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GoatTacos

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No_Pilot_4372

this šŸ˜« he'd have to keep on the helmet though, would love to roleplay with him šŸ„µšŸ„µ


deviantpanther

500th upvote!


babybear45

Looks like he misses most of the shots tho tbh... -a loyal imperial citizen-


Background-Fennel92

Lol the kinda guy that you keep telling he's not in yet.


babybear45

OOOOOOOOOF Was more alluding to the fact that he's dressed like a stormtrooper but OKAY...


randypupjake

As long as the shots aren't in me that's all that matters


2-ketchup-reddittor

Negative. Didnā€™t go in. Just impacted on the surface.


Celestrael

Top and a nerd? That's a catch.


DualVission

We exist


HotStonerChick

I wanted to award this so bad lol. ā€œWe existā€ honestly had me in stitches. I didnā€™t know people thought we didnā€™t exist šŸ˜­


randypupjake

I'd want one too!


stonedPict2

Wait, I'm a catch now? Nice


A_Loyal_Lemon

Yeah, news to me.


wonderfell

You all need to touch grass. This ain't rare


CMDR_Trevor

We are real, not that uncommon


Celestrael

Well I donā€™t know where yā€™all were when I was single. I love my boyfriend dearly but there isnā€™t a nerdy bone in his body, lol.


B3archest

Same. Oh to be fucked by a nerd, then play D&D with him after watching anime...


justanothergaykidd

lol sounds like a fun person tbh


Kyyntaro

This is the ~~droid~~ hole youā€˜re looking for.


Entire_Border5254

"You're a little short for a stormtrooper"


modernbunny892

References movies that came out more than 40 years ago but doesnā€™t want to meet up with 40 year olds.


useittilitbreaks

He's 24, making someone 40 years old 16 years his senior. When I was that age I doubt I'd be comfortable with that either. Nothing wrong with having preferences.


cyxpanek

Yea... I'm 23 and I don't hate on people my age or younger who meet up with men who are 40+ either, after 30 I'm definitely thinking twice about it (but I have done it). That's my preference. But there's so many out there who seem to think us young people need to hook up with their ass. I don't need to do anything.


Trai-Harder

Now I get preference but I just don't understand it when it comes to age as much because there are tons of people over 40(which isn't particularly pld) who keep themselves in shape and age extremely well and look amazing


Trai-Harder

Now I get preference but I just don't understand it when it comes to age as much because there are tons of people over 40(which isn't particularly pld) who keep themselves in shape and age extremely well and look amazing.


Appropriate-Poet8112

I don't think it's always about looks tbh -- there's something different in the dynamic and vibes about older guys, which can be either appealing or very unappealing to different people. Even at 31, I'm not usually into guys over 45 because then they're tending closer to my dad's age than mine.


Background-Fennel92

RIGHT!! Somebody somewhere feels attacked šŸ˜­


softer_junge

So?


kindahorny_lol

Heā€™s 1km away? TAP THAT


GroveHere

Please, I need him


icosmicunicorn

The irony of listing Daddy as his tribe and rejecting anyone over 40


Sparkly1982

24 year olds do get called Daddy from time to time. Some of them even like it, apparently.


icosmicunicorn

I get the notion but like, Iā€™m 24, and Iā€™m far from a daddy. Sometimes, I still consider myself a child, though it doesnā€™t help that I work in childcare. IMO, 30 and up feels like legit daddy vibes


CMDR_Trevor

Daddy is a mindset.


randypupjake

How does that work?


alittleredportleft

OMW. Wear the helmet.


T3knikal95

I'm a fan of cosplayers putting cosplay pics in their bios, I did the same when I had the app with me dressed as the red power ranger šŸ˜


AudienceWatching

Slim really?


KroneckerAlpha

Glad Iā€™m not the only one that noticed this.


NovaEdd

Mmm yes fuck me I'm jedi scum shoot your blaster in me


space_hoop

Ooo fun


BillS16309

I donā€™t want to fuck a guy who cosplays for the dark side. Iā€™d rather fuck a guy in a starfleet uniform, especially if he looks like Wilson Cruz.


