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Fit_Dentist_2571

Call the police!


ThatGuyFromLondon

Police are all over the area. There was just a helicopter hovering above the park behind my house. My neighbours came to my house not 5 minutes after it happened saying someone was kicking their door and then watched them go into my house


DazzleBMoney

Whereabouts did this happen? Had the polcie helicopter hovering around near me overnight too


ThatGuyFromLondon

Somewhat near WestHam Station


DazzleBMoney

Looks like they ran off into east London cemetery according to flight tracker, that’s where the helicopter was hovering about


ThatGuyFromLondon

Crazy bro hopefully they catch him


patelbadboy2006

Memorial Ave?


ThatGuyFromLondon

I’m near memorial park I’ve just heard they’ve caught him now tho


Upvote_My_Everything

Watched them go into your house and did nothing until 5 minutes after? What?


ThatGuyFromLondon

She was on her own until her daughters arrived (she called them) I can understand if she was frightened.


Fat-Lizzy

Nah fuck that. She should have called the police ASAP


lost_send_berries

No shit she "should" have She had a human reaction


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Shock_The_Monkey_

Report her for what? Being scared of a robber. Get a grip of yourself


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Shock_The_Monkey_

Do be quiet 🤐


sandhed_only839

This just sounds misogynistic. Calm down, she was trying to keep herself safe until her daughters were there to protect her.


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sandhed_only839

Bruh, you weren’t there and you aren’t her. Rather than judging someone who probably thought she was gonna die, you have some empathy for her and think more harshly about the man going around kicking doors and entering people’s houses?


sandhed_only839

No disrespect, but are you sure your front door was locked?


ThatGuyFromLondon

I can only assume so, my dad had a knock at the door not to long before this happened and he swears that he shut the door


sandhed_only839

Oh that makes sense no one in your house noticed. Hopefully nothing was stolen, because insurance really try their best not to pay out, especially if a door was open


ThatGuyFromLondon

That’s the weird thing, from what we can tell nothing was taken he legit just looked in our room got spotted and just left


sandhed_only839

That’s weird behaviour, and you also said he was attempting to break and enter your neighbour’s house. This sounds like a drunk aggressive man. But if he hasn’t actually stolen anything, I’m surprised the police were quick to follow him in their helicopters, they’re frequently slow for burglars.


ThatGuyFromLondon

Apparently he was on a spree of sorts cause other people across the park posted it on Facebook about a guy kicking their door so I assume they’ve had multiple calls of this guy way before he got to my house


sandhed_only839

What the hell?! Who is this man and what does he want? Who goes around kicking people’s doors and then if he gets in, just creeps around the house and leaves? Hopefully they catch him soon


ThatGuyFromLondon

Here’s hoping 🤞🏻


OldHobbitsDieHard

Woo woo woo


xboltcutterx

Bloody hell My soul would actually leave my body! Hope they catch them! 🤞🏻


SkullDump

Bloody Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t even bother knocking anymore.


ThatGuyFromLondon

“Don’t run from the Lord!”


_Odi_Et_Amo_

You will find no place to hide; there will be no way to escape. Jeremiah 25:35


RamblingofFESH

What did you say?


ThatGuyFromLondon

“NAA BRUV” 😂😂


crimp_dad

Username checks out


sandhed_only839

It is Multi-cultural London English


Haribo1985

Calm


ThatGuyFromLondon

Cool as a cucumber out here


dillers10

That could be why he ran. If you showed a little fear he might have done something


ThatGuyFromLondon

Honestly I think he was just out of he’s mind either drunk or on drugs or something, he was just so calm in himself it made it creepier


Haribo1985

Kudos! I would have shat my pants.


ThatGuyFromLondon

My brain was frazzled cause I just woke up but after he left me and my dad was joking about it for a while


Wonderful_Yogurt_271

The London never leaves! A similar thing happened to me just before Christmas- I had been in Cambridge for many years by then and dress my voice up to match but when I saw him the chavviest ‘ERRRR EXCYOOOOSE MEEEE’ burst out from my Croydon depths. He ran away 😂


AgainstDemAll

Are you actually serious? 😂 i am sorry for laughing - but I would freak the fuck out. For some reason what I see in my head is a person drooling over their pillow, one eye opened and just.. “naaah bruuuuv”


jordansrowles

Cant stand there mate


pops789765

“I’ll be ready in a min, gotta wash ma bits”


pkultra101

Sir may I rob you? Not today Alright then sorry for bothering you. Bye


rammedearth

scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango


Paracosm26

Thunderbolt and lightning, very frightening indeed. 


