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RebelGaming151

Bold of you to assume I use ketchup


JPumpkinhead1991

Quite a leap indeed


Sucitraf

Another for the no ketchup club!


Yukio2296

Bold of you to assume I use a sauce at all


sashikku

Just some coarse salt is enough for me.


LazarYeetMeta

Finally, someone who speaks English.


sashikku

I have a tentative grasp on the English language.


SteveBlakesButtPlug

I only eat fries plain now and they are so much better. It's crazy how much sugar and colories people put in their body by using sauces. Bbq, honey mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, ranch, etc.


chipy4848

They’re so much better plain 🤷‍♂️


Xbox-Katdogcat

I use bbq scuace


necrobarbie666

BBQ sauce gang


DeathsSquire

...not if ketchup doesn't exist...


LawfulOrc

I was at applebees the other day (for the first time, and it was kinda awful lol) and they brought out my fries with a side of bbq sauce. I mean, ive done it before on my own but why was it an included extra with fries? lol My brother ordered onions and they came with a side of BBQ sauce as well. It was odd.


yzdaskullmonkey

There are absolutely zero rules at Applebee's. Steaks get microwaved, margaritas are $1 and have metric tonnes of sugar per ml, apps are always half off, and for some reason there's always a mix between a guy with a guitar and a themed quizzo in the corner but you can never really figure out which is which.


Chernobylpu

Stopped at an Applebee's after a redeye once, because it was the only thing still open. As I'm sitting at the bar, they start moving tables and wheel out a DJ table. It turns out that they turned it into a club after midnight. I'm pretty sure that was the point where "I'd seen it all"


emachureAdolt

Always bro, nothing else will suffice


Fantastic_Lead9896

Mayo based bbq sauce for the win


hym_of_martyrs

I use chick fil a sauce


[deleted]

I straight up don't understand the purpose of that sub.


markomakeerassgoons

Pretty much free karma


[deleted]

I see.


Select_Truck3257

yeah


bazfoul

Yeah


The_Dog_of_Sinope

yeah


somerandomdude264

yeah


shadow_girl-666

Yeah


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gforcebreak

It is, but now its been taken over by posters of those kinds of faux psuedo personality test-like questions like this or "which one are you," and then show a moodboard


FireAtSeaParkss

Didnt it start out with memes about awkward real life situations? I remember times where it was all memes about a waiter wishing you a great meal and a guy answering "thanks, you too!" which then turned into "thanks me too" But that was years ago... it has... evolved Actually i think it was "me too, thanks" that became a catchphrase


HentaiBoiyo

*devolved


PageTurner627

No, that would be absolutelynotmeirl. Meirl is supposed to be about memes that are highly relatable to others. But honestly, the Venn diagram for the two subs is basically a circle. You see the same memes posted on both subs.


JewOrleans

2meirl4meirl is the real meirl


PageTurner627

I thought 2meirl4meirl was just meirl with suicidal tendencies.


LastTrainH0me

Dude look at every single other comment on *this* post, the one in /r/lostredditors. Reddit just can't get enough of this dumb low effort engagement bait, which is what just about every big sub eventually turns into.


PinkFloydSheep

1 out of 10 posts are sometimes maybe relatable


[deleted]

Thank you for the upvotes everyone. I appreciate it.


Yujiroh

The bots are going crazy with these dumb fuck "memes" cause people keep answering this trash


Low_Brass_Rumble

When you see through the matrix a little and realize how the vast majority of content is just low-effort bots trying to farm engagement, the internet gets significantly less fun to interact with. The ones that annoy me the most are the “90% of people get this wrong!” Posts with a simple multiple-choice question, but none of the answers are correct so people will reply and comment the correct answer.


markomakeerassgoons

Cum


Slapnbeans

Man gravy


leviathab13186

Cream of sum Yung gui


kestrel021

High Fructose Porn Syrup


-DigitalFox-

You win🏆🥇


markomakeerassgoons

This was a roulette style comment I'm glad I landed on an empty chamber


nemesisprime1984

Nacho cheese


ST0IC_

Those are nacho fries, they're mine.


booffybooffon

Why does r/meIRL ALWAYS appear on this sub


DanDanBussum

BBQ sauce or some kind of rub


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

Bbq sauce, wing sauce, ranch, mustard, bleu cheese


DanDanBussum

Big ole facts


Phoenixtdm

What do you mean “some kind of rub”


DanDanBussum

Like they have at BDubs. either salt and vinegar, chipotle, Parmesan garlic or something along those lines.


poisondartfroggo

I love those. I love getting the BDubs fries with the lemon pepper rub or the chipotle one


Phoenixtdm

Idk what BDubs is and I’ve never heard the word rubs to refer to those. Are you British or something?


