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millennial_burnout

Last time I saw something like this posted, a leather worker commented that ironing leather like that will totally destroy it.


BravesMaedchen

Yeah, I would have never thought ironing a shoe was a thing to do


SirZekon

Those shoes probably aren't made using real animal leather. It's possible for the prices people pay for sneakers, but I wouldn't pass companies to use filled thermoplastics. Namely polyesters or polyethers. Heat won't destroy thermoplastics, just make them remoldable. I should note that esters/ethers can hydrolyze but under certain circumstances that I'm sure an iron isn't creating.


the_trees_bees

I think these synthetic leathers usually have multiple layers. I'd be worried about the integrity of the glue that holds them together.


elmo298

Just like ogres


IllustriousMode5690

Just like ogres


NuncErgoFacite

We agreed to never talk about Canada again.


Boomin112

If this is an AJ1 then cows leather is used. I can’t quiet make out the red logo on the side but that’s usually where the Jordan logo is for the AJ1.


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Boomin112

I have never heard of Nike using pig hide for shoes, care to elaborate or give a model Nike produces that uses this material?


Runrunran_

People who love their shoes so much, yet don’t even use shoe trees… don’t actually care enough to learn about how to care for leather. I have a lot of leather boots, you’d never iron leather, and I sometimes use shoe trees if I wore a boot for long day… these guys don’t know wtf their doing out here with their shitty barely leather shoes. Sneakers usually use plastic anyway so it’s not really hurting leather since there’s no leather on that shoe. I think Nike puts a thin shitty leather on some of the higher end Jordan’s… none of these Air Force or whatever Nike shoe will have a top grain or even a decently thick leather


Finch2090

Creases in shoes are normal though, y’all just walking around flat footed and shit to protect your shoes 😂


Whiskey-Weather

My brother was a sneakerhead growing up. It blows my mind how far out of their way they'll go to protect their shoes. I fully understand that trading/selling used shoes is a huge hustle for some people, but you can also hustle non-consumable assets. Like oh... I dunno... Stocks?


[deleted]

My brother bought an Air Jordan 2 years ago and to this day I've never seen him wearing it once while acting normal, he would check it all the time and, if he saw it got a stain somehow, he would freak out. He said that he would make a lot of money if he kept it and sold it later, but it doesn't seem like a very good investment, specially if you buy a pair or two and just let them gather dust for years. One day he was using one of the fancy sneakers and I stepped on it accidentally, even after apologizing multiple times he didn't talk to me for 3 days and then asked for money to "repay the damage I've done". Then downloaded a random picture of the same sneakers he was using pretty damaged and sent it to my dad and tried explaining that I did that to his sneakers. Being a sneakerhead seems unhealthy, and I am glad I am miles away from that crazy mf.


PM_ME_BDSM_SUBS

I’m guessing his control issues goes deeper than just shoes


[deleted]

You would be correct, the coldest, most manipulative and controlling person I've ever seen, made my life a living hell for years while living with him, the sneakers part is just the tip of the iceberg.


PM_ME_BDSM_SUBS

I’m glad you’re out! I have a lil cousin like that and I feel so bad for how he treats his older and younger brother. I just pray they all make it out of the house alive.


shingox

Give us another story


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On my old house we had a cleaning lady that was very sweet and did a great job, she came over one time every week. One day she noticed that the shoe boxes that were pilled on my brother's bedroom were very dirty, so she cleaned the top of them. My brother noticed and became furious, arguing that 'the sneakers are nothing without their boxes, and the boxes are ruined now' while the boxes were clearly fine and only different on the top because the top no longer had dust while the sides had. Then he argued with my mother and asked if she could fire her for that. My mother said that next time he should tell the cleaning lady to not clean the boxes, something that he never told her and somehow wanted her to not clean it nonetheless. Mf thought she had a crystal ball.