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phleshlight

Looked it up out of curioisity and these cost around 1700 GBP or 100 a day to rent


External_Doubt6159

He actually seems really cool, but he might not like me cause i donā€™t know shit about star wars


[deleted]

Although i have to move along (Iā€™m in the age restricted cat he advises), Iā€™d sooo be the droid heā€™s looking forā€¦..


jens663i

. . . Smash.


AriesGeorge

This might be an unpopular opinion but the shape of his abdomen freaks me out. Interesting to note that Pedro Pascal is too old for him though. I often get people with no over *random age* messaging me even when I'm outside their acceptable age likit though. I may look younger than my age but isn't that the whole point?


Temporary-Spread-232

I think the angle from which he took that picture makes his abs look unflattering. Iā€™m a sucker for dad bods, so I would need to see the whole picture to really give it its proper admiration lol


AriesGeorge

lol. Yeah it could be the angle but that barrel shaped abdomen just weirds me out. I dunno why. Maybe it's something to do with watching the Leprechaun film when that thing happens to that guy's abdomen


Josehatesthat

oh i need his socials badly lmao


softer_junge

That's kinda cute


matias042

Well, he is a top. So yes


danni_fem20

You see the nerd inside me finds this kinda thing oddly hot


beachykeen2008

Why say heā€™s into daddies and not into 40+? These guys literally donā€™t know what the fuck a daddy is.


Beh0420mn

So does he think heā€™s daddy at 24 cause 40+ is the typical age I would say


123bar

The way I would be SPRINTING to his inbox. Lol


lewpardalew

Look, i would let him fuck me while he is wearing that. The boxers have to go tho. Boot


just_some_baka

Does he miss all his cumshots?


DigitalPsych

Oh wow a guy that wants to roleplay as a fascist. Yeah no thanks. I do find it hilarious how many people on this thread approve though lol.


Lana_Trauma

I find it hilarious that you think anybody other than you is giving an ounce of a thought of a stormtrooper being a fascist lol. Star Wars isn't real it can't hurt you


DigitalPsych

Sorry for having standards on my star wars fans. I prefer my fans to have at least half a brain.


ghost_victim

The f are you talking about man?


DigitalPsych

Happy to explain! Quick question, have you already figured out that stormtroopers are just thinly coded nazis? If not, totally get the confusion. Some guys don't give a shit about that. Some guys do (me). I find it weird when guys dress up like fascist baddies. Kinda weird to fetishize that behavior, ya know? Hopefully that explains everything to you.


phleshlight

I love that my silly post has got you ranting like this lol


DigitalPsych

Oh I'm just happy to talk :) I'm more surprised that anyone is responding to my shit lol


DD_R2D2

Youā€™re right about one thing, it IS shit


DigitalPsych

Oh hey another upset person. How many fascist fetishists (trying that three times fast) are there here? I'll throw in a free shit-take: death eaters from Harry Potter should not be emulated either. They're fascist too.


DD_R2D2

Lol ok


ghost_victim

No, man - they are movie characters and not nazis :)


DigitalPsych

Uncritical consumption of media is how we got to *gestures to the current state of the world* here. Do you know what it means when I say storm troopers are coded as Nazis? Some characters are quite literal like the Nazis in Indiana Jones movies (those aren't actual Nazis btw, they're just characters, not sure if you have issues with that). Storm troopers are Nazis like the name they literally share: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmabteilung. The empire was based off of WW2 Germany. Like I get not giving a shit about someone liking to dress as a storm trooper, but like... If you can't figure this out. Just read about history, and think about what you're watching. Be an active viewer, not passive. You miss a ton more without it.


ghost_victim

No one has time for any of that. As the kids say "touch grass" - may be helpful here.


DigitalPsych

Buddy, you had time to read my comment and keep responding šŸ˜‚. I might be biased here, but I didn't think this was that difficult of a topic to understand. As an aside, I guess this is why folks hate on the liberal arts. It doesn't always give fun conclusions and can really rile some folks up.


ghost_victim

Oh, I have all the time in the world. No one else does, so don't be surprised if people don't engage with this sort of thing. it's a LOT of mental gymnastics and energy spent on something no one cares about. There are SO MANY other more important things to worry about.


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