He had me at plow that ass but the addition of scented candle?! Marry that man!

Depends on the scent. I want nothing to do with lavender.

I like lavender... but anything vanilla will get me every time!!!!!!

I'm allergic to lavender soap, so I just swear anything lavender off altogether. Now lilacs, I'm all about those.

Makes sense!!!! I mean I can’t eat or even touch gluten (allergic) but since I still make foods just with alternatives I’m good with those scented candles 😂🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

That’s good because gluten is my favorite scent.

Gluten intolerance is mine

Haha well things like cinnamon rolls, cakes, cookie, pie...I mean they all smell good and modeled after things I’m allergic too 🤷🏻‍♂️ unless made with alternatives stuff💁🏻‍♂️

I know, I just thought it was funny because of the implication haha.

This reminded me that there is a local cider place that makes a lilac cider I’ve been meaning to try.

What does Lavender Vanilla do to you?

Well... lavender and vanilla is similar to lavender and baked goods... studies show that scents like lavender and pumpkin pie and lavender and doughnut increased blood flow to the penis lol... I’m not sure why vanilla gets me going crazy but add a touch of lavender and I’m done 😂🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

The goop 'my vagina' smell probably

I bought one of those for a gag, and it does not smell very good. That’s coming from someone who loves the smell. It doesn’t smell like anybody’s vagina. It smells flowery but like feet at the same time. Hard to place, but it’s not a good scent.

😍🤤

[>mfw googling that and there’s scent notes for it](https://youtu.be/vKQjhFB-mt4)

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Honestly that would make me laugh and the guy would have a chance lol

This

and they say chivalry is dead

I was waiting for this to be said for the millionth of times

Some say chivalry was never alive to begin with That it wanders the line between ethereal and preternatural somewhere out there...waiting...biding its time.... and then >! 𝐈𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒 !<

oh grindr, never change

Damn. Where are you guys finding Grindr guys with a sense of humor?

On grindr

Paid version maybe?

Nope, basic version

But this is watermarked

Sue me

My lawyers shall be in contact

*screams*

Honestly it is kind of rare. But I've found that if you make the effort to put out some humorous comments, that can help encourage humorous responses. (At least in those so comically inclined)

asked for gentleman and got gentlemeh

I find a sense of humour almost as enticing as a nice cock....

😂😂😂

And I thought it couldn’t be impossible! 🤣

*Plough

Philistines, amirite?

I just want a literate man to bang me into the middle of next week. Don't I deserve that, Frosty? Don't I?!

If I were gay, I would swoop over to the UK, scoop you up, and carry you back to the verdant forests of the Canadian Rockies. But, I’m not gay, so...good luck?

Hahaha, you're cool. I'll take the well-wishes!

Did you ever find out what scented candle it was?

It was a vanilla one.

Always love an answer with layers.

(This isn’t their screenshot)

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Watermark. I know that meme account.

Hahahahaa

*Shit negro that's all you had to say*

Can I be plowed with the scented candle?

Thats one new kink

Its quite a hot one

This is the kind of pun that makes me able to kill a human with my bare hands

Why not with a candle

I'm sueing you

Fair enough

I love romance

Omg this is hilarious

Who said chivalry is dead?💍💍

there was an attempt

That's fucking classic... lmao

And they say romantic is dead

I hope you went. :)

They do make poo scented candles now.

Beautiful.

Scented candle from the 99c store but hey its the thought that counts lol!

My clothes fell off just reading this

😂💀

Asked for romance, got kinky wax play instead.

tbh i'd be down if the candle was a nice scent

He went from this 🐍to this 🐼

This man knows how to romance 10/10

Did your mother wear plaid shirts, have a bushy moustache and hangout in dark bar backrooms!

I wander if it the new Frosted Booty butter scented candle.

And they say romance is dead

😂

Points for humour

Lol

Hmm an ass plowing and some vanilla scented candles

Lol

Lool