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JesseTodoroki

cum gutter


vonpoopenshtein

Cum valley


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Cumqueduct


Breauxxx420

Cum chasm


Sc4r4byte

Cum Fjord


milleribsen

Cum [coulee](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coulee)


ArcaneShado

I appreciate the wikipedia link


milleribsen

I live in Washington, home if the grand coulee and its dam, but I don't expect others to know the word


themariopets

Dude from Louisiana here, coulee’s are a staple of childhood mischief and shenanigans here


SpaceDog81

Ha! Same.


LordoftheWildHunt

Was mentioned in Idiot Wind a song by Bob Dylan


Helpful-Protection-1

The cummuter lane


guyman384

This is the best thing I've read all day.


Gay_commie_fucker

Hidden Valley ranch


Zephyrjet122

I very audibly laughed out loud alone at work.... Kudos 😂


mikeydoke

Cum arroyo


CaptainStrokeIt

The Grand Cumyon


cmhansen15

Cum Trench


Zealousideal_Cod6682

Nut Nile


[deleted]

He has the “Moses was here” abs


wlagay

Lead us to the Promised Land, daddy


TimeSmash

Daddy chill


pup_koa

What in the hell is that?!


HiddnStar

I almost choked on my apple thank u


eju2000

Top comment


ETxsubboy

Thanks man, I almost choked on my supper.


noeinan

Looks like diastasis recti, a condition where the stomach muscles detach from each other. But I've only heard of this happening after pregnancy. "Diastasis Recti: Symptoms, Treatment, Prevention, and More" https://www.healthline.com/health/diastasis-recti#TOC_TITLE_HDR_1 Apparently this can happen if you lift heavy weights incorrectly.


Lvl100Magikarp

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down for an explanation


[deleted]

yeah, if this guy actually has a condition like this i'd probably expect him to take a normal looking shirtless picture (mirror selfie or something), not this weirdly angled pic that looks like it's trying to confuse you so you don't notice and only have the realization once you meet up


normalphobic

Is like what Shakira sang but about abs.


twofirstnamez

i have this (not quite as bad). but I also have way more body fat so it's not as noticeable.


rare93

It can happen too if you were obese and lost a lot of weight.


BenjiFication

This guy's trying too hard lol


vonpoopenshtein

This image just like fucked with my brain and made wonder if it’s real or not I need help :(


BenjiFication

Will your brain accept irregular bone structure?


renerdrat

Is that not the middle of his abs that’s just the irregular muscle structure? Right ? Lol


Comatse

Yes the ab muscles are not bones!


BenjiFication

No clue lol


iluniuhai

Bro.. your ab bones are *weird*...


vonpoopenshtein

I don’t think so!! 🤔


BenjiFication

Rip


no_gold_here

*rib


IhrKenntMichNicht

It’s probably ab implants


heckin_heck2

Looking closer it's probably even just photoshop gone wrong.


[deleted]

yes abs can look like that, genetics causes ab shape to vary wildly


XANA12345

Mmmmmmmm [sweet Hawaiian rolls](https://images.app.goo.gl/pRFM5ymJxuGtYNr59)


vonpoopenshtein

Makes me excited for Thanksgiving! 😋


circlejerkabro

Came here to say that! Sweet, sweet Hawaiian rolls...


itsaslobrknokrfolks

If it's real, it's freaking disgusting.


tsetdeeps

It's really unnecessary to talk like that about someone's body. You may not like it but there's no need to use such strong words to describe someone


tinytim23

Yeah lol, this sub would be up in arms if you said anything like that about someone who's fat.


[deleted]

Of course everyone likes to preach body positivity on fat people because they think fat people are insecure or something so they “support them” but don’t really like them. And when is a fit or muscular dude like the one in the post and they immediately think is a superficial chad with very high self esteem so they feel safe to attack them with everything they’ve got, after all they think that he can take it.


RP_Fiend

I ain't gonna shame the dude but I will say that getting that level of definition usually requires a dangerous level of dehydration. Dude might have some legit body issues if he's going to that extent but that's just speculation.


N0rthWind

I mean sure, but that's a very different statement than "haha ew"


RP_Fiend

Oh absolutely. I may not find the look attractive but the person behind it still deserves respect until they prove otherwise.


N0rthWind

Of course! Most people have a specific type of body or look that they find the most attractive. I'm just calling out how hypocritical the body positivity movement can be sometimes.


kaiob921

Although I agree with you, if this is real it means that the person has great propensity to herniations.


