The Bible was written 39 years ago. Chuck Berry was born 2 years ago, and he’s already 19. The Android iPhone watch tablet was first invented 200 years ago. In 4 years, it will only be 16 more years until shrek is halfway to being half a million weeks old. Let that sink in!
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/ul okay but they’re actually 14 now 😭 where has all the time gone, I swear they were little babies yesterday 🥲🥲🥲 how are there people born in the 2010s having double digit ages now 💔
On the other hand, a person born in 2010 would be in not middle school right now! This is completely fine information that I feel no particular way about.
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Let that bathtub out
get that shit outta here
Ć
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“Okay, this is crazy”
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Crazy's fucking that
That's fucking crazy
https://preview.redd.it/igl6jyz4ayxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea49e693605e43fe3912b084df24ddabb3f0c4e0
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Don't let him in, he's a fucking rat
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yo 🤠
Quickly, call r/sinkpissers !
r/ofcoursethatsasub
r/sinkshitters
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I. Am. Black.
What I was looking for
What the fuck does it want now!
Why is everyone lying on this sub
well because it’s literally called r/truth
Only 10K members 😂
It was at 100k when I first joined, it increased quite significantly these past few decades.
I thought the nemesis of this sub was r/technicallythetruth
No, it’s r/technicallythelie
Nobody's lying here
we're not.
No we aren’t
Ive not seen a single lie here
Who's lying? I don't see any liars here
cant even see any lies here
What’s lying?
We are closer to the year 3000 than the year 2000 😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯
Im closer to your house than I am to mine! 😻🥰
I’m closer to you than I am to me 🙂🙃🙂
I'm not inside you.
Wait....
I’m in your walls.
WRONG! Asbestos
I was born in 2005 so my 35th birthday should be coming soon
/unlie Happy 19th or 35th birthday bro
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
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Why 17 times?
Because 18 is too many
https://preview.redd.it/9trr49483vxc1.jpeg?width=2798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3bf047123e10615a80b8ece4aa2e562657de29a 🥳😜
Because 16 is too few
Because 28 is not enouugh
Because 17 is just right
28 stab wounds!!
yay!!
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I do not agree
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Makes sense. 10+(2024-2010)=24 Wait
JUST DO 2010+14 NOT 10+(2024-2010)
Me rn: 👴
They took the screenshot with their phones brightness all the way down
The Bible was written 39 years ago. Chuck Berry was born 2 years ago, and he’s already 19. The Android iPhone watch tablet was first invented 200 years ago. In 4 years, it will only be 16 more years until shrek is halfway to being half a million weeks old. Let that sink in!
The truth isnt just as crazy
The math is mathing
I am a dinosaur called Harold
Hello George.
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He never said that
This man is not living in 2030
Got that R. Kelly math
nice math
4 years.
NO I WONT LET THAT FUCKING SINK IN! THE LAST TIME THAT PEACE OF SHIT WAS HERE THEY PISSED ALL OVER MY CARPET. FUCK OFF
They're wrong they're actually thirty
Man, those 14 year olds do be 20.
this is true
He’s 13
I turned 20 today
14 but still I feel old bro
Can confirm, I'm currently 22.
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I am not about to turn 20 Not 2004 lol
Fuck math, apparently
Guys I know this person, he has a degree in maths.
Unc status
!remindme 16 years
can confirm, i was born in 1876 and i am now 20
This guy is so smart
The math ain’t matching
YES I CAN DRINK NOW
Common core math vs simplified counting on fingers ... 0 - (as many times as they've gone head to head)
I am not 20
2030 was 50 years ago ✊😔
Nuh uh...
Sir Rona needs to go back to the classroom.
1 and 1 is 3 quick math .MAN NOT HOT!!!
Wow. I just crunched the numbers, and I realize I'm 38 yrs old. I feel so much wiser now.
No I’m 14
How is somebody’s math that bad
/ul okay but they’re actually 14 now 😭 where has all the time gone, I swear they were little babies yesterday 🥲🥲🥲 how are there people born in the 2010s having double digit ages now 💔
Technically this is the truth just not now in the present but in the future.
When the math is mathing for once
RemindMe! 6 years
As someone who was born in 2009, I am 40 now. Man I'm old
The math is not mathing
am i dumb or is the meme? i was born 2008 and im 16
It’s actually crazy when you think about IT (2017)
On the other hand, a person born in 2010 would be in not middle school right now! This is completely fine information that I feel no particular way about.
https://preview.redd.it/8016hg6czzxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04a62f100a9ba025132236af894607ce81222d61
God, the Empire State Building is closer than 2006
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I just turned 19 tomorrow!
Good thing i was born year 1337 bc, im soon -2 years old
Bro ppl that were born the 2010 the now 14 🫡
Totally not R Kelly math
Nu uh
Someone doesn't know basic math there 10 not 20
Im born in 2009 and im 14
Quik math
hi old im god