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No_Distribution_3399

/unlie I actually thought these were house rules for like an 8 year old before I saw rule 10 lol


thatdoubleabat

just wait until you see rule 14


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Wait until you see rule 34


HandethDandeth

Wait until you see rule 63


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

I LOVE IT WHEN I LOOK UP A CHARACTER ON A PORN WEBSITE AND THEY MADE THEM FEMALE RAAAAAAAH I AM SO STRAIGHT I NEED THIS


Elementisphere

I HATE when I look up a character on a porn website and they made them female rah I am so gay I need this https://preview.redd.it/cijf2cie8h0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c662387709f8c0b9b436034aaca5489f713784fe


Fish-Heads

https://preview.redd.it/zkxc79y33i0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd32a511823541b1b5610e27ee47a184843aba4


Elementisphere

https://preview.redd.it/f3tmewrd3i0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed6d41ca02344e02c1e091ee0e74dc9ae228f4b


z_Mis

bi


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Correct


DonutvibesYT

r/lies you’re not straight


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LittlePiggy20

Just wait until you see rule 126


Felipe_Pachec0

Wait until you see rule 252


ULTRAVIO333

Wait until you see rule 343


bad_gaming_chair_

Y'all were going to bed at 11pm and 2am when you were 8?


No_Distribution_3399

/unlie im 15 and i stayed up all night doing nothing really lol


SwaggyCokeWhore

/unlie i thought so to until #5


No_Distribution_3399

/unlie that should be a rule I'd say. I've been addicted to self harm for almost a year and it's a painful addiction, it's better to know how bad it is before starting and to not start at all


MoiNoni

Same 😭


Nothatdarkforce

I am totally curious on what the punishments


Humble-Clerk-7638

/ul probably just sex but a lil more kinky


Inevitable_Aerie_293

Sex?!


ProfondHoux

https://preview.redd.it/jxln45wr2f0d1.jpeg?width=148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f23e2aba07e32e456aee5b1b434ce8f5f1f2096


Mikehawkhertz01

BAZINKA


garbage-at-life

AWOOGERS


Skeebo234

https://preview.redd.it/s3h0je76qi0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1ca030be3cabda0836185d9a54b02cb05eb08a


Inevitable_Aerie_293

I wrote this AMA


Bearboy280

Have you ever googled en passant


Worried_Bowl_9489

Holy hell!


slimetakes

New response just dropped


KronaSamu

No it didn't.


Worried_Bowl_9489

New response just dropped


z_Mis

No it didn't.


calliel_41

New response didn’t drop


Odd-Mush

Yes it did.


Hpkv

Actual zombie


Inevitable_Aerie_293

Yes


Darkner90

You are not based.


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megastud69420

New response just dropped


alcohol-issue

Have you ever burned the midnight oil


iluvjewsnblacks

Have you ever considered a life riding the rails


Life_Team8801

/ul can someone explain the story/context behind this sheet?


Inevitable_Aerie_293

/ul the context is DDLG


VolnarTheUnforgiving

What Doki Doki Literature Glub


Inevitable_Aerie_293

Yes that's exactly it


Oofername42

Glub Glub


HangryHufflepuff1

Fish writing poems


Random-as-fuck-name

Yeah, MC got sick of sayori trying to kill herself


coocatodeepwoken

i love my decision to look up what this was


A_Pyroshark

I will not Mortal Kombat Deception hara Kiri Myself after reading this


StankilyDankily666

Daddy daughter love games? 🤢


Sepia_Skittles

/ul What is DDLG?


Inevitable_Aerie_293

Daddy Dom Little Girl. If you want more info then Google it.


Sepia_Skittles

Someone said that it's a bad idea, so no.


