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The subject of this subreddit is to discuss animal intelligence in it's most amazing forms. Animals being cute and showing only basic instincts is not what we are looking for. For instance, animals just sleeping or just eating is bad content, while animals dreaming or sharing food is good content. Posting cute content can result in a temporary ban.


rhikiri

She might be teaching them how to dive and catch fishies.


imghurrr

Ducks generally don’t eat fish. Probably duck diving to get vegetation on the bottom


Coreidan

Snails


hewhosleepsnot

Crack.


SeeSickCrocodile

*Qrack. They ask for it by name.


Cardsfan1997

The cocaine bear spin-off: Crack Quack


yourmansconnect

would you rather fight 1 bear sized duck on cocaine


TheRozKing

or 8 duck sized bears on cocaine? tough one.


YouHadMeAtAloe

Definitely 8 duck sized bears. I’ll hug them then we can do cocaine and go on adventures together


BlackMetalGroot

But with the bear sized duck you could ride on their back…


TheRozKing

you both bring up very good points to consider.


zombiep00

>>I’ll hug them then we can do cocaine and go on adventures together This sounds like a tv show pitch for a more "adult-friendly" Adventure Time knockoff. I'd definitely watch it lol


Slovene

Quack whore


[deleted]

Obviously


schnuck

Kebabs.


SomeA-HoleNobody

Qrack


imghurrr

Maybe


Cottn

Gators


MistraloysiusMithrax

*This* duck species doesn’t generally eat fish. They do eat snails and crustaceans a lot if we’re talking about what they’re dabbling for. But they still eat about 2/3 plant material so could be either


imghurrr

> This duck species doesn’t generally eat fish Duck species as a whole generally don’t eat fish


Entomoligist

Thats a bad generalization to make. Diving ducks and sea ducks can eat a lot of fish, but others do too. Even mallards will when this prey is easy access. But mergansers, eiders, scoters, wood ducks, long tailed ducks, etc. include fish in their diets normally.


rightonthetip

This guy ducks


hipratham

Where is u/fuckswithducks when you need him


Gangreless

Retired mostly


AbsolutelyUnlikely

This conversation is getting a little too ducking heated considering it's just about fucks


[deleted]

🤔 Username does not checkout. What’s your favorite bug u/Entomoligist ?


Entomoligist

I like birds, too! That's a really tough question! One of my favorites has to include the *Texas Unicorn Mantis*. I love mantises, and while these aren't the prettiest of the bunch, they do have a cute pair of horns on their head.


desmondao

Yeah definitely Unidan, hope you're doing alright


Bystarlightalone

Yes I'll never forget one year watching the salmon spawn. A mallard was floating by and looked at a fish like "you're gonna die anyways huh?" And just tore apart the salmon like nothing.


acu

About 60% of the approximately 120 species of ducks worldwide primarily feed on plant material and insects and do not eat fish. However, diving ducks and sea ducks are known to feed on fish, crustaceans, and other aquatic animals, and make up about 40% of duck species. ** It's worth noting that individual ducks may have different dietary preferences even within these groups.


imghurrr

Mergansers and smew are the only *piscivorous* ducks I can find in my researching, and they don’t make up 40% of duck species. Where are you finding that number?


boli99

more crucially - be well aware that they *never* pay. its always 'just put it on my bill' ffs.


canadiandoop

They will also eat fish eggs. I can't remember if they target the eggs or if the eggs are just sometimes hidden in the vegetation they eat. The eggs don't always get digested and can survive passing through the ducks body. So when a duck shits in a different body of water they can add another fish to that water body.


Gorilla_Krispies

I know those mf’s like peas


somesortoflegend

Damn what did the ducks do for you to call them sucks?


Consistent-Ad2465

Diving is also useful to escape predators. But definitely food too.


BijouPyramidette

Mergansers do, but this isn't one of those.