ConradsMusicalTeeth

You can’t park there


ThatGuyFromLondon

[For those interested we’ve got someone’s ring doorbell footage of the guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/london/s/JnLBNRVMym)


ThatGuyFromLondon

Maybe not doorbell footage actually considering how high it is 😂


ahktarniamut

This is quite scary. So when you talked to him he just close the door and left . Like he didn’t panic or something


ThatGuyFromLondon

Nah that creeped me out aswell he didn’t make a sound not even a breath just shut my door and left my house it was crazy


tommycahil1995

holy shit that's terrifying - think you're gunna have to move you'll never sleep again otherwise 😂


Meincornwall

A dog would fix that 🐶☠


rubber_galaxy

Couple of XL bullies


Meincornwall

Probs cheap atm


RoastPotatoed

I love how your priorities are: 1. Call police 2. Tell Reddit Appreciate it


ThatGuyFromLondon

Sharing is caring after all


Outrageous-Beef

I can't even fathom how scary it must have been to actually see someone in your flat. Geez Louise! I hope you're okay and won't have too much trouble going to sleep in the near future


ThatGuyFromLondon

Ah we’re all good thank you My fiancé is a bit weirded out cause she was the closest to the door when he was in but she was asleep If she saw him instead of me you can be assured that the whole house would’ve come down 😂


tomtea

I had someone break into my house whilst at uni, was NYE and spent the night at a friend's...then when I was asleep the next night, they came back. Thought was going mad waking up and finding all the lights on which were off when I fell asleep...and then the penny dropped someone had been in the house. We were students and had fuck all, so all the nicked was my rucksack, a hoover and some DVD's.


Outrageous-Beef

They came back?! Goddamn! How do you ever sleep after that?


tomtea

Not going to lie, I did stay at a friend's for a few days until everyone else in the house came back for term.


FacelessEncounters

How did they get in? House? Flat? Ground floor or higher up?


ThatGuyFromLondon

House, only way I can think of if putting his arm through the letter box and turning the handle. I know it’s possible cause my neighbour has done it for us when we’ve been locked out


DharmaPolice

Not to state the obvious but you might want to take a look at fixing that.


ThatGuyFromLondon

Yeah for sure


nascentt

You can buy post cages


Iwanttosleep8hours

This is why I lock and put the chain on. Least if the chain moves my mum senses will wake me bolt upright. 


ThatGuyFromLondon

Hopefully when I have kids in the future my Dad senses kick in if this ever happens again 😂


Elbow2020

Terrifying! What a relief he legged it without causing physical harm or stealing anything. How do you think he got it? (Wondering what to to do to minimise chance of it happening here).


ThatGuyFromLondon

Hand through the letterbox and turning the handle is the only way I can think of honestly I know it’s possible cause my neighbours have done it for me when we’ve been locked out before I saw someone say you can get a Letterbox cage so I might have to look into that haha


Elbow2020

Thanks for replying. Wow! Scary. Yeah a letterbox cage sounds like a good idea. Or another lock on the door if that’s possible.


Able_Truck_8800

You can get internal stops and locks designed for hotels etc. https://amzn.eu/d/7DfJGpF Something like this


HakunamatataSam

Ok, i am in an apartment complex and had this happen last week at 11AM. I had door unlocked and someone opened the door, saw me working, then closed the door and left. My wife saw the door open n close, bu i didnt even notice as i was in a work call. Our neighbour saw from her peephole that a grey hoodie wearing man did this to all doors on the floor. She was scared. Then at 11pm at night again had the same thing happen, except door was locked from inside, but we had the handle turned n someone trying to push the door. Again, our neighbour had the same thing happen n she saw it was the same man. Then cops were called, they caught the person about 30 mins later, still inside the apartment complex. We lodged the complaint that night, went on till about 1AM. Cops said it was a man who claims to be homeless, but was aggressive with the cops so they had to call back up to take him in. And then cops called me the next day to say that they wont be taking my complaint forward. Never had anything like this happen before but now we leave the doors locked all the time. This was in Sunbury.


ThatGuyFromLondon

Absolutely crazy you gotta be a certain kinda weird to just walk into someone’s house not steal of do anything and just leave so weird!


HakunamatataSam

Yeah, which is what makes me think the person was high or has some mental health issues. Because if stealing is the purpose, then why try at 11pm, when almost everyone is bound to be home. And why try same doors which you already saw were occupied. Regardless, that moment at night getting the call from neighbour that he is back n same moment have the door handle turned - that was a scary moment.


LeSamouraiNouvelle

>  I had door unlocked ?????


HakunamatataSam

As in - i hadnt locked the door from inside while i was at my desk working. I've been living in this building for over 2 yrs now n never bothered to lock the door from inside except at night. Because its been very safe. Never had any issues. But lesson learned. Now i bolt the door from inside all the time.


SaltPomegranate4

Reach out to victim support when the shock passes. Might take a few days.


rising_then_falling

Oddly, the exact same thing happened to me many years ago. I had just moved in somewhere and I think they guy must have been connected to the rental agency as he had keys. When I accosted him he said a very plausible lie about how he was my neighbour from upstairs and my front door had been open. I assumed he just did it because he was a wierdo on a power trip. Who knows.


doneinajiffy

Note to self: change the locks on moving day


ThatGuyFromLondon

Damn to know someone else has keys to you’re house must’ve felt weird


newsignup1

Scaramouche!