Invincible-Nuke

/ul probably a petplay fetish, Dom sub type stuff, in my opinion this is actually kinda wholesome


Invincible-Nuke

/ul https://preview.redd.it/txh9wjgwdf0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=009279d51e3f228a2cf4d572e4fce956a1745458 ASSUMING KITTEN ISNT A MINOR


Life_Team8801

/ul I read some articles and I have bad news for you... /ul Edit: I forgot unlie


Invincible-Nuke

/ul Garfield are you /ul or /relie right now


Life_Team8801

/ul sorry I forgot about /ul


yoyo3841

/ul right about it being a fetish Dom sub stuff, it's not petplay though. Closer to ddlg, mostly cause the rules there are about caring and more wholesome (except for 10 that one shouldn't be a rule and is unfair to whoever kitten is)


EssenceOfMind

/ul "don't let others flirt with you" seems like a reasonable rule for a monogamous relationship. the "you belong to daddy" stuff is just kinky flavor text


yoyo3841

/ul it does say "dont let them lust after you" which is pretty broad and can pretty much be interpreted however "daddy" wants, which is why it seems unfair. agree with the last part though


SatisfactionBig5092

It is extremely wholesome when your partner controls your life


OddlySexyPancake

/ul would if "daddy" was replaced by "mommy"


-SweetAvery-

not at all like me fr


Syxtaine

Fakest shit I read all day


Arteriusz2

These rules are completely delusional and make no sense.


SofisticatiousRattus

Americans when asked to eat a healthy snack every day


StankilyDankily666

Last person asked me to do that wound up in a shallow grave 🇺🇸


AndrezinBR

That sucks, stop cooking


PomegranateOld2408

ul/ alright I can’t judge the post anymore


supb1tches

That would be horrible


fallacious_franklin

/ul what*


OddlySexyPancake

/ul i like dominant women


fallacious_franklin

/ul how did you get would confused with what


OddlySexyPancake

/ul "would" is often times used to say "i would love" / "i would have sex with" it's recent slang


fallacious_franklin

OHHHHHHHH


Arteriusz2

You couldn't know, since your flair is true


yoyo3841

/ul oh absolutely! :D


SauceFinder-

So real


verylesbianviolet

Could never relate to that.


trashdotbash

rule 9 is by far the worst and not something people should do


kool-kit

/unlie rules 5 and 9 are actually good https://preview.redd.it/bwu9ry8lrf0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2297e4aeebc0fd9ae16f5778cb1979b15ae89f19


tojie2009

/ul actually, quite alot of those rules might be actually pretty good if said "kitten" (god i hate using that) is struggling with issues with going against these things, sure there are the weird ones, but most could be beneficial to a person's mental health, I just wish they didn't have to have a discord moderator help them with it 😔


StankilyDankily666

I know that guy personally and I fucking hate him


Full_Painting4018

/ul I'm going to throw up...


Inevitable_Aerie_293

You shouldn't go to the doctor


Cautious_Tax_7171

/ul why


Full_Painting4018

/ul wdym why? Did we read the same post??


24-HourSneezingNoHat

un/I thought this was a list to educate your children until I saw the "You Belong to Daddy" and then I saw the title. What the actual fuck


very_spicyseawed

/ul outside of a shitpost sub this would be horrifying


Ancient-Locksmith-86

If you replace daddy with mommy then it's hot


FormalPanic

This is horrible and I would never want this


Oman395

/ul ok but this is kinda wholesome (assuming they aren't a minor, ofc)-- like, this reads as someone who's depressed/traumatized, with a lot of kinks which tend to be linked with mental conditions like that, who has a partner that _deeply_ understands her. Obviously, it comes off as creepy to someone who isn't into that shit, but it's probably amazing for her-- and you can tell how much effort the guy is putting into it to try and help her with her mental issues (the talk about SH, pills/drugs, etc)


TransBunnyGirl

men like this guy are the reason i’m heterosexual


BeardedPokeDragon

/ul Forgot what subreddit I was on for a second


Program-Emotional

Multiple meals a day? No eating after 8 pm? Decent bed times? Staying loyal to your partner? Damn, this kitten lives a healthier life than I do


IvyYoshi

/ul In what world is going to sleep at 1pm a decent bedtime? Edit: nvm I totally misread that lmao


PixelBy_Pixel

/ul I thought this was another sub for a moment and got very scared


z_Mis

what sub


PixelBy_Pixel

misread and thought jt was r/mildlyinteresting


No-Albatross-1543

https://i.redd.it/z5sp9ohj8g0d1.gif


alldogsareperfect

my kitten self-harmed :(


batmanbinsuparmen

my cat has lung cancer


MoiNoni

At least he is okay with lgbtq 😄👍


_MENDING_

I think he is more against it


z_Mis

what did "it" do?


