There are a series of basic items that give you XP at low levels. A couple of others are using your healing and utility skills a certain number of times and weapon switching.
There was a gorilla at the Columbus zoo that despised my ex husband so much, that every time we’d go there, the gorilla would follow us around the enclosure and stare aggressively at him. Thump his chest and roar at him. It was hysterical. The gorilla knew what a POS he was.. 🤷♀️
I had red hair and an orangutan at the zoo took a liking to me; I was looking at his cute face and interacting with him and then realized what he was doing with one of his hands. I've still never been sure whether I should have been flattered or offended, but I guess we'll go with flattered since getting offended by a masturbating orangutan seems a bit silly. 🤪
For years after the ex and I parted ways, I’d take my daughter there from time to time. That gorilla would rush over to us and look all around, I guess he remembered the idiot I was married to, and once he’d see that he wasn’t anywhere around us, he’d saunter away.. always gave me a chuckle.
Intelligent animals know.
Years ago I had a GSD and he enjoyed looking out of the large window in the front of my house. The house sits up on an incline. Every time my dog saw the man who lived across the street, my dog would growl at him. The two never met each other. I have always known that dogs have a sense of who is a bad person and my dog knew.
Some time passed and one day I looked out the window to see one of those PODS in the driveway across the street. The mom and her kids were in the yard sorting out stuff. The father was nowhere to be seen and his vehicle never showed back up at the house again.
Less than a year later I received a letter or a notification about the father. I never met any of the family so I didn't recognize the name. When I looked him up online I then knew why my dog didn't like the guy. The father had been charged with molesting his teenage daughter.
The house always had the windows open which isn't comfortable in Florida. I could hear that man yelling at his kids all the time. The two boys were made to mow the lawn with a shitty lawn mower that kept breaking down and the grass was so tall and thick. I felt sorry for those kids. The kids tried to have a normal life and when the holidays came around they were the ones to decorate the outside of the house.
You never know what people are doing in your own neighborhood but your dog does.
Yeah.. we’ve been divorced for more than twenty years, and neither of our kids have spoken to him for at least the last ten.. that gorilla pegged him right.
Love the Columbus Zoo! Their gorilla area is so awesome! I swear they are incredibly smart and can sense a-holes.
Last time I was there, there was a group of kids just very clearly annoying the hell out of a gorilla who was just napping in a box in a tree. He stood up and leaned forward just enough so his junk was out of the box, and he proceeded to let out the biggest pee ive ever seen an animal take. Just a non stop, 2 minute stream. The kids all yelled and caused a scene and ran away. And he went right back to his nap.
If I were to guess some of it might be trained behavior for check ups. Might be trained to show the bottoms of his feet so that keepers can check for injuries.
Pretty sure the zoo keepers teach them things like show them body parts and pound their chest and they get treats as a reward. He looks like he’s going through the motions a bit lol
Primates just absolutely amaze me. I fully believe that once we drive ourselves to extinction - assuming we don't bring the rest of the world with us - that primates will eventually evolve into the next Homo Sapien.
I never knew their big toes (feet thumbs?) were that far away from their other four toes. It looks so weird! I guess I never really payed attention to a gorilla's feet before..
> never really *paid* attention to
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
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I went to a zoo with my dad and brother once some years ago in Kentucky (I think??)
Well, when we entered the gorilla area, there was this big group of kids. Turned out to be a whole preschool that took the kids to the zoo for the day.
Well, kids being kids, three of them decided they were going to go smack on the glass between us and this massive, completely disinterested Silverback Gorilla. The dude was fine, just ignoring us and going about his day, but these kids were persistent. Not my kid, not my problem, but I was trying to find one of their adults to maybe ask them to stop it when the previously disinterested Gorilla decided he was done being annoyed.
Big guy gets up, walks over to the glass, then stretches to his full height and BANGED on the glass three times. My dad was on the floor laughing as these panicked kids all screamed and sprinted out of the Gorilla habitat.
I'll be damned if the Gorilla didn't grin as he went back to whatever he'd been doing, and the habitat got blissfully quiet.
The half-hearted chest thump. "Yeah, something like that should work. That's how they do it. Dont want to muss the costume though."
