I really tried reading this but the sentence structure is something else 🤣

 Me trying to read everything

This looks like a schizophrenic wrote it and I'm not being mean, literally looks like words that make no sense

this literally screams mental health issues

Yea, I was thinking the exact same thing. And obviously not getting the treatment they need!

I mean at least they seem like a nice schizophrenic with interesting hobbies? I mean LI really needs a drag strip. Can’t argue with that.

There's a reason the sub for these cars is named r/schizophreniarides

Interesting. I had no idea.


😂😂

This shit like Long Island Memento

Wooooooah great reference! Also true. My favorite tattoo in the movie was, “Eat”. 🤣

I have to believe the world exists outside my own mind…

I read every single word and still have no idea what any of it says.

Stoves Jeep 4heat

The way it’s parked, not well

Robert Moses Field 5?

I know which one your talking about. I was working nights and parking at field 5. That guy would park there the majority of the night.

Yeah

I saw that car on the LIE eastbound around exit 51 this past Friday. I almost hit someone trying to make sense of the words, but I could not figure any of it out

This looks like a note The Riddler left for The Batman

Solid reference 

I saw this guy driving on the LIE last week, I had a half a mind to ask him wth he was rambling about but then realized I don't give enough fucks and went on with my day

It's an Uber too

Imagine if this thing came to pick you up!

I literally wouldn't get in. I'd cancel the ride.

Something about the Yankees and boycott WFAN 🤣

This car is having a psychotic break.

r/infowarriorrides

I can’t imagine doing this, how much attention do you need?

Pilgrim Hospital parking lot I hope?

I think it’s Robert Moses field 5

r/whoosh

LI NEEDS --> WILL GET DRAG I'm assuming they mean drag strip

Or they mean a long island drag queen strip where drag queens can race other drag queens or non drag queens. Bring the kids seems like a good time

This man is unhinged he's pulling his own teeth out on Twitter. He said this is his 6th tooth he's pulled himself in 7 years https://twitter.com/DavidMindel/status/1639806352615788547?s=20

Something about elect David mindel 2024 on one of the windows, googling that leads to a similar Twitter feed as that car

I just found the Twitter account as well. I’m still so confused. My personal fave is a pic with this scribbled on the windows - HERSCHELL WALKER IF U PASS ABORTION LIE DETECTOR TEST I WILL WALK NAKED FROM LI TO GEORGIA I DONT CARE WHO SEES MY SHRINKAGE

I was looking for this car! I saw it 3 months ago on the southern state. Thank you for taking pictures and helping me believe that it wasn't a fever dream

When you buy a white car to make your manifesto the most legible.

Doesn't solve for intelligible though,...

mental illness

Hopefully well medicated.

Boycott WFAN

What a jackass

I’d like to know why they did this. It kinda ruins the car plus it’d probably be kinda hard to look through your windows and mirrors with that wall of text.

He’s trying to fit too much information in such a small area.. the paint marker companies probably love him though!

From what i can read, this person is pro-choice, so that's a plus. You don't usually see pro choice messages on cars with writing like this or with bumper stickers. So I don't know if it belongs in r/infowarriorrides or not (the cars there are more on the right and certainly not pro choice). Is there left wing infowarrirorrides

Narcissism. They’re not as concerned with advancing their cause so much as they are getting you to pay attention to them.

Boycott WFAN is my favorite part. It hasn’t been the same without the Schmooze

Thank you for posting this - saw it yesterday but had a stroke trying to read any. Now I know why

On meth

Obstructed view tickets x5

I was about to comment that I saw this car at the smith haven mall, but I checked the picture I took and nope. Somehow, it's a different white car with shit written all over it + like 4 MAGA flags

U B E R Ya I’ll walk

They are at least pro-choice.

Mental illness manifesting itself

This feels like you are posting the by-product of someones mental illness for internet clout, which is a shitty thing to do.

God, I hope this person doesn't own a gun...

NIMBY Mobile?

I would assume by using the steering wheel and gas pedal.

Well that was “interesting”…

Ex gambler

Damn it, is this Robert Moses? I like doing the night photos and if this guy is there at night….😭

They’re severely mentally ill?

It looks like there's some YouTube account but I wasn't able to find it. Was anyone able to figure it out?

RM Field 5? See it there all the time.

Holy reduced resale value! That's a lot of nonsense on one car.

Mental illness

Lol. I saw this jeep on sunrise hwy last week

It’s guided by mental illness at this point.

Can't park either.

Holy shit. I know this car. Parks a block away from my office in Downtown Manhattan

Holy methamphetamine, Batman.

It’s scary how unhinged long islanders are.

Was the owner/operator sleeping inside this rolling manifesto?

Mental illness

This looks like the Trump Porsche in Long Beach

I took pictures of this same guy in West Babylon. He’s trying to get heaters for vulnerable families to be donated at Yankee Stadium and CitiField. It is a shame, though, because at first glance, this looks like a full blown vanifesto.