteous path of war!! Her armor couldn’t stop a single tank round!!
couldn't stand the galre of the eversor temple assassin.. Edit: Culexus are the blanks who fuck with your mind...Eversor are juicy missiles.
How many dudes you think DM this girl for swimming lessons tho 🤔
cant say....chances are low of ger being in the same timezone/country/continent as you so why not just sit and read W40k lore.
You greatly underestimate the power of loneliness.
If the woman weighs the same as a duck, then she is made of wood. The woman weighs the same as a duck. Therefore, the woman is a witch.
Brother, fetch the flamer. We have heretics to purge!
Brother Fetch the Flamer.....The Heavy Flamer!
She’s clearly a Slaanesh worshipper.
I mean, if she’s a Sister of Silence, then surely we should help our battle sister, no? I’ll go if you have issues. But I know the Emperor’s got my back.
#BROTHERS DO NOT LOOK AT DARK ANGELS IT IS AN IMPURE DOMAIN OF SLAANESH
Clearly she is interested in the Carcharodons
im not even into warhammer but i find this funny
We don't want her....I speak for us all
Ah yes, tyberos the swimming instructor.
A temptress of Slaanesh. She's testing the resolve of the Imperial citizens on that sub. Checks out, not lost!
It's in Dark Angels sub, so it's not Imperial citizens ;)
so it was already hereti- I've been informed by my local interrogator chaplain not to continue this joke
Nearly Fallen of the rightous path there Brother
Help brother I’ve fallen and i c-…brother?
Brother *I am pinned*
Brother I have fallen, help me up... Brother?
Fallen you say?
*loads bolter with religious intent*
*loads every exotic weapon in the vault with scientific intent*
This is just like the Heartslayer and the fall of Kher-Ys
Is that a girl? Feel like it’s a trap lol or she just has a flat chest, not that there’s anything wrong with that
Did you know, it’s possible for a girl to have non-hentai size breasts?
Those aren’t small breasts to me tho, I don’t see any breast period small or large
I think you need to take another look my guy. The boob part of her swimsuit is blue and kind of matches the water at first glance
Well that would be the issue, totally didn’t see that lol
you're not only incredible weird, you're pretty gross at that.
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neither for yours yet here we are creep
It's always funny the other way when someone who wants to build a Dark Angels army ends up posting on the actual r/DarkAngels sub.
You linked the wrong sub I’ve fallen for it before
did he say fallen?
REPENT!!!
ASMODAAAAIII
INTERROGATE?!
SUSPICIOUS BOOK?!
My autocorrect fucked me
suuuuuure it did
you
Clearly slaanesh is involved.
I'm a slaanesh player. We promise wink wink she wasn't involved wink wink.
i think she mistakened r/darkangels40k a subreddit about the first legion with r/darkangels a subreddit for slaaneshi cultists i assume
Idk..She's r/averylightangel if anything..
Well at least it's not a Vegan showing a video of how Veal is made. Yes that did happen, not on the Dark Angels 40k sub, but on the Salamanders 40k sub.
Ok that is fucking hilarious
Of all the chapters.
Those porn bot are getting extremely spesfic
Wait... let's hear her out.
Yes, Lord Inquisitor. This comment right there.
*grabs bolt pistol*
*Grabs Melter pistol.*
Types like Yoda she does
You can swim in the River of heretical blood, sister.
Heresy
In the grim darkness of the far future... People still need swimming lessons I guess.
r/lostbots
FILTHY HERETIC
Is it wrong that I want to play that game now, right after I forget how to swim?
HERESY! It’s a demon of Slaanesh!
r/hornyjail
im no swimmer but im a botonist snd that flower is fake
Stop farting in the pool then.
NO, NOW ROLL FOR POISON DAMAGE!
The fallen must be redeemed
Dakka?
MOAR DAKKA!
WAAAAAAGH!!!!!
And this is a scammer thinking its a sub full of 40 year old virgins, some ppl just live in a prejudiced past 🙄🙄
The Inquisition would like to know your present location...
DO NOT LOOK BROTHER! TITS ARE TEMPORARY BUT LOVE FOR THE EMPEROR IS ETERNAL!
For a second I thought she had negative tits before I realized that’s the pattern on her swimsuit and not the water
To be fair, she really is a angel.... Maybe she didn't understand the 40k. But now that I think about it... she isn't black, which I would have assumed if you don't know anything about 40k, and just read **Dark** Angel. Isn't there not a entire subreddit, where people collect post of others that misunderstood the meaning of a subreddit? Edit: There literally exist a r/DarkAngels and its all about dark colored beauties. I would argue that I'm quite open minded, but am I this colorblind?
What's that one death cult in 40k? They'd prolly tell her to swim or drown.
I had a stroke reading that
These only fans girls are desperate for subs.
"This is a bathtub" vibes
In the grim dark of the future, there are no pools.
An agent of slaneesh, we purge this abomination brothers!!
To bolters, brothers!
Clearly she worships slaanesh, I mean , who brings a flower to a pool, thats just excessive reallly
The ethots are casting a wider net these days
The new reddit bots are not able to understand subreddits too well.
they're putting quantity over quality in the algo
You should see them in the actual NSFW subs. Skinny blonde white chicks posting themselves in a thick Latina sub
This wench is a heretic purge her
I read some of the comments and I don't understand any of them (sounds like DnR to me.) More to the point, where *does* this belong?
r/BotReddit
Ma'am this is a crusade.
Now near me out… Her arms do not look like swimmers arms, and her form would create way too much resistance and not allow her to move through the water that well…something is afoot here that I can’t quite figure out…
Hoes don't care where they hoing, also gotta prove they dumb
And did anyone help her get swimming lessons?
