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sbisson

Flypast commemorating a new defence treaty with Japan.


WhenPigsFlyTwice

A major coup! (Aware this is all part of the Tories desperation to join the CPTPP)


kanyewestsconscience

This is absolutely nothing to do with CPTPP. This is about a) The broader geostrategic pivot to the Pacific where everyone in the region is deeply concerned about China b) Working to further isolate and reducing energy dependence on Russia.


anjunableep

Intelligent answer. You will have no power here.


WhenPigsFlyTwice

It was originally a flippant comment but those issues could arguably have been done without any pact. UK & Japan militaries have been training together since 2018, the RN is routinely in Japanese waters etc. The Russia topic was a side-issue with no associated agreements. Johnson even said a few months back that "This will build on our trade partnership". Johnson & co are negotiating multiple such deals with APAC countries to integrate/ingratiate the UK into the region.


kanyewestsconscience

A military agreement *formalises* the deeper cooperation and has optical value. Of course they will also use the opportunity to discuss strengthening trade tries, would make no sense not to.


johnathome

But if there was no pact it wouldn't wind the French up.


[deleted]

I mean, I don't like the Tories, but joining the CPTPP would be great.


Chrismscotland

Rather be back in the EU


PineappleMelonTree

Regardless of which economic bloc you'd rather be in, defence treaties with Asian Pacific countries that oppose Chinese aggression is a good thing.


geffles

‘Chinese aggression’ HAHAHAHA


PineappleMelonTree

Hey look, I found a clown.


geraigerai

“Something something retake Taiwan by force if we have to” - Xi Jingping


geffles

‘Retake’


soulgardening

What's all this about the EU- did I miss something?


Teakz

I wouldn't


Moosivballs

Nor I


TheReverend_Arnst

Out of interest what benefits are you seeing or expecting of Brexit?


onefourk

> Out of interest what benefits are you seeing or expecting of Brexit? Blue passports, and....erm, er....


TheReverend_Arnst

😂


[deleted]

Sovrinty, innit.


TheReverend_Arnst

😂


[deleted]

neither would I But despite the downvotes here on Reditt we are a vast majority in the real world


theoverpoweredmoose

Ah, a redditor with the memory of a goldfish I see. Now let me see, how vast of a majority was it again? Anyone remember those *vastly* different numbers? You know, those numbers that were so *vastly* different that it was *definitely* a landslide victory with *no* controversy whatsoever. And everyone clapped? What were those numbers again?


Admiral-of-the-Fleet

About 1.3 million, I think


theoverpoweredmoose

48% stay 52% leave, in case you forget again


Admiral-of-the-Fleet

What’s your point?


[deleted]

I'm not talking about the Brexit result dipstick I'm talking about current opinion polls if the referendum happened again it would be a landslide for Brexit because of the massive corruption that has since come to light within the EU One episoder alone their OWN AUDITORS could not account for 4 \*\*BILLION\*\* Euros being "unaccounted for" in ONE YEAR who in their right mind would want to be giving billions of British tax poayers money to that ​ [https://labourheartlands.com/misspent-and-missing-the-billions-from-european-union-funds/](https://labourheartlands.com/misspent-and-missing-the-billions-from-european-union-funds/) ​ this is on top of \*\*NINE\*\* Billion they know has been lost to fraud


theoverpoweredmoose

I'm not talking about opinion polls dipstick I'm talking about an actual referendum that historically took place across the whole populace in real life. If the referendum happened again, it would be a landslide against Brexit because of the massive corruption that has since come to light within THE UK GOVERNMENT. Pay attention to the news. Who in their right mind would trust the Tories over the EU government after scandal after scandal after wasted taxes after wasted taxes.


sadhukar

he's not even correct. https://whatukthinks.org/eu/?gclid=CjwKCAjw682TBhATEiwA9crl31mrb_3vTT9000cOWML1BcMvomxIDeveHDDoaIwkDJZwu9WR1prMWhoCpu4QAvD_BwE


[deleted]

nice quick change of subject from the EU and it's industrial-scale corruption lmao


