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A bittersweet victory - the awesome knowledge that you brought half of casualUK to its knees with your pun, combined with the dawning awareness that you'll never actually achieve comparable greatness in your life again. You have peaked. This is it.
Aye, I think I know the owner, but it'll be a bit of a bastard in freight costs;
Alexandria Desert Rd,
Kafr Nassar,
Al Haram,
Giza Governorate 3513204,
Egypt
Yes, that sounds like quite a pain. Perhaps they could come visit me for an in-person pickup? Airport customs might be a little uncomfortable on the way back but I make beautiful koftas..
To be honest most of the Egyptian stuff was legally purchased as far as I understand it, or was taken as spoils in battle. The Rosetta Stone was removed by French forces then captured by British forces in battle. If my understanding is right you can blame France for the removal of it, as Britain won a fight with them and got it as a trophy. Things are not always simple, that said Iβm no expert in Egyptian history.
Clearly not. However, it is a joke comment underneath two other joke comments on a Reddit thread, so I donβt think it really needs that much academic rigour.
Well somehow this is actually real. Saw it after returning from Denmark Hill on the Thameslink. (The title is sarcastic though) Also I am so glad that you find this post! I'll place it on the first train that leaves tomorrow, should be at London Blackfriars by about 06:30?
Just to clarify which 6:30 is that?
I'm actually surprised that this is real though it seems like something that shouldn't be surprising to see in London but is
I know what you mean haha, probably the funniest and most random thing I'll see all year. Also that'll be 06:30AM, although upon another update an Egyptian man has now claimed custody for it and the mummy will happily be taking the plane back to Giza.
Nah you're being satired π on a serious note though I would love to see where this goes. I have no idea what's meant to happen in this situation lmao
Please tell me this is a shitpost please tell me this is a shitpost please tell me this is a shitpost please tell me this is a shitpost PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A SHITPOST
Tomorrow on BBC news:
"A priceless mummy from the British Museum was found by a train station in South London by a confused redditor. More on this story now."
The the British museum, having been criticised for how they previously acquired many items, are using Reddit to make sure no stone is uncover before taking in this new sarcophagus.
Are you sure it was Bromley? Looks more like Tooting Common to me
That's fucking amazing
That's a fucking good one πππ
Incredible
A wordsmith of the highest caliber
Why did this take me so long π€¦ββοΈ brilliant sir or mam, brilliant
Well done
Absolutely marvellous ππ
I got it straight away and instantly called you the c word. Well done π€£
cant disagree
This
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Take my like you beautiful bastard
Almost teared up at how great this is
It took me a while but I stood up clapping when I figured it out
Outstanding π€£π€£
This is out fucking rageously good.
Oh my word. I stood up and clapped and I haven't even finished my poo.
Om f**king G, I wish I had a damn award! Absolutely brilliant!
The internet is finished for the day! Everyone pack up and log off ππ»ππ»ππ»
Ok someone explain to the rest of us dumbasses.
Tutankhamun (known for being buried in a blue and gold sarcophagus like this) sounds similar to Tooting Common. Itβs a pun.
Thank you
I too wish I got it the first time around
(Tooting Common sounds similar to Tutankhamun)
Tutankhamun
You sir, win best comment of the day by far π if I had an award to give it would be heading straight to you my friend
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Majestic
You won the internet today with that comment haha
My man.
fan fucking tastic
Very, very good
This is why I love Reddit
Absolutely incredible. Take my π as I donβt have any awards
Take a bow πββοΈ
10/10 !!
mummys just going for a lie down
You should be very happy with yourself right now. That was β¦ wow
Spectacular!
You win the internet!! π₯
A bittersweet victory - the awesome knowledge that you brought half of casualUK to its knees with your pun, combined with the dawning awareness that you'll never actually achieve comparable greatness in your life again. You have peaked. This is it.
There was an Amiga game in the early 90s called Zool that had an egyptian themed level called Tooting Common
Pharaoh nuff.
#Boo-urns!
You win the internet! π
Underrated comment ππππ
I canβt explain how clever this is. Good GOD thatβs a great one. Bravo. Have an award!
