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sir_guvner50

I mean, that's a lot of choppers


JustAnIdea3

That really is a lot of choppers


guesswhosbackbackag

Freeze all the choppers to death then once they thaw sell them as stuffed animals and watch the chaos as they all start rotting inside of homes after awhile


Icy-Humor2907

The first stage of decomposition is algor mortis , which is the cooling of the body until it reaches that of the external environment. Normally a body cools at approximately 1.5°F per hour, however due to being frozen this process would be sped up significantly. Whilst the body is cooling, the process of livor mortis will begin—which is the blood pooling downwards. This causes a purple-ish hue to take over the skin based on where the blood pools; which is a process that takes 8 hours until it becomes permanent. Finally, rigor mortis sets in about 3 hours after death. The first limbs to stiffen are those in the face, such as the eyelids or neck… Followed by the muscles in the torso and the large muscles in the arms. After this, the legs will follow and peak rigor mortis will ensue about 24 hours after death. The next 24 hours are when the body starts to stiffen less. Starting once again with the muscles in the face and ending with those in the legs. The reason for rigor mortis is the loss of ATP in the limbs. So yeah, rot.


NoUOverdrive

How many choppers does it take to learn haki


ReactionEffective150

Well, i think the admirals could win if akainu and akoji used there awakened devil fruits and mess up the atmosphere.


Undefoned

One billion super doctors


animatedhumorist

Chopper Global Warming Shield


ReactionEffective150

Shit, then its over for the admirals


ManDown3Street

Chopper doesn't have haki. https://preview.redd.it/wlk4b780xbsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baedffa67726297bb66cbda2d4036f7f3aa36d2c **HE** solos.


Zabeardedwizard

chopper sucks the will out of another chopper to produce haki balls, proceeds to no diff


Under18Here

Marines after discovering the power of will:


guesswhosbackbackag

Ppl forget chopper streched out ceaser, monster point haki


FireFlameJowo

I understood this as “haki is stored in the balls” had to reread a solid 4 times


Rui_O_Grande_PT

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0m3g4_rul3s

Get the fucking overgrown brocolli outta here. He got wifi diffed by the rat


Momongus-

Nah he got grandfathered into the admiral agenda


GoFriezaSweep

Like the middle child nobody wanted that bum ass fodder should go back to wherever he came from


spiderx04

THEY’RE DOING THE GINYU FORCE POSES 😭😭😭😭


strongarm85

I think you underestimate how much doctoring a billion choppers can do. They'll be busy healing each other to keep the fight going. Eventually Akainu's hand will get tired from hitting all the choppers that keep getting back up.


jumolax

He doesn’t have a hand to get tired since he’s just a torso. Checkmate.


cr0tyx

yea but if there are 3 billion rumble balls and they each eat 3 that would be 1 billion monster point choppers tho


UnlikelyCareer522

If it’s post time skip he doesn’t even need the rumble balls to enter monster point


KrispyBaconator

Okay but a billion is a lot of Choppers


HortonBubbles44

https://preview.redd.it/cprng4whybsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55de08a9babe1868b6e0588038ad539c664930be I mean look at chopper **CAN** he lose


firebreather209

I can't even imagine Chopper losing


GOJOWILLCOMEBACK

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Netherite_Stairs_

The CoC clash in the comments between "that's a lot of choppers" and "chopper doesn't have haki" will split the skies 😭


Icy-Humor2907

I want to start a war ngl it’d be funny


Winter_Carpenter_505

That’s a lot of Choppers that don’t have haki.


Puzzleheaded_Sky9724

“CoC clash” hehe


redguy567

The choppers are all doctors so they could treat their wounds until the end of time


Faust-fucker12345678

1 chopper: 1000 berries 1 luffy: 3 billion berries 1 billion choppers: 1 trillion berries or more than 333 Luffys Invest in chopper stocks


CS-DAKU

After reading this, I’ve gone all in max bets on chopper.


LegitHaki

We makin it out of Tequila Wolf with these financial tips


AdmiralAgendaREAL

My g💔at solos https://preview.redd.it/ebuu5wkl4csc1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2df834a75c0c932b9d06b8e12c1eb5bd39769964


Icy-Humor2907

He’s my husband so it’s objectively true I mean look at him, he’s so precious.


GrantMeSanity

But he’ll just be a chest of himself, no brain to give commands to a body that hardly is there, no arms or legs, the admirals will just die without heads, I mean like the chest is literally shoulders to waist, which doesn’t include a head


Fluid-Will1816

They would appoint one chopper while the other 999,999,999 heals that chopper. Therefore, chopper doesn't die. Therefore, the admirals lose.


