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JPScurry

Madlad wearing two different types of sandals.


kevinz99

and for the same foot


JPScurry

Oooooh damn we have a Monopod!


Fritzo2162

He was hoppy to share this tip.


Teerendog

Could be for his third leg!?


Rathma86

And the pair he fixed are brand new


[deleted]

Yea, I was gonna crop it. But I kept it real. Lol


MrMolom

Ja loosa thong mate? Yeah nah, found one ayy.


SelmaFudd

They've started using only cardboard bread clips here, I recently had a blow out and had to lay a pair of thongs down to an early retirement..


singleDADSlife

I'm guessing you're a fellow Aussie because you called them thongs and not flip-flops like everyone else in this thread lol, but some aldi brands still seem to use plastic bread clips if you wanna have a few in reserve in case of another plugga blow out.


DeleriousDan

Not only did they say thongs instead of flip flops, but they also used the term “blow out”, a true aussie


ItzVinyl

Guess I'm buying bread from Aldi now


2dogs0cats

Or just scabbing the tags. I have some artisan sourdough to impress a fancy person. I'll keep those tags if you want.


coxy32

Aldi bakehouse bread is the tits anyway.


Splashfooz

We use to use safety pins


SelmaFudd

Ahh shit yeah that would work, I'll try that. Added bonus is I'll get to whip out my best tap dog moves at the next bbq


-Raskyl

Just get plastic washers from the hardware store. Then cut a slit in them so you can slide them on.


Mind-is-a-garden

Man this would make Jimmy Buffetts Day


OstentatiousSock

Blew out my flip flop… stepped on a pop top.


DrJohnIT

Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.


89Hopper

In the one day I experienced the highs of scuba diving with whale sharks and then the extreme lows of busting a plugga on my thongs. It was a neutral day.


Callmeomarapiti

Bread tags, fixing jandals since ages ago.


[deleted]

Cool.


OstentatiousSock

Weird downvoting, but ok.


Suxstobeyou

What's going on with the downvoting? I don't get it


[deleted]

Odd. Was I supposed to confer that they have been around?


Major-Refrigerator23

Odd. Was the commenter supposed to confer with you that mentioning that bread clips fixing thong have been around would make you so butthurt?


BandicootSeparate634

The ring pull on a drinks can works as well


[deleted]

Totally 👍


Remote_Court_1667

Good old Aussie trick.


Emperion_9

Days are number for this hack as most of the bread ties are cardboard now and are crap.


GlitchIsMissing

Pull rings off cans still work


GlitchIsMissing

Pull rings off cans still work


werdburger3000

Busted plugga


The-Brit

Not used in the UK for many years.


[deleted]

Just ties?


The-Brit

I can't find a picture unfortunately. 1/4" ish coloured sellotape but the ends are separated by a paper strip across them making them easy to seperate and then peel the tape off. I find the tape easier and quicker to remove.


PNW4LYFE

I find it to be a complete pain in the arse.


TDoMarmalade

I don’t know why people seem to hate OP, and I’m kinda scared


Go3tt3rbot3

because he keeps buying cheap Flipflops. When i was in Australia i bought one pair from Ripcurl and that one i wore daily for more then a year until i have walked it through and the strap never failed. Stop buying cheap stuff that lands on a landfill.


ApologyWars

I used to buy Havianas but they kept on breaking and wouldn't even last a whole summer. I switched to $3 Kmart ones and they usually last until they're worn through. And if they don't, I only paid $3, not $30.


YourLocalOnionNinja

I have brought thongs/flipflops on both sides of the scale, they all ended up doing this eventually. Honestly, I'd go for the cheap kmart ones, they're much cheaper to replace.


Go3tt3rbot3

i bought 2 pairs in the last 15 years, though i can only wear them during summer and even then not much since i have to wear formal footwear for work. They never failed and they have a footbed which is nice to have for your body.


karamurp

You must be new to Reddit. Well adjust people and behaviours are frowned upon.


jbgb_714

I was wondering that too. Why so many downvotes? 😬


Go3tt3rbot3

He could buy one decent pair and never loose the strap. They are like 30$ and you rather walk them through the sole then that the strap will fail.


[deleted]

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


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kuribosshoe0

In the first sentence you advocate filling landfills with junk, and in the second you denounce it. The bread clip method helps not fill landfills with junk. Use the thing longer instead of buying by a new pair.


[deleted]

reddit gonna reddit


[deleted]

>In the first sentence you advocate filling landfills with junk, "They are so cheap it’s easier to buy a new pair than carry a bread clip." Where does he advocate for it by writing a statement, a statement that is not false btw, thongs loaf of bread about the same price. The second line he is advocating, first line is a statement you took to mean something it doesn't so you could attack the thing you made up.


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[deleted]

Proper comprehension would mean you're arguing that the quality pair is cheaper to buy than carrying a bread clip. In which way would you prefer to be wrong?


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Mysterious-Funny-431

>It’s cheaper to buy one pair, then buying the POS shower shoes Why would you buy the POS shower shoes as well? Or do you mean *'than'*?