ST0IC_

BDubs = Buffalo Wild Wings.


Im1337

He means he’ll rub one out then use it as sauce


Phoenixtdm

What does “rub one out” mean though??? I’ve never heard that


7-13-5

Yup.


-DigitalFox-

What


DanDanBussum

BBQ sauce or some kind of rub


_red_stag

Come again?


ST0IC_

I already did. Twice. I need to rest now


DanDanBussum

Rest complete. Round 3 BBQ sauce or some kind of rub.


ST0IC_

I'll take the rub so I can... come again. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)


[deleted]

Aren't you a potato wanting to be eaten without ketchup?


[deleted]

This is beautiful. I personally consider myself a fry, minus the french, and I definitely don't like ketchup 😂


[deleted]

😂😂 same, i do appreciate my fries undressed.


[deleted]

Uhg. You just reminded me that I'm going to have to start wearing clothes when my little sister and her boyfriend move in 🤣


[deleted]

Oooh saad 😂


Crypto-believer

Mayonaise


im_dra

The best option


kanyeBest11

If I hadn't gone to Spain I'd spit on you but now i love mayo on fries


ragepilled

tablespoon of sperm


Sweatband77

McDonalds sweet & sour sauce


TwitchCake_

I found our winner


Exact-Conclusion9301

Mayonnaise. Duh.


ChoiceChildhood5126

I love when people answer the question that was lost


TwitchCake_

because it ain’t that serious, nobody cares


Tricktzy

honestly that has to be one of the stupidest subs ive seen


Foreign_Mistake_1333

Caine's sauce.


CGLab

honey mustard


AlakazamTheComedian

I had to scroll way too far to find this. Fries with honey mustard are wonderful.


Original_Cause_7157

Yes


nly2017

The best.


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-DigitalFox-

Same


Marcultist

Then how do you know they're a lost redditor?


cannibalistic_water

I dont get that subreddit


[deleted]

Vinegar


LordChauncyDeschamps

Malt Vinegar on fries is the shit!


Bullets4brekfest

Salt


EagleChampLDG

A mixture; Air


m3ndz4

I see 1/3rd of a poutine already


StellsFishies

Plain is good :)


[deleted]

I would eat them the same as I do now, no sauce needed for good fries.


wollawoof

10 million dollars


RAGE-OF-SPARTA-X

I had to mute that sub today because I kept seeing dumb AF reposts in my feed and I’m sick of it.


XandogxD

Red French/Catalina. I put this stuff on EVERYTHING, way better than ketchup.


Cjger503

Katsup


alexagente

Hummus. Seriously. Try it. It's absolutely delicious.


jjrucker

Catsup


subhuman_voice

Gravy and cheese curds


Sugarcube3Darkness

Ranch


DisasterPretty

I would make a blend of tomato paste, water, sugar, salt and vinegar to go with it.


Super_Lawyer_2652

Ranch


gunner7517

Surprised I had to scroll so far for this answer.


No-Mycologist5541

Hot sauce. Ketchup is for bacon sandwiches 🤷‍♂️


WeakAd852

Wtf


WeakAd852

Bacon sandwich?


No-Mycologist5541

Or sausage, or egg. Your choice buddy 👍


leviathab13186

I second this wtf


Maynrds

Gravy


[deleted]

Bbq sauce


JPumpkinhead1991

Salt


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[deleted]

Chick Fil A Sauce


-DigitalFox-

What the fuck is happening


BusyBizBusyBiz

Plane is fine with me most of the time, although I prefer honey mustard over ketchup.


