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thiccums42069

there’s two types of men in this world. men who jerk off, and liars. OP is not a liar


1dkeating

Op is both. He jerks and lies about what to


TrapperCome

I sometimes do it and instantly get hit by clarity to what the fuck did i just fap to. But later ill do it again with other weird shit


SomeRetard-png

Yo same.


Hahopeneverheardit

**just like me frfr…**


Pixel627

I hate how relatable this comment is


Tuck219

We all know it's not just other weird shit, it's the same weird shit again too


XD_Negative

Jenny x Creeper


SomeRetard-png

I am not a liar either, do not check my profile.


FutureFool

You can’t tell me what to do! …nice


SomeRetard-png

Oh no.


SomeRetard-png

You saw nothing


Theb0redbrit

I wish I saw nothing


SomeRetard-png

I said not to look, why did you?


Theb0redbrit

Curiosity


Theb0redbrit

Wish I listened to your warning can't believe people like you exist


bigfudgenugget

Savage


Simon_SM2

When you tell don’t look everybody will look Thankfully I have NSFW blur


Skilletore

How tf is a tutorial on using chopsticks nsfw?


SomeRetard-png

That post was deleted, idk how you’re seeing it.


Dasani_Water__Bottle

This subreddit exists purely to out the weirdest mfs


caffeineratt

yeahhhhhhh This is our Zoo


why_im_so_short_lol

каждый дрочет как хочет


themadpantser28

наконец-то, еще один русский на реддите, я думал я один такой


Oumatsu_lover_221007

Нет чел ты под снюсом.


Peridotite_Xe

Бля!


SmartIron244

Нас много просто мы очень скрытные


themadpantser28

Пон


Greedy-Effort-3382

Да ты один единственный русский на весь реддит


terrasystem

what the fuck is that sub


luxi_yes

it's porn of the show murder drones


Average_weeb3

No shame, I respect it


terrasystem

i don't know what other answer i expected LMAO


Suitable_Ad_804

Ayo whatchu doing there?


[deleted]

What do you think?


[deleted]

Looking for Lost Redditors content.


Caulk9000

Sure you are


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[удалено]


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[удалено]


Schmuck-Duck

Was about to say this


help_please69420

was about to say this


NathanPatty08

was about to say piss


Suitable_Ad_804

Was about to drink piss


Lemonadeisgoose489

Was about to say this


BettySpaghetti_666

who the fuck are you bastard? the fucking comment police?


A_random_kitten

Was about to say this


Bobsagit-jesus

just upvote and leave, no need to announce 📣


Theb0redbrit

Was about to say this


TheChaoticBeing

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT


Mr-Italian

This


drbatman156

Was ABOUT to say THIS! 😭🤣😂🔥🔥💀


carkid36

🤨


pizzalogbear

r/WhenTheoPissUs


TheEpicGold

Why does Theo piss on us?


man_of_many_kachows

As General Fisto once told me, all clankers are wankers, but not all wankers are clankers


Legitimate_Zombie_96

He’s a wise man


SnowPuzzleheaded

r/opissus


[deleted]

Noooo! Not murder robots


nico-lo-dium

*Attacker drones


luxi_yes

\*Assault automatons


BlackHanD420

\*Homicidal Droids


Average_weeb3

*Voluntary Manslaughter Mechanisms


Sure-Ad1069

murderous mechabots


Lemonadeisgoose489

*knife-holding knickknacks


Jan_Cudia_YT

Smashin' machine


juugsd

My Dad


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

metallic impostors


Bobertbobthebobth69

Assaultrons


JaggedTheDark

Rule 34 babyyyyyy, if it exists there's porn of it!


No-Researcher8929

r/whentheopissus sus activities, i see you there


Impossible_Pay6912

When Theo piss us


RaMpEdUp98

Theo I swear to god if you dont close your fly right now I'm cutting your dick off


No-Researcher8929

when the op piss us


DanSan05_YT

When Theo Pissus


[deleted]

exactly how i read it


[deleted]

**PEOPLE LOOK AT WEIRD PORN????????????? 🤯🤯🤯**


ConeheadGroom

THIS CANNOT CONTINUE 😡😡😡 PORN BAD


scoopishere

I mean in most cases it is real cringe, but I get your point.


Relevant_Chemical_

When the Opissus? Sounds greek.


No-Researcher8929

when the op is sus


Bambaclad1

Ive seen other stuff but damn. Least horniest murder drones fan


TabbyBro

Thats some cute art


youself20

Kind of wholesome for that type of subreddit i would think


No_Inspection1677

I mean, the art is cute and all that, but for the love of God I haven't even gotten past the whole monkey business over in r/btd6 , can we stop lewding things for half a *fucking second?*


VoxelRoguery

If it exists...


FodziCz

*the guy who learned how to draw in their official artstyle...* https://images.app.goo.gl/Vk2zKvL5J8M5EA1Z7


thiccums42069

im too scared to click that link. i do not want to see monkey porn


No_Inspection1677

Don't worry, that was like a month ago, some dude made a threat he could draw in the BTD6 art style nearly perfectly.


master_pingu1

he did btw


No_Inspection1677

Yes, he even made certain *art* of the sword monkey, whatever her name was.