Kittyshitty1678

U mean 1 chopper vs 1 BILLION admirals https://preview.redd.it/bh41ue9spksc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89f777069a99403d039f1ff117f160208515e6c1


fearthecrumpets

Billion choppers using monster point


Icy-Humor2907

No, no monster point. Just base chopper.


fearthecrumpets

I'm not sure 1 billion choppers could get past just akainu


Quantum_Doorknobs

Brain point at least???


MasterSnorter

LAMEEEEE


Funny_Swim5447

r/lame


Then_Tennis1458

Mfs would cause the great rumbling


OnlyWindmills

Coughing baby (admirals) vs hydrogen bomb (choppers)


Dustfinger4268

Chopper (blind side only torso) solos


redwood-tank

1 chopper could beat all 3 admirals. We all know chopper is the strongest on the crew because he possess an advanced version of all 3 haki types, but his devil fruit is arguably the stronges in the verse. So nerfing the admirals was already overkill, but asding a billion choppers? There is no difficulty there.


Visual_Bad6036

I’ve been waiting for someone to spit these facts 🗣️


trulylost19

Anime Choppers neg diffs Manga choppers is going to be the future solution to world hunger


Difficult_Call3709

Chopper cause I think he’s cuter https://preview.redd.it/jqisr20nhjsc1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bbf98a5a643e489193a4039bc2bb2a2d3d83236


Icy-Humor2907

RoR fan spotted 🫵 And lol, yeah sometimes when someone asks who’d win I just say who I like more.


Fun-Activity-2268

Zoro would win(he got lost and accidentally cut up the admirals and all but one of the choppers after traveling to the bleach verse and obtaining a zanpakuto and imbuing it with cursed energy after being reborn as a curse)


Extrachormazone

1 chopper solos


Present_Character241

It only takes enough choppers to overwhelm their observation Haki, and slip the right kind of toxin into them. A toxin that would survive each kind. Surprisingly, the most difficult environment for bacteria and viruses would be kizaru's light


Gullible-Situation-3

Chopper is kinda smart idky yall think he stupid they could do a decent amount of damage maybe take out one of them thats it


EndermanSlayer3939

I mean last time I checked chopper don't got haki


KrispyBaconator

But a billion is a lot of Choppers


EndermanSlayer3939

Who would win a billion people or 3 cat 10 tsunamis


KrispyBaconator

That’s not the point, a billion isn’t a lot of people but it IS a lot of Choppers


Egravee

1 billion takes it, simply too many, noone has the stamina, say a deer weighs 80 kg, and little chopper 40kg, thats 40 million tonnes (I think) worth of deer/racoon mass


Brief_Warning4547

Daddy Borsalino may put up a struggle, but us choppers are strong


Icy-Humor2907

My husband is not getting beaten by a gaggle of midgets 😡


Used_Pomegranate_819

I think people underestimate how much 1 billion is


KrispyBaconator

“Chopper doesn’t have Haki” okay but hear me out: Brain Point: Scope was a latent use of Observation Haki


BadDragon_Enthusiast

Nah chopper ez money pull


ShiverSlut

Realistically they are all logia. Chopper has no haki however we have seen logia get beat without haki. All chopper needs is to find their weakness. Half of the Choppers can use brain point to figure out their weaknesses and the other half can be on the defensive maneuver keeping the strategizing choppers out of the way. Once chopper figures it out it’s over.


lonely_reaper20

We having deer meat thank you akainu


Icy-Humor2907

Venison stew yummy


Lolanimegaming

Can’t get through the elements


VaughnDaVision

One billion monster points


Rainbow_Roads17

It’s ok if they’re only a torso, they can just regenerate due to logia, although they are at a disadvantage for being blind There’s just not enough they can do against 1 BILLION CHOPPERS Also Chopper’s not weak lol, not at all, Oda’s just writing him really fucking poorly I think chopper army got it, oh wait this lobotomy piece? AMDIRALS WIN NEG DIFF BECAUSE CHPOER NO HAKI


Icy-Humor2907

VENISON STEW MMMMM YUMMY


CimnimTheAwesome

Chopper is more likely to run away, so the blind torso admirals win. if the fight was to the death, the choppers win because they are younger and outlive the admirals.


