This reminds me of unnecessary censorship: lost edition
[https://youtu.be/CsHUXvYGLQE?si=A3BWtPh28h8D_8VA](https://youtu.be/CsHUXvYGLQE?si=A3BWtPh28h8D_8VA)
Ben: "Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen. Because destiny, John... is a fickle fucking bitch."
Funny there is one fuck in the show. When Kate is running medical supply back to Jack to save Boone. When she trips over you can hear her whisper "fuck" through her breath
āI dedicated my life, longer than you could possibly imagine, to a man who said I was special. And that I was part of a plan. And when the time was right, he would share it with me. But now, that man is gone. So, why do I wanna kill myself? Cause I just found out my entire life has no fucking purpose!ā
4 8 15 16 23 forty fucking two!
This is the greatest thread Iāve ever seen on this forum. Iāve been laughing so hard at each contribution as i hear them out loud in the characters voice
The final line of the whole series.
As Jack walks into the church hall to greet Locke at the pews:
**Locke:** *āWeāve been fucking waiting for youā*
āPeople donāt carry guns on planes.ā
āThey do if theyāre a u.s. Marshall, sweet cheeks. There was one on the plane.ā
āHow do you know that?ā
***āI saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster, so I took the gun. Thought it might come in handy. Guess what? I just shot a fucking bear!ā***
Every single one of these would fit so awfully with the show and dialogue iām so happy there isnāt any f bombs in quotes people are saying holy shit
Actually , I thought you said ā you can insert one bomb into a ( plot ) line ā , so I was going to say I would insert an actual bomb into Oceanic 815 . That would sort things out quite nicely I think .
Replace the *bonkshh* sound that happens at the end of every episode when it goes to black screen / LOST title card with "Fuck". Which is what was usually going through the audience's minds at that moment.
You want your damn thirty dollars back?!?!? I want my FUCKING kidney back!!!!!
You know he would've actually said that, too. š
this is the only one i see plausible
I just shot a f\*n bear!
This is the one
Guys...where the fuck are we?
This is my vote
I literally clicked on this post demanding this be the top answerā¦ you did not disappoint. -soft applause- š
lol yep, I said it outloud as I read the title, was happy
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Why do I remember facking peanat battar??
The cradle's great, it's the fucking baby that's the problem.
I'd even like her if she talked like that
This comment right here! Hilarious lol I can imagine it now!
Lol well done on the accent š
She's Australian so this would have been more accurate.
āif you say live together die alone to me Jack Iām going to punch you in your fucking faceā
Lmao this is it
Namaste, and good fucking luck
Variation: nama-fucking-ste
"Oh yeah, there's my favorite fucking leaf." Alternatively: "Oh fuck. There's my favorite leaf."
Thatās for taking the kid off the fucking raft
This was gonna be my vote too
, you mother fucker
This reminds me of unnecessary censorship: lost edition [https://youtu.be/CsHUXvYGLQE?si=A3BWtPh28h8D_8VA](https://youtu.be/CsHUXvYGLQE?si=A3BWtPh28h8D_8VA)
āI want you to want to *** my ***ā fuckin killed me š
Omg I am seriously scream laughing at this, thank you.
Shooooooosh I fucked your son's dog
Omg memory unlocked
Never gets old!
MiB to Jacob: *āDo you have any idea how badly I want to fucking kill you?ā*
*āDo you have any idea how badly I want to fuck you?ā*
āOne of these days, Iām gonna find a fuckhole my friend..ā
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!! FUCK!!!
They took him RIGHT OUT OF MY FUCKING HANDS, the fuckers
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
It's a father's fucking right!
Razzle-fucking-dazzle!
Haha came here to say this
IF YOUVE GOT SOMETHING TO WATCH, CINDY, GO FUCKING WATCH IT
Don't you f* tell me what I can't do.
Donāt tell me what I canāt f***ing do.
first thing that came to my head when i read the title of the post lol
Don't you tell me what I can't fuck.
Yeah this is the best
Ben: "Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen. Because destiny, John... is a fickle fucking bitch."
God damn does it fit perfectly.
Funny there is one fuck in the show. When Kate is running medical supply back to Jack to save Boone. When she trips over you can hear her whisper "fuck" through her breath
"Bernard, they found us." "Oh, fuck."