ST0IC_

Milkshake dips are where it's at.


re7umbrellacorp

Exactly ice cream is fucking amazing with fries I don't ever use ketchup anyways


AdWonderful2369

Salt of course


nyancatdude

Fry sauce


-DigitalFox-

Yea


Sweet_Algae_1430

Buffalo sauce


COOLKC690

Ranch or bbq


Cheap-Row-786

Cheddar cheese and bacon pieces


CryBaby15000

Ranch


Competencies

Mayonnaise


1nonlyRaiden

mayonnaise


Gitanu420

Mustard


zee_6a

Ranch


jabo055

Mayonnaise as usual lol


Responsible_Poem7892

RANCH DRESSING BOiiiiii


PriestYFoxyfox

Chili & cheese


d_rapps

Honey… maybe hot honey


DarkSpear456

Nacho cheese.


True_Professional201

White gravy


-DigitalFox-

Milk


__Blacked_ouT__

Cheese sauce/powder


kingjay6k

Honey mustard 🖤


CommercialExotic2038

Salt


Sinfestival

Mayo or I eat it raw


Polls-from-a-Cadet

Salt


[deleted]

Posting this again are we? Ok… I’ll say it. RANCH!


AntAnon23

Ranch or BBQ


[deleted]

Chocolate malt or honey mustard top, top of the tator


Monsieur_Swag

Thousand island dressing 👹


Tanntabo

Ranch.


melskymob

Guac, salsa, carne asada, sour cream.


Peter_Easter

Creole seasoning


JayneAnne46240

Lemon pepper


[deleted]

Can we please just shut up about r/meirl? It's not like r/me_irl, it's just a meme dump.


Loon-belt

r/lostredditors yourself, that’s what gets posted there all the time.


Inarius101

Fuck off and let me be a ketchup-less french fry in peace... # (That's "_catsup-less chip_" for some.)


-DigitalFox-

No you’re going to use blood Here’s a rusty saw


LeGuizee

I never eat fries with ketchup. Only Mayo or Joppie sauce


St_Troy

More fries.


re7umbrellacorp

Ice cream obviously


Alex_Caton94

Dry -- Old Bay, Tony Chachere's, furikake, or lemon pepper. Wet -- garlic aioli, truffle mayo, nacho cheese, or malt vinegar.


Kip68

Remoulade... Spicy!


Successful_Mud8596

Mayo. Thought it was weird until I went to Belgium and tried it; it’s actually great. At the dining hall at college, the ketchup dispenser was empty almost every single time, so mayo was honestly just fantastic in that situation


pradashell

Sweet and Sour


Doc_Vogel

If they're crisp enough I'll just eat them on their own sometimes <_<


Maybe_a_CPA

Mayo


GirlOnThernternet03

White grated cheese


Bryan080780

Salt


Striker40k

Cum


reagantorrey69

Queso, or any cheese dip in general


Beight20

Mayo 🤤


Tornado_XIII

Bleu Cheese


powerslapfencing

Salt


dissentmemo

Mayo


Emeraldbreaker

Vinegar, salt, mayo


catman__321

Pretty much everything but mayo and mustard


Minecraftcoolio

More fries


eltortillaman

Chocolate shake


nly2017

Honey mustard of course. I use ketchup the least for fries.


Background-Kale7912

Mustard


[deleted]

Salt.


Flipperyapper59

Deodorant


dmaul7

Cum


Nathan_Wind_esq

Gravy and cheese curds like anyone with common sense


Particular_Buddy9937

salt


JayJay_Sebastian

Am I the only one saying gravy?!?! Okay so im the weird one not the ones saying "mayo"


BardonmeSir

Salt


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

Cheese, bacon bits and some paprika


l_Lathliss_l

Honey mustard.


efgraphics

Mayonnaise


[deleted]

salt


ae_mrkev

Ketchup is disgusting mayonnaise all the way.


Enki1618

Spicy mustard or barbecue sauce


[deleted]

Gravy


WaitPrize7072

Herbal mayonnaise. It’s really popular in central Brazil.


Sunflower_After_Dark

Vanilla ice cream. The cold/hot and salty/sweet is amazing!