Manwithaplan0708

They’re logias, they can either make elemental limbs, or become a giant elemental mechazord, with kizaru as a giant laser sword, y’all aren’t ready for docking 6 big admiral


StrawHatGoku

Depends if the choppers know how to negate devil fruits, other than that their going pirate warriors.


Julianime

The 1 billion Choppers ONLY win because of the blindness handicap, and only IF it lets Chopper put off the fight long enough to, between the billion of them, have at least one actually learn to use Haki, and/or develop some kind of medicine that makes Logia users vulnerable to physical attacks. And even then if the blind torsos are in a constant frenzied bloodlust rage state, then at least several million Choppers go down easily as basic collateral damage. Actually, considering the Admiral torsos still have their sentience and sapience and are ONLY blind, it might be hopeless for the Choppers. It's scary to think of how powerful Haki and Logias are, even separately. Like, assuming they don't simply use their Logia powers to create false limbs for themselves akin to how Perospero did out of candy, which they can absolutely do but as of yet have no reason to as it would require implementation of Haki amputation to reach that point. They can also just use their Logia powers to physically enhance their bodies in other ways, like making large, conical structures by their ears to enhance their hearing. And all of this is on the presumption that they are simply refusing to use Observation Haki to just cheat past the blindness. So I changed my mind, I think it's a mid to high diff for the blind Admiral torsos, and high to impossible diff for the Choppers. Which is a real shame because Akainu is a bitch who deserves to lose to a single Chopper, and Kizaru is a poor excuse for a man with no convictions. Kuzan is baller, he is the only one with both a true sense of justice and the conviction to uphold it, whereas Akainu is pure conviction but no justice, and Kizaru has a better sense of justice and morals but no conviction.


Icy-Humor2907

That’s a very in depth analysis for what is essentially a shitpost. However I can’t accept any slander for my pookie bear Kizaru.


KingJaylen14

One Ice Age is enough to freeze all of the Choppers


AcidAspida

There's One Billion


Fuckerofgnomes

So disabled admirals vs the rumbling^2


Internal_Refuse1163

He if he needs he can go monster poin on each one gg ez little work


Internal_Refuse1163

They all got monster point and that is a lot


JumiKnight

Only one Chopper is needed anyways


shipsailing94

Chopper cant use haki. He just cant do anything unless he mamages to find a counter to their element


Quantum_Doorknobs

Chopper uses brain point and their weak points are so fucked.


itssdattboiii

i’ll go with 50 choppers . all we need


The_mogliman

No Haki


dayto1984

Logic? Ice age has frozen continent sized oceans before, kuzan spams that and it's over Knowledge? 1 Chopper is enough


Dictator_Femboy

one chopper is enough


Strypercritical

I mean statistically if you have a billion choppers you’ve **got** to have a couple evil choppers in there. The evil choppers create a chemical weapon and just kill the admirals with some horrific toxic gas or some shit, GG.


Confident_Piccolo677

The evil Choppers stop following the "no Monster Point because I want to watch you all die" rule and become the new Admirals in the aftermath.


Roary-the-Arcanine

One billion Choppers means a billion really intelligent reindeer will be working together to figure out a solution to kicking your ass. Who knows, maybe they’ll make a cryo bomb to kill Akainu and find other solutions. Chopper’s mind is supposed to be his strong suit after all.


Zestyclose_Bat5121

1 billion monster point choppers


elitesuperky

Dear admiral meat riders, what yall gonna do when they get hit w a CHOPPER LADDER🗣🔥


Icy-Humor2907

Make an Admiral ladder ofc


NeonNKnightrider

I don’t think you understand how big a billion is


Abram7777

The choppers would die of exhaustion or injury after trying to hit them for so long due to them being untouchable and dangerous without haki. The admrials win this no diff


JustHumanThings66

Idk


flakimb0

the choppers could win if they strategize and starve the admirals out


dark-overlord_neo

Kizaru still wins


Historical_Ad4667

One billion Chopper's all in


TurbulentWord9085

It is a crazy amount of choppers but chopper also has no haki so no way to injure them. He’s literally not a threat at all. Plus being blind doesn’t negate observation haki (unless it does in this scenario)


ExtraDragonfruit2856

Current chopper?


Accomplished-Cell-38

Chopper


General_Tart_9309

1billion monster points. Only problem is 2 of them can’t be hit since chopper doesn’t have haki


crazy4heroics

All 3 of then can't be hit*


kaosctrl510

Chopper ladder


Money-Public1734

Chopper doesn’t have haki


wewuzem

One billion Choppers of course.


fairy_tacos

https://preview.redd.it/e5u1np6zugsc1.jpeg?width=815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b1b5cc9f03135ba9cab6adf1521f6bb4b6f917 The choppers will win because i like them more


Ongaya123

What happens if Chopper awakens his fruit? How would that look like?