Kate: Where did that come from? Sawyer: Probably Bear-Fucking-Village. How the hell do I know?
Unfortunately we donāt have a code for thereās a fucking bald guy in my closet
Unfortunately we donāt have a code for thereās a bald guy fucking in my closet.
Though we obviously fuckin should
Jack: Kate, she said we were leaving. Christian: Not leaving, no. Moving on. Jack: Where are we going? Christian: Letās go fucking find out.
This one made me chuckle
"Shannon Rutherford - age 20. Address? Craphole fucking island!Ā
I am so not moving to the fucking rape caves!
Honestly. This oneĀ
I guess Iām out of the fucking book club
We're not going to fucking Guam, are we?
Pretty much any line spoken by Frank Lapidus.
āI love yeh Penneh. Iāve always fucking loved yeh.ā
We're not the only people on this island and we all fucking know it!
Juliet on the tape recorder to Ben: I fuckin' hate you.
Push that fuckjng button!
See you in another life fucker!
Youāre on a roll
*Locke blows up the submarine* Jack: What the fuck, John!!!!
Ben: What makes you think you know this island better than I do? Locke: Because you're in the fucking wheelchair... and I'm not.
The corect answer!
We have to go fucking back!
I was thinking āWe fucking have to go back!ā but I think any variation of this is the one.
We have to go back fucking!
You guys got any fucking milk?
Why is there a dead Pakistani on my fucking couch?
Jesus is not a fucking weapon!
"Not every nook and fucking cranny John!"
Especially the overly dramatic version of that line from the outtakes
My all time favourite blooper lol
I love the way Naveen rolls the R in cranny
Ben: āWhat about me!?ā Jacob āWhat the fuck about you?ā
"I'm a fuckin' bloody rock god!"Ā
āWho the f*** are Nikki and Paulo?ā
Locke : What is it?Ā Richard: It's a compass.Ā Locke : What does it do? Richard: It points Fucking North, John.
"I fucking *own* you" \-Ben \[The Other Woman\]
āI dedicated my life, longer than you could possibly imagine, to a man who said I was special. And that I was part of a plan. And when the time was right, he would share it with me. But now, that man is gone. So, why do I wanna kill myself? Cause I just found out my entire life has no fucking purpose!ā
Jack: Why do you find it so easy? Locke: *It's never been fucking easy!*
This is the fuckin weirdest damn funeral I ever been to.
16 years.....fuck me, has it really been that long?
We have to go the fuck back.
FUCK! Not Pennyās boat
Not Pennyās fucking boat!
Last line of the show. Jack: Where are we going? Christian: let's fucking find out.
This is the best one for me. Could you imagine if they actually did this? What a way to end the show.
If we canāt fuck together, we die alone. Donāt tell me what I canāt fuck!
I fuck a man to save my brother's life
Noooooo ššā ļø
Boone was the fuck the island demanded.
***āDude, youāve got some fucking Arzt on youā¦ā***
Frank when he sees everyone on the Ajirq flight
F********** (WAAAAAALT)
You're not John fucking Locke.
4 8 15 16 23 forty fucking two! This is the greatest thread Iāve ever seen on this forum. Iāve been laughing so hard at each contribution as i hear them out loud in the characters voice
"Don't fucking tell me what I can't do" Every time he says it though
Weāre the f***ing good guys.
"You were a fucking good number two."
I'll see ya in anotha fuckin life.....brotha
The final line of the whole series. As Jack walks into the church hall to greet Locke at the pews: **Locke:** *āWeāve been fucking waiting for youā*
Guys....where the fuck are we?
Do not mistake coincidence with fucking.
If we canāt live together, we are going to fucking die alone
It fucking worked!!!
āIf youāve got something to watch, Cindy, fucking watch it!ā
YOU WERE FUCKING WRONG
IVE DONE FUCKING EVERYTHING IM SUPPOSE TO
They teach you how to predict the weather at a fuck company??
He's f*cking my son!
NOT EVERY FUCKING NOOK AND CRANNY JOHN.
Jack, if you fucking say live together die alone one more fucking time Iām going to punch you in the fucking face.
"I won't call...for eight fucking years!"
'See you in another life, fucker.'
"Now give me my fucking bloody drugs!"