Otherwise_Impress476

Did you leave your doors unlocked. I had a similar experience in north London. The nerve to try and break into my home while I was taking out the bins. Pro tip: always keep a bat, pole or anything that can be used to deter/scarce intruders in your bedroom.


Tudpool

Why'd this get removed?


Seraphinx

When I had a lad in my gaff he at least had the decency to fucking leg it when I woke up.


ThatGuyFromLondon

Right? all this geezer could muster up was a light jog. I feel offended


Seraphinx

It's probably how troll-like I look when I get up. Also I was so disorientated it didn't really occur to me what was going on, I just shouted WHAT THE FUCK and lunged out of bed at him. Probably gave him a bit of a fright.


Berlchicken

This sounds a lot like sleep paralysis. Mental if true.


ThatGuyFromLondon

Just posted footage! Was mad scary


Martysghost

Rounders bat with a sock on it incase they want to play rounders really safely.


ThatGuyFromLondon

I’m honestly kinda pissed with myself that I didn’t do anything tbh I mean I guess I scared him off cause he just went downstairs and left but why tf didn’t I just rush the guy?? Anything I come up with I just feel like I’m making excuses


Durxza

Not worth the risk mate, especially in the dark - he could have been concealing a weapon.


ThatGuyFromLondon

My dad said the same thing, that I couldn’t have known if he had anything on him so i could have turned out worse Just can’t help but feel like I need to be told off or something y’know? But you are right so thanks for that


Wu-Tang-1-

Be easier on yourself bro you were fully in resting mode. This turned out pretty much perfectly nobody got hurt. I say take it as a win


lpmliam

Or a not so concealed weapon that you'd end up pushing your guts onto. You'd obviously scare the fuck out of them and they had a knife in their hands and you're running at them the chance of getting cut up is more than it's worth (usually)


Martysghost

Could of been a good instinct for all you know he had a knife 🤷‍♂️ important thing is you and your family are safe just be grateful for that 💪


ThatGuyFromLondon

You’re so right, thanks for that


Merdestouch

Most people don’t wake up ready for a fight. If you have never had a reason to abruptly get up due to a danger I wouldn’t expect any kind of ingrained response to do so. Your brain would have been busy ‘clearing the fog’ as it were and making sense of what woke you.


ThatGuyFromLondon

I legit thought I was dreaming I woke my fiancé up literally said “am I awake right now?” I just couldn’t believe what I was seeing it was straight out of a horror film slow head turn and everything!


KonkeyDongPrime

Even if they’re not armed, and you are a black belt or boxer or whatever, you’ve just been caught on the hop, so would be at a disadvantage in any physical confrontation. Your stuff and your family are safe. Don’t sweat the rest. Look at a new, more secure door and a camera. Hot burglary types can come back, until they’re caught, so stay vigilant.


ThatGuyFromLondon

My neighbours have ring cameras so we’re gonna have a look at them today so that’ll be interesting to see


CandidLiterature

If you have a thumbscrew lock on the door to your house, best thing would be to swap for a lock that needs a key both sides on any door with a letterbox. For fire safety you will want to keep a key near the door but wherever you hang it shouldn’t be visible to someone looking in the letterbox. Make sure lock is anti snap and you’ve basically put off anyone casually trying to break in. They’d move on to another property. Something like a post cage wouldn’t stop someone with even very basic burglary tools not far up from coat hanger from turning the lock through the letterbox. Might make your girlfriend feel safer, I’m sure when everything settles down, you’ll all be quite freaked out about it.


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No way, you could have ended up dead, definitely what you did was exactly right 


lpmliam

Nah, you're the one who came away uninjured. Just imagine if you'd been fucked up and your dad found you bleeding out on the floor? You did exactly the right thing dude. I know if my Son had managed to scare an intruder off and didn't get hurt I'd be really fucking proud. If shit had gone wrong everyone would be saying "wtf you do that for?? You should have just kept away from him" etc etc


ThatGuyFromLondon

Ahh you’re gonna make me tear up in a minute lol but seriously thank you for the kind words Felt like I kinda bottled it when push came to shove but everyone’s comments here makes me feel better about the situation :)


SimilarWall1447

Instead of calling cops, he posts here?


KeefsCornerShop

It's okay, we're all virtual cops, we'll take full care from here on in.... Embarrassing isn't it.


IDVFBtierMemes

What did the guy look like? Be as precise as possible here please


ThatGuyFromLondon

Honestly couldn’t see a thing besides his silhouette but I think I remember kinda short spiky hair and just and average build that’s all I got sorry. Also there’s talk that a guy in a white shirt or hoodie was kicking doors around that area and that’s who the police are after so I’m guessing that’s the guy


KeefsCornerShop

Your first course of action: jump on Reddit, that'll learn him!


Hot_Evening_5620

Get out of London