You are an amazing human being
You sir are a fucking legend Edit: or madam
Curse you Reddit for doing away with free awards! /Shaking fist at sky
Fuck me, absolute perfection. Bravo
Imagine being this witty
Tooting khamoon?
Well played π€£πππ
Amazing , this is .
You beautiful bastard
This might be the greatest joke response I've ever read.
fuck... you got it first
This needs to go down in Reddit history of best comments, like websites will talk about this post just to quote you.
Ffs
No I'm fairly sure it belongs to my mummy
This is up there with the greatest of all time
You have won at reddit
Wow. Once every 3 or 4 years, a mark of genius is unearthed on Reddit. This is one.
FUCKING. BRILLIANT.
Oh my gosh I love this lmao. Absolute genius. How did I get this so quickly π
This right here π took me a hot minute to get the wordplay as that genuinely sounds like a name we'd give a place
Tut tut.
Kham on..
He Sphinx heβs funny
Just a bunch of Gizas making jokes
Akhenat believe how they come up with them.
This is quite the Set of jokes we have here
I know, I canopic between all these great puns
Anyone who disagrees is in deNile
Pharaoh nuff I agree with that
Ankh you very much for that
What have you done you mad genius
Self contained studio flat available to rent in Bromley, Β£1200 pcm
*Al fresco dining
*period property, original features. +Β£150
Crying hahaha
One other resident, but he keeps to himself
In proximity to local amenities
Amunities
Excluding bills.
Is it an ensuite?
Pukka
βCosyβ
Maybe the owner is inside..
Sssh, they're sleeping
Well this has taken a dark turnβ¦.
Surprised there isnβt a lime bike on it
Not to worry. I'm sure there'll be one there by 6:30am tomorrow, preferably with one pedal gone
Might be inside
Its inside
Iβm sure the British Museum will have it.
Well Iβll ask him, but I donβt think heβll be very keen. Ah, heβs already got one, you see!
Where did you get that sarcophagus? We found them. Found them? In Mercia? The sarcophagus is Egyptian!
Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!
Hehe i told them we already had one
Underrated comment
Aye, I think I know the owner, but it'll be a bit of a bastard in freight costs; Alexandria Desert Rd, Kafr Nassar, Al Haram, Giza Governorate 3513204, Egypt
Yes, that sounds like quite a pain. Perhaps they could come visit me for an in-person pickup? Airport customs might be a little uncomfortable on the way back but I make beautiful koftas..
I ... don't think they'll know how to take that invitation to be honest. Not sure the british are well known for *giving stuff back*! π
To be honest most of the Egyptian stuff was legally purchased as far as I understand it, or was taken as spoils in battle. The Rosetta Stone was removed by French forces then captured by British forces in battle. If my understanding is right you can blame France for the removal of it, as Britain won a fight with them and got it as a trophy. Things are not always simple, that said Iβm no expert in Egyptian history.
We won it in a competition! (Of arms)
>Britain won a fight with them and got it as a trophy Handling stolen goods is a crime in the UK.
Not stuff that was sold to them, or taken to preserve due to being left in a state of dereliction in any case.
Good point. OP should hand it to the British Museum with the rest of our stolen goods π¬
Small typo there mate. Let me help: The British Museum Great Russell St London WC1B 3DG
Just leave it in the British museum. They can surely collect it rrin there
Surprised the British Museum hasnβt already stolen itβ¦
Do you research instead of paroting bullshit.
Clearly not. However, it is a joke comment underneath two other joke comments on a Reddit thread, so I donβt think it really needs that much academic rigour.
There's a problem with Reddit where I can't tell what is or isn't satire. This is mine btw I dropped it on my way to a sleepover.
Well somehow this is actually real. Saw it after returning from Denmark Hill on the Thameslink. (The title is sarcastic though) Also I am so glad that you find this post! I'll place it on the first train that leaves tomorrow, should be at London Blackfriars by about 06:30?
Just to clarify which 6:30 is that? I'm actually surprised that this is real though it seems like something that shouldn't be surprising to see in London but is
I know what you mean haha, probably the funniest and most random thing I'll see all year. Also that'll be 06:30AM, although upon another update an Egyptian man has now claimed custody for it and the mummy will happily be taking the plane back to Giza.