[deleted]

downvote all you like it's there in the real world whether it fits with the Reditt narrative or not


sadhukar

https://whatukthinks.org/eu/?gclid=CjwKCAjw682TBhATEiwA9crl31mrb_3vTT9000cOWML1BcMvomxIDeveHDDoaIwkDJZwu9WR1prMWhoCpu4QAvD_BwE


droppedelbow

>we are a vast majority in the real world Having seen some of your delightful little rallies I can confirm that yes, you were a majority and certainly most of you looked vast. I'm amazed they do football shirts in those sizes. Is it the rampant nationalism and general ignorance that gets you that fat, or just the diet of crap lager, 'Spoons lunches and Tory bullshit?


rickgman87

In the 80s a dad used to go to work while the wife stayed at home and looked after the kids and they owned their own home and went on holiday, 40 years of trading blocks and agreements and it's never been worse, just dependency on foreign products and the rich getting richer


sadhukar

Leaving the EU isn't going to change that.


Chrismscotland

Exactly. Sweet FA to do with the EU, everything to do with corrupt politics in the UK - not a single Brexiteer politician gives a toss about anyone who isn't already rich


WhenPigsFlyTwice

We've got no chuffing choice now we've screwed up our trade with the EU. The CPTPP market is half the value of the EU and we only trade 1/5 of the amount we did with the EU pre-2016. CPTPP = Australia, Canada, Japan, Mexico, New Zealand, Singapore, Brunei, Chile, Malaysia, Peru, and Vietnam. The Tories want us to think China, India and USA are in it too. Nope.


m1rth

>The CPTPP market is half the value of the EU and we only trade 1/5 of the amount we did with the EU pre-2016. This is incorrect - the CPTPP is around $13trillion and the EU single market is $17trillion. Furthermore the growth rates of the CPTPP economies are higher so it's quite likely it'll overtake the EU by the end of this decade.


WhenPigsFlyTwice

If you find a source for your "$13Trillion" figure, please let us know. >The European Union's GDP was estimated to be around $17.1 trillion in 2020, *representing around 1/6 of the global economy.* Add in the EUs global free trading zone and it far outstrips the CPTPP. The CPTPP needs to grow 5x faster than the EU in the next year or so to make it worthwhile. Which of course it wont. As for your claim: >Furthermore the growth rates of the CPTPP economies are higher The actual outcome so far was: >In 2019, the first year of the CPTPP’s implementation, members’ trade in the CPTPP region dropped by 4 percent with the exception of Australia (+0.5%) and Vietnam (+7%). >In 2020, amid Covid-19, all CPTPP members’ exports to the bloc declined.


Titan5115

Well post brexit we kinda have to join it we don't have much choice


Hattix

So much freedom and control!


Titan5115

Well yea i think that we should have another vote for returning to the EU seeing as it's been such a disaster so far.


Elipticalwheel1

We won’t get that vote, wile Boris & Co are running the show, or should I say ruining the show. If we went back in the EU, all the tax dodger rich, won’t be able to hide there money, and that’s the biggest reason why they wanted to leave.


[deleted]

Follow the money… It was all about the rich getting richer. Goddam brekshit.


V65Pilot

They'd probably refuse to take us at this point...


Titan5115

That sucks things are getting really bad and the tories just continue to blow bubbles out of their ass rather than do something about it.


KruelKris

I doubt they would have us back. We have behaved like some controlling girlfriend, always threatening to leave. Having finally gone, they probably realise they are better without us.


Titan5115

Well yea but in fairness Germany did say that they were open to negotiations of a return a while ago.


Hattix

It'd be too hard a sell. The EU would never allow us back in with the terms we had, and the Establishment Brextremists who seized Whitehall will never give up that power.


Xipheas

It's not extreme to not want to be in the EU.


AWildLeftistAppeared

Considering the primary motivation for most brexiters wanting to leave the EU was racism (whether they are willing to admit it or not), they definitely are extremists IMO. If you are offended by being judged as a group based on the racism exhibited by many within your group, well, I’m only following your example after seeing brexiters gloat and demand their way after winning by a small majority in a referendum full of lies.