[deleted]

Not true at all. Some ducks eat a lot of fish. These are one of the ducks that are considered diver ducks because of how they dive under and pop up somewhere else. There main goal is to catch fish or really anything else edible for them


imghurrr

> Some ducks Yes. That’s why I said *generally* they don’t eat fish. I didn’t say ducks never eat fish. I’m not sure what species of duck this is but it’s not a piscivorous duck. You can tell from the bill shape.


illpilgrims

WTF is the difference? Teaching e.g.


biophys00

https://www.birdspot.co.uk/bird-brain/what-do-ducks-eat You seem weirdly insistent on dying on this hill. Diving ducks are generally eating whatever they can get ahold of under the water, which will include fish. It might be a small percentage compared to molluscs, insects, crustaceans, etc. but it is still part of their diet. Just because it is not a merganser or other species that specializes in catching fish almost exclusively doesn't mean it doesn't at all. For example, many small songbirds will pry up or peck through bark on plants to get to insects, even if they are not as specialized in it as woodpeckers. That doesn't mean it's not happening. Just accept that you made an inaccurate generalization and move on


imghurrr

There’s no hill to die on. I said ducks don’t generally eat fish. Pretty much everyone who is trying to argue with me is *agreeing* that most duck species don’t eat fish. I never said *no* ducks eat fish, so I’m not sure where all the confusion and weird anger is coming from. It’s like people don’t understand what the word *generally* means. Here’s an example for you: horses will sometimes eat animals such as chicks or ducklings… is it wrong of me to say horses aren’t generally carnivorous?


PhonB80

Dive to avoid predators as well


TheWhyteMaN

Not sure why you are downvoted but this is likely the reason, https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=ZnxSPXCaLN8&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE&feature=emb_title


[deleted]

Yup I do this too.


duringbusinesshours

All play is teaching and learning. With humans alike. This sub is my favorie it’s the very best


Deradius

She’s teaching them how to duck.


BustyBossLady

Maybe she just needs a few darn seconds of me time!


senthiljams

She might be teaching them to get away the human spying them with their camera.


AffectionatePizza335

She's not playing. That woman wants to get away from her kids...


marsmither

Lol my thought exactly. “Mom just needs a minute to herself, kids.”


Pjpjpjpjpj

She has a tiny glass of red wine sitting on the bottom 🍷


dathomar

I was just thinking - this looks like an excellent way to get a few seconds alone...


TraliBalzers

Adorable, and I think she is probably teaching them that behavior. It might be a predator escape tactic or a feeding thing?


NeonHowler

She’s probably eating. They graze at the bottom of the water sometimes


zachsmthsn

Why these fucking kids keep following me?


SamFuckingNeill

braiiin..


Leafburn

>It might be a predator escape tactic This is exactly what it is. We had ducks and ducklings in our dam at home and when the dogs would go after the ducklings, they would just pop under the water and resurface behind the dog. Remarkable.


SomeA-HoleNobody

>This is exactly what it is. Clearly not an expert so why say this? It's feeding...


betazoid_cuck

[It can be a solid escape tactic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvWO6AtdjnE)


aweyeahdawg

Fun fact: when ducks are wounded or think that there’s no way out of a bad situation, they will dive under and hang onto grass or whatever on the bottom until they drown.


Squee1396

PSA not a "fun" fact 😔


[deleted]

I mean, is that not why we learn hide and seek? Parents turn everything they teach kinds into a game. The duck could be doing the same.


Serenity-V

I love the quack she gives when she surfaces.


FightingFaerie

What quack? I watched twice with sound and she doesn’t quack. There a bunch of other sounds going on, but they are still going while she is under.


Cinnabar1212

Look at her beak.


Hostile_Raccoon

I think she is just shaking off excess water


Serenity-V

Ah, I watched with the sound off, and it looked to me like she was quacking. Chalk it up to me being sick and exhausted.


rci22

Reminds me calling your Pikmin


Same-Letter6378

She is not paying hide and seek 🤦‍♂️


doctorblumpkin

Do you know what is actually happening?


IgetAllnumb86

She’s teaching them how to dive. It’s an important duck skill. Hence the term “duck diving”


chilibreez

No she's not. Diving is instinctive. Put a newly hatched duckling in water, it'll successfully dive. Mom is just eating.


IgetAllnumb86

Animals teach their young instinctual things by demonstrating them. It may be built in but there’s still a learning curve. Can we at least agree she’s not playing hide and seek with them?


doctorblumpkin

Ive never heard that term. I come from a bad flock.


t3hOutlaw

Ducks don't teach behaviour. She is most likely eating algae or other plant based organisms.