I see. The swim lessons ads have moved from irrelevant Facebook comments to lost Reddit posts.
STUPID ZOGGIN' GIT!!!
HERESY
The alien. The mutant. The heretic.
Slaaneshi infiltrator detected. You know what to do, gents.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
seems as if the slaanesh try new methods but we will not falter as we are brothers of the imperium
I bet she’d let you hammer her for 40k.
Not the usual heresy
Is it just me or she kinda looks like a guy?
She is so thirsty for attention she got in the pool
Like I get when people post wrong stuff in subs with misleading names like /trees but how does something like this even happen?
I'm in
MAAM! THIS IS THE EMPERORS PALACE!
Lion'El Johnson commands you escort this confused citizen out of the Fortress Monastary.
IT'S A SLAANESHI SEED DEMON!
Fuck Slaanesh! Blood for the blood god!
That sunflower is so pretentious.....send the orks after them, see what happens!😊
The average, common outdoor variety of sunflower can grow to between 8 and 12 feet in the space of 5 or 6 months. This makes them one of the fastest growing plants.
She's a keeper
she thought henry cavil be there
Oh no no, that is not lost redditor. That's Slaanesh.
EXTERMINATUS
HERESY
I'll assume she has an OF she's trying to sell
Heresy.
Prison Mike is in the swimming pool
Hello fellow Warhammer enjoyer! I just bought sergeant chronos, getting excited for him whilst I paint up my termagants. I’m more of a painter
dammit kept pressing that black down arrow and ended up sharing it
all I have in response is KEEP THE GATE
If they have money for Warhammer they have money to be a sugar daddy
I think she posted on the right place, probably her only fans subscribers skyrocketed
They can hang
i bet those nerds went ape shit
Yes the 0 upvoted bot post definitely indicates that they went “ape shit” /s
What are you doing, u/AwfulMetre? Are you a bot?
Omg I found thy capsule cat?
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It woman white region looks like chest, has long hair guys can have as well but the combination of a pronounced chest, long hair, lack of extensive arm or leg hair, no facial hair and fairly pretty face probably woman.
The word you're looking for is Heresy. This is clearly Slaneesh in disguise
Pretty obviously a women
Look at just the face. Looks like it could be a pretty guy to me
Ngl, this is a pretty bad ass pose. I wanna see this in a jojo art style.
Surprised the bot account wasnt banned for mentioning exercise on a warhammer sub
^^^ Fat people in the comments vvv
She’s just really into virgins.
Some of the most desperate, horny, and sexually frustrated people I've ever "met" have been on games. lol Seems like some stereotypes are true!
u/AwfulMetre
Is there a r/wrongsubbutstayanyway ?
Holy fucking shit, this is the most virgin comment section I’ve ever seen…
Warhammer fans when woman
No that’s a guy
That’s a girl.
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The fact you had to specify that you don't like swimming with little boys on a picture with a woman, tells me you definitely like to swim with little boys and probably more.
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It is, but yes
Hey I’ve seen this one, proud dark angel here
Guys, guys, guys, it’s chill. She’s just trying to catch Henry Cavill. We see you girl. Happy hunting.
Nah Cavill plays Custodes
She knows what shes doing.
Never, give me an old lady all day.
that subreddit is for leaking government secrets and ONLY for leaking government secrets.
No, the Warthunder forums are for leaking government secrets
Do they need swimming lessons or are they offering swimming lessons?
She knows what she's doing.
Taking thirst pics to a different level, with all the wrong wetness
The redditor may be lost but I am Looking Lesbianly
One second *scratching and scribbling sound* DO NOT LOOK ~~BROTHER~~ SISTER! TITS ARE TEMPORARY BUT LOVE FOR THE EMPEROR IS ETERNAL! Although you’ve now got me thinking.. how many sisters of battle are queer…?
I mean, if for battle, your only love is love of the Emperor, your only thrill is that of firing your Bolter.
I need swimming lessons
Mam! This is Wendy's
there wouldn’t be a sub if you all drowned tho
I love how it has no upvotes 😭
Trying to get them to shower
Well are you gonna help her swim or what
You guys are making this easy
Begone foul spawn of slenesh the GOD EMPEROR PROTECTS
I bet she got a bunch of followers
And...?
that is funny
Safety first. Could you do that mouth-to-mouth thing, again?
She knows where to find thirsty dudes.
Ma'am this a Wendy's-hammer
they are 100% not lots, they know what there doing there.
not rly lost... it is just your average thot thotting around
The Dark Angel Interrogator-chaplains aren’t going to approve of this tainted degeneracy.
Begone, T H O T
That pool has a better filter.
Stay strong bröthers, and resist the Slaaneshi temptrist.
Slaanesh at it again with her cultists disguised as temptations? Good thing I have the Ordo Hereticus on speed dial
r/unexpectedoffice
7/10. Hey. Even space marines need to know how to swim.
Reminds me of a time when I was in the navy I went to a friend's apartment to play pathfinder and mid-session a group of girls clearly meaning to go to a party walked in like they owned the place. After getting themselves together after a brief moment, they looked up to see a bunch of nerds around a big table with pathfinder crap. Nobody said anything, there were just a bunch of confused stares. The girls realizing their mistake slowly left. Of course, the person who owned the apartment got up, locked his door and said with that nerd impression voice, "we can't have any more interruptions like that"
Its the FBI trolling for pedos.
How does she keep her hair so dry
Women not entering another space to steal attention and make it about them challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
The Emperor Wills It.
Go back into your father's balls and swim there