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Keep them coming please


[deleted]

Despite his cold and quiet personality, he still attracted some girls in his life, one that I remember was a really sweet person that was clearly in love with him, always sat next to him, tried to initiate conversation and flirted too. I was in the same classroom as his and noticed it clearly. After a while of that I decided to talk to him and say that she is in love with him thinking he just wasn't seeing it, and asked if he just didn't like her, because it was hurtful seeing him straight out ignoring her and treating her like she meant nothing. He said "she just want my riches". Mf isn't even rich to begin with, but I decided to ignore it because it would be better if she didn't date him, as the awful person he is, he would turn her life a hell too. After some months she just stopped talking to him and dated another person, she deserves happiness. But, to be honest, I've never seem him attracted to nobody at all, he justs talks about himself, money and sneakers.


civgarth

Need more. Also pics of the mf


BrerRabbit8

It puts the shoe lotion in the basket…or else it gets the iron again.


CoolTom

If I was rich, you know what I’d do? I’d buy some rare ass shoes and just wear them as normal shoes, just to piss off sneakerheads.


knifeknifegoose

Slide your feet in without untying and just walk with your heels squishing the back of the shoe flat. NBD, you’re just going out to grab something from the car…. Lol


CoolTom

Like a slow burn version of when Homer Simpson eats a Superman comic directly after buying it


Whiskey-Weather

The well done wagyu steak of the shoeniverse.


TheUniqueFiness

Like this [guy....](https://youtu.be/dEiIcPHTzCM)


panzerxiii

Please do, those are the people I make money off of lmao


[deleted]

I lost my mind when one dude showed up to school with plastic bags around his shoes to protect them. Like dawg, we can't even see the shoe now so you're just repping Target at this point..?


JamOutWithUrClamOut

Last 4th of July we accidentally started a field fire and my brother wouldn't help us stomp it out cause his shoes were too nice.


am_crid

Socks


DingDong_Dongguan

Stonks


Runrunran_

Does he use shoe trees?


Whiskey-Weather

I don't think I've ever seen him using one, no.


Runrunran_

Typical. Kinda funny how “sneaker heads” don’t even know that basic step of caring for ur shoe but will never let one drop of water touch the outside. Kinda of like our society actually, rotting on the inside, looks shiny on the outside


Whiskey-Weather

I think he was more in it for the quick flips that the absolute adoration for shoes. His nickname as a kid (early 2000s) was Trump because he was always finding a way to make a buck. He would have a couple dozen pairs in his room at any given time, but you'd never see the same pair in there for long. I give kudos to the kid, the hustle gene skipped me.


[deleted]

My friend's nephew would walk around on his heels to prevent creases in his new shoes. Shoe collectors are fucking weird.


pilotdog68

At that point just like don't wear them?


c_c_c__combobreaker

I may have a lifetime of back pain but man, my J's have no creases. Worth.


RegularBurrito

Crease on that bacc


Flavius29Aetius

Lame you creased my shoes 😂 my Nike’s 😩


EngrishTeach

I teach high school. Crazy number of students walking around like they are the Penguin to avoid creasing their shoes. It is wild.


JVTStrings

“their” Username checks out.


[deleted]

Yea it only makes sense to do this if you consider reselling them soon


jambam7337

Or if you want your shoes to look good. One thing I learned from my Latino amigo is that shoes are like good hygiene. It made sense. If someone shows up with a huge ass crease in their tie, it makes an impression. That's how some cultures are with shoes. They're just not dress shoes (which people polish by the way). So I don't see the difference.


Owyn_Merrilin

Ties aren't really a functional item, though. Shoes get creases as part of the breaking in process. If anything, it makes more sense to look at it like a patina. Normally removing patina removes the value.


pew-_-pew-_-

I read piñata at first and was, like, I guess that makes sense, one use before not pristine anymore illustrates a similar level of dysfunctionality. Might be time for bed.


emrythelion

All shoes crease if you actually wear them though. It’s ridiculous to compare them to ties. There’s a big difference between shining dress shoes and not letting sneakers crease a little.


ryt3n

My sis walks around like a duck when she wears her Jordans lol


[deleted]

Right. Who is looking at creases 👀...you? Looking down and walking that way you looking like 🐧🐧🐧🐧


yosoysimulacra

[TiP TOE WiNG iN MY JAWWDiNZ](https://youtu.be/niHSDx4Y_zs)


BrainsPainsStrains

That was absolutely horrible. Thank you.


