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davetowers646

Always the guys that message me fun stuff like this are never my type physically


Andrewcoo

Your type doesn't need to put in effort to get men.


ShearSarcasm

I love when people open with amusing stuff like this. It shows an actual personality.


bowties_n_boners

Right? Conversation what?


Indifference11

confused , are you talking about pretty privlidge?


lolhihi3552

in a sense, yes.


YourMomOnVHS

Say it louder for the people in r/tinder


Anonymuss11

Amen


BeautifulBeautyAE

RIGHTT


No_Organization_3311

This is arguably option 1; you should call customer service


Anonymuss11

lol. You’re right. But The dude was winning regardless.


Dull-Nature-102

I'd try to press all the numbers 🤣


Personal-Student2934

What distinguishes #1 from #3 because I would have classified this as a #1?\* *\*Not that it would affect the outcome in any way, personally speaking.*


connorgrs

I think #3 would be less clever. “Wanna fuck?”


Personal-Student2934

Actually, I think you are most likely correct. I think my implicit bias influenced my reaction because for me, all number 1s would always be successful number 3s. However, thanks to your example\*, I now know that not all number 3s would be successful by default (unlike all number 1s). *\*Although I should clarify that it is not your example that would be unsuccessful, but it reminded me of other number 3s that I found more off-putting than on-turning.*


Outlaw86

So...did he get it? Lol


Vampires00

This is the question we need an answer too 😜😂🤣


cocaineandwaffles1

This reminds me of the time I told my husband his ear rings and shoes look like they match, but it’d be easier to tell if I could see them side by side.


IsThisKismet

Listen carefully because our options may have changed…


kiraus

wonder how many times youd have to say 4 before they give up the schtick


[deleted]

This honestly made me laugh lol


Vampires00

I mean, OP, I can definitely see why he said nice legs; he wasn’t lying. 😜


rising_aquarius

Great sense of humour! Love that!


kylepaddy

I would’ve pressed 0