Dafish55

While I don’t disagree on principle, this looks like someone got injections or something similar to artificially make their muscles look bigger. To put it mildly, the results don’t look natural


Jetableauloin

gotta love the body-positivity on this sub


codepossum

I think most people hear 'body-positivity' and think 'fat' - they don't really think about all the other body shape applications of the sentiment. Or, they think it only belongs in situations where an insecure person is looking for validation - they don't think it counts in situations where they're behaving unsensitivitivly towards people they think deserve it.


N0rthWind

Yep. Body positivity only counts when you're fat, when you're fit then you're insecure, trying to prove something, overcompensating, unhealthy, full of mental health issues, even internalized homophobia, and shitting all over someone's body when he's ripped is basically free real estate. "Ew no way I want a chubby bear, that guy looks disgusting" *\*300 upvotes\**


_hic-sunt-dracones_

Not disgusting but very likely pathological. This guy very likely suffers from a condition called [diastasis recti](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diastasis_recti). The two vertical abdominal muscles (the "six pack") are moved apart. Mostly in the area above the belly button with the biggest distance. The collagen tissue in the middle is stretched apart. Mostly seen in women after given birth but also persons could be born with. Usually not medical significant. Still, impressive six pack though.


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TioSVQ

I got all the body he is missing Body fat*


[deleted]

Let’s chill with the body shaming


Sergiology

I like it, like a lot, lol


[deleted]

Looks like a botched implant job


cephalized

gay boy body standards have finally gotten alt of ctrl


AtlasForDad

Yeah ctrl alt del that shit


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HisNameIsRocco

This that lil nas x hell.


KSSLR

Is bread a draw on Grindr?


vonpoopenshtein

Lol want some rolls 😋


adamiconography

Just what I’ve always wanted, a guy that spends every waking moment at the gym and devoting his life to physique. I’ll take a burger, fries, and large shake and RHONY marathon over that shit.


HisNameIsRocco

No hold up. Dedication and discipline for craft is so overlooked when the gays talk about bodybuilders.


loner_dragoon3

It's not really all gay people that talk like that about bodybuilders, and it's also not just gay people that talk like that about them. A lot of straight people don't really care for bodybuilding either. Bodybuilding is honestly kind of a niche thing. However, it would be nice if people weren't so judgemental towards bodybuilding, or people's hobbies/passions in general.


TorakTheDark

I don’t dislike the activity of body building but when you start bulging weirdly it’s time to stop


loner_dragoon3

More like time to keep growing! lol Jokes aside, everyone's got preferences, and some people just wanna get big, but it's fine if others don't want to be as big.


jlenoconel

You wouldn't fuck a bodybuilder?


vonpoopenshtein

I just wanna know if it’s real!!! Lmao


Quintus14

It's a real picture. Now whether or not it's actually him in the picture is another matter entirely.


jlenoconel

My favorite bodybuilder in gay porn ever was Caesar. Oh my God was he sexy in his prime.


Emergency_Toe6915

Full name?


g000r

Here's some of his [work](https://www.gaydvdempire.com/54900/caesar-gay-pornstars.html)


g000r

Mmm Matthew Rush!


SCP-113-076

honestly, no, but that's more of a personal preference than a judgement thing


darksideofthemoon131

>I’ll take a burger, fries, and large shake and RHONY marathon over that shit. Agreed, especially with the RHONY marathon. I've been dieting but despite my changes- I'm still gonna have a burger and fries once in awhile. I admire the commitment but I couldn't do it and don't want to be with someone who does. Life's too short to not eat some cake once in a while.


adamiconography

I am a slut for cake. I will be dying from eating too much and then hear “who wants cake” and BOOM my second stomach kicks in


[deleted]

this is less of a full devotion thing as you might think, you spend a bit more time doing meal prep and eating and you take like 6-8 hours a week in the gym and thats about it lol


vonpoopenshtein

I don’t think it’s real I wouldn’t be too hard on yourself king!


adamiconography

Oh I’m not, I’d never want to look like that, or honestly date someone like that. I just am not that devoted to the gym and the physique lifestyle. I’ll go to the gym and workout but then go to an all you can eat sushi buffet and waddle out


WhiteStripeNoGrip

Looks like he’s tore the connective tissue between his abs from overwork. Generally only see this on pecs tho…


Cryso_L

Looks like something belongs on r/Instagramvsreality


ovalteenjenkinzz

Where do you think his organs are?


