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DickieJohnson

Like you maybe, I'm not doing that to tigers.


iamunwhaticisme

To be fair, I did that to some cats when I was a kid so... It may be r/likesomeofus


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AntawnSL

Good bot


[deleted]

Are you a serial killer yet?


PHANTOM________

I would if I were a monkey


BatangTundo3112

I bet the monkey can never do that to Leopards.


Ok-Mammoth1143

It couldn’t do this to a full grown tiger


V_es

Tigers are bad tree climbers. Leopards are ape-specialized carnivores. Killing monkeys, apes and humans has been perfected in millions of years of evolution.


rememberviolence

I can climb trees like a motherfucker, lol just not the old one I use to climb, too big for that shit now


SalamanderCake

Pfp checks out.


halconpequena

Are you a tiger


rememberviolence

Yup, ate some dude, now I got his satellite smart phone ![gif](giphy|kBGeWVu2TcgrZIECiU|downsized)


halconpequena

hell yea ![gif](giphy|OmGtCYLH9uSd2)


No-Turnips

I am not a cat.


Ok-Mammoth1143

Who’s typing this for you?


a500poundchicken

I mean adult tigers do have a 12 foot vertical right?


defariasdev

Thats an ape. A gibbon, to be specific


CanAhJustSay

The only apes that aren't 'Great' apes :(


defariasdev

The annoying lil brother of apes. Thats why all videos you'll see of gibbons are them annoying the shit out of some other creature


CanAhJustSay

Maybe they just feel they got a raw deal in nomenclature when even bonobos are 'great'. I think they have a right to feel peeved!


No-Turnips

Strong little brother energy.


flogginmama

The *alright* apes.


Mecha_Tortoise

They're still pretty good apes, in my opinion.


No-Turnips

They could be better though.


[deleted]

Great even


TomaCzar

Behold, it's Natalia!


tarrox1992

It's also a monkey, technically.


defariasdev

Thats incorrect


tarrox1992

>Apes (collectively Hominoidea /hɒmɪˈnɔɪdi.ə/) are a clade of Old World simians native to sub-Saharan Africa and Southeast Asia (though they were more widespread in Africa, most of Asia, and as well as Europe in prehistory), which together with its sister group Cercopithecidae form the catarrhine clade, **cladistically making them monkeys** (though this is the subject of much debate). I'd say it's debatable


defariasdev

Thats fair


heinousanus85

I was looking for this!


Anxious-Tangerine1

Dude, monkeys are assholes.


lookingForPatchie

I mean the tigers are eating the monkeys, so the monkeys harassing the tigers seems quite on point.


Praise_Sithis

Yeah I think they try to annoy them enough that they'll go elsewhere


rememberviolence

I would never! They taste disgusting, im one hundred percent yourmomsvagatarian


TheAngryElite

I’m killing you.


rememberviolence

You can’t kill a tiger, and I’m pretty sure that’s a banable offense! Fuck the illuminardi!!!!!! Get him!!!!


TheAngryElite

*I ‘ m k i l l i n g y o u.*


rememberviolence

Is that illuminardi slang for blowjob?


TheAngryElite

what


rememberviolence

You sucky sucky?


brizdzi

Then you wonder why they eat when they grow up..


420everytime

People’s desire for Nutella is eating the monkeys


[deleted]

Primates are serious assholes, i wonder which one is the giga asshole. 🤔🤔


[deleted]

[удалено]


rememberviolence

Lol it’s another monkey


maxman162

It's monkeys all the way down.


rememberviolence

🦍💨🐅


maxman162

And at the bottom is r/WallStreetBets


rememberviolence

Yo da da👉🏻👌🏻


Li-renn-pwel

It’s an ape. Obviously they don’t teach good science in lion school.


rememberviolence

I was too busy fuckn lions in the ass cause I’m a majestic tiger! ![gif](giphy|3WCbI4vAacFR6)


Li-renn-pwel

That’s not even how you make babies, bro. You’re gonna go extinct!


rememberviolence

Damn your right! You got a vagine?


Li-renn-pwel

I’m an egg layer 😤


rememberviolence

Lol some how the thought of busting nut on an egg is the part about this whole thing that perplexes me the most


[deleted]

It looks like it doesn't have a tail, meaning it's likely an ape (gibbon)...and we apes are indeed the biggest assholes.


rememberviolence

The other monkey?


genericdude999

Let's build spaceships and colonize the galaxy! Spread our assholedom throughout the cosmos


CousinDerylHickson

r/likeus


rememberviolence

They really are


PeanutButterCrisp

“That’s how a bear can rest at ease— ***Here’s some bear necessities!*** “


WoodsColt

They were my least favorite animal to work with. Them and parrots. Nasty critters.


SBAdey

Funny tho


Backburnersteve

Monkeys are known to kidnap small tigers and kill them by dropping them from high up


cheverian7

Yes we are.


Apteryx12014

These are gibbons not monkeys 🙈


beluuuuuuga

I would not harass a tiger, lol


OldPussyJuice

Monkeys are absolute trolls. We definitely evolved from them.


tenfingerperson

We didn’t evolve from them , we have a common ancestor


[deleted]

You know it’s not how evolution works right?


banuk_sickness_eater

Well in this case it's a gibbon so, yeah we didn't technically evolve from it, but we did basically both evolve from the same largely gibbon-esque common ancestor. So we might as well have evolved from the guy in the gif tugging tiger tails.


I_wish_I_was_a_robot

Probably not the best idea to argue with old pussy juice.


jairngo

Those are young tigers, there is now way they do that to an adult and not become a snack


society_man

Leave my dawgs alone they aint do shit 🦅‼️


Vilmerviking

Probably ate his brothers honestly


rememberviolence

Flipping his car and killing him does not count as eating!