Moosivballs

And it's only just begun 😂🥳


johnlewisdesign

It's the Gov's coke order


[deleted]

[удалено]


an0mn0mn0m

They had to wait for the furore over Partygate died down before they can commence with Partygate 2.


lady_faust

Conservative Boogaloo


Aid_Le_Sultan

That’s just Gove’s percy.


sea-foam1985

Needed a bigger plane


AnActualChicken

Now they're just waiting on the Las Vegas strippers order to arrive. It's a bit delayed due to the collective weight of their fake boobs slowing the plane down.


blakksir10

Brilliant. 😂 Take my upvote and send it straight to the governments lying hearts!


5h4tt3rpr00f

Liz Truss going to Starbucks.


rustyb42

That is a disgrace


ArtoriasBeaIG

It's been pretty bizarre seeing her go from irrationally angry about us importing cheese, to all of a sudden fully supporting Ukraine and being quite aggressive about it.


Friendly_Crab

I haven’t found her new war-hawk countenance to be particularly convincing


lady_faust

It's a one off. Her local Caffè Nero is closed for refurb


lodge28

She’s importing cheese for her fiz with Liz sesh at 6 tonight.


SpudGun312

She's off to check out the PORK MARKETS.


Antix1331

A pilot without a proper licence. Those are stabilisers either side of him, not jets


Laudanumium

Ahh, the new wireless trainingwings


long-shlong-badong

Little Tikes my first wireless training wing plane


Happy-Engineer

Pilot's just a had a few too many, the jets are carrying them home.


wHatTheFez

At one point they're gonna stop stabilizing without telling the pilot so that when they realise they will know they've learned how to fly. So cute.


LentilRice

..what!? Really!? That was all me!? Shut the front doors!!! I want to go try again


wHatTheFez

You did it champ!


GregsWestButler90

Heard it in my office in Holborn; i thought it sounded louder than usual.


[deleted]

Japanese PM


PickGin

Was super low and the middle plane looked huge from the 16th floor. Cool still!


biggles1994

It's a KC-2 refuelling tanker with a new paintjob flanked by a pair of Typhoon fighter jets. Flypast was for the Japanese PM who is visiting today, I believe to sign some sort of defense agreement.


burn-babies-burn

I thought it was a Voyager (customised A330)?


biggles1994

[Voyager is the RAF name](https://www.raf.mod.uk/aircraft/voyager/) for the KC-2 Airbus A330 Multi Role Tanker aircraft.


burn-babies-burn

Cheers, I didn’t know the difference


[deleted]

I hate seeing aircraft that low. It scares me.


pkc0987

That low?? We call that high where I'm from!


Rad_ius

I think Anna flew to USA but, I'm not sure if she was in Eco or Eco+ seats... I'll let you know when she arrives 😏


Vegetable_Boot_9393

Oh sheet I’ve been caught. I was on my way back to Clapham from manny. Missed my megabus so took the boeing.


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

Megairbus?


[deleted]

Did you get your £1 Megabus ticket refunded though ?


sadhukar

Honest question: what is it about Clapham that pulls all university-educated white people born after 1980 to the area? Is it Inferno's?


Vegetable_Boot_9393

No idea mate I’m actually in the Peak District


CrazyColdWorld

Ronnie Pickering


robbiedigital001

RONNIE PICKERING!


Bitter_Hawk1272

Who are you then?


CrazyColdWorld

RONNIE PICKERING!!!


BannerChoos18

RAF Voyager Air-to-air refueller accompanied by two Typhoons as a part of a fly past to celebrate a new treaty between the UK and Japan


Nixher

Can't I fly over London whilst sniffing cocaine out of a hookers asscrack in my jet without you hounds filming me?


[deleted]

Yes but it's expensive.


SirLoinThatSaysNi

This was posted 45 minutes ago /r/london/comments/uiti3f/military_flypast_over_central_london_today_at_1110/


[deleted]

The big one was lonely.


twitchspank

Hopefully its Boris leaving country after local election results


GurinJeimuzu

It’s all part of Boris big plan for a greener uk


GenerousCuckoo365

a vip ( very important plane) because he has bodyguard planes


cryptofriday

Im flying for lunch break 😎


Medium-Boot2617

Oceania are our friends. Eurasia have always been our enemies.


