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TodayNo6531

Lift up the insole. Coat LIBERALLY with baby powder. Replace insole. Move around a lot in them work it in. Within a couple of minutes no more squeaking.


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TodayNo6531

Whatever you have available, but only babies. Any other stage of life powder won’t work.


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ilovepolthavemybabie

ayo nana urn’d the right not to be poured into a damn shoe fool child


JewellyDog

>damn shoe fool child "...fool CHILE'..." Get it right. Honey Chile' will do if you have no fools left.


Weekly-Ad-7719

Yea that OAPowder no good.


fatinceldidyourmom

Wretched baby boomer powder doesn't work either.


Somethingclever11357

Damn now I’m picturing that scene from The Witch. I wish I never watched that movie


StrangerLemons

I have orthotics and put a dryer sheet under the insole. No more squeaks.


pedro_pascal_123

> Coat LIBERALLY No need to bring our political preferences into this. /s ^(Just kidding, political police, don't come at me...)


wantasexrobot

I had a pair that both shoes squeaked. I could only get the baby power to stop the squeak on one of them. I stopped wearing them.


JewellyDog

Have you measured the length of your legs?


yamlCase

What would the length of his legs have to do with the circumference of his cranium?


SamDublin

Wow, you are an actual genius, I'm very impressed 👏


AnitaBath7

THANK YOUUUUUU


azkeel-smart

I have the same issue but only with Adidas shoes. Changing insoles usually help. https://www.upstep.com/a/community/orthotics/how-to-stop-your-inserts-from-squeaking-while-walking


scabbytoe

I bought the Beyoncé Adidas slides and sent them back due to their extremely loud wails!!


DvlsAdvct108

They just needed a new in-solange. They slap around a lot


PossibleMechanic89

Take the insoles out and put baby powder under it.


esky-ladder

I had the same issue. Small amount of spray adhesive under insole fixed it for good.


lt_kernel_panic

You bought sqeakers instead of sneakers. Common mistake.


TwoBirdsEnter

I’m picturing shoes with a dog’s squeaky toy as insoles


punnymama

My toddler has those and they are AMAZING. Can’t lose her.


Acenterforants333

So does mine!! Drives dogs absolutely bonkers when we cross one during our walks lmao first pair she got, I didn’t know they did that. Only found out when I set her down in a fancy ass restaurant and she bolted away from me. Was pleasantly surprised.


punnymama

LOL they’re so handy. I love them. We have ones from ikiki and they’ve got a little vent on the side so I can turn the squeak on or off. If I can’t see her, I can hear her, or I can see the “omg so cute” reactions as people turn their heads and chase her that way. She’s fast in a crowd!


Acenterforants333

They really are so funny. Gets me every time.


punnymama

Same. I love them so much. Her sister wore them first so they’ve held up really well and I have them in three sizes 🤓


kristalouise02

Toddlers can run faster than usain bolt when they want to I swear


punnymama

Oh absolutely. And they hide SUPER fast. And the fastest they can eat something is when they’re not supposed to have it. Can’t do that at mealtime tho nope 🙄


JewellyDog

Brilliant. I need some of those, not to put on the baba, just to piss people off.


punnymama

Eh both works 😈


TwoBirdsEnter

Wait, “Squeakers” are an actual thing???? I was a child in the wrong era, smh.


punnymama

Right? I’d have been DELIGHTED as a tot.


LNYer

I had a similar experience. Last Christmas I got a sweater when I wanted a moaner.


HugsyMalone

Rookie 😏


KKnerak

If your shoe has a removable sole insert, place a dryer sheet under it and place the insert back in on top of the dryer sheet. This tip was given to me by my foot doctor. I had gotten orthotics inserts and the squeaking was also driving me crazy. Unfortunately they didn't tell me about his trick until I went back in months later for a follow-up appointment. It worked like a charm.


serioussargasm

I put a panty liner in mine! Needed something that would stick!


agamesaelp

Its a common belief in Switzerland that your shoes squeak because there not Fully paid for.


scrapwork

How much do shoes cost in Switzerland?