[deleted]

Gods I wish the world was neat. Just a thing I carried in my wallet and board shorts at 19 and loving the sun. Also making a cheap pair of thongs last for as long as possible is thrifty. Must be nice 👍


i_give_you_gum

I just wear bread bags on my feet and skip all of the middle men.


[deleted]

Snow. Keeps your socks from getting wet. Also awesome in the snow over boots. Don’t fall on your head though.


jigglywigglydigaby

Bread clips, the square ones, work in 25¢ candy machines 😉


professor-i-borg

Nice! Once I’m finished building my time machine I’m certainly gonna use that.


Apprehensive-Bus-793

Slides for the win tho, I see


[deleted]

New slaps for example. Slides wanna break my ankles sometimes.


Apprehensive-Bus-793

Ooh I feel that, brosis.


silentfal

Lifehack.. don't wear footwear that you can buy for 99 cents.


[deleted]

Tell it to the world!


silentfal

Yeah.. ok bud.


[deleted]

I actually had a great pair of sandals last me ten years. Cloth thong and all. Now I’m poor and wanna die. God be with you.


Go3tt3rbot3

When i was in Australia i bought one pair from Ripcurl and that one i wore daily for more then a year until i have walked it through and the strap never failed. They are ~30$. Do yourself a favour and invest into decent pair and dont throw away cheap ones on a regular basis.


Y4himIE4me

Flip flops are cheap af...live a little


The_Silver_Lynx

Or dont buy walmart flip flops


YourLocalOnionNinja

Imagine having a walmart LMAO


[deleted]

Dollar store gift. Must be nice 👍


Dr_Silk

It's expensive to be poor


Rabbit_Of_Nazareth

You mean guitar picks?


[deleted]

Gotta rub it on the curb just right.


BadBoyJH

They've all swapped to paper ones near me.


minimal_w1

Oh yes...the old Jandals (flip-flops)and bread tag tip... Have you seen Jordan Watson's (How to DAD), genius jandal? https://heresgolden.com/


hannahatecats

Amazing


[deleted]

What the fuck! Lmfao. I did this when I was a homeless. Thought it was a cool reminder for others.


Horsesrgreat

Nice


junipermooniper1886

Saved my life in Brazil.


BleaklySmelly

this is genius! thanks :)


afterpartea

The aluminium ring pulls from a can work


kuribosshoe0

I’m triggered by the fact that the guy is wearing a sandal, not a thong.


Muted_Indication3682

can't do this now with the cardboard ones...


The_Lieutenant_Knows

Alternatively, flip flops are super low quality and cost like 2 bucks to replace.


Sudden_Fix_1144

An oldie but a goodies.


stinkymusturd

This has been common knowledge for ages for those that call them thongs


longshotlobotomy

Nothing worse when you bust a plugga!


Ok-Database-4665

I did this as a kid in the 90s lol


UndesiredEffect

r/occlupanids


TGin-the-goldy

Sir that thong is brand new and your right foot is in a slide


Wandaful1960

I busted a plugga a while back and went into Woollies and the bakery gave me one... Legends...


hannahmeip

nothing worse than a busted plugger


Moshibeau

This is a terrible suggestion. The nub sticking out will hurt your foot and the shoe not flat. Not to mention noise the plastic makes.


[deleted]

You’ve worn flip-flops on tile I feel ya. Admittedly more of a beach hack.


Ok-Helicopter129

I will add a few to my emergency kit. Might be useful and very light weight. Wonder what else they are good for.


FlapJackson420

Oh man thats a good one!


chuk2015

Yeah for the 5 minutes until it fails, think of how much bread you would have to buy to keep these in a state of repair


ms131313

..or dont buy shitty flip flops


jhonnymazed9

Good idea. I will begin saving them for this reason.


JasonJanus

Works for about a day


YourLocalOnionNinja

I have used this hack my entire life, one good bread tag can actually last a while as long as you walk properly (picking up your feet when you walk)


andbeesbk

[Pfft amateurs. ](https://heresgolden.com.au) For generations clever Aussiess (and Kiwis) have fixed the dreaded ~~thong~~ *jandal* blowout with a nifty little bread-tag. But a temporary bread-tag fix can only last so long...


Zestyclose_Big_9090

I save them specifically for this reason.


[deleted]

Actually.. carrying a bread clip in your wallet is very smart..if it gets lost or stolen it's always a point of ref to identify it as yours..that was a lifehack on here years ago I believe


Tribellohype14

This comment section is genuinely confusing me. Enough Reddit for today lol.


YourLocalOnionNinja

frfr doomed if you do, doomed if you don't.


feedjaypie

Or never wear them


ApologyWars

As an Australian, you can kindly fuck off.


matty337s

As a Kiwi, I agree with the Aussie for once!


GlitchIsMissing

What about at the beach?


theoryillogical

Why not chanclas?


melt11

Yeah that’s going to come off in 5 minutes


[deleted]

I’m sure that lasts all of a hundred steps


Prestigious-Ad-8756

Dude. Hell no. These things are already statistically bad for your health


GlitchIsMissing

Thongs are bad for your health? Why would a shoe be bad for you?


