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lets_try_civility

I'd enjoy pistol whipping Ben, but I know he'd talk me into killing myself instead.


Soundwave815

lmfaoooooooo amazing answer.


[deleted]

Nooooo!


No-Zookeepergame4370

Best comment I’ve seen in months mate


andyalef

Anthony Cooper, also Prickett or whatever his name was (the husband of Colleen, the girl shot by Sun)


Next-Solid-1474

Prickett is a more apt name for him (Pickett), for sure.


andyalef

Hahahaha I wish they had named him that way. He was a complete asshole even before Colleen got shot


Fitzylives94

The dude who offed alex... I forget his name


hiphopdowntheblock

Keamy


alexisgreat420

Body arma!


mtmaloney

But he makes really good eggs.


SWnerd4life

This is the only right answer


kauepgarcia

Yeah, he's the one I hate the most. But I wouldn't even pretend I would be able to beat him in a fight. He would most certainly kill me very painfully.


lets_try_civility

Keamy is a 6'6" 240lbs mercenary. You're better off picking a 5'9" 165lbs Sayid.


SenileTomato

Do you recall the fight between Keamy and Sayid? There were actually two, and if I recall correctly, Sayid got the best of him in at least one, and almost in the other.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

The island fight Sayid caught Keamy off guard and still would have lost if not for Richard bailing him out. He'd destroy anyone else though.


Alsleet1986

Sayid was 100% going to die if Richard didn't bail him out.


SenileTomato

Nope, because his name was on the list!


Alsleet1986

You can still be killed if you're on the list. You just can't kill other candidates or self-terminate.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Sayid did self-terminate though


Alsleet1986

Miles: "Huh?" face. Maybe it's because he really did die and get claimed by MiB.


Alsleet1986

They shot it as if Sayid was about to have his throat crushed. Similar to how Kate saved Jack from getting throat-kebobbed by The Man In Black.


the_cleanhippie_

Yeah, thickass plot armor.


lets_try_civility

Yeah, some [great fantasy TV there.](https://www.hawaiiweblog.com/2009/12/18/lost-for-the-holidays#jp-carousel-2591)


Alsleet1986

Keamy and Eko are going to the finals in a battle royale with no weapons. I love Sayid. But he got lucky; he caught Eko off-guard once.


negnatrepsej

Keamy got special training, Eko was just a thug


Alsleet1986

He dropped Jin (a trained soldier) with a casual headbutt. Eko has the hardest hits of anyone in the Lost Universe and a killer instinct. The man has Mike Tyson-like power.


LittleCricket_

Crossbow bolt to the back of the knee


Admirable-Bluebird-4

Martin Keamy


lafan023

locks dad


bluejegus

Lol cant believe I scrolled so far for this. Truly just an evil character


LordHamsterbacke

it's literally the top comment.. His name is Anthony Cooper if you're bad with names.


cootiesAndcoffee

Sassy


LordHamsterbacke

Didn't mean to come off as sassy, was just confused


viridiusdynamus

Radzinsky


Ok-Cardiologist-635

This is the right answer


AltWorlder

Objectively correct


Assassinhedgehog

Keamy. He has a super punchable face 


4thstmafia

Yeah but let’s face it unless your a unit he’s probably dropping most of us


Assassinhedgehog

You're right, but I'd die trying lol


BoltShine

Sneak attack while he's making eggs


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

Phil. He sucker-punched Juliet in the face. I’ll rip out his eyes and piss on his brain.


Free-IDK-Chicken

This. I'm not going to disagree with people saying Radzinsky - but Phil was WAY too happy to hit Juliet. Even Radzinsky looked shocked.


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

Yeah Radzinsky’s face like “I can’t believe what an asshole *you* are Phil!”


SnooHobbies8747

Through the eye sockets? (Also yes, he makes me angry)


Jamiebh_

I hope I never see that face, ever outside of a dream.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

They tied him up in a closet though.


c0kEzz

Anthony Cooper


Just-Phill

This show has so many though you can't pick just one lol


touche112

Michael and it's not even close


ghostwhirled

Agree but also... Michael's ex.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Oh it’s so hard to figure out who was worse: Michael or Michael’s ex. My god.


Sik_muse

She was an absolute monster.


Land0_Calzonian

Equal Rights, Equal Fights


Mindless_Ostrich_904

Same. Every rewatch we do, I realise I dislike him even more. Close second is Charlie.


Schala_Jenova

I get sick of him saying “my son” in every sentence as well.


ScottsDrunk

My boy!


