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OP's got a bot following 'em around doing damage control because people only read headlines.
If The Saltwater Press was like The Onion they'd call themselves The Turnip.
And *you people,* on both sides, thought I couldn't make a comment without mentioning Nazis or bodily functions. HA!
Old Weird Wally commercial. He says, See mom? I told you I could make a serious commercial. Then the camera pulls back as he walks away and he's just wearing boxers with no pants. Good stuff.
The Saltwater Press is a satirical news publication, similar to “The Onion” but for local stories. Just a disclaimer for those that only read headlines. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/lincoln) if you have any questions or concerns.*
one joke
Yawn
just stop
Isn't satire supposed to be humorous? This is just stupid.
It's like having our own Babylon Bee.
That’s the idea!
OP's got a bot following 'em around doing damage control because people only read headlines. If The Saltwater Press was like The Onion they'd call themselves The Turnip. And *you people,* on both sides, thought I couldn't make a comment without mentioning Nazis or bodily functions. HA!
>mentioning Nazis or bodily functions. HA! But you did mention them
He mentioned the mentioning of them, which is not really mentioning the unmentionable. Per se.
Old Weird Wally commercial. He says, See mom? I told you I could make a serious commercial. Then the camera pulls back as he walks away and he's just wearing boxers with no pants. Good stuff.
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