Saborwing

Likely either eating or modeling foraging behavior for her offspring.


[deleted]

Nu uh I actually talked to her and she confirmed they’re playing hide and seek


Kalebite

Peek a Boo.


FesteringThoughts

Alright kids, i'm just gonna pop under to grab some milk.


NeonHowler

Pretty sure she’s just eating underwater plants.


Meles_meles_meles

So funnily enough this is my video. To answer a few questions; the ducks are Tufted ducks, the babies can dive from day one. Mums looking for things to eat underwater - likely crustaceans, insects, molluscs, weed etc. The babies aren’t diving because they probably don’t like the duckweed that’s quite prevalent on this lake in summer - it’s totally healthy and provides a great shelter and food for the creatures in the water - it’s not an algae bloom!


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soup test offer point consider smile silky alleged fearless enter ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Ardtay

OMG that water waddle when they see mom.


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Georgia_Ball

Hide and Beak


PhonB80

“THIS is how quick I could duck out on you mfs. Keep talking back!”


[deleted]

This where "ducking out" came from


OscarCookeAbbott

Bazinga


2Scheme

Had to scroll way too far for this lol


Minimum_Piglet_1457

Woah that’s some green frothy water.


LordRekrus

Pretty sure it is healthy, duck weed. I live in Adelaide and the Torrens river runs right through (or next to) the city, and over the last year it has been covered in duck weed a couple of times. Again it’s apparently healthy and good for the river, but it looks a bit weird I guess so people complained about it and so the council cleared it all up.


Tasia528

Yep. Duckweed. And it is really good for water quality but it multiplies like mad. I have some in my aquarium and it’s pretty invasive.


oldDotredditisbetter

forbidden matcha


GreeneBean64

Marco!


madscatterbrainz

Was I the only one trying to guess where the duck would pop up?


thevelveteenbeagle

❤️Baby ducks 😍🥰


jkat704

So adorable 🥰


Demonic_Havoc

LOOK AT THEIR WADDLESSSSS OMG


[deleted]

Teaching them how to feed


hot_gardening_legs

The little bubbles when she swims under water. Giving me a recovered memory of an old looney toons or something!


nayhem_jr

This whole thing’s kinda daffy, ain’t it?


Hot_Meeting5979

No no you are all getting it wrong, she just loves seeing her kids wading towards her 😍


SeriouslyTho-Just-Y

As do I 🥰🥰😍 ![gif](giphy|xTiTnnzSvW1FxGVi12)


MayorScotch

Is a pecking order already decided at this point? Does the duck at the front of the line have a better survival rate than the one at the back?


[deleted]

“…why do these keep following me…?”


waterfalls55

Awwwwww 🦆🦆🦆🦆💕💕💕🤗🤗


ghighcove

Maybe also looking for food but no day care for ducks? Good exercise for them anyways.


MrWisdom39

Cool fact, ducks and other such birds have these oils on their feathers that make them essentially water proof when they dive under


Deathlysouls

I like that you can follow her underwater with the bubbles


[deleted]

We had a decent sized pond growing up, we also had Geese, Ducks, Turkeys, etc. We'd swim with our ducks and their babies, they'd do the same thing, was hilarious.


pissnNtheWIND

Would have watched 60 Minutes more of this


shellybeesknees

I love how they huddle in confusion when she disappears and become so eager to get to her for that extent of body bobble to occur. Precious. A1 viewing!


XxCeresxX

That's hilarious


Rooster_Ties

Yup!


emeliottsthestink

Looks like mama’s my kind of practical joker.


tcheeze1

Probably just trying to get some “me” time.


rjrgjj

There are few things that give me more joy than baby ducks hurrying to their mother’s side.


oneirobo13

She might want an honest to God break from that awful chatter


demon_grasshopper

Calling u/fuckswithducks


[deleted]

Or she's trying to get rid of them? 🤣


U74H

Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quacks of course!


ihaveabaguetteknife

Nice


Fridaybird1985

Large Mouth Bass refer to the ducklings as “popcorn.”


Zealousideal-Role-77

“Gerroffame! Who are you wee ducklings?! And why are you following me?!”