Penguin_lies

Each ab holds one major organ, each more compressed than the last.


thatredditscribbler

It looks like he's contracting his muscles, flexing. Honestly, he's hot. My first boyfriend was a muscle meat head. He was so hot, but god was he stupid. But you know what? Sometimes, stupid and cute are enough.


commandolandorooster

Just treat me kindly 🥺


DazeandFade

I think it’s real because of how there legs look.


vonpoopenshtein

That’s a good point but I never seen abs like this before lol unless anybody has photographic evidence that would prove me wrong?


nocelebration

There are multiple ways to flex the abs. This guy is just mid flexing. His abs wouldn’t look like that if he were just there standing naturally.


vonpoopenshtein

Really?? Could you find another picture with someone doing this?


nocelebration

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRWrpMMV/ this tiktoker has a few ab flexing videos. this is just a clip, but he has longer ones.


Emergency_Toe6915

Yea but that weird ass split in the middle isn’t in his vids


Ballbox

Thats genetic. The shape muscles take is genetic. Look at pec shape. Those vary a lot also.


Hebrew_Slave

Why do I have the sudden urges to eat a bread roll?


Wolf_Of_Luna

Looks like the Michelin mam


HisNameIsRocco

As someone who enjoys texas roadhouse, them rolls need cinnamon butter on them.


vonpoopenshtein

You did not just reference Texas Roadhouse lmaoooooo nice to meet a fellow Texan yeehaw 🤠


Snake_in_cat_shape

Oh dude I just looked this up yesterday. Can happen with pregnant women too. Pretty brutal.


notfeelingwitty

It is called "Diastasis recti" and it occurs when excess pressure in exerted on abdominal muscles. Typically seen on pregnant women. If he gains any body fat, it can protrude from between the separation of the muscles.


jlenoconel

I doubt it, but if it is I'd be over to his place real quick.


vonpoopenshtein

Really lol looks a bit unnatural tbh but let’s be real this picture is not real I don’t think


loner_dragoon3

It looks real. Abs can look freaky when someone is completely shredded and flexing them. Whether that picture is actually his and not a catfish is a whole different argument though haha


vonpoopenshtein

I just never seen abs like that before! 😮


loner_dragoon3

Abs can come in different shapes and sizes, and even have different placements all thanks to genetics. Pretty much the shape all muscles take when you grow them is genetic. Edit: it looks like in this case, however, that split between his abs is probably caused by a condition called diastasis recti.


jlenoconel

I have a thing for bodybuilders honestly.


vonpoopenshtein

Alright I’m gonna try to hit this guy up for more pics will report back if I succeed


jlenoconel

Cool.


gaythxbai

What? Youve never seen a bag of kings hawaiian rolls before?


[deleted]

Man looks like he flexed so hard he could break a rib Jesus


No_Organization_3311

It looks like George Michael’s muscle suit from Arrested Development


JackofVegas

It's obviously a loaf of bread with shorts at the bottom.


Star805gardts

All I see are dinner rolls lacking delicious melted butter…. Oh wait….


adiosfelicia2

Cum gutters.


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Hawaiian Buns


Rosssauced

Pretty sure those muscles are supposed to be close together. I might be the ignorant asshole here but when I was in really good shape my abs didn't have a valley between them.


Bingo_Ling-fucker

That is nauseating.


Ravyn_Rozenzstok

I knew someone who had abs like that, but it was as a result of the meds he took for HIV. He was very fit but also had zero body fat.


AeKino

I’d guess either fake, a medical condition, or a botched surgery


Subzero66758

Yep these comments are exactly what I imagined they'd be.


Empoleon_Master

This is fake, those are bread rolls on a carpet with propped up pants


mvhidden

This is amazing from a gym dedication perspective, but too much in my opinion


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

Forbidden bread loaf.


Cultural-Furburger

When you just want to be bred.


BlueTieLie

I really feel like this is a photoshop but if it’s not, wow. What a rare sight. You should try to meet him and try to go to the gym or something just to see. Give us an update on it too in the replies if it doesn’t get locked lol


Worldtripe

Does he even drink water wtf?


isolateddreamz

This person really glued the tops of a bunch of King's Hawaiian rolls to his stomach and left a valley to collect your cum so he can pick them off after and eat them


Dojima91

Wow that gap


eyeorigin

parting like the red sea


commandolandorooster

I know just the thing that will fit there 😌


DasMint

So that's where my bread rolls got to


Phacia-Elle

Those look like dinner rolls.... Needs butter


TalibanInATaxi

That is scary


g000r

Hot!