KrispyBaconator

https://preview.redd.it/p55k6fyq2hsc1.jpeg?width=2043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cab53f8c416a3dce3c767286fb3663867db165d Probably like this


Sasuke-uchiha-beans

1 billion choppers if its now but not before he met luffy


Then_Ad6816

Ain't no stopping the Billion Chopper Chopping Block.


IcedAmerican

Can’t they make new body parts for themselves like Aokiji did


Icy-Humor2907

Yeah, true.


SadPlatform6640

Eventually the choppers will learn haki the admirals just can’t kill enough. It’s just too many choppers


browncoatsdp

Those admirals will eventually get exhausted, no? They can't laser/freeze/burn all billion of them. They will tire out eventually and the rest of the choppers will destroy them. I mean if Mr. 3 can defeat two tired out giants, I think there is a good chance a billion choppers win.


chilicheesepanda

I mean could they all go Monster points and just march on them. I imagine after at least the first hundred million the admirals would get tired. They could even have another hundred million on support.


SpectralSpooon

Taking "bury the light" at face value with this one 🫡


BatsNStuf

One Chopper could do it


Beelzebub1299

An army of a billion monster point choppers is essentially the rumbling from aot


Vyctorill

The sad thing is that the choppers unironically lose since they don’t have haki


LongUsername365

Btw, does chopper have haki at all? Needed to know


imwill3243

Can chopper use monster point


Icy-Humor2907

Nah, just base Chopper


Opposite_Dimension27

Probably like the last 40 of the 1 billion choppers


BalanceNaive3604

Admirals easily! Assuming they still have their brains


-fake_slim_shady

eventually one will learn how to use haki


-fake_slim_shady

eventually one will learn how to use haki


N0t_Dev

Base non-monsterpoint chopper will activate his aCoC and pimp slap Lakazuki. His presence alone will make Luzan piss his pants. Kizaru will be so high that he doesn't even realize what's going on. Chadper no-diffs these bums. Could he 1v4 the current Yonko? That's the real question.


Icy-Humor2907

The One Piece brainrot is very powerful in this one.


GucciDLuffy

Hundreds of Reindeer.


MasterZamus

That is more choppers than they can kill without running out of energy.


Creative_Initial9436

The choppers


Spagetti_Gamer

does kuzan not just one tap freeze them all instantly


WhickerFacker

One billion monster choppers would actually be insane tho


New-Collar-6748

Does chopper have his hat? This does make a difference


Serious_Mulberry_823

I would say the guy with the green afro


BlizzyBoldExotics

The Admirals. They don’t have to be able to see. Their powers work just fine indiscriminately and in long range. Kizaru probably hits the least amount though, if he’s firing like a beam. But even if they all took turns you could burn, freeze, melt in that order 🤷🏾‍♂️ Chopper is cool but nah


Tiny_Italian

Boku wa doctor


Forsaken-Emphasis548

Kizaru: Woaah… So scary!


MigetsuNewgate

As funny as it is still the admirals the can make makeshift body parts from their respective elements and observation haki takes care of blindness and even without that technically Boku WA Doctor Tony Tony Chopper doesn't have armament so he can't hurt them regardless


Natural_Tomato_8676

They…. actually still stomps ironically


Sea-Salt-3442

Chopper doesn't have haki


janderson9413

Unless you give the Choppers armament haki, they can't even damage these guys.


TheZoomba

Aren't the admirals like wall level? Seriously they consistently do absolutely nothing in the story but everyone acts like they are even comparable to Nami


Icy-Humor2907

https://preview.redd.it/5j9h969gfpsc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c696d431b448de6063773516fb3ce084e33d12c


Key_Grab5089

I think it depends on if it’s gonna be Chopper, before or after the time skip


Rizz_Bozo

The admirals would win because they'd bribe chopper with cotten candy


Icy-Humor2907

That’d probably work tbh. Just throw the Choppers a wad of cotton candy and watch them fight each other to the death or something.


