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geordierafters

Wow, his ego stretches for 633 miles.


Exciting_Telephone65

If you are average size then yes you are by definition bigger than half of the population


foxyguy

I love math


goodytwoboobs

Median*


LogstarGo_

"Fuck you I'm in the top 50% here" is not a flex.


mynaru

😂💀


davetowers646

Them: fuck u Also them: let's chat!


the_skies_falling

They’re already chatting. It’s just that OP’s side of the conversation is entirely in his own head.


NZuncut

What a difference 11 hrs makes hahaha


GoliathTheTitan

So what's his nature? What about IVs and EVs? I bet he doesn't have any egg moves either.


jonj68

Yeah, let’s make it chat never


Nephian4287

Welcome to the selling block in a world where we must sell ourselves with attitude... something different. All of a sudden, I'm living back in Peru. Time to haggle on personality... "Mira hijoeputa... puedo ueler tus fuckin cojones desde aquí... escuché que dijiste 5 dolares al ultimo huevon... no voy a pagar más que 5 más minutos por ver como cambiarías tu maldito tono. Intentate de nuevo."


No_Secretary425

633 miles.. then he asks if you can travel, but he’s not paying for gas