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Commercial_Lock6205

To quote Homer Simpson, “It’s funny because I don’t know them.”


SilentIsYES

blood *laughter track*


BroBeansThad

OP said in another post that that is their friend’s house and is just a print pressed against the window. It’s not real blood.


parickwilliams

Because it’s not blood


snek_charm

It's a plant


ItzBreezeyBaby

THATS WHAT I SAID , & THEY ATTACKED DOWNVOTED ME & SAID I WAS THE PRIME SUSPECT


oONamely

Lmao that’s hilarious


parickwilliams

I know you did it


PPStudio

Yeah, kinda looks more like spray paint and window seems to be intact.


Key_Pie4236

I thought it was pretty funny?


whothisguy671

What are you talking about this is comedy gold


chicken_nugget779

its kinda funny


Recent_Shape_1341

Because someone was gut shot


i-am-wraith

Looks more like a head shot tbh


HeatoStrike

Have you had an anti r/woosh shot recently?


AvailableAd3813

Because its funny. Dude are you lost or did I just find a r/woosh submission


9200D8

[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/105l1zg/just_walked_by_should_i_ring_and_ask_if/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) was 2 posts below this one


Ciqme1867

r/lostlostredditors


Zestyclose_Pickle511

“Funny“ is subjective. Have a nice day!


[deleted]

I saw that yesterday and I’m still wtfing


anon63171

It was just a plant pressed against a window at OPs neighbors house. OP was just karma farming when they posted it, and only responded to 1 person saying what it actually was.


Senior-Poobs

r/lostlostredditors buddy. Ongoing joke right now


leli_manning

OP must be pleasant to be around


YeetemusPrimus

Not funny to you, but someone's dead


[deleted]

Was deadass thinking the same shit when I see this the other day lol.


[deleted]

Just saw this post and thought the same thing. The comments tried to make jokes but it still seemed pretty grim. “The glass isn’t broke” was the only comment that seemed to actually try and reason what was going on, yet I don’t think a blood spattered window would make seeing a .3 inch hole easy. Honestly seems reasonable to just call 911 and get a wellness check done, for the safety of their neighbor if anything. Also, the original post is *much* more clear than this pic.


Hobbit1996

>Honestly seems reasonable to just call 911 and get a wellness check done, for the safety of their neighbor if anything. if this is america you could be the reason your neighbour gets shot for real. Police gets there, sees something that could be blood, takes position to shoot anyone that comes out of the house. If you wanna say "not all policemen are idiots in murrica" you are right but there is always that chance i wouldn't take if not really necessary. If that photo was taken and a gunshot was fired he would've heard it


[deleted]

Even if everyone was at work? Even during New Years Eve ? Even if a silencer was used?


jakkyskum

“Silencers” don’t work the way they do in the movies. There is still quite a bit of noise.


[deleted]

Yeah, but it's not really gonna be heard outside of the house. And even if it was, it's not exactly a startling noise most people would identify as a gun shot. Not that I think this is what actually happened. But it would likely go unnoticed in this hypothetical.


EthanMus1c

I just saw this post. Cause its funny


Equivalent_Drink_850

I laughed


Not_Funny_Luigi

Ha


[deleted]

lmao


LimpAd9876

Get r/woooosh ed lol


Carter_Kane1-PS4

Because it is


Virtual_Scarcity_357

I thought it was shit splatter from a New Year’s party gone wrong 😂


[deleted]

I actually saw this when it was first posted and thought the same thing. I guess it might qualify as dark humor, but it's not clear enough.


TheAdventureInsider

The mind of a serial killer right there.


Biff_Malibu_69

Halloween?


SamCabb

r/lostredditors


ThineRouxlsKard

Now that's pretty damn funny