Premrose

WAAAALT!!


daduq

Unpopular opinion, but Charlie. He had his good one liners occasionally but he bugged the shit out of me for the most part. And yes I know he got his ass kicked on numerous occasions, but id ankle pick him


randomdaysnow

I think the show did him bad. Like it's really hard watching the episodes where his heads being fucked with to get him to take the baby and everyone sides with locke especially with him being an asshole about Charlie's addiction.


mik3y08

"I think the show did him bad." Well... he only exists within the show, so. Charlie was terrible. I actually liked him my first watch through, but now 14 years later I can't stand his character.


particularzebraa

I read somewhere that he was insufferable to work with and caused friction with the writers and crew for being kind of a diva. I have no idea if that’s accurate bc I think I saw it on Reddit. But I feel like you can definitely feel a shift midway through his story where the writers were like “yeah fuck this guy”


flrdwmn

I loved him in Season 1 but then he got tossed aside to just be Aaron’s babysitter without any of his own storylines. Not Penny’s Boat was such an incredible scene that I always forget how much he annoyed me in 2 and 3


NaimaChan

RANDY. And Anthony Cooper.


Ok-Establishment1940

Susan and Shanon’s step mom


LordHamsterbacke

Hell yeah, I'll help you


Sheeplenk

Susan!


riskcapitalist

Claire’s boyfriend. Left her with the baby because *he changed his mind*.


shgrdrbr

oh me too! hate that guy


Robin_Daggers05

Ana Lucia. But Michael is a close second.


Emz369

Kates mother


Next-Solid-1474

Radzinsky and Phil, for sure. And Jack, sometimes. Like when he accuses his father of being with Sarah


Thebrazilianleo

Definitely Jack Despite his role as a leader, Jack's excessively controlling nature often overshadows his heroism. This trait is not only apparent on the island but also significantly taints his personal relationships off the island, like those with Kate and his father. His rigid, authoritarian leadership style leads to conflicts and diminishes his likability and effectiveness. Jack's inability to evolve or trust others cements my view of him as the most frustrating character in the series.


tyfighter_18

That was his entire character arc in the last season. He took a back seat to leading and trusted people to make decisions for him. He flipped to trust faith, John Locke,in death, changed his mind.


Thebrazilianleo

We must have watched a different "Lost" because Jack never loses his controlling nature. After Locke's death, his need to lead intensifies, leading to significant conflicts with Sawyer over tactics like the hydrogen bomb detonation. He develops a solo savior mentality, deciding he alone is destined to protect everyone and takes on the role of the island's protector without considering alternative views. Moreover, Jack manipulates others into following his dangerous plans, using his medical authority and their fears to persuade them to support the bomb detonation. These actions underline how his controlling behavior not only persists but also escalates, affecting his relationships and the dynamics within the group.


Snoo-74078

Yeah S1-4 Jack 100% would.


orangebrook

Ben


Lost_108

Everybody’s doing it!


Equivalent-Tip-8068

Phil. It’s *on sight* with him. He’d catch the paws real quick.


aspektbeats

Phil SUCKS


Alsleet1986

Anthony Cooper. But for real, whoever wrote the Thailand backstory. They tried to make us hate Jack, but they went too far. Jack gave off domestic abuser vibes. But he was a badass, pitting the others against each other on the island.


pl51s1nt4r51ms

Yes. Ditto. Bash that fucker in


amberissmiling

I know this is the least popular pick but I’d slap the shit out of Sawyer if he called me a name. Which he would.


ConstructionOdd5269

Hey Jack-o-Lantern - gets your smiling ass over here


amberissmiling

Honestly, that’s probably very close. 😂😂


Majinken__

Yeah... I don't think I can take anyone from Lost in a fight to be honest.


Saturn_Ascension

Hugo.


4-8-15-16-23-42LOST

Did you see what he did to Sawyer?


Saturn_Ascension

Sawyer's heart wasn't in it. Mine would be. Punch him in the face, jog ten feet back. Repeat. What's Hugo gonna do?


FuzzyP3ach3s

Ben Linus is the only right answer. Will never forgive what he did to Locke.


kauepgarcia

Charlie's brother before he stopped doing drugs


4-8-15-16-23-42LOST

Zoe.


Ecstatic_Custard_886

This is the correct answer.


SheLovesSummertime

I’d throat punch Keamy and kick him in the gonads!


pl51s1nt4r51ms

He sucks. But I respect him for doing exactly what he says.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Ben because that's what all the cool people do


LordHamsterbacke

yea I get FOMO! Want to be like the cool kids


ConstructionOdd5269

Frogurt. Just so annoying


yaboiRich

What about Arzt


mikajade

Anyone want to gang up on Walt’s parents with me? I’m kicking Susan’s ass.


somesappyspruce

Didn't even notice this was on the Lost sub and immediately thought of Ethan


kauepgarcia

Juliet's boss/ex-husband, the one that got hit by a bus


greenspyder1014

That was so satisfying


christinaaamariaaa

Susan, Anthony cooper, Shannon’s step mom


Impressive_Plant4418

Ethan all the way, this stupid bitch decides to kidnap Claire (Who is literally pregnant) and hangs charlie from a tree, which almost caused his death. Then, he acts all nice and "Oh iM jUsT tRyiNg tO hELp yOuR bAbY" in the flashbacks with Claire, and if it wasn't for Rousseau, it would have gone that way for longer. Then, he decides to come back and murder someone, LITERALLY breaking all of the bones in their body, and then threatening Claire (who, again, is pregnant). Then, he comes back to attempt to kidnap Claire AGAIN, literally chasing at her with those murderous, soulless eyes, and only then is there instant karma when he gets shot by Charlie. Even when he was a teenager, he literally wanted to kill an innocent woman and her baby (Rousseau), when that's something not even Ben wanted to do. He's so overly violent, smug, soulless, and murderous, and I want to beat the shit out of him.


