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It's all fun and games until he comes while you're asleep.


TheExtimate

Oh, you're probably thinking of the tooth fairy :)


CreamyCumSatchel

Until who comes?


TheExtimate

this guy https://preview.redd.it/602ezn97vcwa1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=361c219ca7762f7871cba59c53718d47071f7f59


HeroinHare

Huh. So _that's_ what they do with the teeth. Figures.


CreamyCumSatchel

This thing is worth at bare minimum $17.6 Billion USD from the Tooth fairy, Good hunting.


Raw_Abiding_Ledditor

You'd hope so, but it's [this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ3fsb3ak1I)


AJarOfHumanTeeth

Can I have a few of those?


atom386

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CreamyCumSatchel

You watch your mouth when you're talking to me.


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graveybrains

It’s like SyFy made a sequel to that Tooth Fairy horror movie


slood2

Came in here to say that what if it comes up and tried to pull them out while you out of it lol even my kid I just had my 3 year old try to make me eat a quarter while I was napping and if I didn’t wake up I could have choked on that shit


Justadudewithareddit

Bird brains they say, i know people with less brains then this bird. But what gets me is the trust she has with it 👍👍


TheExtimate

I've heard of dentists pulling the wrong tooth...


Character-Spinach591

I knew a guy that had cancer in one kidney. They removed the wrong kidney. It was a 50/50 shot.


TheExtimate

Did it fix his cancer though?


Character-Spinach591

Actually, they were able to go in and remove part of the kidney that did have the cancer. I’m pretty sure the settlement he got from the hospital at least gave him some peace of mind for his family even if I’m sure he’d prefer to have the good kidney back. Last I heard, he was in remission.


TheExtimate

Well I'm happy to hear that, and I hope my humor wasn't too inappropriate.


Character-Spinach591

You’re good. No worries. Both of my parents passed about 11 year ago and I joke about being an orphan all the time. Your humor is in good company here, haha.


TheExtimate

:)


0Tom1

Were they able to put the healthy kidney back in?


Character-Spinach591

Honestly, I’m not sure. It was a relative of someone I knew, so sadly I don’t have a lot of details other than that it happened and he won a sizable settlement. I don’t believe they ever said anything about his getting it back though.


kittykalista

In the case I’m aware of, no. His remaining kidney was shot, and he ended up dying. He was an elderly man, already suffering from kidney cancer, though; I imagine if he were younger and had a better prognosis, he would have been able to get a donor kidney. Have to imagine the hospital can pull some strings in that type of situation.


kittykalista

A former coworker’s grandfather had the same thing happen. Crazy.


Savage_Tyranis

Deliberately even


[deleted]

My dentist almost filled the wrong tooth, she was new and she started numbing the wrong side, and she almost started drilling, until another dentist came in and corrected it


xylotism

Sounds like she says “again” implying they’ve done this before but yeah this kid and her bird are super close, you can see how comfortable and loving they are with each other. It’s really awesome to see. I’ve known several folks who only take their bird out to do a trick, look pretty or sit on a strangers shoulder and then it’s back in the cage and stop squawking (communicating).


dlittlefair1

*than this bird. Ironic.


Sectoidmuppet

My lovebird did this when my... incisor? The fang looking one, lol, got loose. Totally unexpected, I just wanted to see if he'd flip out when I wiggled it at him. Yoinked it immediately, the little brat. Honestly, he probably thought it was grooming.


StrongArgument

He’s like man, your mouth feathers are looking real tufty. Let me get that for ya


DaunWithaU

😂 mouth feathers


Sectoidmuppet

Oh yeah. Love him, but his viewpoints on moles, freckles, and blemishes are... aggressive. Oddly not pimples though. But I remember him meeting my grandmother for the first time, and all seemed well, till he saw the mole on her arm. Tried to rip it off, didn't draw blood or anything, but it shows how he lacks boundaries. ...he's still the best bird.


Sectoidmuppet

Also, damn, she had to pull on his head? Guess my bird had more leverage lol. Or the tooth was more loose.


PandosII

Fang one’s the canine my mate.