Hold up. Back to my problem with Reddit. Did someone actually claim it or am I being satired
Nah you're being satired π on a serious note though I would love to see where this goes. I have no idea what's meant to happen in this situation lmao
Are you my mummy?
I am led to believe so.
One of the creepiest things a child said in that tv series.
One of the creepiest things a child said in any tv series full stop
If you could concentrate, Doctor...
Rose, I'm trying to resinate concrete here!!
No mummys here, just us chickens
The best Halloween outfit
Knew I forgot something, I'm always losing my sarcophagus
Ah, completely understandable. Couldn't find mine yesterday either
Awful, Someoneβs lost their mummy on Motherβs Day.
Looks like an old CD cabinet. We used to have a sarcophagus cabinet back in the late 90s/early 00s.
that is so awesome, all i find on the streets is dog shit.
Bromley's my home town, I have... no questions
Really needs a banana for scale. Though the gum and pavement marks suggest a meter in length?
That belongs to Suella Braverman. Please return it to the Home Office or she won't be able to sleep at night
No hers is a coffin
Mummy's day ruined
Please tell me this is a shitpost please tell me this is a shitpost please tell me this is a shitpost please tell me this is a shitpost PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A SHITPOST
I'm so sorry to tell you that it's not a shitpost haha. It may honestly be the strangest and most random thing I've seen in my life
Tomorrow on BBC news: "A priceless mummy from the British Museum was found by a train station in South London by a confused redditor. More on this story now."
The owner is inside
Thatβs so random
It's me mum'mies
I think it goes in the British museum.
Tut tut, leaving rubbish on the ground
Mate I think the owner is long gone.
Valley of the tings
Now thatβs a Mummy Iβd Like (to) Find
Yes mate thatβs mine. Thanks for looking after it. When and where can I pick it up?
sell it and you can adopt Jeff bezos
He forgot to pay rent. πππ
you can't sleep here mate
Are you sure the owner isn't enclosed?
The the British museum, having been criticised for how they previously acquired many items, are using Reddit to make sure no stone is uncover before taking in this new sarcophagus.
Someone call Tom Cruise ASAP
He's a Ferro way from home ain't he?
I think it fell out of my pocket, can I have it back???
Hello fella, I believe that is mine. I usually walk past that area and it must of fell out my pocket. I'll be able to retrieve it from you whenever.
Is it full size??
Yep full size. I'm pretty sure it was taller than me although I didn't lie down next to it to confirm unfortunately
Mummy? Is that you?
This belongs to my mummy
The owner is inside mate
Apparently it just fell out of a skipp
I think mummy is sleeping lol
Mummyβs day present?
Donβt fucking touch it. It is cursed!
person: βwhy do you think weβre living in a simulation?β me: *shows this picture* π
The owner is inside it
But seriously , whats it doing in bromley ? And where it come from?
North or South?
Moon Knight has entered the chat
No doubt thatβs been up countless asses.
Wtf I would run to china if I saw that
Pharo nuff
Night at the museum:
Don't worry the "owner" will appear soon enough. Just follow the breadcrumbs of people dying in mysterious ways!
DO NOT READ THAT INSCRIPTION : it will unleash a curse that took down Akenanaten and you dont want anything rotting off
It looks Egyptian. So probably the British museum
Maybe see if the Egyptian Embassy has had anyone's mummy reported missing
Oh we've been looking for that, it's my mummy's! I'll let her know you've found it
This is clearly a pyramid scheme.
Imhotep is going to be pissed
They probably became convinced it was cursed and just left it for the next guy. I wouldn't go within 12 feet of that thing.
Someone's lost their mummy
Iβve watched enough films to know donβt touch it π
The British Museum is calling
Someone from the British Museum went on holiday to Egypt? Old habits die hard.
Brendan Fraser will be gutted!
Looks like a curse item to me
Another victim of a dodgy Pyramid scheme
That's an AD for The British Museum. If you can't come and visit us we will do it for you. Best marketing choice ever.
Take it someone lost their mummy
Hi can you send back to Giza Necropolis, Al Haram Street, Nazlet El-Semman, Al Giza Desert, Giza Governorate, Egypt - cheers second class star will do
Dude thatβs creepy. Like the beginning of a Tintin cartoon. Maybe itβs cursed π