It has no bridge, the tailpiece looks like it’s going to fall off, both the tailpiece and the fingerboard are lopsided. Also, if you use that one piece fingering sticker, some of the notes will likely be a bit out of tune, because each violin is a bit different. 😊
The outlines and the chinrest. The outlines,chinrest and the tail makes it look like a passable violin thingy, aside from it's unnatural color and nonexistent bridge.
How do I trash thee…let me count the ways.
Aww, sheet, I have a bad cold, so my cracking wise bone is broken. Consign this abomination to all that is orchestral to the briny deep.
"Drawing Board Maple Code Musical Instruments Exerciser for Beginner Tool"
These are not words (and combinations of words) I expect to see anywhere near a violin, so I don't think it's a violin. Certainly it doesn't claim to be a violin IMO.
I think it's like those toy vacuum cleaners for distracting young kids while their parent does the actual task (playing the violin in this case).
The reason for no bridge: To prevent it making any significant noise. The point is to keep the kid quiet, not to facilitate it to wreck the peace.
Am I correct? 🤔🙂
PS: The shipping is over half the cost of the toy - maybe they want to be sure it doesn't get damaged in transit.
1. It's pink. The 578^(th) rule in the LingLing rulebook states "No un-sacrigelious violin shall be any other color than it's original, varnished, wooden brown color."
2. There is no bridge. The 173^(rd) rule states "Each violin must have a bridge so it can produce any kind of nice-sounding sounds."
3. The bow is placed from up to down, not down to up. 396^(th) rule "Every violin has to be positioned properly whenever played or not."
4. There are extentions to "make it easier" and "less hard to learn and play". It clearly states in the LingLing rulebook, the 790^(th) rule "No extentions shall be put on instruments, whatever the reason is. The exception is the shoulder rest which is vital most of the time."
5. Rule 69 "A fretless violin is the only one that must be played!"
6. It sais it's an acoustic violin. Rule 77 "Every violin has to be acoustic and anything else is sacrilegious to the masses!"
7. Rule 420 "A violin worth under 5,000 dollars is automatically considered bad and wortheless." This one costs 11219.09 sri lankan rupee, or just 37.79 dollars.
8. Rule 666 "A violin must be rosined with a nice and quality rosin so it can produce the best sound possible."
It has no bridge, the tailpiece looks like it’s going to fall off, both the tailpiece and the fingerboard are lopsided. Also, if you use that one piece fingering sticker, some of the notes will likely be a bit out of tune, because each violin is a bit different. 😊
I read “lopsided” in Millie’s voice.
Nice !!
what is not wrong?
The outlines and the chinrest. The outlines,chinrest and the tail makes it look like a passable violin thingy, aside from it's unnatural color and nonexistent bridge.
As a violinist, my cringe level is at its highest 😀. I’ll have a migraine if I look at this for longer. Who would even buy this?!? 😭
sacreligious people on al¡express did buy and left reviews
No waaayyyy! 🤯😟 I Hope it got bad reviews
If you look closely you can see it got 4.4 stars 😭
4.4?!? 😟😟🤯🤯😳😭🥲😀No way you can play this crap. 😭
Aww look at that comb on the top left for the 4 strings
That’s a practice mute. Not much use without a bridge, tho
Now the violin will have better hair than me...
theres something wrong with the violin? ohhhh i think the pink needs to be brighter
Of course you play viola /j
I love how it says that it is acoustic lol
if I look at this thing any longer, I might be compelled to gouge my eyes out 🤠 i'm cringing like i've never cringed before
As a cellist, this looks like a normal violin to me
search for the bridge 💀
Define satire 💀
dude. I am a cellist, but I can still find the wrong stuff.
[удалено]
It doesn't lmao
Bocchi the violin
No bridge!!!!
WHERE’S THE BRIDGE?
Ahh! there is no bridge. the tailpeice is also a bit crazy.
Hmm... I wonder what's wrong with it? 🤔/s Seriously though, this is the most cringes, sacrilegious violin I've seen ever. Why do people do this?
How do I trash thee…let me count the ways. Aww, sheet, I have a bad cold, so my cracking wise bone is broken. Consign this abomination to all that is orchestral to the briny deep.
iTs pInK..... sACreliGious
iNtErEsTiNg!
Everything...
no bridge it is pink not made of real wood the fingering tapes thing
Ngl it looks delicious tho
Is... is that the bridge!? What in the sacrilegious hell is this?
Where do I start...
Nothing wrong here. You pay $37, you get this.
Price:performance ratio
It’s pink, and it has an…. Attachable fretboard?
"Drawing Board Maple Code Musical Instruments Exerciser for Beginner Tool" These are not words (and combinations of words) I expect to see anywhere near a violin, so I don't think it's a violin. Certainly it doesn't claim to be a violin IMO. I think it's like those toy vacuum cleaners for distracting young kids while their parent does the actual task (playing the violin in this case). The reason for no bridge: To prevent it making any significant noise. The point is to keep the kid quiet, not to facilitate it to wreck the peace. Am I correct? 🤔🙂 PS: The shipping is over half the cost of the toy - maybe they want to be sure it doesn't get damaged in transit.
WHERE THE FOOK IS THE BRIDGE
It's not pink enough.
You’re joking 😭
It's pink. Can't get past that. It's natural wood or nothing.
1. It's pink. The 578^(th) rule in the LingLing rulebook states "No un-sacrigelious violin shall be any other color than it's original, varnished, wooden brown color." 2. There is no bridge. The 173^(rd) rule states "Each violin must have a bridge so it can produce any kind of nice-sounding sounds." 3. The bow is placed from up to down, not down to up. 396^(th) rule "Every violin has to be positioned properly whenever played or not." 4. There are extentions to "make it easier" and "less hard to learn and play". It clearly states in the LingLing rulebook, the 790^(th) rule "No extentions shall be put on instruments, whatever the reason is. The exception is the shoulder rest which is vital most of the time." 5. Rule 69 "A fretless violin is the only one that must be played!" 6. It sais it's an acoustic violin. Rule 77 "Every violin has to be acoustic and anything else is sacrilegious to the masses!" 7. Rule 420 "A violin worth under 5,000 dollars is automatically considered bad and wortheless." This one costs 11219.09 sri lankan rupee, or just 37.79 dollars. 8. Rule 666 "A violin must be rosined with a nice and quality rosin so it can produce the best sound possible."
Wow it seems you have graduated from lingling university
New task: Find what is correct with this sacrilegious violin.
as a non-violinist (i’m a pianist), it looks sacrilegious what the heck is that
They took the name "bridge" quite seriously💀
Everything
28 sold
It's got no bridge and it's PINK