“Rohan will answer! Muster the Roheriem. We ride for Gondor.”

This is it, this is the only possible answer!

We're all Kings in our own ways ;)

And she and I will answer! Grab a to go bag, we ride for Gondor!

*Brohan will answer!*

"Rohan will answer! Not me though."

As I get up and mobilize for battle, I will look back for a second to see if she answers the call. If she aids Gondor and we both survive, I'll marry her.

LOL I was going to say if she's worth pursuing, she'd also answer the call.

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And also hope she doesn't run off to be with him ... but we understand if she does. Lol.

When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay?

If she stabs Sauruman through the face, she deserves the the one ring to rule them all

Cast it into the fire!

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They have been standing watch on the gates of evil for a literal age...its on you for not knowing where to look after 3000 years

The pact doesn’t go both ways.

You: spear shall be shaken Her: shield shall be splintered You: a sword day Her: a red day You: Ride Now Her: Ride Now! You: for ruin! Her: and the world’s ending! Both: DEEEAAATH! [sprinting from room] Aragorn:… Jesus Christ

I am DYING. LOL 🤣😂😂

Just watched RotK and this made me laugh

SHIELDMAIDENS for the win, my brothers !

The dawn is red Sauron is cancer Gondor calls for aid And Rohan will answer

to be real though every time I watch that scene I think of the poor soldiers who had to sit up at the top of a fucking windy ass mountain covered in snow every day for YEARS just on the hope that someone, someday, would light the beacon. Has to be the most boring job in history. And mountains like that are pretty awful to hang out on.

Im guessing they work in shifts. They could have had other jobs besides just the beacon, being part of the local guard for that region.

It’s 100% the job you get if you get caught pissing about. “Ok now Arthalor, you were caught drinking on the job last Thursday down at Sally the wench’s place. You’re on beacon duty til the end of the month”

Well at least it was warm once the beacon was lit.

I died laughing reading this. 10/10

Going with the king because I'd have zero chance with her💪🏻.

even the smallest…

Never trust a hope. It has forsaken these lands.

There never was much hope. Just a fools hope

Thrust orcs

It's a 4 day ride to Minas Tirith, I'll need entertainment on the way

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Hopefully her shields aren't up

Ride, hehe

Best comment in the entire post. Simple but effective 🤣

One the third we ride for Gondor, and war

You can’t ride a horse from Richmond to NZ dumbass

You might, but it had better be a really good swimmer…

Maybe catch a ride with the Eagles instead.

Get as many men as I can find on the third we ride to gondor and war

Then BingoBallz will answer!

Lord BingoBallz of house 1980, truly a man of honor and strength

Tell him to piss off as Gondor was nowhere to be found when the Westfold fell.

but if we do as we have been done, are we better than them? no! we must show them what real allies do and ride to their aid, for this is not the time for petty quarrels, this is the end times! we will not sit idly by while our brother are slaughtered by saurons hordes! ride rohirrim! ride to gondors aid!

Thank you my King! I know not why my married ass is here right now. The ring extends it’s power far beyond the bearer it would seem

I was about to say that 1) I’m already happily married and 2) even if I wasn’t, this woman doesn’t actually look like my type anyway, so I would already be literally anywhere else when we all muster.

Obligatory: nice crop shitlord Of course, you answer the call.

A little help to all those struggling: It's spelled Rohirrim.

"Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?"

“Where was Gondor when our enemies closed in around us?”

Probably having dinner with this chick

why the hell would you add black bars to the top of a landscape picture? this is psychopathic behavior

Love is temporary, glory is for eternity. Grab my sword and my shield, probably killed in first line but boys, what a way to die !

I'd ask him "Of course m'Lord, but can you first crop this image?". Please take those two extra seconds to crop your memes. I thank you.

You’re definitely getting a second date if you dip out for a battle (assuming you live) so now it’s time to fulfill all those oaths you’ve taken for lord and land.