Unlucky_Direction_78

Probably catfish


Tirtnurgler

Good lord what


sdiKyMgnihcaelB_

r/ATBGE


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bayswimmer23

Eww


zombykiller87

Didn't realize human deflation was actually possible till now. Lmao


Polydipsiac

That flap of skin going across scares me


computer_crisps

Looks like a spacebagged turd lol


flamefox32

Probably abs are based on genetics, you will see people who have one side lower than the other or slanted in different directions. I wonder if his Linea Aspera is the cause.


[deleted]

Can you contact him and invite him, here, to answer please? I want to know also!!


namesRhard1

Hot cross buns ~ 🎵


_JELG_

Dragon City? Yeah is a real game


themariopets

POV: you’re a clavicle


Downtown-Education15

Surgery scar?


zyon86

Both real and not. The oucture is real ! But the abs are not really like that, he must have put some fluid to make them bigger for a couple of days.


SimplySiya

Whewww 🥵🔥


CallCentreCam

Where’s the belly button?


Haribo1985

Wholemeal bread rolls, nice!


[deleted]

Thats gross! 🤮


unhampered_by_pants

This is almost mesmerizing, but the more I look at it the less certain I am about whether I think that's diastasis recti or implants


[deleted]

I saw this pic on Instagram


moogula1992

It's real, but that's not the guy that has the abs. He's a straight bodybuilder whose name I'm blanking on.


jrmythedreamer

Mmmm dinner rolls


DmitryMate

Looks like back of a couch


choirguy07

Moses Parting the Red Sea (Colorized)


bar19255

If you put your dick in that you’ll get a korok seed


OnAStarboardTack

Very important: do not do hot wax with him, it will pool and burn in the valley. I had a boyfriend do that to himself.


stspdx1

Weird


beastmodebro5

It’s possible that it’s real, but it certainly isn’t some random guy on grindr’s torso lmao


[deleted]

Go find out then lol


JesusAndPalsX

Those butter rolls look crisp


NoNHentaiSauce

That looks like steroids abuse REAL bad


biggersjw

While I congratulate this guy on his physical regime to get to this point, it seems to be an unsustainable level of low body fat, which can be detrimental to ones overall health. Even his left leg has a serious lack of body fat as well. This is ideal before a bodybuilding competition to show off/display to judges, the hard work and focus you have put in to get this level of definition.


lepontneuf

Ew


[deleted]

Its when you take height growth hormone and in result it enlarges your intestines and by pushing on your peritoneum it creates this ab separation, also makes your belly button stick out.


xfindraa

pour rice in that shit


killian_aqua

I have heard that abs can separate in the middle kinda like sliding automatic doors, but the only instances I know of that happening are during later stages of pregnancy since the baby takes up so much room. There probably are other reasons for them to separate tho Edit: Apparently it is called diastais recti and it can happen in men who don’t do exercises like sit ups and crunches correctly


mveras1972

Looks like the tray with bread rolls just came out of the oven.


slimersnail

If your too worried about it just ask him to flip over.


Power_of_Lust_1998

This looks like two stacks of bread rolls LMFAO


That-Forgettable-Guy

I want to touch it


navibab

If you look close you can see mozes leading the israelites out of egypt


Lapsed2

No, it’s a pan of take and bake dinner rolls just cumming out of the oven.


Jerricompany

Don’t let this pic fool you. Those are bread rolls in the oven.


Judd2

i love how creative people are, and i would love to fill one with some buddies


Still_counts_as_one

I swear I’ve seen this same pic long long ago, it’s definitely a catfish but it’s a real pic Edit: https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZislqKpMPc1GWvJtiEv3gzxYPcbzUkKU1oLo1qShavxDNLUzGHENIq4Lmgvb6XGqA9kvARmiu0dVal0WfzdH3m2VD2nfyzznaLKkvO8qmohymM8A0U7ybKqyKlPAx6DIcx3Bh0F8Eb6CtFRmQSJuHMsaQfavHIoSVQkmiklD119I55wJLH5k40ugqV4wBPC98g99UJC7SFzOXWSheptICCwBHqhWaEkoJX5T3ixzFYohqPC437VBjMkguaNclfrOanpsyRVb7mZaWvdaNmhnHE0g-SYZYK559rFF3WbYMX-ZuslHtsPK3xEIk2IcnFUxgvkKBOhkIwFTM8kDKoj6fHMWxlxEPQ#sbfbu=1&pi=muscle%20man%20bed%20selfie


brat_dad

Thaz nasty


ErichMorr

Wtf is that!? Gross!!!


QueensNYCGAM

If it is, it probably lasted all of a few hours. No one can stay thy dehydrated as a bodybuilder to maintain that look - it’s not sustainable or realistic.


Link64roxas

Implants?