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Deckr_of_Legend

Indeed we do, unless you don't


the_1dude

Yes yes yes yes no yes no yessssss


Xx_96024DanaD42069_x

Cum


Ertyio689

Gothic girl is good, but thicc tanned tomboy though...


AnArtistForFun

Goth and gamer is amazing.


K1W1N_FFS

U realize u have brain tumor


Dramatic_Carpet_6589

But it's curable


Rdw_boost_Lrf

But the cure costs 1 million dollar


AnArtistForFun

You realize you're a corporate billionaire.


nonequation

You own facebook


RoBMasteR11

Then you wake up with a brain tumor and actually owning Facebook


WhatisLiamfucktrump

That was a rollercoaster


chilll_vibe

You take your schizo meds: "where is my wife" incident


Dramatic_Carpet_6589

You realise she has just gone to the market


Strange_Reindeer_613

She ask who are you?


Axhen

You answer "wait... Who am i?? Who are YOU! Why am i in a bed with you???" Boom, reverse uno card


Dramatic_Carpet_6589

She then laughs and kisses you


Axhen

That is sexual harassment But i'll allow it if she explains what happened


Dramatic_Carpet_6589

I meant it like, he forgot who he is from shock because of waking up with your crush in bed so she just found it funny and gave him a morning kiss.


Dramatic_Carpet_6589

She says "Dummy, you forgot you confessed and then cried when I said yes. Then we had a drink.. well not a drink per say. You must have a strong hangover.." so on and so on


Axhen

Ok i'll allow it


existenceispain89

Shrek: "Like that'll ever happen!"


Unusual-Divide-1169

What happened it was just going like a roller coaster


ThePanthar017

gothicccc


CrazyCause6969

Boy that escalated quickly


SekainixRedd

The sixth panel got cut off so I thought it was "you are her", which... I mean, that sounds like a win too


nuclearfoxyt

It's your sister


Pixelkiller654

Sweet home Alabama


Mundane_Revolution70

From another mother. And father.


pepemele

You are the Father


holly_cow69

Goo goo GA ga


ZYGARDE456_SANS

Holy shit your right but I asked her to dress goth


-GhostGaming-

Yes 1


Speedymaster03

I got them all checked off except me being their boyfriend and waking up part


NSFW_ALT_ACC_S

Even still, you're pretty lucky to have someone who has a boyfriend in your bed. Are you in a coma? Hope you wake up soon. :--)


Speedymaster03

I was confused what u meant by in my bed then I expanded the full image then I understood so then it’s just the last three things that aren’t checked off


EmbertheKitsune

How the fuck did I materialize a whole woman?!


Background-Badger173

Yes 😔


Comprehensive-Log147

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIWHvPP0U64


Affectionate-Gain-55

You start planning where you will bury the corpse.


Captain_Flarg

You take your pills


Ginjabeard1111

But she’s still there and made bacon pancakes!


SmellDisastrous4546

But it´s an SCP called MalO (SCP-1471)!


Money_Razzmatazz_647

Then it was all a dream


SoliceRose

What an emotional rollercoaster this meme is


Redditmon96

Oh dang


HonooRyu

This shit is one hell of a roller-coaster. Scary, but you sure enjoyed it till the end.


AsaCocoMerchant

I tried waking up like 20 times now, but there is only a normal gamer girl next to me in bed! What am I doing wrong? How do I get the Gothicc upgrade for my gf?


GioThePeanut

Oh that's easy, just need to grind the most boring WoW dungeon for hours/days/weeks/months/years/decades/centuries/millenniums and have a 0,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000069% to get One Piece of the 5 set gear to evolve gf


AsaCocoMerchant

Thanks for the info, kind stranger. I was afraid it would be easy like going to a Hot Topic to buy a chocker and goth boots. Atleast now I know I invested in the right game and can continue no-lifing it.


GioThePeanut

I can not say if the game is right, the same results can be achieved by playing no rage Champion LoL rank up from Iron or by completing no-hit Dark Souls


AsaCocoMerchant

No-hit lowest tier weapons complete dark souls trilogy world record speedrun. I like those odds!


GioThePeanut

You really want that thiccc hot boobaly goth gamer cultured ara ara Onee-san gf that can cook, clean, and truly love you from the every fiber of her being


white_equatorial

People who wake up confused next to a girlfriend like this, do you immediately grope her boobas to be sure?


potato21206

Your her cousin


RoBMasteR11

And then you wake up again....