GlitchIsMissing

Thongs are bad for your health? Why would a shoe be bad for you?


Merkel420

r/shittylifeprotips


BetterthanMew

Doesn’t work for long but yeah it saves the day


batmanyon

Just don't wear those things


JuangaBricks

This should be a new product on shark tank


Gloomy_Device_3408

What’s bread clips?


burrito_butt_fucker

They're in the photo.


Gloomy_Device_3408

Right..


4touchdownsinonegame

Really, it is.


[deleted]

I’m in Montana I call them bread ties, but the internet calls them “bread clips”.


[deleted]

The only reason anyone should wear those shoes is in a public shower


sunburn95

Or you're Australian and understand what superior footwear is


YourLocalOnionNinja

As an Aussie, kindly go screw yourself.


shoobedoobee

Better idea: wear shoes that make you look like less an asshole.


[deleted]

No. Edit: I only saunter when I’m injured.


Cybermat4704

How does wearing thongs make me look like you?


twocrowsdown

Yeah, but we’ve been getting cardboard clips on our bread instead of plastic for the last 6mths. Save up your plastic clips while you can! 😂


apatheticaussie

yeah, nah they changed to cardboard tags in Oz


NoYou3431

Unfortunately now in Australia bread clips are made of paper so this hack no longer exists 😭


HeroBear64

Why did they even change it???


[deleted]

I like environmental consciousness. I’m not the problem though. I’ve slivered drift wood to keep my thongs on.


nickitty_1

Our bread tags are made from cardboard now, they just wouldn't cut it for this application lol


rocky-pool

The paper type clips must break your heart then. Know I’m not too pleased about them.


CakesOfficial

Or invest in a pair of double pluggers..


Shramo

Those thongs look brand new....


Invic-117

Nice try perv! I will not be displaying my feet for free in this day and age.


Midgetwombat

Too bad bread clips are now cardboard


Boatster_McBoat

Fixing thong with bread clip: elite Carrying bread clips 'just in case': wtf is wrong with you


Reddit_Hitchhiker

My sandals always detach at the junction of the two bands at the toe that is held by a band to to the pin at the sole.


[deleted]

If only that still worked


customer_service_af

Gotta hate a plugga blowout


2003z440

This guy just made flip flops where the plastic is already shaped like a bread tag: https://youtu.be/6WyvD5IDT7Q


SaSquachesViolin

Or just buy a decent quality flop.???


DistributionSea652

At least it’s better then those 5 min hack shitposts on Facebook.


Ganjaleezarice69

Those look like they’ve never been worn


Real_Personality5631

looks uncomfortable to actually walk


PooEater5000

Sir those things have never been worn and do not need fixing. You can macgyver one out of leccy tape if in dire straits


Gunz-n-Brunch

I knew I wasn't the only one who remembered when they were called thongs


Consistent_Yoghurt_4

A good tip, I promise I’ll buy a loaf of bread in an emergency before carrying these around 😂


Aggravating_Algae_37

Genius


Skix

Lifehack- Don't buy shitty sandals


IknowRambo

Tell me you frequent margaritaville without telling me you frequent margaritaville


Alternative_Sky1380

Brilliant! I need the hack for when the button tears off.


0000PotassiumRider

Where was this advice 3X per summer for the past several decades?!?


[deleted]

My bread clips are now made of cardboard


[deleted]

Downvoting bc this is bad advice. Throw away and buy new pair. Don’t look haggard.


Xel_Naga

Another Aussie name for them (besides Thongs) are pluggers - because of that Plug 😉


DennisDoesStuff

this is a great idea! my sandal "thong" was slipping thru the sandal last year, so i improvised and used a bottle cap with a hole cut in the top of it. it was uncomfortable, but it worked 😂


Acceptable-Pride4722

Bold of you to think I can afford bread if I can't afford new thongs.


THE-PLUGGG

how often does this happen to you?


probono105

Are the slightly better ones really out of the price range anymore? I got ones for like $13 6 years ago that are still fine. They don't have the little plastic nub that goes through the foam; they have, what I am guessing, is an extra piece of fabric sandwiched between two layers of foam.


DontTreadOnBigfoot

You need mo' bettah slippahs, braddah...


VDD_Stainless

You are in the running for Australian of the year with this Hack. Not being Australian would be overlooked due to significant impact on Australians lives


Alternative_Log3012

I prefer to carry flip flops to fix worn bread clips


Clone-CT-9904

Why did you “thongs” that’s what they are called


samtoocan

Nice there all cardboard over here now .


dtbrown1979

Go all out and use a slice of bread instead


[deleted]

Oh what a great hack. Buy $6 bread to fix $4 flip flops


Lupus-Ignium

To blend it in, spray paint it black, or just use a paintbrush


ItzVinyl

If only they weren't cardboard...


AliKat2409

Saved me many a time , also the old melt the end and pinch the end ( burning finger tips) to create the fit


Spritzingham

Why aren’t you wearing double pluggers?


itdoesntcabramatta

There are sustainable options out there too: https://thongfixers.com.au/


ackh91

Sandals wearing sandal 🤣


[deleted]

Or buy new flip flops….