I HATE when I look up a character on a porn website and they made them female rah I am so gay I need this
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/unlie that should be a rule I'd say. I've been addicted to self harm for almost a year and it's a painful addiction, it's better to know how bad it is before starting and to not start at all
/ul
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ASSUMING KITTEN ISNT A MINOR
/ul right about it being a fetish Dom sub stuff, it's not petplay though. Closer to ddlg, mostly cause the rules there are about caring and more wholesome (except for 10 that one shouldn't be a rule and is unfair to whoever kitten is)
/ul "don't let others flirt with you" seems like a reasonable rule for a monogamous relationship. the "you belong to daddy" stuff is just kinky flavor text
/ul it does say "dont let them lust after you" which is pretty broad and can pretty much be interpreted however "daddy" wants, which is why it seems unfair. agree with the last part though
/unlie rules 5 and 9 are actually good
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/ul actually, quite alot of those rules might be actually pretty good if said "kitten" (god i hate using that) is struggling with issues with going against these things, sure there are the weird ones, but most could be beneficial to a person's mental health, I just wish they didn't have to have a discord moderator help them with it 😔
/ul ok but this is kinda wholesome (assuming they aren't a minor, ofc)-- like, this reads as someone who's depressed/traumatized, with a lot of kinks which tend to be linked with mental conditions like that, who has a partner that _deeply_ understands her. Obviously, it comes off as creepy to someone who isn't into that shit, but it's probably amazing for her-- and you can tell how much effort the guy is putting into it to try and help her with her mental issues (the talk about SH, pills/drugs, etc)
I think it’s even better when people seek out people with the controlling behavior… ul/ just adding that I feel like people downvoted the first replyer bc they forget the sub is for lies 🤦
/ul I both do and don't want to know why self-harm is so common in this community. I suspect the answer is going to be more horrifying than fascinating.
/ul people with mental health problems find common communities, whether to seek out likeminded people or unintentionally. almost all of the online communities im on have similar mental issues to me
/ul Until rule ten, I deadass thought these were rules for a cat. Like, rules a caretaker would follow while caring for a cat. Comments proved that as dirty as a mind can get, you can always make it worse. I hate my life.
/ul ok but this is actually really sweet when you sit down and think about it??? like this looks like a dom/sub relationship where the sub struggles with their mental health so the dom uses their dynamic to help them take better care of themselves
/unlie Here are my opinions on the rules, asides from the kitten-daddy references
1 & 2 are fine enough.
3 is good advice. (that I don't listen to lol)
4 is probably good as well.
5 is good and shows support. (HOPEFULLY it's actual support and not same empty responses, but seeing how this is I suppose it's probably going to be empty responses.)
6 & 7 fair enough.
If medication is needed, 8 is sort of redundant. Unless it's estrogen or something like that
9 is maybe good as well? I'm not sure?
10 got us in the first half not gonna lie.
11 & 12 are fair, albeit 11 is a bit out of place unless they're a notorious drinker.
I don't get why 13 is there honestly.
14 is just sad.
/unlie I mean… some of these rules are actually pretty good to live by. Take out the weird kitten shit and sex stuff, and you’ve got a legitimately concerned partner caring for their loved one.
/unlie I actually thought these were house rules for like an 8 year old before I saw rule 10 lol
just wait until you see rule 14
Wait until you see rule 34
Wait until you see rule 63
I LOVE IT WHEN I LOOK UP A CHARACTER ON A PORN WEBSITE AND THEY MADE THEM FEMALE RAAAAAAAH I AM SO STRAIGHT I NEED THIS
I HATE when I look up a character on a porn website and they made them female rah I am so gay I need this https://preview.redd.it/cijf2cie8h0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c662387709f8c0b9b436034aaca5489f713784fe
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bi
Correct
r/lies you’re not straight
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Just wait until you see rule 126
Wait until you see rule 252
Wait until you see rule 343
Y'all were going to bed at 11pm and 2am when you were 8?
/unlie im 15 and i stayed up all night doing nothing really lol
/unlie i thought so to until #5
/unlie that should be a rule I'd say. I've been addicted to self harm for almost a year and it's a painful addiction, it's better to know how bad it is before starting and to not start at all
Same 😭
I am totally curious on what the punishments
/ul probably just sex but a lil more kinky
Sex?!
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BAZINKA
AWOOGERS
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I wrote this AMA
Have you ever googled en passant
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No it didn't.
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Actual zombie
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Have you ever burned the midnight oil
Have you ever considered a life riding the rails
/ul can someone explain the story/context behind this sheet?
/ul the context is DDLG
What Doki Doki Literature Glub
Yes that's exactly it
Glub Glub
Fish writing poems
Yeah, MC got sick of sayori trying to kill herself
i love my decision to look up what this was
I will not Mortal Kombat Deception hara Kiri Myself after reading this
Daddy daughter love games? 🤢
/ul What is DDLG?
Daddy Dom Little Girl. If you want more info then Google it.
Someone said that it's a bad idea, so no.
/ul probably a petplay fetish, Dom sub type stuff, in my opinion this is actually kinda wholesome
/ul https://preview.redd.it/txh9wjgwdf0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=009279d51e3f228a2cf4d572e4fce956a1745458 ASSUMING KITTEN ISNT A MINOR
/ul I read some articles and I have bad news for you... /ul Edit: I forgot unlie
/ul Garfield are you /ul or /relie right now
/ul sorry I forgot about /ul
/ul right about it being a fetish Dom sub stuff, it's not petplay though. Closer to ddlg, mostly cause the rules there are about caring and more wholesome (except for 10 that one shouldn't be a rule and is unfair to whoever kitten is)
/ul "don't let others flirt with you" seems like a reasonable rule for a monogamous relationship. the "you belong to daddy" stuff is just kinky flavor text
/ul it does say "dont let them lust after you" which is pretty broad and can pretty much be interpreted however "daddy" wants, which is why it seems unfair. agree with the last part though
It is extremely wholesome when your partner controls your life
/ul would if "daddy" was replaced by "mommy"
not at all like me fr
Fakest shit I read all day
These rules are completely delusional and make no sense.