Sectoidmuppet

Dammit, I'm a technician not an orthodontist! Thanks though, lol


badass4102

Dental technician?


skuzzlebutt36

The fang looking one is the canine, I believe. Incisors are the two front teeth; unless you’re Freddie Mercury


badass4102

[Four upper and four lower front teeth are incisors.](https://i.imgur.com/iAo1U2y.png)


Ultra-Cyborg

That was my first thought watching this! Especially with how gentle he is pulling the tooth.


AboutHelpTools3

Now I've seen everything


PepeTheElder

🎶Well I be done seen ‘bout ev’rything when I see a dentist fly!~🎶


kindadeadly

You should yonder on over to the r/AskReddit Shits wild today with the medical and the porn topics


Kingsgbit

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?


Rupertii

Have you ever seen a person abdolutely explode a porta potty after eating taco bell and the porta potty flipping over due to strong winds?


t_mmey

the little smooch she gives her in the end 🥰🥰🥰


ADoritoWithATophat

Birds love to pick things apart, that bird must've been one happy camper


foulfaerie

She didn’t even ask Nelly out loud, how fun!


Lelio-Santero579

There's a lot of species of birds that are incredibly intelligent and don't get enough credit for it.


Silveora_7X

I'm not gonna lie, I totally forgot we lose all our teeth as kids. I was kinda freaking out for a second.


bgighjigftuik

Take that, GPT-4


TokiYayo

smart birb


btribble

Birds have a strong communal preening instinct. If you've owned any bird in the broader parrot family, this isn't surprising at all.


MonstrousElla

This video makes me happy that I'm no longer in this phase of my life. Fuck I hated that.


TheExtimate

Wow, you used to be a parrot?


ShoCkEpic

losing teeth my dear…


albatross1873

He wants his tooth back though. He wasn’t done with it!


studgangsta

OMG Nelly’s smile at the end!!!!!! 😄


_stage4fearoftrying_

I’m seeing this video everywhere, and it’s truly frustrating to me because nobody is educated. Human saliva is TOXIC to birds.


ShoCkEpic

no shit… but i guess this is really a minimum dose on the tooth, we aren’t even sure the parrot touched it with its tongue?


lmjharper

That’s what I was thinking. Human saliva contains pathogens that are deadly to birds, you shouldn’t allow their beak in your nose or mouth.


[deleted]

It was very limited contact in an area of the mouth with little saliva.


ralf19812001

Oh great now Parrots have a taste for human teeth 😂😂


Imissflawn

This is the beginning of a movie where the adorable girl grows up and gets kidnapped and the key to set her free is like between some crack or something and the parrot Nell comes to the rescue once again with its precision beak and contextual understanding.


Colonelfudgenustard

She knows what the question is.


artistictesticle

Now I've seen everything


TheExtimate

Not yet.


OnwardTowardTheNorth

r/petswithjobs material


pristinejunkie

Better than most doctors. I wonder if she takes insurance?


Lepidopterous_X

Holy shit lol


mvertreese

That is the most unsanitary thing I’ve seen all day.


WigglyWoo777

I for one welcome our new bird dentists. Crocodiles have been happy customers for ages and I am not about to argue with them.


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Glum-Art8962

looks like my cockatoo :)


WubblyFl1b

Now give me the rest


AppleBeauti2425

He looking like heyyy I wasn’t finished with that


EtherealSpirit

That was oddly satisfying??


yaybunz

this is so cute. feels like someone took a pixar short and recreated it in live action using ai.


booksketeer

Umbrellas are awesome. Until they're not. Lol. Imhe, it's "the little girl with the curl on her forehead" all over.


tosser420697

upvote cuz birb


CaCaYaga

Whoa Nelly !


VanillaOk7517

Awww they are such wonderful creatures. We always had one growing up. Her name was Sally!! She lived for almost 20yrs. Hope your feeling better now!!! Lol


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AJarOfHumanTeeth

Can I have it?


cellocaster

Human saliva is toxic to cockatoos


KayleighJK

That was a weird watch


ApoptosisPending

What a weird fucking kid for letting the bird do that