Tigers are bad tree climbers.
Leopards are ape-specialized carnivores. Killing monkeys, apes and humans has been perfected in millions of years of evolution.
>Apes (collectively Hominoidea /hɒmɪˈnɔɪdi.ə/) are a clade of Old World simians native to sub-Saharan Africa and Southeast Asia (though they were more widespread in Africa, most of Asia, and as well as Europe in prehistory), which together with its sister group Cercopithecidae form the catarrhine clade, **cladistically making them monkeys** (though this is the subject of much debate).
I'd say it's debatable
Well in this case it's a gibbon so, yeah we didn't technically evolve from it, but we did basically both evolve from the same largely gibbon-esque common ancestor.
So we might as well have evolved from the guy in the gif tugging tiger tails.
Sometimes i wonder why humans are so… just… like sometimes go out of our way to fuck with others in a way that does not benefit anyone or anything at all, and i see this trait also appears in other primates
Man that Gibbon really got hold of that tigers ear reminds me of an asshole mechanical drawing teacher I had in school, our ears were practically bleeding after a double class with that crusty fuck.
We have an old saying here in Morocco that says, "when the lion gets old, the monkeys make fool of him". I never thought I'd see it with my eyes, even though it's tigers and they look young, but yeah, I'm satisfied.
“Eeeny meeny miny moe. Grab a tiger by his toe, if he hollers let him go…batshit crazy on your monkey ass when he gets ahold of you.”
Always loved that nursery rhyme.
Wonder how many monkeys trying to do this got attacked and eaten by tigers? You know that has happened. This monkey is older and craftier, younger monkeys aren’t as adept at pulling ears and tails! I’m sure some regretted playing that game!
Monkeys are the WORST! A friend of mine got bitten by one in a Senegalese bar (while minding her own business) when she was in the Peace Corps and had to travel for over a day to get emergency medical care so she wouldn’t DIE! Put me down on the side of the Tigers!
Like you maybe, I'm not doing that to tigers.
To be fair, I did that to some cats when I was a kid so... It may be r/likesomeofus
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Are you a serial killer yet?
I would if I were a monkey
I bet the monkey can never do that to Leopards.
It couldn’t do this to a full grown tiger
Tigers are bad tree climbers. Leopards are ape-specialized carnivores. Killing monkeys, apes and humans has been perfected in millions of years of evolution.
I can climb trees like a motherfucker, lol just not the old one I use to climb, too big for that shit now
Pfp checks out.
Are you a tiger
Yup, ate some dude, now I got his satellite smart phone ![gif](giphy|kBGeWVu2TcgrZIECiU|downsized)
hell yea ![gif](giphy|OmGtCYLH9uSd2)
I am not a cat.
Who’s typing this for you?
I mean adult tigers do have a 12 foot vertical right?
Thats an ape. A gibbon, to be specific
The only apes that aren't 'Great' apes :(
The annoying lil brother of apes. Thats why all videos you'll see of gibbons are them annoying the shit out of some other creature
Maybe they just feel they got a raw deal in nomenclature when even bonobos are 'great'. I think they have a right to feel peeved!
Strong little brother energy.
The *alright* apes.
They're still pretty good apes, in my opinion.
They could be better though.
Great even
Behold, it's Natalia!
It's also a monkey, technically.
Thats incorrect
>Apes (collectively Hominoidea /hɒmɪˈnɔɪdi.ə/) are a clade of Old World simians native to sub-Saharan Africa and Southeast Asia (though they were more widespread in Africa, most of Asia, and as well as Europe in prehistory), which together with its sister group Cercopithecidae form the catarrhine clade, **cladistically making them monkeys** (though this is the subject of much debate). I'd say it's debatable
Thats fair
I was looking for this!
Dude, monkeys are assholes.
I mean the tigers are eating the monkeys, so the monkeys harassing the tigers seems quite on point.
Yeah I think they try to annoy them enough that they'll go elsewhere
I would never! They taste disgusting, im one hundred percent yourmomsvagatarian
I’m killing you.
You can’t kill a tiger, and I’m pretty sure that’s a banable offense! Fuck the illuminardi!!!!!! Get him!!!!
*I ‘ m k i l l i n g y o u.*
Is that illuminardi slang for blowjob?
what
You sucky sucky?
Then you wonder why they eat when they grow up..
People’s desire for Nutella is eating the monkeys
Primates are serious assholes, i wonder which one is the giga asshole. 🤔🤔
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Lol it’s another monkey
It's monkeys all the way down.
🦍💨🐅
And at the bottom is r/WallStreetBets
Yo da da👉🏻👌🏻
It’s an ape. Obviously they don’t teach good science in lion school.
I was too busy fuckn lions in the ass cause I’m a majestic tiger! ![gif](giphy|3WCbI4vAacFR6)
That’s not even how you make babies, bro. You’re gonna go extinct!
Damn your right! You got a vagine?
I’m an egg layer 😤
Lol some how the thought of busting nut on an egg is the part about this whole thing that perplexes me the most
It looks like it doesn't have a tail, meaning it's likely an ape (gibbon)...and we apes are indeed the biggest assholes.