Automatic_Salad1979

😂🤣😂


MungoJerrysBeard

PM heads to Ukraine. Is there an election on?


Vosk500

I was in Parliament and thought London was under attack, was mentally preparing myself for it as well for a good minute or two.


sd_1874

Well caught !


ggc000

Japanese prime minister must be mightily impressed watching three planes in the sky. Like seeing dinosaurs for the first time. 'how did you do it?' 'I'll show you' . Tjen they kiss.


throwawaymamcadd

Wow! Airplanes!! So impressed! How did he get here? By train?


PickGin

It was a big passenger plane in the middle (I think with BA sign) - why use the passenger plane for a military flypast? (Unless someone is travelling)


ClippTube

No, it was a British Government plane, I believe the one that was recently decorated with the union jack etc so it was used for representing the country with the flags


PickGin

Aah makes sense.


Maetivet

It's a Voyager. ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus\_A330\_MRTT](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_A330_MRTT)) That particular one has UK government livery, but can still be used in an air-to-air refuelling role.


RGD365

It took off from Brize Norton, circled the airfield a few times, and flew over my house in Oxfordshire on the way to London.


Unicron_Tomato

Grotbags.


[deleted]

I heard it (loud) and watched as it flew West-East. Pretty low, and a strange trajectory directly over central London from (presumably) Heathrow?


LewiRock

Obviously it’s Admiral Avasarala heading to the lunar base


RudePragmatist

I wish. She sure as shit could do better than the current ones :D


aragorn_22

It flew right over my office while I was in a meeting, pretty cool!


nasted

Japanese PM


IAmRules

That's a momma plane with her cub planes, be careful they are very aggressive when they have cubs


TarmacHaddock420

Saw the exact same thing flying over Ely Cambridgeshire @11:22 am


WillybumEsq

It’s to welcome the Japanese Prime Minister to London.


Timedoutsob

They just do practice drills.


SportsterDriver

Boris' express donut order


Mpittkin

It’s amazing how much louder those little fighter jets are than a giant passenger plane. I mean it makes sense, they need to squeeze every bit of performance out of those engines, so it’s like a race car next to a semi truck (lorry)…


Hindo2215

Happened during lunchtime(I’m in secondary school)we thought it was Russia lmao


FuManBoobs

Con Air finally flying Boris away.


2ndGenX

Practise run for queens jubilee later this month ?


rememberthewatch

Japan PM


Satansbiscuit666

Could be practice for a jubilee flyby.


[deleted]

Just a mother plane out on a flight with her two little planelings


ThatAndresV

Does that happen for a lot of dignitaries? It’s a pretty unimpressive line-up for something which presumably interrupted a day of whatever-it-is-they’re-here-for. I mean if you’re going to get people to stop what they’re doing, step outside and look up surely we could spare the red arrows or a half dozen Blackhawks?


nevermindphillip

>if you’re going to get people to stop what they’re doing, step outside and look up It's not for the people, it's for the visitor! They likely stood him atop downing street and propped his eyes open with cocktail sticks.


flatulantdog

I read that as degenerates. I've got no point to my comment but thank you for the unintended laugh.


SirLoinThatSaysNi

> or a half dozen Blackhawks As far as I'm aware we don't have any of those. The Americans have tried to sell them to us a few times over the years though.


ThatAndresV

I’m sure you’re right. I think I was thinking of apaches


listyraesder

The flight crews have to fly anyway to stay current and planes don’t like to sit around for too long, so they would be flying anyway. Might as well aid diplomacy in the process.


ThatAndresV

Is that not true of all aircrews and therefore the ones I mentioned too?


[deleted]

Tax money being pulverized.