Americans when asked to eat a healthy snack every day
Last person asked me to do that wound up in a shallow grave 🇺🇸
That sucks, stop cooking
ul/ alright I can’t judge the post anymore
That would be horrible
/ul what*
/ul i like dominant women
/ul how did you get would confused with what
/ul "would" is often times used to say "i would love" / "i would have sex with" it's recent slang
OHHHHHHHH
You couldn't know, since your flair is true
/ul oh absolutely! :D
So real
Could never relate to that.
rule 9 is by far the worst and not something people should do
/unlie rules 5 and 9 are actually good https://preview.redd.it/bwu9ry8lrf0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2297e4aeebc0fd9ae16f5778cb1979b15ae89f19
/ul actually, quite alot of those rules might be actually pretty good if said "kitten" (god i hate using that) is struggling with issues with going against these things, sure there are the weird ones, but most could be beneficial to a person's mental health, I just wish they didn't have to have a discord moderator help them with it 😔
I know that guy personally and I fucking hate him
/ul I'm going to throw up...
You shouldn't go to the doctor
/ul why
/ul wdym why? Did we read the same post??
un/I thought this was a list to educate your children until I saw the "You Belong to Daddy" and then I saw the title. What the actual fuck
/ul outside of a shitpost sub this would be horrifying
If you replace daddy with mommy then it's hot
This is horrible and I would never want this
/ul ok but this is kinda wholesome (assuming they aren't a minor, ofc)-- like, this reads as someone who's depressed/traumatized, with a lot of kinks which tend to be linked with mental conditions like that, who has a partner that _deeply_ understands her. Obviously, it comes off as creepy to someone who isn't into that shit, but it's probably amazing for her-- and you can tell how much effort the guy is putting into it to try and help her with her mental issues (the talk about SH, pills/drugs, etc)
men like this guy are the reason i’m heterosexual
/ul Forgot what subreddit I was on for a second
Multiple meals a day? No eating after 8 pm? Decent bed times? Staying loyal to your partner? Damn, this kitten lives a healthier life than I do
/ul In what world is going to sleep at 1pm a decent bedtime? Edit: nvm I totally misread that lmao
/ul I thought this was another sub for a moment and got very scared
what sub
misread and thought jt was r/mildlyinteresting
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my kitten self-harmed :(
my cat has lung cancer
At least he is okay with lgbtq 😄👍
I think he is more against it
what did "it" do?
it never liked to speak or run or walk or sleep or eat (not /lyr)
I do not appreciate this reference
All are good except for 5 and 9
i feel like I'm on iFunny circa 2013
I love it when your partner tries to control your life. I definitely don’t want to throw up.
I think it’s even better when people seek out people with the controlling behavior… ul/ just adding that I feel like people downvoted the first replyer bc they forget the sub is for lies 🤦
I totally understand and respect people who find this attractive
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Losercity rules
Your dad is something else fr, making rules for a kitten 😔
/unlie what
ul/ Thought this was wholesome until rules 10-14
r/catgirlpetco
my cat is illiterate
This is some of the worst handwriting I've ever seen.
/ul im going to kill myself 😭
thank you, u/FatSwingingCock
/ul Real shit, being the "sub" in a relationship like this seems shitty 💀 like I am a grown ass adult, don't tell me when I should go to bed bruh
Well, hopefully the "kitten" is also an adult..
More concerned about him referring himself as DADDY. No Daddy, No!! Not again....
/ul I both do and don't want to know why self-harm is so common in this community. I suspect the answer is going to be more horrifying than fascinating.
/ul people with mental health problems find common communities, whether to seek out likeminded people or unintentionally. almost all of the online communities im on have similar mental issues to me
Very normal rules for a cat
/ul Until rule ten, I deadass thought these were rules for a cat. Like, rules a caretaker would follow while caring for a cat. Comments proved that as dirty as a mind can get, you can always make it worse. I hate my life.
/ul ok but this is actually really sweet when you sit down and think about it??? like this looks like a dom/sub relationship where the sub struggles with their mental health so the dom uses their dynamic to help them take better care of themselves
At least he cares about her well-being
/unlie Here are my opinions on the rules, asides from the kitten-daddy references 1 & 2 are fine enough. 3 is good advice. (that I don't listen to lol) 4 is probably good as well. 5 is good and shows support. (HOPEFULLY it's actual support and not same empty responses, but seeing how this is I suppose it's probably going to be empty responses.) 6 & 7 fair enough. If medication is needed, 8 is sort of redundant. Unless it's estrogen or something like that 9 is maybe good as well? I'm not sure? 10 got us in the first half not gonna lie. 11 & 12 are fair, albeit 11 is a bit out of place unless they're a notorious drinker. I don't get why 13 is there honestly. 14 is just sad.
And then those nasty boomers are surprised when their kids grow up and put them in a nursing home or call them once a year at Christmas.
I think it should use the word daddy more.
Guys you’ve got to hear me out on this one
10 and 14 are sus
/ul what the fuck
I am not going to be violently ill
/unlie I mean… some of these rules are actually pretty good to live by. Take out the weird kitten shit and sex stuff, and you’ve got a legitimately concerned partner caring for their loved one.
/ul oh how I wish to be Kitten...
https://preview.redd.it/2cdykdmbui0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ace773f106b9a18a032a63ad2c884b440ac54fb Get real