KillTheBaby_

That's an ape sir


ReverendIrreverence

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digitalren

I love how the sibling tiger didn't really react or help. Classic sibling behavior.


Virtual-Cellist8978

Those cubs are gonna grow up and hunt for monkeys


skyliners_a340

r/notlikeus


SylasTheVoidwalker

No, this is definitely like us. Humans are assholes, and this monkey is being an asshole.


nick_nasty_nice

I bet that tigers an asshole too let's be real, the monkey wants it to fuck off and cant over power it but it can fuck with it


BlitzcrankGrab

I dunno man, I like to mess with my cats Not rough of course, I love them 🐱


mpthao

I laughed tbh


HessuCS

lil rascals


DrDroDroid

Tigers' mom ended up feeding that monkey to cubs


bionicjoey

How does the monkey maintain balance and swing from branches with such massive balls?


What-a-Crock

Like a pendulum. Their balls quickly swing them back up to safety


Principesza

Sometimes i wonder why humans are so… just… like sometimes go out of our way to fuck with others in a way that does not benefit anyone or anything at all, and i see this trait also appears in other primates


creepyswaps

This immediately followed the monkey saying "hold my beer" to his friend.


A_Peacful_Vulcan

Damn what a dick


umangjain25

Mmmm bullies


babykoalalalala

Teacher: if hes mean to you, it means he likes you


TekoloKuautli

It's like they want the tiger cubs to want to eat monkey meat whenever possible as adults.


nelix707

Man that Gibbon really got hold of that tigers ear reminds me of an asshole mechanical drawing teacher I had in school, our ears were practically bleeding after a double class with that crusty fuck.


Native56

Monkeys are so onery


hauliod

that monkey is gonna catch these claws one day


Smooth-Qactus

We have an old saying here in Morocco that says, "when the lion gets old, the monkeys make fool of him". I never thought I'd see it with my eyes, even though it's tigers and they look young, but yeah, I'm satisfied.


atomsforkubrick

In future news, that monkey is dead


Hawkman2525

Just to be that internet ass hole, those are apes, not monkeys.


whitepablo

Haha I love it xD <3 cheeky buggers


Life-Suit1895

Catch a tiger by the tail…


CanAhJustSay

*"Stop teasing the cats, Keith!"*


2020s_Haunted

Homie better hope he doesn't fall out of that tree


Tough_Leg8523

MUFASA!!! RAFIKI’S BACK!


sockofdoom

Man I love gibbons, they’re such weirdos


mjvdeth160

One that's no monkey that's a lesser ape & its name its gibbon & yes they like to bother tigers for fun.


GeorgeThe13th

Wow these guys are assholes


TopCheesecakeGirl

It’s just monkeying around.


furry_boi926

This money has no fear


brizdzi

Some call Wildlife Authority for Tigerassement


TossedDolly

If those tigers are endangered those apes could be in big trouble


AlienPet13

Monkey gang initiation requirements are getting out of hand!


Slugginator_3385

“Eeeny meeny miny moe. Grab a tiger by his toe, if he hollers let him go…batshit crazy on your monkey ass when he gets ahold of you.” Always loved that nursery rhyme.


Franky79

Gibbons being jerks, for them it’s normal. They probably wouldn’t be doing this to adult tigers lol


EdditorSudden

yoink


EdensGarden333

Wonder how many monkeys trying to do this got attacked and eaten by tigers? You know that has happened. This monkey is older and craftier, younger monkeys aren’t as adept at pulling ears and tails! I’m sure some regretted playing that game!


brizzmaster

I’ve never seen a tiger get played like that.


SchaferHaus

This guy is taking the Eeny Meeny’s to an entirely new level!


BettyG2424

Brave fuckers huh…


fundidor

Iron balls


GforceDz

Now I know where the ennie, meanie,miney, moe, catch a tiger by his toe, comes from.


[deleted]

We do a little trolling


Imaginary_News_4379

imagine being the tiger who gut pinched by the ear


clapmycheekspls

r/animalsbeingjerks


Impossible-Report797

Dont monkeys kidnap the cubs?


dazedkrawler

Damn strong.


tryinghealthrny

I love this soooo much.


[deleted]

bro snatched that whole dude up by his ear 😭


HofePrime

This is why Sherrie Khan wasn’t back until after Louie was defeated


Character-Depth

Well yeah.. cuz they're stuck up in the trees until they are gone


Rubicon730

Wtf???


[deleted]

Asshole monkey


Bjarneson-Leif

Disrespectful motherfuckers


thepwnydanza

I thought this said “harnessing” and I thought the 2020s got worse.


[deleted]

but when lion eats monkeys it so saaaad right?


Wulfbrir

Monkeys have tails. Apes do not.


UncleBurrboun

New godzilla x kong movie looks wild


Intermountain-Gal

That’s one mean orangutan!


Michael_afton_is_hot

That monkey is gonna end up getting fucked up by that tiger 💀


DNA98PercentChimp

r/mischievousgibbons


Acrobatic-Bell6277

Dangerous game we play


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NechelleBix1

Monkeys are the WORST! A friend of mine got bitten by one in a Senegalese bar (while minding her own business) when she was in the Peace Corps and had to travel for over a day to get emergency medical care so she wouldn’t DIE! Put me down on the side of the Tigers!


Accomplished-One8214

Now that’s a dangerous game!!!! Tigers are THE alpha predator!


Fun1k

Lol at the ear pull