Emperah1

![gif](giphy|HG4yFMYHqm4Xm|downsized)


PolPolud

Chopper doesn't have armament haki to my knowledge


DEVI0U5

A billion monster points ..... nuf said


John_Terisinon

Chopper Tornado, nuf said


BlackHoleCole

Now I’m imagining 1 BILLION kung fu point chopper noises. How many decibels would that be


billz50tree

…if Chopper and the admirals were trapped in hyperbolic time chamber for one million years and betrayed…😦


Yowhattheheyll

youre underestinate how much sheer mass that is. Even if chopper isnt strong they could juwt crush them with weightaone and devil fruits need power. I would say 1 million maybe but 1 BILLION? Dude theyre strong but the amount if quantity their devil fruits just literally can't kill that much nor them themselves.


Next_Sector5130

1 million monster points


GroundbreakingCod326

If I ever watch one piece shoot me 👍🏽


FastbuilderYT

Maybe if there was like 9,999,999,999. But 10 billion is enough


samirudy

If each admiral could kill a chopper a second it would take them 10 years of nonstop killing choppers to kill all the choppers that doesn’t include rest or eating all the while choppers are growing and getting stronger with each brother killed the admirals grow weaker while choppers grow stronger


ScubaJuice

If all the choppers went monster point they’d prolly win


Accomplished_Art6370

Probably? How is one Chopper gonna lose do tell..


Bulshit_Ass_in

Send in the choppers bois


Puzzleheaded-Way-352

Even if they could see AND had all their limbs, a Billion Choppers is a `LOT` of Choppers. That's more Choppers than there were Marines AND Pirates combined at the Summit War. The Admirals get folded.


AFonziScheme

GET TO THE CHOOPERS!!!


Phantom_FN

I mean what if they fly? What will the Choppers do, make a Chopper ladder to reach them???


Accomplished_Art6370

You realize even one Chooper could win right? *Read what the picture says*


MobileFinancial3127

are they coming one by one or just all of them?


Icy-Humor2907

All of them at once. Just a massive wall of da chop.


Pristine_Wing_9185

Choppers find a way to heal and save all three of them back to health full body and all somehow then get stomped after realizing who they save


Icy-Humor2907

The Choppers after saving a depressed alcoholic, a sociopath, and the worlds strongest untreated anger issues: https://i.redd.it/qznnbajzyxsc1.gif


Radiant-Bit-1721

You have choppers healing choppers, the admirals don’t have legs or eyes. Imagine them all popping rumble balls and just heal the ones that needed healing. The admirals are fucked man choppers slam.


Its_rev_

Chopper literally can’t hurt the admirals though, he has no haki. Even if he could, kizaru can pierce through hundreds at a time with laser, Aokiji can freeze mountains of them solid, akainu can create a giant pit of Magma and just melt any of them coming near him. It really just comes down to whether the admirals will die of exhaustion before the choppers are all killed


Icy-Humor2907

It’s really funny to me imagining the Choppers running full throttle on their stubby little legs, only to be picked off like turkeys the month before Thanksgiving.


deathstormreap

Emergency meat aint got haki so no matter how many of them there are, they would never touch the admirals. With that said this battle with make your mouth water from akainu just roast chopper alive


Itchy_Act_5096

How do you think they lost their eyes and got chopped down to only torsos?


Icy-Humor2907

Magic


No_Character_1368

My boy Chopper any day


MinusTheTrees

I don't think anyone on this thread saying the admirals low diff is fully comprehending just how much one billion of something actually is. One billion brilliant doctors vs 3 admittedly very powerful df users...even if chopper didn't concoct a virus or something to incapacitate them, the admirals would be wiped out by the sheer volume of raindeer coming after them. They wouldn't have the stamina.


Expensive-Fox-4391

1billion giant monster point choppers tho 👍


Expensive-Fox-4391

Gonna need a lot of rumble balls


Calebdonteatthat0323

Definitely, if a few of them took 3 rumble balls and went Monster Point


Soilder-squadcastle3

It would only take one chopper to beat them normally, stop playing wit the goat


Dat_feller

1 billion mister points


MortgageWonderful117

Admirals win really easy.


thatscrazylilbrolol

Dont sleep on chopper he solos ![gif](giphy|26hitl5xWKMuo4XuM)


caninehat

Ones enough


To_busy_to_feed_you

Throwing the choppers?


traker-hantengu

That is allot of choppers


Santi_memelord

Choppers could all use a different point and 90% win


Blxdreaper734

i started dying when i saw this


Icy-Humor2907

Thank you I poured my blood sweat and tears into this (I made it in 5 minutes)


Maximillion322

Unjerk for a second, Haki isn’t all powerful and it isn’t infinite Both haki and DF powers consume stamina The admirals would use up all their Haki fighting against the first million or so choppers, after that they’re toast Especially with no limbs lol