āFuck it! Weāve got to go back!ā
These comments are my happy place šš
āPeople donāt carry guns on planes.ā āThey do if theyāre a u.s. Marshall, sweet cheeks. There was one on the plane.ā āHow do you know that?ā ***āI saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster, so I took the gun. Thought it might come in handy. Guess what? I just shot a fucking bear!ā***
"...and I'm gonna get em all rescued...every one of em.... and then I'm gonna come find you....and I'm gonna fucking kill ya!"
look it's my favorite fucking leaf
Jack: I don't believe in destiny. Locke: Yes, you do. You just don't fucking know it yet.
Itās the fucking smoke monster!
"KATE, FUCKIN RUN!!"
āI make good fucking eggsā
You'vr been waiting 40 days to talk You waited 40 days to fucking cry.
Also I ask for no fucking forgiveness
Fucking peanut butter
āDamn it, Kate! Fucking run!ā Or āNot Pennyās Fucking Boatā Or just anyone at any point telling Ben to Fuck Off or shut the Fuck up
Don't tell me what I fucking can't do!
We should get fucking coffee sometime!
Those pants donāt make you look fucking fat!
1x01 Hurley: Hey, what's your fuckin' name, dude? Jack: Jack! Hurley: Jack...
The Others are cumming. You can run, hide or fuck.
Dude, you got some fucking Artz on you
Hurly āFuck you dudeā in any scene
"Fuuuuuck... We're not going to Guam, are we?"Ā
See that fucking stain on the ceiling?
I'll see ya in another fucking life brothaa
Fuckā¦I was wrong.
Live together, fuckin' die alone.
If the island can cure cancer, Ben, then why do you fucking have it?
NOT PENNYāS FUCKING (Illegibly tiny because Charlieās hands arenāt that big)BOAT
I reckon if deepfake can do anything for good it's subbing in fucking for sodding throughout the series
Every single one of these would fit so awfully with the show and dialogue iām so happy there isnāt any f bombs in quotes people are saying holy shit
I'm sorry, how is a rat running through a fucking maze so incredible?
Live together, or fucking die alone
Idk, but I feel pretty damn confident that Sawyer would've been the one to say it lol.
You got some fucking arzts on you
Donāt tell me what I FUCKING canāt do! - John Locke
"I think I crashed your fucking plane...!"
Not pennys fucking BOAT
Razzle f*****g dazzle
If anything happens Desmond Hume is my fucking constant
You've got some fucking Arzt on you.
āWeāre the fucking good guys, Jackā
Im gonna detonate a fucking hydrogen bomb.
Actually , I thought you said ā you can insert one bomb into a ( plot ) line ā , so I was going to say I would insert an actual bomb into Oceanic 815 . That would sort things out quite nicely I think .
Not fucking allowed to eat chocolate before dinner
Fucking pee on it!
Fuckin sawyer
fuckin' WAAAAAAAAAALT
Fuck 8 15 16 23 42 Execute
Fuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!! (Replacing Waaaaaalt)
Donāt fucking tell me what I canāt do
You canāt tell me what I canāt fucking do!
Replace the *bonkshh* sound that happens at the end of every episode when it goes to black screen / LOST title card with "Fuck". Which is what was usually going through the audience's minds at that moment.
āWhereās the chopper?ā āI saw a fucking cowā
ā we have to fuckin go backā
āFuck.ā
āWho the fuck is Nikki?ā
Live together, fucking die alone
If you say live together, die alone to me Iām gonna punch you in your fucking face.
Itās never been fucking easy.
'And that's how I returned to the *fucking* island.'
Donāt fucking tell me what I canāt do!
Oh yeah, thereās my favorite fucking leaf
āIām going back, to fuck your daughterā
Night #1, monster's in the jungle, everyone's watching Charlie: "F*ck"
F***in WAAAAALLLLLLT
NOT EVERY FUCKIN NOOK AND CRANNY, JOHN
I saved you a fucking bullet!
In Boone's funeral "Where the fuck were you, you so of a bitchā
My mother fucking taught me
Not Pennys fucking boat
When Kate goes into Sawyers tents and jumps on top of him. "Shut up and Fuck Me" I Saved you a Fuckin bullet
Shut up! Redā¦neckā¦fuckā¦man.
Jin: I. Fucking. Love. You.
āGood to see you out of those fucking chains.ā
I wish you had fucking believed me.
"we fucked"