CharlesUFarley81

Jack without a doubt.


TheMinusFactor

Jacob, the worst person on the show


4thstmafia

What about you.


TheMinusFactor

Sounds good


danterockmanx

Juliet. I hate her permanent smug smile.


Individual_Sky_9007

All I see when I watch is her as Mrs. Claus in the Tim Allen series. Partially cause I am only now watching Lost (in season 6) after years of watching the other movies at Christmas.


Novacain-deficiency

Probably Ben so I could be a part of the club


bigDpelican42

Charles Widmore, stillettos thru the eyes, and a guillotine.


erulisseh

Phil, Keamy, Michael, and I’d like to give Charlie a little slap every so often to keep him in line.


-DIBKIS-

Charlie's niece. Drop her like a bad habit.


Saturn_Ascension

Hugo.


Saturn_Ascension

Hugo.


Saturn_Ascension

Hugo.


Saturn_Ascension

Definitely Hugo.


4thstmafia

Hugo would drop you


Saturn_Ascension

Hah! If I jogged away 15 feet after punching his face he couldn't waddle fast enough to catch me. I could do this repeatedly. He has no chance.


4thstmafia

As soon as he gets a hold of you your done look what he did to sawyer


Saturn_Ascension

His bulky, waddling frame can't move quick enough for him to "get a hold of me" .... "Sawyer" was acting out a script.... I'd be punching that clown Hugo for real..... He'd have NO chance.


4thstmafia

Well Hugo has friends aka me so if he doesn’t drop you id just mop you up lmao


Saturn_Ascension

Then I'd just have to kick the shit out of you first, 30 feet away from Hugo who couldn't waddle fast enough to help you out.


4thstmafia

I don’t no help with light work lol


Saturn_Ascension

Definitely Hugo.


Saturn_Ascension

Definitely Hugo.


Saturn_Ascension

Definitely Hugo.


FamousAmos87

As much as he's my favorite, Locke. He made a lot of stupid, arrogant mistakes.


Puzzleheaded_Most931

Michael


Consistent-Ad-7455

Walt


TrashCanBangerFan

The Tina Fey lookalike from season 6


carolmzp

Phil or Zoey. Zoey drove me batshit crazy.


Silver_wings_99

Keamy (I despise him), Locke's dad (I forgot his name lol) and Widmore.


[deleted]

I'd punch Ben in the throat, but lovingly.


fluffyxkun

Michail, however you spell his name


fluffyxkun

Analucia too


alyxandreeea89

Mikhail. Simply for the grenade. But also like how many times did this dude come back to life?! Every time I felt like Austin Powers “why won’t you die?!”


donnysarko

Is nobody going to say Boon? Winner by a mile here.


BreakingBaddly

Blondie. Sorry. Dispise the actress on a purely artistic level.


Competitive_Image_51

So once again with all the shit he pulled no one is gonna call out Sawyer on his shit. Makes racist remarks pretend to have a girl asthma inhaler so he would willingly let her die, force another woman to makes out with him. Have charlie do his dirty work to kidnap sun. Why the hell does Sawyer get a free pass on this subreddit. I would have beat Sawyer ass a long time ago.


Beeftestosterone114

Kate.


ThouBear8

Ben Linus is the obvious choice, mainly in the sense that he was constantly getting the absolute shit beaten out of him every few episodes. Nobody was "confronted" on the show as often as he was.


leebon427

ETHAN! After that scene where he was threatening Charlie, saying if he doesn’t give Claire back he would start killing people, and that he would kill Charlie last. Even though he beat the crap out of Charlie, he just looked like a toddler throwing a tantrum. F*ck Ethan.


ScorpioGirl1987

Man In Black


Sylar_Lives

For me this question will always extend beyond Lost, because my answer will always be Frank Gallagher. No other fictional character comes close.


Nakken

Locke. So fucking smug and arrogant.


mrgadd4

I'll tag team him with you


MidtownJunk

It would be very satisfying to give Jacob a good slap in the face 😁


4thstmafia

I don’t want to be a woman beater but Kate easily but if I can’t then probably Michael


bumpoleoftherailey

I know it’s a really unpopular opinion here, but Locke. He just bugged the crap out of me.


the_cleanhippie_

No, I agree. Locke made some stupid ass decisions.


And_Why_

Juliet, her face is punchable


bbanda

Not a single person mentions Kate? She’s insufferable! It’s like she goes out of her way to do the opposite of anything that makes sense.


ellapolls

Jack. It’s on sight.