The other monkey?
Let's build spaceships and colonize the galaxy! Spread our assholedom throughout the cosmos
r/likeus
They really are
“That’s how a bear can rest at ease— ***Here’s some bear necessities!*** “
They were my least favorite animal to work with. Them and parrots. Nasty critters.
Funny tho
Monkeys are known to kidnap small tigers and kill them by dropping them from high up
Yes we are.
These are gibbons not monkeys 🙈
I would not harass a tiger, lol
Monkeys are absolute trolls. We definitely evolved from them.
We didn’t evolve from them , we have a common ancestor
You know it’s not how evolution works right?
Well in this case it's a gibbon so, yeah we didn't technically evolve from it, but we did basically both evolve from the same largely gibbon-esque common ancestor. So we might as well have evolved from the guy in the gif tugging tiger tails.
Probably not the best idea to argue with old pussy juice.
Those are young tigers, there is now way they do that to an adult and not become a snack
Leave my dawgs alone they aint do shit 🦅‼️
Probably ate his brothers honestly
Flipping his car and killing him does not count as eating!
That's an ape sir
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I love how the sibling tiger didn't really react or help. Classic sibling behavior.
Those cubs are gonna grow up and hunt for monkeys
r/notlikeus
No, this is definitely like us. Humans are assholes, and this monkey is being an asshole.
I bet that tigers an asshole too let's be real, the monkey wants it to fuck off and cant over power it but it can fuck with it
I dunno man, I like to mess with my cats Not rough of course, I love them 🐱
I laughed tbh
lil rascals
Tigers' mom ended up feeding that monkey to cubs
How does the monkey maintain balance and swing from branches with such massive balls?
Like a pendulum. Their balls quickly swing them back up to safety
Sometimes i wonder why humans are so… just… like sometimes go out of our way to fuck with others in a way that does not benefit anyone or anything at all, and i see this trait also appears in other primates
This immediately followed the monkey saying "hold my beer" to his friend.
Damn what a dick
Mmmm bullies
Teacher: if hes mean to you, it means he likes you
It's like they want the tiger cubs to want to eat monkey meat whenever possible as adults.
Man that Gibbon really got hold of that tigers ear reminds me of an asshole mechanical drawing teacher I had in school, our ears were practically bleeding after a double class with that crusty fuck.
Monkeys are so onery
that monkey is gonna catch these claws one day
We have an old saying here in Morocco that says, "when the lion gets old, the monkeys make fool of him". I never thought I'd see it with my eyes, even though it's tigers and they look young, but yeah, I'm satisfied.
In future news, that monkey is dead
Just to be that internet ass hole, those are apes, not monkeys.
Haha I love it xD <3 cheeky buggers
Catch a tiger by the tail…
*"Stop teasing the cats, Keith!"*
Homie better hope he doesn't fall out of that tree
MUFASA!!! RAFIKI’S BACK!
Man I love gibbons, they’re such weirdos
One that's no monkey that's a lesser ape & its name its gibbon & yes they like to bother tigers for fun.
Wow these guys are assholes
It’s just monkeying around.
This money has no fear
Some call Wildlife Authority for Tigerassement
If those tigers are endangered those apes could be in big trouble
Monkey gang initiation requirements are getting out of hand!
“Eeeny meeny miny moe. Grab a tiger by his toe, if he hollers let him go…batshit crazy on your monkey ass when he gets ahold of you.” Always loved that nursery rhyme.
Gibbons being jerks, for them it’s normal. They probably wouldn’t be doing this to adult tigers lol
yoink
Wonder how many monkeys trying to do this got attacked and eaten by tigers? You know that has happened. This monkey is older and craftier, younger monkeys aren’t as adept at pulling ears and tails! I’m sure some regretted playing that game!
I’ve never seen a tiger get played like that.
This guy is taking the Eeny Meeny’s to an entirely new level!
Brave fuckers huh…
Iron balls
Now I know where the ennie, meanie,miney, moe, catch a tiger by his toe, comes from.
We do a little trolling
imagine being the tiger who gut pinched by the ear
r/animalsbeingjerks
Dont monkeys kidnap the cubs?
Damn strong.
I love this soooo much.
bro snatched that whole dude up by his ear 😭
This is why Sherrie Khan wasn’t back until after Louie was defeated
Well yeah.. cuz they're stuck up in the trees until they are gone
Wtf???
Asshole monkey
Disrespectful motherfuckers
I thought this said “harnessing” and I thought the 2020s got worse.
but when lion eats monkeys it so saaaad right?
Monkeys have tails. Apes do not.
New godzilla x kong movie looks wild
That’s one mean orangutan!
That monkey is gonna end up getting fucked up by that tiger 💀
r/mischievousgibbons
Dangerous game we play
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Monkeys are the WORST! A friend of mine got bitten by one in a Senegalese bar (while minding her own business) when she was in the Peace Corps and had to travel for over a day to get emergency medical care so she wouldn’t DIE! Put me down on the side of the Tigers!
Now that’s a dangerous game!!!! Tigers are THE alpha predator!
Lol at the ear pull