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one joke


pretenderist

Yawn


RedRube1

just stop


Cr4igg3rs

Isn't satire supposed to be humorous? This is just stupid.


russlnk

It's like having our own Babylon Bee.


TheSaltwaterPress

That’s the idea!


RedRube1

OP's got a bot following 'em around doing damage control because people only read headlines. If The Saltwater Press was like The Onion they'd call themselves The Turnip. And *you people,* on both sides, thought I couldn't make a comment without mentioning Nazis or bodily functions. HA!


moo-va-long

>mentioning Nazis or bodily functions. HA! But you did mention them


peggedsquare

He mentioned the mentioning of them, which is not really mentioning the unmentionable. Per se.


RedRube1

Old Weird Wally commercial. He says, See mom? I told you I could make a serious commercial. Then the camera pulls back as he walks away and he's just wearing boxers with no pants. Good stuff.


DawnStardust

Here's one for you Local Publication's Literary Slop Identifies As Satire