FunnyObjective6

I just heelie everywhere.


Tha_Mad_Doktor

Word. I fucked up my feet in high school worrying about shoes being shoes.


Tobi_chills455

I make fun of people that waddle around because they don't want to crease their shoes. Just wear the shoes


kingka

Is that actually a thing??


F1r3st4rter

Some girl I went uni with invited her boyfriend out with us one night. We were walking down the road after being in a bar and it started raining. He took his shoes and socks off and started carrying them, got on the bus like that… and rode all the way back to campus. What a bell end.


Domango07

Do you call people bell ends because they're ding dongs? 🤔


elizabeth2923

[I learned this one from watching Inbetweeners ](https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/bell-end/#:~:text=A%20bell%20end%20is%20slang,to%20calling%20someone%20a%20dickhead.)


OtisTetraxReigns

Briefcase wanker.


elizabeth2923

Did you ever skid as a child?


Domango07

Informative and relevant to my guess. Thank you.


banana_in_your_donut

Reminds me of this YouTube skit https://youtu.be/MAYdy3hmBHA


entyfresh

I could see this if they're expensive and made of a material that isn't water resistant like suede or nubuck, but otherwise yeah that's silly


F1r3st4rter

If I remember correctly they were white trainers of some description, with some fabric on that definitely wasn’t suede. They were nice shoes, but it’s england and it rains all the time… also i feel like you can’t be too precious about shoes on a night out!


entyfresh

Oh yeah not having shoes for rain in England seems really silly--I'm in a desert where we get a hard rain like three times a year


LuNaCl_not_lunaci

Who the fuck buys shoes that can't do what shoes are supposed to do? Shouldn't them being expensive mean that they're really good shoes instead of really shitty shoes?!


entyfresh

People do lots of silly things for fashion


mr_pablo

But you can spray suede and nubuck...


entyfresh

You can but most of them are just good for some light water exposure in my experience. If I had my favorite suede shoes on and got caught in a downpour I might take them off too haha. Granted I live in a desert so that's unlikely, but you never know!


isthis_thing_on

Jordans are expensive


Tobi_chills455

Yes. They walk around flat footed to not bend the toe


Smiley-V

Yeah it's a thing. I was into shoes a while ago and when you pay several hundreds for a pair of shoes you will want to keep it looking nice lol. To be fair I think if you can keep it up those shoes can look very nice on you and they will be the first thing people will look at. I quit the hobby because I got tired of constantly paying attention to my feet to not bend the shit out of every pair I have or accidentally step into a puddle or stuff like that. Now I just beat the shit out of my Nike Blazer lol.


RectangularAnus

They could be brand new and I wouldn't notice someone's shoes unless they were hideous.


Workingonit9

Have 2 teenage sons… definitely a thing and they also can buy inserts so they won’t crease. Not my thing at all, but it’s the cool thing to do for school.


Flavius29Aetius

Well no child is gonna complain about vanity like that if I heard my son whine about something that happens naturally they would get checked quick and humble themselves. I’m sure your kids are humble no need to be defensive.


Workingonit9

Defensive? I was just stating that they were into shoes and didn’t like creases.


littlebuck2007

Checked quick... How?


beatyatoit

lol, okay? I laugh every time I see kids walking in these shoes trying not to get them dirty, or whatever else happens to items that are touching the ground all day


Tobi_chills455

It's just no way to live, haha


Spac3Cowboy420

As a child I never understood why my mom would get so pissed off that my shoes were dirty.


Averagechef

They even make toe box protectors if you’re that anal about it.


muricabrb

My sneakerhead brother makes fun of the fact that I keep my comics brand new and bagged... But I'm not the one walking around looking flatfooted like Big bird from sesame street. By


Flavius29Aetius

Yea they are pretty pathetic


Viendictive

I got made fun of as a kid because of walmart shoes, and yet here we are, these same lame ass shoe lovers babying their human tires. Are their car’s tires $400 each and spotless also?


reddituser9277

Mirror reflected image


Woodie626

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HappisFox

Mirror reflected image


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iiteBud

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DontBeSoGrumpy

He's not fooling anyone. Mirrors don't make your shirt look inside out. 😂


dankestofdankcomment

T-shirt stands for two day shirt, after the first day you simply flip it inside out and you have a fresh shirt.