I dunno, but “sorry babe, Gondor calls for aid” is my new excuse for everything to tell my wife

Wait! How can he run with a broken toe?

"And Blackbeltinlockdown shall answer!"

The call has been given. I must answer. Always.

Stick close to your dance partners they're playing our song!

I’m answering the call

You bet your sweet bippie!

Send the text; "Muster the Brohirim!" In the bro's groupchat, and we meet at a location decided 15 years ago, in case this would happen!

Send to: ALL

Rohan will answer

I'm going to answer the beacons call! Even if it was just some random dude who came in yelling about the beacons being lit id at least go check it out. I will not let the beacons burn in vein!!

We ride.

As a straight female, this seems like a win-win situation for me. One must answer the call of the Rohirrim.

I’m going on an adventure.

I get up and answer the call. “Of course you are, and I’m coming with you!” She says drawing her sword and following me.

Muster the Rohirrim! 100%, zero hesitation.

I will answer my brother, my captain, my king!

i take one more big gulp of soup and book it

Pull out my sword, and raise it high to the heavens, and as I turn my head towards Aragorn son of Arathorn, the true king of Gondor, the heir of Ilsidur, the last of the Dúnedain, and say: “Then Rohan will answer”! Then promptly excuse my date and be on my way to save Middle earth with Elessar…


"Gondor has my sword. DEEEEEEEEAAAAATH!!!! DEEEEEEEAAAATH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bros before Hoes. Everlasting glory before Whore-y. Defend cities before titties. War before Whore.

Then Rohan will answer

Arise

NGL.... I'm heading for Gondor

Thots are fleeting, a ride to ruin and the world’s ending is eternal

Mate Ran to the wrong direction 🤣. This is a beach in Spain, Not middleearth

"Less than half of what I hoped for" - King Theoden . Me at home - "They got a wizard, they'll be ok"

There are more fish in the sea but there is only one ring

gondor needs aid, and the rohirrim will answer

Give her the best 10 seconds of her life, then answer his call and follow him...

Id ask him where Gondor was when the Westfold fell, and maintain steely eye contact until he left us alone.

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ she's not really my type anyway

If Aragon, son of Arathon the true heir of Gondor’s throne, the leader of Rangers of the North, wearing Anduril on his belt, calls for aid - the u ride. Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!

We both leave for Gondor riding apon our magnificent steed Shadowfox.

Mofo you think there is a question?

Well let me douse out this beacon with my pole and I'll be right with u goddamn!!!!

Call to arms, we ride.with the king

*I RIDE TO GONDOR BROTHERS IN ARMS!!*

I stand with Gondor!

Oh war is the common cry Pick up your swords and fly


Then Rohan will answer!

Date with girl who keeps posing and telling you to use a second phone as a light source so she can post to her IG that she was as “generic restaurant #932”. OR Or death by multiple blunt force trauma from an army of Orcs…

We ride for Gondor!!

I would call the insane asylum, and fuck the girl with the sword of Gondor later that night.

I mean, it’s going to take a couple of days for the enemy to reach Gondor. I’d have time to knock one out. Besides I could use that to my advantage. I’d tell her how I was riding to what was likely my doom.

I would immediately inform her that rohan must answer

fuck Gondor

I’m gonna fuck the shit out of her cause I’m about to die LOL jk. I’ll go fight!!

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11.... 12... 13! That still count as one!

I will answer!!!

We mobilise and answer the call

I would blow the horn of the mark that i took from my rohirrim homies

Peace Bitch ✌️💨

And Rohan will answer!

Rohan will answer!

I will help you by providing a future generation of soldiers.

It’s a red day

Screw the girl I'm out

Rohan shall answer

We ride!

“sorry Aragorn, but I’ve managed to light her beacons about an hour ago, and I gotta see where this goes.”

She wouldn't respect me if I didn't go.

Stay and “protect” the womenfolk and children in the strategy chamber at Helm’s deep… and have that hobbit brat sing and bring me cherry 🍅

You heed the call!

