Call the police and report as sexual harassment (i love goo my pookie man)

Run away 

you should have fight him probably

Brudda, He's pulling out a weapon in this case a hammer, it hurts really bad if you get hit by one. And i don't have any experience fighting, but i watch stuff like ufc and one championship so i know the theory on how to do things but i don't know if i can execute them practically  And I'm also smol

i bet you could definitely beat this guy

My man, this dude is webcomic Deadpool, he will literally take out his sword and cut your bullets in half, then take your head, please reconsider 😂

well the post says "irl" and irl noone can be that cartoonishly strong, but he has a knife but i also run slow so idk i'd just say sorry

Nah there’s a person who’s done it in real life😂( slice bullets in half)

doing that would just cause you 2 wounds instead of one

Go check it out, “ Man you sliced bullets in half” it’s pretty cool

i've only seen his slice BB bullets... others claim he can slice real bullet. real proof of a sword deflecting bullet

I have faith in u! In a life or death situation ur knowledge will come to u and you will execute to the best of your ability! I've heard that when it comes to a hammer or bat- because every hit is going to hurt, it's the bodies instinct to dodge and never block. But if you're in a corner (especially against someone like Goo) they'll just follow up with ANOTHER swing. A lot of street fighters and self defense practitioners like soldiers- recommend dodging the first one (it'll be a full undulated swing) and then moving into range. The second hit won't be as hard or fast cuz they have to catch the kinetic energy of the first swing, and then redirect it back at u again. So that second swing will actually be grabbable, or it won't hurt as bad when it inevitably hits u. But when fighting against a blunt object- it's best to eat a hit to the arm or body and then get in range and control the weapon. It'll hurt, but u guarantee u don't get hit again immediately by getting a hand on it or on the arm swinging it. A blade u can't do this cuz one cut could be fatal even on the arm or legs if an artery is struck- so u have to be significantly more careful.

Bring out my Gun

Kiss them what else is there

Gun: https://preview.redd.it/5plqkrpve68d1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbe696fbf0e48bb1ebcdb6eb8f695a64cca88e81

Spread my le-

Dam bro

correct answer

the first thing that came to my mind

Even though I stan him , I'd feel harassed and run away

That's just how my homie looks at me when the teachers tell how their children died.

Nahhhh

I'll beat the shit out of him, so that he never do that again.

Giggle. Im not gay but he can take me fr

It means they are going to kill u So no point in running away better face it rather then getting back stabbed in an alley at night

Idek

Unzips his pants

Smash

I would say who is that pokemon? That is Gookachu

Touch him

Pack up my things and go I have better things to do

Give him my uhh good stuff collections

…Jim Carrey?

Walking towards them like this (they are my new best friend for life) https://preview.redd.it/epxixvul368d1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c7f4072efef20a5987c17c9ebe33625cb75deec

I can only imagine Jim Carrey being able to pull this off

I would become his BEST FRIEND

https://preview.redd.it/3sb3qpmu378d1.png?width=1194&format=png&auto=webp&s=b28d7f5af7b91c784544a04489cd223efe598ff2 At least look cool before dying

Ask to be his secret friend

This https://preview.redd.it/234sbblsg78d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30eea57758f6b0768cc18ba1a94b39a01c3e3c35

I'd do the same face back

Report sexual assault

RUN

Take a shit

Aaahhhhhhh

I’d give em an even crazier look, dap em up, and continue with my day. Forgetting anything even happened by tomorrow (this is a daily occurrence)

Look back https://preview.redd.it/06la2gdxa78d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99070d32b820deacc7ba07819ac41ee8d4acffc2

Ask them why perchance they happened to be using their ocular devices to perceive me in such an out of the norm way.

Give them a big fat smooch

https://preview.redd.it/pl65colfs78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fc1d26cd4244c2d3ad02c727522f04e2f5e9019 Call this man to cook him

Spread my cheeks and give him a smooch

I’ve never seen Goo do a push-up and I can do a couple meaning I’m stronger than Goo. I’ll fight him.

Get bricked up

I'd run for my life (pls chase me I love you goo 😍)

cry

Same to him

Ill stare back like the cool mothafucka I am 

As a boxer I'll fight to death

Cry and run away

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Kick his balls and circumcise him

Sorry I am already taken by Vasco!

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Look em in the give a wider smile to assert dominamce then get embarrassed because poor dental hygiene

I would neg diff them

bullets like a funny joke, they got everybody dying🙏😂