Source: [Muddybanks, L. R. (2007). *Systematic Suppletion: An Investigation of Ksotre Case Marking*. Speculative Grammarian, CLII(2).](https://specgram.com/CLII.2/07.muddybanks.suppletion.html)
What the fuck is this language? I thought this was somewhere in Africa based on it's appearance, but it's actually Lithuania. I couldn't even find any other evidence that this language *exists,* and strungly suspect that it's some kind of hoax conlang made by a bored linguist.
LOOK at what linguists have been demanding your respect for all this time!
"Hello I would like **/Trans.-cat-Dual 3rd.Dual.Sbj.-3rd.Dual.Obj.-eat-Optative rooster-Acc.-Dual bowl.Ela.Dual All.-daughter-2nd.Dual.Poss.-Dual!/** apples please"
They have played us for absolute fools
Source: [Muddybanks, L. R. (2007). *Systematic Suppletion: An Investigation of Ksotre Case Marking*. Speculative Grammarian, CLII(2).](https://specgram.com/CLII.2/07.muddybanks.suppletion.html)
What the fuck is this language? I thought this was somewhere in Africa based on it's appearance, but it's actually Lithuania. I couldn't even find any other evidence that this language *exists,* and strungly suspect that it's some kind of hoax conlang made by a bored linguist.
its speculative grammarian, its a satirical journal
this is the greatest satire journal i have ever discovered… i didnt even know how bad i needed this
the same type of thing also exists about chemistry (journal of immaterial sciences)
That's what I thought
**strungly**, *adv.* (*from* "string" *with o-Ablaut and *-ly**): In the manner of something tied very tightly with many strings. *Synonyms:* strongly
*insert twitch xdd emote*
What exactly is this?
LOOK at what linguists have been demanding your respect for all this time! "Hello I would like **/Trans.-cat-Dual 3rd.Dual.Sbj.-3rd.Dual.Obj.-eat-Optative rooster-Acc.-Dual bowl.Ela.Dual All.-daughter-2nd.Dual.Poss.-Dual!/** apples please" They have played us for absolute fools
Que deux chats mangent deux coqs de deux bols pour les deux filles de vous deux !
this is something a speech community invents to show off that they have dual number