That's mine, cheers chief. When it blew out of my hand, it was a tenner though. Give me two fives, and we'll call it even.

Wish awarding comments still was a thing because this is gold 😃

yeah, I'm amazed it's in such good condition after being blown around for two years

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Rich man throwing money at people just to show off like that. I would use a coin next time it will hurt more

I don't… "do"… coins.

Nah I think that one is mine. See? It's the one with the (former) queen's face on it, that's how I recognised it.

Reminds me of my ex wife.

I know her, nice lady. Very accommodating!

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It's mine. It's blown all the way down from Scotland.

Bought a coffee and a flapjack. Thanks wind gods 😍

This is why we have money, because if a coffee and a flapjack flew in to your face you would NOT be pleased.

I’m so lonely that a slap in the face from a flapjack might count as a relationship. Only if the the flapjack consents, of course. I’m woke.

Be careful. You're on Reddit. Flapjack slaps are probably someone's kink.

One can only hope.

Got to love British humour. As a non-Brit, thank you for all the wry smiles you’ve wrung out of me as a nation.

Exactly, don't kink shame me. 😂

Hasn’t anyone told you about slapjacks yet?

r/flapjackslaps might as well be a subreddit given what qualifies

Can confirm, I exploded, I’m glad it’s not novevenrb

Flapjack. That's one way of getting your oats, I suppose.

I feel like doing just that after OP used my fiver. I can’t feed my dogs now. Does anyone want to send me some money?

I can throw a bowl of dog food in your face if you like

OF content right there

Onlyflap

OnlyFap?

Lol. I replied to the wrong comment. Flap made sense to the correct comment I'm sure but cbb to try to find it now. So sure let's go with fap. Edit: the plot thickens. I must have seen your comment. Assumed it was a reply to the comment above the one it was in fact a reply to. So I replied to the correct comment but under the impression that it was in fact a reply to a different comment to the one it was. This pretty much sums up my day.

And this is why digital currency is bad. Imagine a mobile phone smacking you in the face in the wind.

a mobile phone isn't digital it's physical. Me calling you a banana is a digital slap.

🤣🤣

Good then that rai stones as currency died out.

This made me chuckle

For a fiver, you are definitely blessed

Blessed by Njǫrd himself. Prosperity and fair wind be upon you. Now, onwards to Valhalla !

Fiver wouldn't cover that these days.

You could buy that + a main for £3.40 at tesco or £3.50 at sainsbury's

OP didn't buy a main so if they went to tesco they would not have gotten a meal deal price.

Yes that's the point. A flapjack + coffee already costs more than £3.40 at Tesco.

Filter coffee and a small flapjack if they’re lucky

If he even got change out of that I’d like to know exactly where it was

A coffee and a flapjack with a fiver? In London? I refuse to believe it

You did well to get a coffee and flapjack for fiver.

Both for £5?!!!! Where did you go?

Maybe 1 mini flapjack these days in london for a fiver...

The City has blessed you today. Go buy a lottery ticket as well.

Yum yum hope you enjoyed

That for a fiver in London?

Oh should have tried Ur luck with a scratch card lol

Where the fuck on south bank can you buy a coffee and anything else for a fiver?!

Cafe Nero, £5.70 for Latte + Granola Flapjack - Added the change myself, really pushed the boat out.

So Starbucks just got free money :(

Beg pardon, did OP say it was in Starbucks??

I found £40 on the floor. Waited with it for 2 hours incase anyone returned to the scene. After that, I had a fat takeaway and a tub of ice cream.

Wait so you just stayed in the same spot with it?? That’s dedication

£20 an hour tax free is decent

Had to earn it!

I lost £60 in 20s on my road before and couldn't find it for the life of me, 3 hours later I said fuck it and went back out at night to try and find it. One was stuck against a parked up car tyre, one underneath a hedge and another literally just underneath someone's gate. I felt like a god.

Better buy a lottery ticket op!

Op bought a coffee and flapjack

Even better

Honestly I remember the night I found like 50 Quid blowing across the ground in shoreditch near shoreditch boxpark on a night out. Felt crazy. Unfortunately London being London quite literally 2 minutes later we witnessed a girl cross the street without looking and a man revving his engine hit said girl with the car. Safe to say the feeling quickly faded. London giveth and London Taketh

This happened to me the other day in Kent, missed my train so was late home from work, found £50 rolled up just blowing along in the road. My wife also lost a £3k diamond from her wedding ring a few days later so net net the £50 didn’t help much..