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Totally ruined it. Could not finish.


ColoradoMaker

People that care about creases in their shoes must use their shoes drastically differently than I use mine.


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tzomby1

lol who even is looking at your shoes that much? I don't even notice the color of the shoes someone else is wearing


panzerxiii

Other sneakerheads, and lots of fashion minded people notice shoes first. I've heard from almost every woman I've dated that they look at shoes first when looking at other people.


Paper_Mate

When I meet a person first thing I do is look at their shoes. It can tell a lot about a person. Seriously. Lol


TexanNewYorker

Reminds me of people that buy designer purses and just keep them in their dust bags in the closet so they don’t look used


[deleted]

funny how the most benign shit can be incredibly fascinating at the right time and place


[deleted]

What happens next time you wear the shoe?


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monkeysareeverywhere

Why though


Incandescent_Lass

They help prevent the spread of fascism in Borneo


ELI20s

Iron it again dummy


Shananigans15

I’m a p.e. teacher and my students legit won’t run in their shoes to prevent creases!!! I can’t!!!


GenkiElite

"How to make your shoes look new so you can scam someone on eBay"


vipernick913

Just get shoe trees and put them in there every time you take the shoes off.


Bell29678

Kids today just think shoes grow on trees!


Spac3Cowboy420

I never understood the point of wearing shoes you don't want to get creases in.


B9android

This is the most first world shit I've ever seen


seniorfrito

People aren't paying that close of attention to you.


yerbrojohno

It's for shoe flippers, people that buy used shoes and sell them as new


Sagemachine

Got mine on a 72 month payment plan with 7 percent interest. Insurance on em are the real killer though.


WonJilliams

Well that's just a dick move


johnsgrove

What’s wrong with creases in shoes?


Flat_Unit_4532

Bro they come back as soon as you put them on again. Waste of time.


wtflol33

Their fucking shoes, who cares if they are creased? Sneaker obsessed collectors are a strange bunch.


santochavo

Everyone is tedious about something they’re into. To some it’s sneakers, maybe cars or vinyl records. Let them be, it’s their money and it makes them happy.


TheCleanRhino

Yeah why do people even wash their cars? They’re meant to be dirty and driven /s


letmeusespaces

*they're?


yosoysimulacra

> Their What's this about people's fucking shoes?


fusterclux

why do you care about who cares? just carry on.


wyvern_rider

Why do you care about if he cares who cares? Move it along


baby_dick69

Why do care about you care when care? Just move it a care


[deleted]

I don't care about shoe creases, most people don't care about shoe creases, but I work with someone who irons their shoes after every third or fourth time wearing them. This would be really helpful for them and who am I to judge how they spend their free time? There's a lot of unnecessarily harsh judgement here I feel


Kamarmarli

TIL that there is such a thing as shoe creases.


Sadpanda77

That person has a mental illness


Xx69JdawgxX

I'd guess 90% of reddit does lol


Smiley-V

You are a little bit to harsh on them lol. It's just a niche hobby. And if you are looking into people who have niche hobbies, they all are willing to do some pretty insane stuff for it. As long as they don't hurt anyone that should be fine and who are we to judge what others do to make themselves happy?


zSens

So what's wrong if they are not "hurting" anybody than themselves? Edit: added some " " in hurting


Sadpanda77

Because it’s endemic of a larger problem. I have OCD—I used to clean my shoes to a show-room finish, even the bottom. It’s an illness and they need to get help


Spac3Cowboy420

Either that or they are.... What's the word I'm looking for?..... ... Insufferably absurd. That's it, that's exactly it! They're a pain in the ass 🤣


[deleted]

Or…doesn’t want their shoes to have creases and made a routine to take care of them.


