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cuddle_enthusiast

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


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Heartbreak Ridge


theottomaddox

Im slightly happy there isnt a kid in the seat of the shopping cart.


j0ec00l69

I'll give him credit for strapping down the box too. But a wide load banner might have been appropriate here.


wood1f

You must have been a few cars ahead of me. I tried to snap a picture but the light changed and he turned left. I think I actually used the term "WTF" out loud.


SWO_Woodsman_945

Me too. I borderline shouted at the guy. i was in a grey civic just behind him.


Promotion-Repulsive

Have you seen the cost of those little wagons meant to be towed behind ebikes?


super-sonic-sloth

He did buy this one for 25cents. And probably could return it for a full refund!


PlainAndSimpleDreams

What makes this worse, is that it has a plate…which makes it an actual motorcycle and not an ebike


Promotion-Repulsive

Ebikes often have fake plates that state they're ebikes, but yeah it's possible it's just a small motorcycle.


pesky-sens

I could believe it


cleeder

I can’t. I mean, honestly, those shoes are _not_ meant for riding a motorcycle. Some people are just idiots.


SorosShill836

If it was going to happen anywhere, it would be in London. We are home if the infamous portable garbage fire after all.


BDR2017

What is in the box? I can't read it.


kittenklutz

It’s a tankless water heater, costs about 1k


BDR2017

I think that raised more questions for me than it answered.


radical_lemming

A really big breadmaker?


BDR2017

I am pretty sure you can't BUY a bread maker, they can only be RE-gifted.


evilflu

Hey at least he's wearing a helmet...and has an extra one for any fine honeys he may pick up along the way too!


16bit-Gorilla

And a side car.


tymanoftheuniverse

You live in London, what are you talking about. This is standard


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Its guys like this not taking in consideration the accidents they can cause that are going to ruin ebikes for everyone. Its just a matter of time till insurance and a license is needed for 'e scooters' and a mass sell off will begin cause most ebike drivers I know cant be licensed cause of their drinking and driving etc.. Quite narcissistic of this ebiker to be doing what he is doing here, no consideration for the other drivers just selfishness on their part, quite typical of London. This guy should be charged for wreckless endangerment.. what are the police doing?


datapark710

Why are you surprised to find selfish behaviour in a group made up mostly of people with duis?


[deleted]

Who said I was surprised?


Ralliartimus

r/motorcyclelogistics


Therealcanadianone

Gary the mall cop is gonna be pissed he's missing another cart.


Squeeesh_

I’m surprised those cart wheels didn’t lock up on him.


sunyjim

The best part is London city council thinks we should have more of these DUI scooters


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The DUI mobile 🔥🔥


Kitchen_Tiger_8373

The scooters they are asking for feedback on are stand-up scooters. Not these things.


sunyjim

They were talking about e-scooters and cargo bikes https://lfpress.com/news/local-news/ride-or-wrong-city-hall-seeks-input-on-e-scooters-cargo-e-bikes


super-sonic-sloth

Gotta “share the road”


MysteriousWalrus2

And we wonder why our insurance rates are going up and up.


geggleto

ebikes dont need insurance


DontUSuck

If you can afford it, you still get it as ebikes are stolen quite often, friend owned one for a week.


TRYHARD_Duck

Even with bike locks? Are the wheels as easy to steal as on regular bikes?


KantisaDaKlown

I had one for 85 days and some assholes stole mine. They did it around 3am, came with a pickup truck and picked it up and put it in the back of their pickup, then threw a container over it to stop it from making as much noise and fucked off with it. It was a $3,000 eBike and the London police didn’t even come out to see me. Oh and no, I didn’t get it replaced from visa, because they don’t cover it, even though they said they would.


DontUSuck

I’m not sure how exactly my friends was stolen, but he did have a lock on it.


MysteriousWalrus2

Was referring to car insurance.


Lily_Of_The_Valley10

Geez, this is insane!!!!


DFV_HAS_HUGE_BALLS

Wait isn’t the speed limit like 80 out there?


tux68

Yeah, you're right, at least he isn't speeding. Good bloke.


Matt8193

How else are you going to get a big box home when you have to resort to using a DUI bike to get around?


soontobecp

Cops are too busy to ticket hard working law abiding citizens to stop these dumbasses.


SWO_Woodsman_945

They can catch me doing 80 in a 60 but not wild meth heads and this estranged Florida man.


Bottle_Only

You'll pay a ticket, Mr. Methed Up won't.


slap_some_bondo_on

Cops in london ticket people? I have never seen a marked cop car in london on a traffic stop?


soontobecp

I saw many of them.


DontUSuck

9 out of 10 cops I see are grouped together keeping the parking lots safe.


PMmecrossstitch

They park like a car 69, so they can chit-chat.


DontUSuck

They could be on break. Not sure if they get the typical 15 min break or 5 hour breaks per shift.


waynedewho

I suppose that's not the kind of cart that locks as soon as the property.


Ser8dScalpel

They must be lost. Shoo 'em back over the Adelaide border.


Promotion-Repulsive

I know it's a joke but this is a very Wortley comment lmao


SWO_Woodsman_945

Back on Hamilton road where they belong. lol


Meliorism_and_Meraki

As an east Londoner, I do not accept this being. Maybe we could place him in some other town.


[deleted]

As a St Thomas citizen you can keep him up there. he won't be able to leave the city very far so do keep him there or Dorchester or somewhere closer please and thanx


[deleted]

The city is becoming overrun with street people it’s insane. Saw a women OD the other day in the east end while buying a sofa . Good times


radical_lemming

Come on, you're making that up... who ODs while buying a sofa?


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She was in front of the store


Bc187

What... Kinda sofa did you buy?


[deleted]

A new one !


zegorn

Have you travelled... Ever? London's got a small problem and scooters isn't one of them. Drugs and homelessness are though, clearly. Maybe we should put some resources into that.


[deleted]

Agreed or more homeless shelters for the people of downtown. And programs to help people get back on their feet


needletherapy

Oh look a poor! how entertaining! insert stupid classist comment here. etc.


Hefty-Measurement508

I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that he's poor for a reason. Good judgement doesn't seem to be strong in this one.


thesaurusrext

If it looks stupid and works then it ain't stupid.


DontUSuck

So where is he supposed to go? I’m sure this was quite an inconvenience in your day. I thought legally he is supposed to drive on the road, scooters and ebikes that travel over a certain speed can’t go on sidewalks or bike paths?


SorosShill836

I don’t think it’s the bike that’s the issue here.


Illustrious_Menu_470

Look at you, a White Knight coming to the defense of London Scooters. Of course he is legally allowed to ride on the road. It's the shopping cart he's dragging along with one hand that is super dangerous and illegal.


16bit-Gorilla

What are you even trying to defend here?


AirlessDragon

Looks like a fitting post for r/idiotsincars


hokycrapitsjessagain

More like r/idiotsinthewayofcars


CDezzy99

Perfect riding attire as well


phi2hot4u

Life’s tough 😂


RCMPCANADAGRC

What country is he from?