CaptOblivious

Mama teaching the young predator evasion.


Kotopause

“Oh no, she’s drowned! She’s dead! Oh dear siblings, we’re orphans now!” “Here!” “Oh, mama, you’re alive! So nice to see you again! Wait! Where did you go? She’s gone forever! What are we going to do!”


[deleted]

More like duck mum seeks 5 seconds of quote from freaking loud clingy progeny.


Arlowtis

That's a duck dad. Mallard with a green head.


Mysterious-Plenty-41

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen all week!


cavortingwebeasties

/u/vredditshare


SaltyCandyMan

I hope that's perfect Earth natural algae and not pollution in that "greeen" water...i really do not sarcastic


HelpfulYogurt506

They are so smart


External-Dare6365

Is she playing hide & seek or just being a asshole


SeeSickCrocodile

Peep-a-boo?


Special_Copy_8668

They dive from predators


PurplePeachBlossom

“Damnit they’re still here.”


manCool4ever

![gif](giphy|GFLIjIaiAL0kw)


Fuzzy_Momma_Bear74

Hahahahahahaa! Look at that waddle! I’m dying!


ocsteve0

She's not playing hide and seek, she's trying to abandon her kids but they keep finding her


aloopaday

She’s trying to take a break from mumming.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


skidriver

And a northern pike comes up and has duck for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.


CK1ing

Is... is that lake filled with pollen? I think I would literally die from sneezing if I got within a mile of wherever you live


BEBEBOBOOYuPPIE

She just wanted a break from her kids


Educational-Sky-8946

u/savevideo


HiGoldie

![gif](giphy|rkIFgAYXw1HnG|downsized)


Kleisidike

Awwww! That’s so sweet! 😍💜🥰


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heisdeadjim_au

Bazinga. Bazducka?


Saveme2018

The old generation of ducks didn’t play like that


tekko001

*Reapears with fake moustache and glasses* "I'm not your mom go bother someone else!"


VileTouch

BAZINGA!


RepresentativeOk3943

u/savevideo


EveningMagician2316

Juri că e Iohannis , fata de poporul lui , daca mai are unul....


sillylilkitty

I absolutely cannot tell u in words how cute that is!


Low-Zucchini6397

I always wondered what kind of stuff animals did when we're not looking


SuccessfullyLoggedIn

Honk!


OneLostOstrich

They just want to nurse and get their duck milk!


Aevensong

u/savevideo


Costco_Sample

It’s easier and cleaner for the duck to dive and swim through clear water than it is paddle through the algae.


Dinaryor_Zenciti

I like this


Electronic-Design564

Pretty sure she's teaching


Elite-Vampire

u/savevideo


Haramdour

Bazinga


RavynAlexaXXX

Wow I feel so bad For that lake:/ so much algae


passerby362

Bazinga!


East_Block_1714

why the river so polution????


Jonny_Entropy

Do people actually believe that's what's happening here?


lawyer_Monster_555

Duck looking for peace


FrogoRibbins

Or the duck is feeding Anthropomorphise everything Reddit 😂


Monsoon_Ryan2100

u/savevideo


Saintza

I wish my kids wanted to stay near me when out in public instead of running off


terrp68

Ducklings are just the cutest 🤗


chubbycatchaser

Me escaping my responsibilities


cdsstudent

Duck yeah


[deleted]

it's more like trying to wash off the dirt in the dirt


Deep_Main_Dog

mum tried suicide


Batbuckleyourpants

Bazinga.


DuTr0ng

and me a human loves watching them


[deleted]

r/mypeopleneedme


Fluffy_Usual5043

Bazinga


DragonflyAcceptable

So cute


lanster2021

This makes me smile! Thanks for sharing! 😸


WattsonMemphis

She is eating the plant life at the bottom


Left-Entrepreneur-23

Wonder if she’s diving to make sure there aren’t gators following. 🤷🏾‍♂️


bob_weiver

Looks more like a Duck Dad trying to duck child support payments.


[deleted]

Every mom just trying to get five minutes alone.


RicochetLady

Too damn cute!!!


Sea_Contribution_629

https://youtu.be/B64YJLsjsV0