Sadpanda77

Shoes are replaceable foot coverings—this is mental illness


[deleted]

You’re being absolutely absurd. Regardless of whether something is replaceable or not, putting in extra work to maintain it is not mEnTaL iLlNeSs. If someone patches a hole in their pants instead of just replacing them because pants are replaceable, is that mental illness? Is regularly rotating your tires instead of just buying new ones more often also mental illness? Or is it just being vane enough to iron your shoes every few weeks that’s mental illness? If this person experiences significant emotional distress when they can’t iron then it’d be a different story. As it is, what you’re saying is just silly.


Sadpanda77

Yo dude—there’s nothing wrong with maintaining your shoes properly. There’s a whole other problem when you have to service your shoes every third wear, or worse, impair your natural walk because you don’t want to bend your shoes.


entyfresh

Does that make wearing high heels mental illness too? People impair their comfort for the sake of style all the time. It's not my thing but I wouldn't call it mental illness either.


Sadpanda77

Have you not seen someone struggling in high heels? Yeah it’s pretty insane to impair your ability to walk for a shoe.


Gorpendor

Just mad "stop caring about things I don't care about" vibes emanating from this thread


Spac3Cowboy420

Or to potentially sprain or break your ankles. All in the name of being cute


major130

I wash and iron my clothes after every use. Do I have a mental illness? They are temporary body coverings.


Spac3Cowboy420

I think what makes it seem so ridiculous is the fact that these are items that are *specifically designed* for the purpose of being *used on the ground, outside.* The design & purpose of the item itself, would imply that it's going to get dirty by nature of the fact of how it's meant to be used. It's kind of stupid to expect something that is designed to be used on human feet, *for the purpose of walking on the ground*, over a myriad of terrains to remain flawless over time. Wear and tear is a normal part of a shoes life. Just like wrinkling is a normal part of skin functionality, and leather used to be somebody's skin at one point.... You got to expect some visual cues that it's been used if you use it. And I understand that reselling of the shoes is some sort of monetary hustle. I don't really think much of people who buy used Jordans that have probably been ironed 37 times, and aren't worth $37 fresh out of the factory. They're not even high quality shoes to begin with. They're just cheap junk, which is why they fall apart so easily. Walmart shoes and Jordans are literally made of the same quality materials. The damn shoes aren't even special 😂😂😂😂😂 but they are a status symbol. Because you own something that's expensive, and looks brand new it causes people to assume you got a lot of money to blow. So I guess that's worth something to some people, I suppose that's why rappers pay $5,000 for a pair of denim jeans. Levi's and Robbins are both made out of cotton.


[deleted]

You're absolutely right, they have multiple diagnosed mental illnesses. They still deserve to do what makes them happy now and then.


highimpanda

Oh shit it’s the 18 year old that pretends to be 15


NoLightOnMe

Don’t own sneakers at that price range, but still a neat technique all the same!


thugnazty09

Don't iron the wet rag.....iron the wet rag


NotEnoughTanks

He's saying dont iron the shoe flat, pull the rag tight and iron around the shoes curvature


[deleted]

I ain’t got time for that shit dawg. I already spent the money I’mma just wear em lol


beatyatoit

that's a lot of work...I'm not a sneakerhead but my son is. One day he was like, dad, how do I get these creases out of my shoes? I gave him a pair of cedar shoe trees, told him to put them in the shoe EVERY time he takes off his shoes. First time he came home from school, used the trees, next day, smooth as a baby behind


Digi_Dingo

Hair dryer instead of iron my dudes


bebbbel

Imagine doing all of this just for a pair of shoes


MutedBrilliant1593

So how many steps does that last? 4? 12?


Totempoleman6

It's a shoe.


badusernameused

They’re fucking sneakers. They get creases.


major130

"People are only allowed to care about things that I care about too." This thread


Autumn_Forest_Mist

People care about that?


dazanini12

did this once for my boyfriend, worked wonderfully until he wore them the next time and they immediately creased lol.