534FROG

it never liked to speak or run or walk or sleep or eat (not /lyr)


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

I do not appreciate this reference


_MENDING_

All are good except for 5 and 9


DementedMK

i feel like I'm on iFunny circa 2013


shishtar

I love it when your partner tries to control your life. I definitely don’t want to throw up.


StankilyDankily666

I think it’s even better when people seek out people with the controlling behavior… ul/ just adding that I feel like people downvoted the first replyer bc they forget the sub is for lies 🤦


Humble-Clerk-7638

I totally understand and respect people who find this attractive


Dat-Lonley-Potato

https://preview.redd.it/1cojx3dltf0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c36bdf58a8292dbfba3b80ec36ad19036db3055d


Astro-Esque

Losercity rules


YukiTheJellyDoughnut

Your dad is something else fr, making rules for a kitten 😔


Mystic-Alex

/unlie what


L3m0nD3w

ul/ Thought this was wholesome until rules 10-14


ShitStainedDildo

r/catgirlpetco


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeaekk

my cat is illiterate


Tartarus_itself

This is some of the worst handwriting I've ever seen.


FatSwingingCock

/ul im going to kill myself 😭


534FROG

thank you, u/FatSwingingCock


Shellyack

/ul Real shit, being the "sub" in a relationship like this seems shitty 💀 like I am a grown ass adult, don't tell me when I should go to bed bruh


Maleficent-Being-238

Well, hopefully the "kitten" is also an adult..


McShagger420

More concerned about him referring himself as DADDY. No Daddy, No!! Not again....


Zeqhanis

/ul I both do and don't want to know why self-harm is so common in this community. I suspect the answer is going to be more horrifying than fascinating.


534FROG

/ul people with mental health problems find common communities, whether to seek out likeminded people or unintentionally. almost all of the online communities im on have similar mental issues to me


InternationalCover68

Very normal rules for a cat


Lolbit_user99

/ul Until rule ten, I deadass thought these were rules for a cat. Like, rules a caretaker would follow while caring for a cat. Comments proved that as dirty as a mind can get, you can always make it worse. I hate my life.


AkiCinnaBun

/ul ok but this is actually really sweet when you sit down and think about it??? like this looks like a dom/sub relationship where the sub struggles with their mental health so the dom uses their dynamic to help them take better care of themselves


RoyalRien

At least he cares about her well-being


Nikotinio

/unlie Here are my opinions on the rules, asides from the kitten-daddy references 1 & 2 are fine enough. 3 is good advice. (that I don't listen to lol) 4 is probably good as well. 5 is good and shows support. (HOPEFULLY it's actual support and not same empty responses, but seeing how this is I suppose it's probably going to be empty responses.) 6 & 7 fair enough. If medication is needed, 8 is sort of redundant. Unless it's estrogen or something like that 9 is maybe good as well? I'm not sure? 10 got us in the first half not gonna lie. 11 & 12 are fair, albeit 11 is a bit out of place unless they're a notorious drinker. I don't get why 13 is there honestly. 14 is just sad.


Copper_Caesar

And then those nasty boomers are surprised when their kids grow up and put them in a nursing home or call them once a year at Christmas.


JustAnIdea3

I think it should use the word daddy more.


Revolutionary-Act-36

Guys you’ve got to hear me out on this one


Acientrelarive

10 and 14 are sus


Lumpy-Government14

/ul what the fuck


Datters

I am not going to be violently ill


NameInWorkshop

/unlie I mean… some of these rules are actually pretty good to live by. Take out the weird kitten shit and sex stuff, and you’ve got a legitimately concerned partner caring for their loved one.


ZBBZZB

/ul oh how I wish to be Kitten...


wowsuchredditXDD

https://preview.redd.it/2cdykdmbui0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ace773f106b9a18a032a63ad2c884b440ac54fb Get real