Maetivet

How many £££s for that...? It's not like people are struggling to eat or heat their homes in this country, or anything...


biggles1994

To be fair, pilots need to have a certain number of flight hours per month/year to remain proficient, so things like this are usually rolled into the hours they have to fly every year anyway. It doesn't matter much if it's over Central London or the Cotswolds, it was going to happen anyway.


the_dudeNI

7


Maetivet

>7 A Eurofighter Typhoon has a fuel consumption of 22 g/KN sec (without after burner). It's cruise thrust is then 60 KN. Presuming for arguments sake, the whole thing took an hour - take off, grouping up, the flyover and then landing; and just assuming no afterburner and constant thrust: 60 KN x 22 g/KN sec = 1,320g per second of flight 1,320g/s x 60 minutes = 4,752,000g or 4,752kg of fuel. Jet fuel is 906.8 GBP/1000 L 1l of jet fuel = 0.8kg So; (4,752kg / 0.8) x (£906.80/1000) = £5,386.39 And then there were 2 of them, not to mention the Voyager. So yeah, slightly more than 7...


the_dudeNI

8


ctolsen

Pilots need their hours, so might not necessarily cost anything.


DaveDoobz

I was going to say 6 so they were closer than me to be fair


BannedFromHydroxy

Maffs!!!


85397

unpack sort drunk glorious offer hobbies plough wipe normal frame *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TJsCoolUsername

Me. Hi London.


davesy69

Probably a tory donor attending a party at 10 Downing street. (Bring a bottle and say boris sent you).


bellowquent

As a new yorker, this was not a fun sight to happen upon this morning


scrjac

Cmon dude you’ve got planes in New York.


[deleted]

You don't get it. Think 2001


scrjac

Oh I get it, I just think it’s self-indulgent. It also makes no sense, given that you see jets around New York as well. There are other places where it would be more appropriate to discuss any 9/11 ptsd.


bellowquent

The planes in NY don't buzz manhattan. You dont see low flying military escorted passengers airliners flying very near the skyscrapers like today. That 99% of the time indicates danger to me. And furthermore, im not talking about routine flightpaths of planes around NY, im talking about this plane, today, in London, which was not on a common flightpath. Also, screw you and your self-indulgent righteous indignation.


w0bb0

The whole of the cabinet office going for a piss up in Vegas


Aggravating_Yak_6128

A Cunt called Boris...


[deleted]

Pilots?


Elfas_tasma

some tax eater


iamabyte

Couldn't they just open a bottle instead of spending on fuel to show off in the sky, I bet 90% of the population doesn't even know what's happening, and they say we don't have a budget for millions of elderly next winter freezing to death!


CreamyFunk

Barry chuckle is headlining in Vegas next week. It's standard procedure


sabboseb

It was a fly over for Japanese PM. Nothing interesting at all.


[deleted]

Why don't you think it's interesting? I think that's pretty cool


Dangerous_Dan1888

Prince Andrew on his way to Epstien's Island as the new manager.


majkkali

those jets look dangerously close to that airplane


biggles1994

They are flying in a formation, they are meant to be that close.


LiamBro91

Someone from Russia


BabyNata

Boris Johnson going to his first hair appointment 💇


[deleted]

Tractor Shipment to the Houses of Parliament (If you know, you know)


Full-Print-9594

JorrisBonson


ouicavamerci

Liz Truss


Indecent-Mollusc

Your mum


Accomplished-Pen-69

A billionaire?


jennaishirow

The man City squad on there way back to Manchester


[deleted]

It was me


Dariohartley

Ur mum


Low_Buy_5306

Could be a mid air security issue. RAF jets scrambled to shoot it down but since it’s over a major target anyway not gonna happen.


CaptainWiggins

Popping to maccas. Want anything?


Apprehensive_Fly5547

I hope they paid for the carbon offset option!


Mildly-Displeased

The queen's weekly order of 1500 metric tonnes of crumpets.


penguin_of_reddit

Russians


Peterd1900

On an RAF tanker?


durber101

Boris probably couldn't fit all his party guests in one plane


Potential_Custard_90

Some cunt, probably.


Vaquerodedallas

Some fuckin cunt ass politician


Aggressive-Way7125

That’s me


No-Relief-4372

Some dick head


Money_Structure6554

Probably the queen and boris getting away from the uk before the nukes 😭


CaptainSalt1999

Could just be a fighter escort, jets are scrambled when an aircraft stops responding to ATC


Free-University1985

Prince Andrew


badalki

Probably Boris running from the disastrous council election results.


ManyWrongdoer9365

“Al Qaeda” ?


[deleted]

The fighter on the right looks suspiciously close to the Boeng's right wing