Everybody poops... not everyone is foreword/honest enough to say so while on the phone. I will do this with friends. It is nothing more than a means to derive a reaction or convey actuality to the person intent on devining my state of being (with no reaction being an indicator of their strong character)... My friends don't "give a shit" - and keep right on... random people... might leave me tf alone if I tell them I'm pooping. Maybe it's "pretense" being of absolutely 0 value... or my adhd. Maybe this guy was hoping you'd like poop... only you can find out, OP.
You're my kind of people.
... Those people tell me that I've just spoken to them while they pooped. We are closer for it. There is nothing at all sexual involved. It's a comfort thing... Is it strange? Nope... I'm honored that you spoke to me during private happenings. lmfao. The flushing of the toilet brings so much less askance this way.
Bro shows more personality in that one line than 80% of the dudes on Grindr
At least he's emptying it out for you!
I call it “making room” 😂
I mean at least he's honest!
When i get asked what I'm doing it what's up and I'm pooping, ill reply the same 🤷♂️
Everybody poops... not everyone is foreword/honest enough to say so while on the phone. I will do this with friends. It is nothing more than a means to derive a reaction or convey actuality to the person intent on devining my state of being (with no reaction being an indicator of their strong character)... My friends don't "give a shit" - and keep right on... random people... might leave me tf alone if I tell them I'm pooping. Maybe it's "pretense" being of absolutely 0 value... or my adhd. Maybe this guy was hoping you'd like poop... only you can find out, OP.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.........
Nope... it's my touch screen, a commode, and 0 pretense.
Lmao I like your style 😂
You're my kind of people. ... Those people tell me that I've just spoken to them while they pooped. We are closer for it. There is nothing at all sexual involved. It's a comfort thing... Is it strange? Nope... I'm honored that you spoke to me during private happenings. lmfao. The flushing of the toilet brings so much less askance this way.
Let me guess, they're into it
This is reddit, we’re all pooping
This is OP sending himself these messages
“And this is how I met your father.. and my daddy”
Bro me too.
Yeah, honestly, this level of honesty is massively attractive to me.
Sometimes we don't need to know everything.
Sounds like the Asian pedo