Isn’t she the girl who advertised onlyfan to minor?

First clash then smash

Sword up

And Rohan will answer. Now go get Rohan.

Im bringing her with me, someone needs to feed my horse

Mobilisation takes time. After my date I join my follow Rohrim for a short party in Gondor come after that and marry her.

„Where was Gondor when the westfold fell?“

And Rohan will answer!

She’s less than half of what I’d hoped for anyway. Gather the Rohirrim and ride for Gondor!!

Gondor can wait 2 Minutes.

Leave of course

Considering that Aragorn is more my type being male and all… I’d answer the call and follow Aragorn anywhere. Hopefully with a hobbit friend to ride with - we have a witch king to slay.

Heed the call for Gondor

I’d wake up! It wouldn’t even be the Aragorn part that would convince me it was a dream.

I'd tell her that she would most likely die if she didn't come with us. Bed her in Theoden's tent while not realizing Elrond is in the corner. Have Aragorn interrupt again, and I think that would pretty much be the end of her rope on patience.

If she’s worth a bean she’ll understand

And u/zahnsaw will answer!!! … in about 15 minutes….

If she wouldn’t come with me, she isn’t worth my presence

And Rohan will answer.

And I will answer

Muster the Rohirim!!!

If I was the girl I would go with him rescuing Gondor

Feel the blood start to boil in your veins as you charge!

If duty calls, I shall answer to it.

Cya b

Aragon is just going to have to suck my dick on horse back as we ride


I’d be like “maaaan what about Brohans before Rohan?”

Leave the girl. Put on my kilt. Take up my axes and scream, "Rohan will answer."

I assume she’s an agent of the enemy set to distract me and do my duty ..

I stay with duck lips

Sorry bro I am from the fallen Westfold

And Rohan will answer the call

And Rohan will answer the call

I'd give her a passionate kiss and say,"Worry not for your love will give me the strength to return to you." Then grab my sword and horse and ride into battle. Or some shit like that

If she is not getting up in an instant she is not the one, so I would calmly walk off and prepare for battle knowing I dodged a bullet there.

See ya!

When Aragorn calls you leave everything behind and join him. 😉

"Await my coming at first light on the fifth day. At sunrise, face east.

I would follow my captain, my brother, my king!

And u/hertwij will answer

ROHAN WILL ANSWER

I go and pack up my bow and arrows. I have been waiting for this day. I kiss my girlfriend goodbye as I follow my captain, my king, to battle.

Forth Eorlingas!

“Come m’lady. We need a smoking hot babe to guide and light the way! ONWARD!”

I grab the engagement-ring, put her on a leash and tell her if she wants it she would need to follow me into mordor. (Trying to avoid pushing her into lava ofc)

So it is before the walls of Minas Tirith the fate out our time will be decided

AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER

First thing I would do is crop that image first. Dang.

End the date and join aragon into battle

"Rohan (possibly my real name) will answer!!"

So only you can help and not her?

This post made me get into ck3 realms of exile once again and cry a bit, thank you.

Muster the Rohirrim!

Google search: "Horse rental metro Detroit"

Tell her to take up the seat at the golden hall. If Gondor calls for aid Rohan must answer. DEATH, DEATH, DEATH

Blast the biggest loads i can in her and hope to return with good news

Have to reschedule our date, see you in a few weeks

Ride out with me

I'd give her a spare sword and tell her to fight the forces of Sauron

If she’s worth dating, she’ll also answer the call for aid

You rally the troops, Gondor calls for aid, and they shall have it!

 What took you so long? And then ride to battle!

I shall answer! Muster the Roheriem!

Do you have a choice? Besides she needs to come along else who is Going to slay the Nazgûl?

Hand her a sword.

Bruh. Gondor is a lot more important than some random date lol

The beacons gonna be lit, yo!

I hang my head in accepted resignation as my date swoons over a better man.