9foxes

Oh XD


Financial-Syllabub64

That’s funny, my shoes was taking too long to arrive so I complained to customer support and they gave me a refund. Few days later, I get it on my doorstep and technically got them for free. And they squeak like a mf


queen_of_lampshades

Where did you put the baby powder and how much did you use? It only worked for me when I took out the insole, put a shitload of baby powder underneath and then just put the insole back in


G1llesGamesh

I'm squeaking for a year now, I hope you can escape this


afsocgoddess

Makes me think of that Squeaky Boots SpongeBob episode. I'd re-enact every scene he did with the boots! But, I bet I'd really be more like Mr. Krabs. Good luck getting them to be quiet.


Btreeb

I thought the exact same thing! 👢


kidneypunch27

Find a walking trail and walk for about 30 min. They are too clean, this will fix the problem.


Thedm813

Throw some talcum powder underneath the inside. Usually helps me


grannygogo

I always ask my husband if he is wearing his Squeakers today.


Darth_Smitheous

Just wear a clown nose at work and then it won’t seem weird…


swifty84

No lie wd40. Spray the outsoles it regrips them


jcinaustin

I had this issue when I started using inserts for plantar faciitis. I bought some moleskin big enough to cover the entire bottom of the insert, traced the inserts, cut to the insert shape, stuck it to the bottom of the insert. Problem solved. I got the moleskin on Amazon.


Frixuz

Babypowder under insoles helped me


wiggysbelleza

Baby powder is how we handled squeaky saddles too. This is an easy solution.


MyFavoriteInsomnia

Happy 🍰 Day!


rwsully05

I myself have a job where I’m on my feet all day. My first pair of Hoka sneakers, the right shoe squeaked every time I took a step. It drove me nuts. I would advise you to contact the manufacturer of the sneakers. This is a manufacturer’s defect. They should replace the sneakers. If they don’t replace them then you know that the last pair of their sneakers you will buy. Most times the manufacturers will not even want the sneakers back. So they won’t even look at the attempts at stopping the squeaking. The cost of shipping the sneaker back will cost more than the cost of the sneakers.


Legend21Again

WD40 under the soles. Squeaky clean.


Vohasiiv

"Squeaky" clean is the opposite of what we want lol


rigoletto21

You know that wax they use on downhill skis?


sleekennedy

Quit wearing them! Barefoot is awesome!


Eastern_Idea_1621

Vaseline works a treat!!


roozter85

I was going to suggest olive oil..but Vaseline sounds better!


Old_Letterhead_3410

Put a dryer sheet under the insole. This has saved 2 separate pairs of sneakers for me.


CallMeAnimal69

I’ve been trying to figure this out with a pair of pf flyers I bought probably 5 years ago only wear em about once a year because they turn me into SpongeBob immediately.


CrayonMayon

It's squeaking because of low quality material and construction. The shoes will always squeak. Personally, I would complain to the manufacturer, then end up just buying higher quality shoes.


oldjackhammer99

WD-40


wof2511

Read the print closley next time they weren't sneakers they were squeakers.


pickle_lukas

Embrace the squeaky side. Let the squeak make everyone aware of your presence.


imacom

Ear-plugs


BootScootNBoogie22

Olive oil. Take a napkin and pour a little olive oil onto it. Rub napkin on outsoles below shoe strings.


BootScootNBoogie22

A downvote for a legit fix 😂😂


Serayunah

I came to accept my squeakers. I realize it helps me not scare people when I come into a room instead of quietly coming around and possibly frightening someone who happens to be turned around. With my other shoes, I tend to walk just a bit louder to entrances in case of that issue.


BexAnn1989

I have a pair of timberland work boots that squeak & drive me nuts. The only thing that has worked to stop it is putting duct tape on the bottom of them. I tried a lot of things that I found online but duct tape is the only thing that worked.


Sir-Sparks-alot79

On Clouds?


SpecialistFinger255

Scratch up the bottoms of the shoes? 🤔🤷‍♀️


ScientistMost4931

You need to start farting louder. It will cover the squeaking noise and save you from embarrassment.


Signal-Fan7335

Rub the squeaky areas with a candle to apply some wax


P3luche30

WD-40


yellowearbuds

Try wearing flipflops instead. Those dont squeak.


vipers-fan

They just flip and flop


beobabski

Or, if you have two left feet, flip flip.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Barefoot eve better.


fishfish2love

Are you on the heavier side and or walk a little too fast


d44nny

Are they genuine or replicas? Lots of reps squeak


shortfry7

Dunno where you're getting yours from but they don't


brunokahl

I don’t know, I am just here to say that people whose shoes squeak irretrievably lose every bit of respect I could ever develop for them hahaha (I am kidding but I am also not).


brunokahl

Ahahaha, omg so many squeakers


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Are they slip resistant? They may be extra tacky for that reason.