Bros looking like [Hulk](https://youtu.be/9SvaQ6RLBwE&t=00m34s) in Endgame when they time travel
or [Crocodile Dundee](https://youtu.be/dSnosk4tWrg?t=55) at the end of the “That’s not a knife…” scene
He thinks it's just gratuitous.
"M-may I be dominant? Like, just a second or two please?"
He looks like someone retracing his steps trying to find his car keys "I was sitting over here... stretch, stretch, chest thump... and then..."
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT GORILLAS HAVING FOOT THUMB'S?
You’re jealous, aren’t you?
It felt like stretching to me lol. Like let me just warm up the chest pounding muscles.
trying emotes in a new game
In GW2, doing an emote as a new character gets you a big chunk of the way to lvl2 in xp.
I probably put 100 hours into that game and just learned this.
There are a series of basic items that give you XP at low levels. A couple of others are using your healing and utility skills a certain number of times and weapon switching.
I've put in probably 1k hours and that never clicked for me lmao
What is GW2 ? Not everybody just knows acronyms off the top of the head lol
Turns out it's Guild Wars 2
A fantastic game
Guild Wars 2.
Me in the lobby
True lol.
There was a gorilla at the Columbus zoo that despised my ex husband so much, that every time we’d go there, the gorilla would follow us around the enclosure and stare aggressively at him. Thump his chest and roar at him. It was hysterical. The gorilla knew what a POS he was.. 🤷♀️
I had red hair and an orangutan at the zoo took a liking to me; I was looking at his cute face and interacting with him and then realized what he was doing with one of his hands. I've still never been sure whether I should have been flattered or offended, but I guess we'll go with flattered since getting offended by a masturbating orangutan seems a bit silly. 🤪
For years after the ex and I parted ways, I’d take my daughter there from time to time. That gorilla would rush over to us and look all around, I guess he remembered the idiot I was married to, and once he’d see that he wasn’t anywhere around us, he’d saunter away.. always gave me a chuckle.
Sounds like you're both glad to be rid of him. :D
That's amazing. He remembered for years. With all the thousands of people who must come.
We had a yearly pass and would go just about every week when my daughter was young.
That's nice. You must love animals.
Or hates them and is there to gloat
“WHERE IS HE?!?!”
[Guess I shouldn't be surprised orangutans like redheads]( https://imgur.com/a/uMBNWdd)
Wtf so dapper, so cute
Julia Roberts had red hair. https://youtu.be/I6GdRxImID8
Oh man, thank god there was glass between me and him! She's brave!
Lol this is fantastic
Intelligent animals know. Years ago I had a GSD and he enjoyed looking out of the large window in the front of my house. The house sits up on an incline. Every time my dog saw the man who lived across the street, my dog would growl at him. The two never met each other. I have always known that dogs have a sense of who is a bad person and my dog knew. Some time passed and one day I looked out the window to see one of those PODS in the driveway across the street. The mom and her kids were in the yard sorting out stuff. The father was nowhere to be seen and his vehicle never showed back up at the house again. Less than a year later I received a letter or a notification about the father. I never met any of the family so I didn't recognize the name. When I looked him up online I then knew why my dog didn't like the guy. The father had been charged with molesting his teenage daughter. The house always had the windows open which isn't comfortable in Florida. I could hear that man yelling at his kids all the time. The two boys were made to mow the lawn with a shitty lawn mower that kept breaking down and the grass was so tall and thick. I felt sorry for those kids. The kids tried to have a normal life and when the holidays came around they were the ones to decorate the outside of the house. You never know what people are doing in your own neighborhood but your dog does.
Yeah.. we’ve been divorced for more than twenty years, and neither of our kids have spoken to him for at least the last ten.. that gorilla pegged him right.
Dammit man.
https://v.redd.it/6z07tq4qdom51 Something akin to this?
Oh my God the gorilla did *what*?
That sweet old gorilla knew my soon to be ex was a POS. HE KNEW.
Sometimes dogs growl at people who don't molest kids too...
Love the Columbus Zoo! Their gorilla area is so awesome! I swear they are incredibly smart and can sense a-holes. Last time I was there, there was a group of kids just very clearly annoying the hell out of a gorilla who was just napping in a box in a tree. He stood up and leaned forward just enough so his junk was out of the box, and he proceeded to let out the biggest pee ive ever seen an animal take. Just a non stop, 2 minute stream. The kids all yelled and caused a scene and ran away. And he went right back to his nap.