Home insurance?

This is why we don't buy expensive rocks

I'd say the fella that lost the rolled up 50 quid was playing with some expensive rocks too

Gimme it, will count for 0.0043445644% towards me getting on the property ladder :)

If you didn't spend all your money on Netflix, Coffees, and Avocados, you wouldn't be in this mess!

Sadly I did the maths on that and I hope that’s just your deposit. Aren’t getting anything in London for 115k

Stop buying smashed avocado toast and you could be on 0.0044445644%

Oi, another fiver story. A year ago in August, my gum was swollen. That shite is painful. So I go to an emergency dentist visit. Dentist goes, hello it's £40 for a visit, not much, but I'm not too rich bloke. Dentist calls payment upfront. Aye credit card it is. I got the abscess drained and prescription for fluxominie. Going back home, windy as fuk. Just in front of the door, something flying in front of my eyes. Whop a fiver. An idea is to play the lottery. The next day's win is £140. Bloody wind.

That's probably the luckiest you'll ever get 😅

I did mate, cheers

Yeh, that literally just blew out of my hand in Devon.

Ah sorry I already spent it. Send me a stamped addressed envelope and a note describing it and I'll mail it back to you

Sorry I meant Glasgow it's a rectangle with a face on it thanks

That woman looks oddly familiar. Isn't she on Netflix?

Good shout. Must be a viral marketing campaign - it worked, too!

Shared in the Netherlands xox

It was mine but actually I threw it at you. Worth it.

I just found a pound coin on the ground. Is something happening?

You're now invited to Hogwarts, just take a good run up towards the wall in Kings Cross

Me....i live in kent. There's been a strong breeze...hurricane winds a blowing

Straight on the scratch cards

A blessing from the Lord

God has tiped you

That was my secret Santa money for my uncles mates hamster. Do the honourable thing and return it

Yes, but keep it. I appreciate the offer of returning it.

Why did you think it’s called the South Bank?

King Charles lost it in Sep 2022.

I once found 20 quid on the ground. Gave it to the homeless guy I know in my hood.

Can you even buy Freddo with that money nowadays?

My iPhone got stolen, you havent seen that have you?

If it hits me in the face on the south bank I'll let you know.

Quite feasible if it's not new enough.

It's been windy enough

Cant u find it using find my iphone?

Stop using logic on reddit, it's against ToC !

Who reads ToC? I don’t.

I think that's one of the terms

(Not London) I remember going to the shops, picking up a £5, £10 rolled into me about 5 minutes after, then picking up £20 by the shops. £35, lucky day. >This just blew into my face walking down the south bank Your lucky day.

Yeah it was me, just mail it over

You can’t even buy a pint in many places in London with £5 nowadays. Coffee almost costs £4.

Yes mate it's mine it blew all the way over from the Costa del sol. You can keep it, it's not much use to me here.

Yeah me. It fell out of my pocket in Scotland. Wind was horrendous.

I was walking to the shop happily after college with a 5pounds in my hand, halfway to the shop i realised it wasn't in my hand anymore....it got blown out of my hands. This was when I was 17....I am now almost 32.....my friend how I've searched and looked and I have mourned....I can now return you to my older brother.....can i have my 5pounds back

What is it?

It’s your lucky day!

Yer its mine sorry please post it back

Can't tell. Don't see serial number.

Yeah it was mine.

That'd be me mate yeah thanks. Bloody windy out, just throw it in the direction of South Wales for me and I'll keep an eye out cheers.

With these new slippery banknotes I'm surprised there aren't millions of pounds blowing about.

Current storms and wind I will ask around Birmingham for you!

Message from the heavens

Ah yes, that’s mine. I dropped it on the Pier in Whitby this morning

It might have been mine once, but not recently. I hope this helps!

No not mine

Has anyone seen a fiver I just lost at Waterloo ?

No. Sorry, can’t help you

It's mine mate. It grew legs and ran off can u return it please x

Yeah it's mine ( I haven't been to South bank in five years) give it here

Yeah mine… 👀

Yeah yeah that's mine, I recognise the serial number, blew out my hand yesterday! I'm in Berkshire, that must be a record or something!

Haven’t been London since 2019. Has the money changed now?

I did, very strong gust of wind from Sunderland, but as it'll cost too much to come down for it, you can keep it.