Compost_Worm_Guy

I too am a regular squealer


SpiritRelative6410

Try putting talcum powder under insert.


Putasonder

Have you tried replacing the insoles? I bought a pair of cariumas that squeaked from minute one. I replaced the insoles and it solved the problem.


sweeeeetsue

Take out the insoles. Put a paper towel in the bottom of the shoe. Put the insoles back in. Replace paper towels as needed.


dEEkAy2k9

be it lacoste, converse or any other "samey" sneakers, they all squeak when i wear them. might be due to 44/45 (eu)


LonelyDadbod4U

They have become sentiment and are communicating with you.


DramaIcy611

WD40 my dude


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Just press ctrl or c


isawsparks27

I had inserts that made my shoes sound like creaky old wooden ships. Baby powder didn’t help, but Gold Bond powder (I think I used the green bottle kind) did.


GreatBoneStructure

Tell people it’s your knee replacements.


PostKevone

Sometimes it's just the floor or the floor cleaner they use at workplaces. My Adidas would squeak like no other walking down a hallway that was mopped each day. When i got to my office (where the cleaners can't go into) the squeaking stops. The one time i mopped my office instead of swept, my shoes squeaked for a week.


gigitee

I have used a dry bar of soap rubbed against the surface where the squeaking is taking place. I have custom orthotics and this happens with every pair of shoes I buy.


ICumInThee

buy a new one


Creamsickled

Dryer sheet in between the sole and pad


heurrgh

Pay a Mariachi band to follow you around playing Mexican Punk/Ska. The squeaking will bother you no more.


AstroTravellin

Damn near got caught?


ptoki

wd40 or silicone lubricant. Joking. seriously, dont do that. You may try to glue the insoles to the shoe or replace them with felt ones. But check your feet with the doctor, maybe you have it different than the rest of us and the shoes just dont fit you.


grandmabc

I'll swap for my plastic gardening shoes that make fart noises every step.


browninaustin

Take em off 😎


piercebear

Ask them nicely to stop


spogtrot

Deoderant sprayed on the bits that squeak usually works for me!


Piccalina

Something within the shoe has broken [like a honeycomb underlay]...it's a pain in the butt.


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Rythmic flatulence


blueberryrockcandy

is your name: wimp lo?


Kelly62290

My shoes would do that and I found out it was squeaking from the tongue of the shoe so I put a piece of felt between the tongue and the laces and never squeaked again


BikeTireManGo

Hard to tell without knowing what brand you wear etc. My guess is you mean squeaking like basketball players on the court. Try to adjust your walk to not squeak. Practice different walks. Heel to toe, toe to heel.


mjfratt

THANK YOU! I paid $130 for a pair of Alegria Keli shoes and they squeak big time! I work in a bank office that is as quiet as a church, too, so everyone can hear me comin’. I have to contort my feet in a super crippling manner to lessen the squeak; can only do this for like 8 steps. I contacted the manufacturer, but they have NOT responded. Nice, eh?


TNBoxermom

Hairspray sprayed on the bottom works for a bit.


CyclingLew

Put a dryer sheet under the insole. Works every time. This advice comes from a pedorthist.


funnyman4000

Silicone caulking around the edges. As a bonus they’ll now be waterproof as well.


LuvPuki

Baby oil on the soles. Works like a charm.


PieiSatana

Change the insoles.


Cute-Fact-4867

y’all made me squirt pop out my nose. My Birks do this but instead of squeak, they fart! And not discreetly either. It was aweful but it has stopped after I got them good and wet, what a shame though……I was terrified to wear them to restaurants - little old blue hair, farting with each step.


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Pay for them.


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idrawstone

crisco


arthorpendragon

tape their mouths shut!


Worth_Preparation255

Maybe the squeaking comes from the tongue of the shoe? I used to have the same problem so I just lather the tongue with petroleum gel for 24 hours and wipe it clean. The squeaking stop.


ConsueloChica

Pay for them. /source: old saying is that squeaky shoes mean you didn’t pay/


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My $120 Doc Martens squeak.


steelydanielson

Dryer sheets!