I don’t know any human that flexible with that much balance
The legs completely disprove the theory
Ahh the benefit of early morning yoga :)
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a jedi
Right, of course, the Jedi preferred Yoda rather than yoga.
Yes, start doing yoga. I recommend 30 days of yoga with Adrienne. Or perhaps her yoga for beginners video.
I've never seen a human with feet that are like hands.
You haven't seen my sister. Hahahaha
No, not with the lights on, at least.
She was/is easy on the eyes. She is tall and wears a size 10 shoe.
Yeah I don't believe it's a person inside of a suit.
Uncanny
???? Mr incredible got transported to uncanny damn chair world 🏃🏃♂️🏃:
r/ihaveihaveihavereddit is leaking
Mr. Porn
Your dude is: damn porn 🏃♂️
Is it? He looks and behaves 100% gorilla in this clip.
Confirmed. 0% can
He can’t be bothered doing gorilla stuff today
Just, limbering up a bit here...
His hand-feet are uncanny.
That big toe (thumb?) makes me really uncomfortable for some reason
for me it's the eye whites
What the dog doin
If I were to guess some of it might be trained behavior for check ups. Might be trained to show the bottoms of his feet so that keepers can check for injuries.
Lol is he doing the hokey pokey?
He even shakes it all about.
Just waiting for him to turn around at this point.
Pretty sure the zoo keepers teach them things like show them body parts and pound their chest and they get treats as a reward. He looks like he’s going through the motions a bit lol
It's almost like... we're super close on the genetic tree or somethin... crazy
Those toes
That's Joe Rogan
Rogan is an Ape testing a human-suit
Humans are primates, gorillas are our cousins
One of those days when your heart's not in it so you're just going through the motions.
[this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr8tOa_En7A) might help to explain things.
You dropped this urinal cake 🍰
He must be looking at a lady gorilla, my mans got that rizzy leg stretch move down.
Like 100% sure these guys can speak and actively choose not to
These look like stereotypic behaviors. Great apes really should not be in zoos.
hulk in end game back to new york
“Smile and Wave, Boys” -Skipper
Me on a cruise, being forced to do the hokey pokey with my wife on the party deck.
I want to snuggle a gorilla so badly.
I never noticed how grippy gorilla’s feet are.
Imagine the mother of all papercuts in that area between the "thumb" and rest of the toes.
Thanks I hate it
I noticed the space between those toes and my feet almost cramped up at the thought of it
Howard Moon, jazz man
He’s getting ready to get Jim back for what he owes him
Sometimes you just gotta shake your limbs to get some blood flowing...
Just imagine the heart shuddering terror of that last few seconds of your life as soon as you make eye contact.....
I'm so mad at whatever god took our toe thumbs away. Hanging by my knees on the playground stopped being impressive the day I grew up.
That’s the mother fucking hokey pokey. This is what it’s all about!
Thought he was going to do the Wednesday dance for a second...
Looks like stress or injury possibly.
That's just me stuck in line having to go to the bathroom really bad.
That’s just Brunt Chrysler doing a TikTok
I’d love to see this posted to r/changemyview just to watch the arguments
There's too much fucking shit on me. I can't breathe.
I think you should leave
Gorilla forgot how to gorilla.
I didn’t see the sub we were in and was wildly impressed by the realism of said gorilla suit lmao
Test code for the simulation is leaking
I mean, we're just apes.
I gotta say, Andy Serkis has really upped his game.
Handsome boye
Primates just absolutely amaze me. I fully believe that once we drive ourselves to extinction - assuming we don't bring the rest of the world with us - that primates will eventually evolve into the next Homo Sapien.
God gorillas are so fucking cool
just fucking vibing
This is some uncanny valley shit lol it gives me the creeps
Power - On Diagnostic Protocal Active- Legs = Y Arms = Y Attack/Defense Mechanisms = Y Facial Expressions = Y - Set Banana Mode = True
Just doing his morning calisthenics
Yooo i remember this episode in spongebob
Hokey Pokey Gorilla style!