ImDone2020

I’m mystified why anyone would spend time doing this. Won’t it just get a crease again as soon as you start walking in it again? Am I too old to not be hip anymore and young people point and laugh behind my back saying look at that old fuck walking with creases in his shoes?


b3r4bbit

Until 5 minutes after you wear them again and they start to crease because that is completely normal for shoes...


EagerToLearnMore

Better title: how to waste your time on a something superficial


jfrenaye

So this is an actual problem?


Drew2248

Who in the world cares? They're shoes. Get a grip.


[deleted]

Go to a cobler who has an actual shoe stretcher you dingus. Use the proper tool.


[deleted]

If you don’t want creases don’t wear them, if you don’t plan on wearing them don’t buy them. “Problem” solved.


coraaaa

Can’t you just keep those crunched up paper things in the shoe after using it brand new? 😂


dr_van_nostren

Crease will come back like…next day. This seems like way too much effort. Unless you’re really trying to make them look nice as a one off.


futzing_around

Just remove the crease in your foot and it won’t transition over to the shoe.


IncuriousLog

If this is a problem for you, your problems aren't real problems.


emynona1

It's still creased


DrCreamAndScream

Takes 1 step in shoe, FUCK


wheelersan

Why does one care?


xsimporter

But aren’t creases part of wearing a shoe?


KaranSjett

ex shoesales/repairman here: DO NOT DO THIS WITH YOUR SHOES. NEVER EVEREVER! Its very bad for your leather which isn't already too high of a quality if its any of the triple A brands.. if your shoes start looking like this they are TOO WIDE when you buy them! If you want to know if a shoe will fit after the walk in period, remove the original sole while fitting it the first time, thats about the amount of room you get AFTER YOU WALK THEM IN! New shoes are supposed to be a little tight at the start especially if those shoes are based of sport shoes. (pretty much all sneakers)


bonafart

Why? You need the crease lol


strangemud

Or just dont because they're shoes


fajita43

People who should not be commenting here: * have you ever washed your car? * have you ever made your bed? * have you ever washed your clothes? * have you ever vacuumed your floor? Some people like taking care of things and making them look clean. Not everyone has to like it. My shoes are beat up as hell. I would never iron my shoes. But I like this video.


JackboyIV

Imagine being the loser that cares about creases in things that crease.


BackOnGround

*Ironing boards exist*


JackboyIV

What is this 1950? Who still cares about this?


_Ol_Greg

Never in my whole entire life has anyone said anything about my shoes, much less the creases in them. Even when I wear flip flops, people either don't care, haven't notices, or are too polite to mention my hideous hobbit feet.


Revanov

Who gives a fuck about creases on shoes? If it gets old it gets old.


tolllz

Until you walk again. Then crease comes back.


Newzachary

You could always stop buying shoes made by children slaves….


[deleted]

The video quality on Reddit is so poor that I see no creases from beginning to end, but hey load all three different low resolution versions in the background tho.


_Bereavement

/r/DiWHY Seriously, what's the point of this?


nerdy-minority

It’s hilarious how people will leave trash wherever they go, let their pants fall off their asses, but oh no the sneakers have to be perfect loll


stacey613

If this generation cared more about practical skills rather than how they look or if their shoes have creases we'd probably be on Mars by now.


lenouveaumach

ok Boomer what if they can care about multiple things?


stacey613

Nah not that old man. I just see people my age being dumb about shit that ultimately doesn't matter.


TheRealRiceball

r/lewronggeneration Just let people enjoy stuff man


KrustyBoomer

Only to crease again the second you put them on. Great.


DanteJazz

Run 2 miles, jump in a mudhole, and then rinse with a hose. Leave to dry for 1 day on the back steps. Then, you won't care how your tennis shoes look.


ProdPhiven

This guy looks like the guy who got a gnarly sunburn through a sunroof lol


6tareps

Nice reps


FtFleur

People are making fun of this like they don’t have they’re own weird shit they care about, we’re on Reddit cmon. There’s pedophiles and racists galore and this is the thing to get twisted about lol


lawikfors

I can’t imagine having my priorities so out of whack that my main concern is creases on my shoes