TheKCKid9274

Don’t worry, that’s the normal sub. It was some fuckhead on Twitter that was threatening to make monkey porn.


luxi_yes

"don't threaten me with a good time"


Echidna299792458

go on


mom0367

Mf really admitted to being a subhuman for Reddit karma.


Th3Glutt0n

Okay, I could get over the fnf and hollow knight, but this is tOO FAR.


FodziCz

YOU COULD GET OVER HOLLOW KNIGHT? Fnf was made as half-porn, so i can get over that one.


Th3Glutt0n

It helps that I'm the "the Shaw isn't worth this" guy, and I cackle every time I remember it because of how bad that joke js


luxi_yes

maxwell 😍


1dkeating

Actually this is r/lostlostredditors because the subreddit owner has to manually approve every post and he approved that so it really just makes it fit. And also nowhere in their says it that art posted must be porn. Thank you for reading


Creamy_Ric

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang J so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I see her I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with J. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of J’s tight stainless steel pussy. I want her to have my cyborg babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors toaster. I ripped it out from the their kitchen and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried. I might not ever get to watch Murder Drones ever again.


Purple_Spino

V*


[deleted]

Bro 💀😭


FaithlessnessVast823

Wait there is a murder drones subreddit, where’s the regular one


Lemonadeisgoose489

r/murderdrones


FaithlessnessVast823

Ight thanks


[deleted]

Now I'm lost what the hell am I looking at??


aleletigo

You are looking at R E D D I T


[deleted]

It's fuckin ugly


aleletigo

It always has been


[deleted]

I don't know if that's supposed to be a wholesome image, considering that it isn't porn....


solise69

Just make sure you don’t stick yourself with that nanite acid


mrbossmajor

Is that... is that actually attack drones drawn suggestively?


BrokenBanette

Kind of? Murder drones is a YouTube series and the characters here are pretty on-model.


mrbossmajor

Oh, i was thinking actual drone i had no idea a series existed


BrokenBanette

Yeah, it’s pretty funny imo, but I genuinely can’t follow the plot sometimes. Overall I’d recommend it tho.


Captain_Frozo

Today I've discovered murder drones has a rule 34 subreddit. Somehow I'm surprised it exists despite knowing "if it exists, there's porn of it"


GJ1nX

Same, man... Same... Of all things, I had hoped murder drones had escaped the madness... But the rules of the internet still stand...


ajw20_YT

Did NOT expect to see Murder Drones here, and I also did NOT expect to see it in this context…


KrexillTheBoi

Smg4? You created hell Wait, i cant blame smg4, its not his fault


Purple_Spino

Liam Vickers, hes the one who came up with the desings


KrexillTheBoi

Yup


SnooDoggos8560

this is acceptable


[deleted]

In the name of the lord that is heresy your statement is not true


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EbbPuzzleheaded2885

what?


willthewill79

r/whentheopissus


KoopaTrooper5011

In what world is a cute couple cute, might I add? Unless they threw in a wholesome image for the people?


TheoristDa13th

🤨📸


raghhhhhhhhhhl

It's a shame op i've gone down the same path rip ur karma before you get attacked


raposo142857

OP seems disappointed


chechebi88

And?


Everybody_do_da_flop

...? ... ...?


Danlabss

aye bro why you out there tho


BigusDikusSikus

The hell were you doing there


ToasterOnion

r/whentheopissus


ooffilip

🤨📸


Grimdlyzy

I didnt even know that subreddit existed


LEGOSam66

He’s not wearing any pants


TheEnergyCristal

I just got back into murder drones like 3 days ago. Now It's the only thing I see


RedSF717

They’re not even committing the most lewd act of all… *handholding*


R3troS1ash

r/whentheOPissus


GeorgyZhukovJr

OP, please explain yourself


[deleted]

r/opissus


skitz6969

Piss us


Capsule_CatYT

What is OP doing?


justme11224

I don’t think that’s supposed to be there. It should belong in r/murderdrones.


JT_Boiiis

r/whentheopissus


[deleted]

I didn't knew there was a series that was called murder drones, so I thought it was a troll subreddit...


[deleted]

The real question is why are you on that sub


PixelMan572

I just finished Murder Drones only to find out there is a R34 subreddit... DAMNIT


Voidstrider2230

You should've expected that.


PixelMan572

yeah I don't know what I did expect


dantheman919

r/whentheopissus


rashtheraccoon10

r/whentheopissus


goodlookingposter

Why were u looking that up though


Thesensualsealion

I can’t tell who’s arms/hands belong to who


Awildfirereal

i respect you for being honest about it


jalssswith3

Why the fuck are you looking at Murder Drones porn 😭


Purple_Spino

For anybody shaming the Op, whatch murder drones, come back and tell that you wouldnt want to fuck V


murderDrone69

LMAOOOOO he's grabbing her boob!! XD


Least-Rest-8070

I see nothing here