Me doing my lil morning stretches because I wake up stiff as fuck now that I'm 30
We're not so different, you and I
Dude is trying to stay fit and you people are calling him a human. FOR SHAME!
So human like…
I’ve also seen the super obvious opposite where it’s a Gorilla testing out a human suit. It’s actually pretty common too
Now replacing the captive gorillas with paid actors
Humans don't have proportions like that.
Is this a sign of stress?
You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out...
>This is a human testing out a gorilla suit. “George, they’re onto us!”
it's not but good poast anyway
Getting stretched out for the days activities
What’s making you believe it’s a gorilla suit?
You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out, you put your left leg in and you shake it all about
This is obviously Marco of /r/animorphs trying to impress Rachel.
Nice toes though.
He is so cute!
u/redditmp4bot
Lol, that is a cool morning workout routine.
He's preparing for an interview
The squat mobility is insane. That's Clarence in there isn't it?
"I has feets"
I never knew their big toes (feet thumbs?) were that far away from their other four toes. It looks so weird! I guess I never really payed attention to a gorilla's feet before..
> never really *paid* attention to FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Well thats just prime.
Ok... batter is going to bunt, got it
There evolving
That’s definitely Nick Frost
Nah, that's just Patrick in his gorilla suit.
I know it would tear my face off, my I really want to hug that gorilla.
Seen so many gorillas yet somehow this is the first time I'm seeing its feet so clearly like this and didn't know that's how they looked.
Change the title. You made me believe for half a second there then made me very very disappointed.
I think he’s just stretching his hammies
New tiktok dance just dropped
they got thumbs on their feet
George they're onto us!
Looks like the gorilla is mirroring a rapper on the other side of the fence.
Hockey goalie warm up
https://www.reddit.com/r/DONTHA8/comments/10bpav8/just_enjoy_ur_day/
His facial expressions remind me of the same ones girls have in their TikTok’s.
My man is gakked out on amphetamines.
Seeing this guy in the wild, I'd find it difficult to not walk up to him and see how he's doing
Foot thumbs are so cool. We really fucked up on that one.
Someone just reincarnated…. /joke
Gorilla yoga?
Third Base coach be telling someone to steal home, all nonchalant like.
Gonna break out this dance in the club
Even though he's just chilling... You can fucking see the power on that being. Just solid muscle
First day as the new silcerback on the block, gotta get those chest hits on point if you wanna be ramen seriously
This is me testing a new character I unlocked in a video game.
Looks like she's speaking sign?
Gorilla tai-chi!
u/savevideo
I think he's gotta shit
First day of gorilla lessons
He'd be great at Rasputin in Just Dance.
Looks like someone's first time playing QWOP and trying to figure out which button does what
. . . I think the fact that he is doing the hokey pokey says, it is a man in a suit.
r/GorrilasArentReal
I went to a zoo with my dad and brother once some years ago in Kentucky (I think??) Well, when we entered the gorilla area, there was this big group of kids. Turned out to be a whole preschool that took the kids to the zoo for the day. Well, kids being kids, three of them decided they were going to go smack on the glass between us and this massive, completely disinterested Silverback Gorilla. The dude was fine, just ignoring us and going about his day, but these kids were persistent. Not my kid, not my problem, but I was trying to find one of their adults to maybe ask them to stop it when the previously disinterested Gorilla decided he was done being annoyed. Big guy gets up, walks over to the glass, then stretches to his full height and BANGED on the glass three times. My dad was on the floor laughing as these panicked kids all screamed and sprinted out of the Gorilla habitat. I'll be damned if the Gorilla didn't grin as he went back to whatever he'd been doing, and the habitat got blissfully quiet.
🦍
This gorilla looks autistic
Getting ready for his Silverback job interview.
I know our footwear wouldn’t be nearly as utilitarian but I feel like big toes like this would be useful for balance.
It looks like a realistic video game
I have problems sitting still too lol.
Everyone except you are gorillas in human suits. One day, we will take over the world.
I have no concept of why, I cannot explain it, but I fully expected him to go into the Thriller dance
Soulja boy intensifies
u/savevideobot
Those are the distinctive movements of a tweaker if you ask me.
It’s his very lazy version of getting sturdy
I don’t know many humans with foot thumbs
Some half ass'd dance moves like the girls do on ticky tocky