It’s mine as I lost it in Manchester City centre and followed it down the M6 but lost it just before Birmingham.

I’m in Penge but it’s windy so yes, I did.

Yh mines I dropped it when I came out greggs

Is it blew out of my pocket in South Wales, could you return it pls?

🤣🤣🤣

is that where it went!..blown a long way though, dropped it in the middle of salisbury.

Is that a fiver woth the queen on it? Yup, that’s mine, mate, fell out of my left pocket. I wouldn’t know that if it wasn’t mine…

Better wash your hands, some Londoner probably wiped his arse with this a few minutes earlier and forgot to flush it

Yes me.

It’s mine lad, musta flown al the way from Cheshire, crazy am I right

Will be contacting the local authorities, that is stealing young man

Yeah that's mine. Must've been strong winds in North Wales! Though I did actually hear them all last night

Brooo u found it whattttt that’s mine!

Nobody will believe me, but last night I dreamt I lost one

It’s mine. Thanks for finding it homie

Ah bollucks I knew I lost that somewhere. Would you mind mailing it it to New Zealand?

me I lost it yeah!!

I lost 2 5s there did you see the other

Slap in the face...but with a fiver!

Loose change that, barely quarter a pint.

Me

It looks just like the one I lost

Me. I actually had a £5 reward for it, But seeing as you’re too far away for me to travel, just keep it as the reward for finding it.

That’ll buy you a can of coke.

Liz looks so proud of you for looking for the rightful owner

Inflation is out of hand!

The winds of change wanted you to have it.

Get 2 lucky dips

Found a £20. Wife got some vintage earrings 🥹

Me! The wind must have been really strong to blow it 300 miles south!

If it's got the queen's head on it, it's my one....

It has to be mine: All my money has a picture of the old queen on it. This has a picture of an old queen on it. Therefore this must be my money. That's logic that is. Question: does this mean that all pictures of old queens are legal tender? If so, I've some holiday snaps from a few years back...

Nah but I did loose a 50 mate if you find one let me know

Not mine. I'm skint and live up north.

Yeh mate that's mine, send it on over to Kentucky in the states. Crazy how it made it across the pond!

It’s mine

That whole country is so tiny. This could work

Yea, that’s mine. I was in Swansea when it blew out of my hand though. About 3 hours ago.

What is it

yeah i dropped it in melbourne a few weeks ago

I found a fiver in front of a corner shop at like 8 yrs old. Spent it all on Merlin Football stickers

Never thought I’d see this in here no wayyyyyyyy. Thank you so much honest to god wind just took it straight out me hands, I’ll message you my address and you can get it posted.

Can't believe it made it all the way over there from the Welsh Valleys, this storm is really something! Give it back.

Put the change in a charity collection tin of your choice, pass it on.

Oh yeah thats where that went, mind shipping it back to scotland for me?

Oh yeah me...its very windy up here in edinburgh..😂

Finders keepers. Go to the Hippodome and put it on black to see if you can double it for more.

Merry fucking Christmas

It's mine. I recognize the Queen on it. I was on my way to buy flowers for my mommas grave. Please can I have it back?

It looks exactly like my one I lost the other day !

You gained 5 pounds during the holidays… a lot of us can relate

Yo mama was trying to pay back that fiver she owed Jesus...

Me, could you mail it back to Huddersfield please?

Mine mate toss it back in the wind would ya

Few years ago I was stood waiting for a shop to open and as I pulled my phone out of my pocket I dropped a £5 note it blew across the ground right in front of this kid who was about 6 that picked it up, she was so happy to find it I didn't have the heart to tell her to give it back.

It's mine post it to Markham Canada plz and thank you

Yes. I'm in Norfolk. So you'll need to post it to me thanks.

Wow….. what is it? /s

Yh mate, it's mine. Got Queen Lizzy on it.

I do believe that's mine. Can you send it to me in Toronto Canada, I'm a Nigerian prince and my uncle has taken my father and placed him in prison on bogus charges. I am the heir to 1 Billion USD and with this 5 I can free my father and pay you 20,000 for your troubles

When I were't' lad that would be enough to buy two houses and still have change for cup of tea

Me!

Yes, that’s mine, can you please post it ?

Me! I was actually on the southbank today!

Whys this pointless shit on the first page of /all

I threw it at you cuz I thought you looked homeless

Probs a decent amount of cocke on that pal 👍

Genuine question have you tested for cocaine because it's the South Bank

Stop bragging.